Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?

now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?

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Texas Red shoulda known that dastardly Decoy the Kid was settin' him up for an entrapment by the Coward Chris Hansen.

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HE'S AN OUTLAW, LOOSE AND RUNNING CAME A WHISPER FROM EACH LIP, AND HE'S HERE TO GET SOME CUNNY WITH THE BIG IRON ON HIS HIP
BIG IRON ON HIS HIP

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ALMOST HEAVEN
WET VAGINA

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The entrapment of Vincent Ambrosia by the coward Chris Hansen

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HE WAS VICIOUS AND A DIDDLER, THOUGH A YOUTH AT 24
AND THE YEARS LEFT ON HIS SENTENCE NUMBERED ONE TO NINETY-FOUR
ONE TO NINETY-FOUR

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The sexual predator was in the wrong.

HANSEN!
I'M CALLIN YOU OUT!
YOU THINK YOU CAN FOOL THE FASTEST DIDDLER IN THE WEST?
I'M RIGHT WHERE YA WANT ME!
COME AND GET ME COWARD!

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From a town known as Wappinger Falls, New York
Rode a boy with a six-gun in his hand
And his daring life of crime
Made him a legend in his time
East and west of the Rio Grande

Well, he started with a decoy in Fairfield
In the pocket of his jeans, a knife he hid
And his age and his size
Took the cunny by surprise
And the word spread of Vinny the Kid

Well, he always traveled heavy; yes he always rode alone
And he soon put many older pervs to shame
And he never had a sweetheart, and he never had a home
But the Journo and the Decoy knew his name

Well, he diddled his way from Utah to Oklahoma
And the law just could not seem to track him down
And it served his legend well
For the folks they loved to tell
About when Vinny the Kid came to town

Well, one cold day a Journo captured Vinny
And the judge said, "String him up for what he did."
And the parents and their kids
Like the sea came pouring in
To watch the hanging of Vinny the Kid

Well, he always traveled heavy; yes he always rode alone
And he soon put many older pervs to shame
And he never had a sweetheart, but he finally found a home
Underneath the Yea Forums threads that bear his name

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>Hey user, i can't wait to meet you tomorrow night. We gonna have some much fun :D

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I wonder what it feels like to have the worst moment of your life captured on camera and then turned into a meme for retards on Yea Forums

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>I'm ya huckleberry ...

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Kino song writing

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all could’ve been avoided if he didn’t try to diddle some kids

It feels like the cleanest best pleasure.

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his next victim youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw&feature=youtu.be

Chris Hansen came up from Fairfield Conneticut at 1PM on the 8th. He had no grand scheme. No strategy. No agreement with higher authorities. Nothing but a vague longing for glory, and a generalized wish for revenge against Vincent Ambrosio.
There would be no eulogies for Vincent, no photographs of his body would be posted on imageboards, no copypastas would be written about him, no memes made of him, no one would ever pay $25 to stand in the room he got entrapped in. The shotgun would ignite and the decoy would scream, but Vincent Ambrosio would only lay on the floor and look at the ceiling, the light going out of his eyes before he could find the right words.

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THESE DUBS, DECOY THE KID

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JUST THE GOOD OL' BOYS

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kek

>afternoon barkeep. why don't you wrangle up some whiskey i've got a thirst and the coin to pay for it

These threads are losing steam. We should pick it back up in a week.

would've been better if I used iced tea and brownies instead of whiskey. i've failed Yea Forums

the usa mangina state for making a criminal offense that two pubescent humans have sex

The judge smiled. Men are born for games. Nothing else. Every child knows that play is nobler than work. He knows too that the worth or merit of a game is not inherent in the game itself but rather in the value of that which is put at hazard. Games of chance require a wager to have meaning at all. Games of sport involve the skill and strength of the opponents and the humiliation of defeat and the pride of victory are in themselves sufficient stake because they inhere in the worth of the principals and define them. But trial of chance or trial of worth all games aspire to the condition of war for here that which is wagered swallows up game, player, all.

YOU CAN RUN ON FOR A LONG TIME

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Chris Hansen he asked me
Why had I come
And then it come to me
Just what I had done
And all for no reason
Just one pic and text
I hung my head
I hung my head

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She a cute

Dude just don't try to fuck children lmao

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Hansen and his gang. Trapped him down like a cowards when he wasnt a'hardly lookin'

what would you text to a 12 year old girl you wanted to have sex with?

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do you consider chris hansen a good guy? he really seems like the dad I never had

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I am sorry for your skin condition

>over 13 years old
>kid
basado ritardo de la americana

no, hes probably a pedophile himself that gets off baning other males from the fruit he enjoys
no sane person would do what he does for so many time, he gets off from this

how did jim henson catch this one?

underrated

keep on going

do you see yourself in this specimen, my fellow Yea Forums anons?

