You DO cover your webcam, right Yea Forums?
When was the last time you ran that antivirus?
Do you download or visit shady sites?
You DO cover your webcam, right Yea Forums?
If what you're doing isn't illegal you should just ignore the blackmailers
I cover my webcam
My antivirus is up to date and scans three times a week
The shadiest website I visit is my private tracker for uyghur luthier videos
>unironically falling for the antivirus meme
>Social life completely destroyed
>not covering the camera and mics on your phone when you're not using it
>falling for the antivirus jew
Just use Linux
>social life
>Masturbating to 3D
>Not masturbating to god tier Loli >doijins instead
Cringe and bluepilled
Have the retarded 'common sense' subhumans arrived yet?
Wow... some Yea Forums hacker sees me making facial twitches at the webcam for 16 hours straight with 2 hour fap sessions a coupe of times a day in between. And an hour shitting on the toilet each day.
Wow. Exciting. I'm so worried.
>I cover my webcam
Don't bring your laptop into the bathroom user, that's just unhygienic
I wipe it with a towel after I'm done with it. And I wash my hands after every wipe.
Sometimes I pretend I know that I'm being watched and make faces at the cam.
If you got nothing to hide you got nothing to fear pedos
I'd genuinely just let the blackmailer release all of my web history, it's nothing but Yea Forums, Hentai and Runescape quest guides...Literally no one would give a fuck since even normies these days look at Hentai.
I don't give a shit if someone is watching me jackoff
Loli shit is still illegal in bong land.
Besides, the guy wasn't so smart. He literally types 'child porn' into google.
Has anyone actually ever received one of those emails? They're hilarious and you deserve to lose money if you fall for them.
>I know you're browsing history and have seen everything you've searched for, yes, even THAT site. If you don't want anyone to know about THAT special site you visited (you know the one I'm talking about) then do the following...
It's fucking hilarious.
Lmao shitposting and calling the Prince a Mutt or race traitor got a guy 4 years.
Great episode, but I have no doubt in my mind Brooker visits this site for his ideas.
Do you 'ave a loisonce for that shit postin' mate?
Or he just browses Computer and Home appliance shops and just adds "What if" before the item and "Has internet but bad" after the item.
Based brits BTFOing all cunnyposters
Give me your credit card info or I'll share with your parents, friends, and employer your 4channel posting history.
I don't watch porn
I just got here. Just use common sense, bro.
>owning a webcam in the first place
>I want 1000 bitcoins transferred within 24 hours or else.
Okay, here's $5. Keep the change.
How do we know it wasn't just loli?
i tapped a big black cock picture infront of it for anyone to see whos the master race
>oh no he beats off
Yeah, that's a rarity. Everyone masturbates.
everyone masturbates to pizza?
I've got a custom built pc no built in cuckery like webcams
Don't own a webcam, don't have a mike, what now bitch?
It's impossible for them to know, the camera would only show his face.
what a fucking retard. that's what bing is for
redpilled
>Hackers can access your camera and watch you without you knowing
>Knowing what sites you visit/are visiting is beyond their power.
I just look at pictures of mature women and say mommy over and over again as I masturbate.
>When was the last time you ran that antivirus?
never i dont want nsa to scan through my files
How do they convince everyone that the footage and the computer recording match?
well they should get ready to see a lot of sneed then
I only go on Instagram and Wikifeet to jerk off, so I'm good
Based and mommypilled.
i guess the hacker could tip off LE and release the video in conjunction with his arrest
This was my biggest problem with the episode. The hackers would have to be so convincing that even his mother believed them. Literally boomer tier understanding of computers from Brooker.
>implying Yea Forums knows anything about tech
there's about 10 people on this board who have built their own computer and use private trackers, everyone else uses netflix and the pirate bay on a 10 year old laptop
wot if email ur sexing is illegal
>webcam
What the fuck, did I wake up in a timeline where 2009 never ended?
>being a normie
y-yeah I wonder what that'd be like heh
do you happen to be mentally handicapped
I AM porn
well they had footage of him fighting to the death by that point so it was pretty much a given he was guilty my dude
>Hack the CEO of a massive company
>All they do is blackmail her racist emails
Lame
as the kids would say, hella. f*ckin. epic
>having a webcam
newfags keep getting stupider and stupider