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why is this so kino? it has no right to be, it was just a web series special

don't that picture look dusty

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When I was just an incel, my momma told me "Son,
Quit being a pedo, don't ever play with cun'"
But I met a girl on Yahoo, turned out to be a lie
When I hear that Hansen talkin', I hang my head and cry

I know it's been said, but that is really a gigantic ass.

whats this now?

what happened to him? is he in jail?

>he takes the water bottle the jailbait gave her with him

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basé

made of like a bandit

>gave her

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Toppest of keks, good sir. What's the song?

is there more?

yes 10-15 years. Probably getting prison justice every other night.

Sex offender registry claims he's been released

this town ain't big enough for the both of us pardner

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his ass is so big he wouldn't even feel the pain if he got raped in jail

check'd

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Give me the quick rundown on this dude

pc gamer who had cp on his phone and brought a knife to fuck/kill a 13 y/o.
he's out now.

he's the fastest diddler in the west.

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its the average Yea Forums poster finally portarayed correctly in media, so obviously we rejoice at this tremendous artistic achievement

I'm not fat or a diddler but I have played pjuty games

>LET'S SEE YOU DIDDLE YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE, VIC

He’s an outlaw, loose and runnin’

How can you guys make fun of a life being ruined?

practice

well written

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And I heard as it were the noise of thunder
One of the four beasts saying come and see and I saw
And behold a cunny

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>those chapped lips

I'd complain but mine are 10x worse.

he literally says his life was ruined already before based hansen caught him

Chin up, Vic. There's cunny in the big house.

No, the girls were actually decoys, so no human lives were ruined. I can see how you'd make that mistake, but they're fine.

Gonna need a pic and ts on that, bud.

Nice

I don't actually know any country songs.

been thinking of this song n old vincent well done user

What did he mean by this

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZD47OJU6RH4

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entrapment

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>2015
WHAT?

god damn why is this memed so hard I don't have 30 minutes to watch it

going to the beach guy is superior

hholy fuck that face
he's just absolutely beyond himself in this moment.
the funny thing is go back to the recording, and last 10 seconds before being based Hansen comes out, you can see that he was relaxing, and even had a smile on his face as if "this is going to work out."

>r u there

Jesus christ how the fuck is this even fair. They are literally enticing him. Its like a cop going to a rehb center and posing as a crack dealer and giving everyone who comes out a "psst"

Think of the runtime akin to old classics like the good the bad and the ugly, old vince needs time to get going, but it'l be a memorable experience for the ages

>only 19 years old at the time
wonder what he's up to nowadays

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what?? no way

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>So that was Mr. Hansen on the floor in there. And I guess that was your decoy in the garage?. And those three camera people in the kitchen . And for what? For a little bit of cunny? There's more to life than a little cunny, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well, I just don't understand it.

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that lesbian driver looks like that blonce femcel chick from the office

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KINO INCOMING

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HANSEN, YOU YELLOW BELLIED SON OF A BITCH, I'M CALLING YOU OUT. THIS 13 YEAR OLD AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US.

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>The Entrapment of Vincent Ambrosio by the Coward Chris Hansen
Kino

She looks like any random 20+ chick I see at uni. How the fuck is she 13?

its crazy to think that somebody exists who is such a pathetic incel even Yea Forums is disgusted by him.

WELL THAT AINT GOOD

She is 20, our lonely wandering hero just took the bait and god has shown no mercy to him, i bet all this was dying down for him since it was back in late 2015.
>2019
I am a meme

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BREAKING NEWS: Vincent's episode was deemed too pathetic for TV.
>TOO PATHETIC FOR TV
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>I'll tell them how much of a pathetic depressed virgin loser I am, surely they'll understand my mistake and let me go
Why do they always do that

who was that second """female""" during his transcript? Did he literally make her up, and was just a shill account to make the decoy feel safe?
youtube.com/watch?v=LvFn45fPgeg&t=7s

Like that John Wayne quote probably thought that on the way to get some cunny

genericwhiteguy > vincento

kek i thought that too, watch how he shits a brick when hansen appears, then the crew. Absolute defeat. Poor Grandpa. Shoulda saddled home. Surprised his mom wasn' t outside in a mini van too.

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>PUH-PAM

He was in the wrong.
Man was so desperate for pussy that he moved onto harassing a "young girl". He got so pathetic when she didn't respond to him over a couple of days that he changed his name to "bye" and a gun emoki.

He's a fat pathetic fuck but he's a fat pathetic fuck who wanted to fuck a 12 year old and constantly kept pushing for more photos and nudes.

>Finally finish my sentence and register as a sex offender
>decide to go to college and better my life, move past this entire experience
>Life is getting better, losing weight and now have a job
>been in jail a while, forget about my favorite website Yea Forums, decide to re-visit, lets see what the latest memes are, but try to stay away from cunny threads
>its me, im the latest meme
>eternally stuck with losers and degenerates on the internet making fun of me for being a loser and degenerate.
>mfw

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>ebaumsworld
big ol' yikesaroo

I would not be surprised in the least if it turns out CH is an offending pedo

wait, he's out of jail?

>Why don't you just shoot me?
Truly the words of a man without God's Mercy.

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INSIDE YOUR VAGINA

Yes sir, the sting was back 15. He had CP on his phone too. Ain't the law a funny thing. I think the state would be liable if they sent someone as pathetic as him to the big house, he'd be someones bitch in ten seconds.

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The state of this cunny loving retard.

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Well the diddler went down to CT
He was lookin' for a kid to feel

that chin is insanely large

>that's so wired

what the FUCK is this real?

>flip phone
Vinny was on /g/ and thought smart phones were bloat.

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>Ok goodnight. Hope ur not dead tmrw.
What did the decoy mean by this?

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did she take a request pic for a pedo? No timestamp not real

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how could that person pass as 13? are all pedos just retarded

>THAT OLD MAN DIDDLER
>THAT OLD MAN DIDDLER
>HE JUST KEEPS MOLESTING ALONG

They use photos of a similar looking kid during messages iirc and the decoy is just a petite legal age girl who looks like her. She looks younger in person, but I don't think you could get away with passing her off as a 12 year old in just photos.
You sometimes hear them say "you look different" when they show up.

they're hungy for puss, bro. It clouds the mind.

They're lonely, desperate, and often mentally ill people. Who are badgered by people who want to make entertainment.

he did 30 months out of a suspended 10 year sentence

In one word america

also the derangement to believe a pre-teen girl, the most picky creatures to grace god's Earth, would be willing to suck and fuck a 400lb lard ass, or a bald creep is baffling. No touch with reality whatsoever.

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does that mean he can go back to finish his sentence later if he fucks up

Vincent's father, for not putting his foot up his faggot son's ass. He raised a fat pedo loser.

>looks like this our last ride ole friend

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CUNNY ROOOOOAAAAAADS
TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE
I BELOOOOONG
WET VAGINA, MOUNTAIN MAMMA
TAKE ME HOOOOOOME
CUNNY ROOOAAAADS

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>So what do you do?
>-I'm a plumber and you, Sir?
>I make TV-shows where I end lives to the enjoyment of millions who can say to themselves "at least I'm not that guy."

AN OLE COWBOY WENT RIDIN OUT ONE DARK AND WINDY DAY

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That's right fellers I was there present and accounted for the day Big Tex Ambrosio were gun downed by Sheriff Hansen, most disgracefully I might add trying to procure companionship of the most fresh variety if you take my meaning. As to my own means of surviving the raging bulletstorm that ensued, I maintain I was merely on my way to the beach.

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YOU NEED TO HAVE FAITH CHRIS
I HAVE A PLAN
ONE MORE BIG SCORE AND WE'LL HAVE ALL THE CUNNY WE NEED

He’s out of jail now iirc, but I can’t imagine his life is good in anyway now.

Doooooooh HANSEN YA YELLA BELLIED RAT! DRAW! DRAW YA DANG VARMINT DRAW IRON RIGHT NOW!

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based

>He’s out of jail now iirc, but I can’t imagine his life is good in anyway now.
Was it good before?

only on here could you be a fucking pedophile and get incessantly mocked not for that but for your cowboy outfit

>Stephen. You ready to join the team?
*CREAK*
>Look buddy, we're gonna be chasing cunny till sundown. Hansen is long-gone. Vincent took care of him with his talking-iron. So tell me. You in?
*leans dangerously back*
>Or are you out?
>...
>"I Don't Kn--"
To Be Continued

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What logo is that on his skirt, pizza hut?

>I don't think you're gettin outta this one, Tex...

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I mean have you seen like 90% of the guys who get netted by these shows? They’re genetic dead ends with thirst.

nice, now i want to larp some cowboy big tex

where is this from again?

>Looks like this will be my last rodeo, there partner. *cynical laugh*

Big Tex vs Big Red
who wins?

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bet he has a micro dick

Wouldn't that be embarrassing? lol

pretty irrelevant under all that lard, and don't forget he said he had LOST weight by the time he ran into Chris

the pic is in the transcript. It's about 3 inches or so.
>well... its a pretty big star?
>... its all about the angle

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this is exactly like the big butt pepe

>said he had LOST weight by the time he ran into Chris
The guy is a liar and a crappy one at that.

if he only wore the cowpoke getup it wouldn't be nearly as funny or widespread. The fact that this outlaw is a pedo makes it hilarious

>GHOST RIDERS IN
>THE SKY

test

It's called being an adult. Children have brains that are not fully formed and are incapable of making rational decisions in all situations, while adults are meant to be able to show restraint, responsibility and a sense of morality.

All he had to do was exercise a basic sense of decency and adult rationality and not have put himself in that situation or perpetuated it.

TLDR an adult should know better and set an example.

You pathetic fucks are either 14, or just like him. Grow up.

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HE SAID COWBOY CHANGE YOUR WAYS OR WITH US YOU WILL RIDE

>treating people with mental illnesses or addictions the same as non-addicts or neurotypicals
you want to know how I know you're not a professional?

yes you managed to ban evade, welcome back

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>no sane person would do what he does for so MUCH time, he gets off from this
ftfy
Whats insane about catching pedophiles while being rewarded with fame and money? It would be one hell of a fulfilling job if you ask me, keeping youths safe while raising awareness and putting sick bastards into jail.
They actually caught the same guy like 2 or 3 times, which goes to show that these pedophile retards have no saving and confirming that the crew behind "to catch a predator" are actually doing gods work.

Gay

Odds are he's the one who started the Vinnie the Kid memes to increase his epeen and gain meme status e fame. He will be a youtube 'pardner' in no time.

So in the beginning it's not good for adults to act out, but it's fine for children to act out. This is the key to being healthy.

And the best part is that your brain is designed to get better over time.

You're not going to die.

You'll get older, you'll grow and become more stable, better, safer and you'll probably start playing with your toys.

You'll learn to be your own boss

Being independent doesn't mean being a child. You don't get to do the same things over and over and it will never feel normal. Once you get to being an adult it's really hard to control something that's your brain and you are expected to lead your life, which is not normal. The best part about being human is that your mental health, your learning curve is so steep that you can't expect anything else. Your brain will learn. No matter how hard it is to do so, you continue to figure out ways to do something, until eventually you get good enough to say, "Thank you, I'm doing really well now".

I don't watch the show but why don't they just walk away or refuse an interview. I know there are cops waiting outside but don't you have the right to refuse to be filmed/ shown on television in america?

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Why a beggin yer pardon milady, ah do believe you meant gentlesir.

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They can do that and some do. Obviously they don't get on television

Not if you get convicted

Ah right, How convenient of you to post this message where he had second thoughts but not post all the times he wanted nudes, or telling her that he was going to fuck her, or constantly asking her if she's masturbated yet.
Dude was willing to fuck a 12 year old, even if he says he "had second thoughts" or he "wouldn't do it" he was still willing to try and constantly get her to masturbate, send nudes and send dick picks to her.
Man wants a 12 year old to send him nudes, once you're at that stage it doesn't really matter if you say you wouldn't have went through with it.

My first kiss was with someone with chapped lips. In hindsight, it made the experience more memorable due to how awkward it felt.

Shouldna rode an knocked around with the infamous Yea Forums clan pardner...reckon all 600lbs a you coulda sat high in the saddle and rode off inta the sunset otherwise...

you guys are more retarded than the child fuckers.
they enter a private house with cameras in it

look, these retards come into the situation already being anxious morons and they get suddenly ambushed by cameras and a polite but asserting individual. They dont know how much the reporter knows and try to talk their way out of it and their brains probably havent caught up to the fact that there are cops waiting outside and that they are already fucked.

I dont know much of american law but arent pedos outted for the community to know who they are?? like there's a sex offender registry and they have to present themselves to the whole neighbourhood as pedos when they are released so i guess privacy/difamation claims they may present are invalid as fuck. Also, there might be some sort of deal where they sign the waivers in exchange for an easier deal in court; sort of a "i admit im guilty and will do whatever i can to prevent pedophilia, such as raising awareness"or whatever the fuck.

en
trap
ment

THERE'S A MAN
GOIN' ROUND
TAKIN' NAMES

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what do you call this haircut?

the diddler

Here's a sample of how he was before being "entrapped"

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He was a true beach chad.

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You are saying it like these pedos wouldnt act on their desires if they werent entrapped. You are either a pedo a troll or a mayor league retard.

nice shop

Big red standing by for sure. He was the upper hand coz ya can't see the whites of his eyes in a duel.

>but don't you have the right to refuse to be filmed/ shown on television in america?
You do. It's called not being on private or public property that you don't own.
>or refuse an interview
Some do, but these are people who are so out of it that they want to fuck 12 year olds. They've moved past flirting, sending dick pics and asking for nudes. They've shown up ready to fuck a 12 year old. They're not the best at making decisions.

I've started rewatching TCAP. Camo cop seemed silly. How many situations is this disguise practical?

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Ok Vince.
I know people are memeing on you for the cowboy hat and everything just now but own it dude. There's a lotta other sad fucks in the world. You don't have to try to bone a 12 year old because you're desperate.

sex urges tend to win out over nerdy think brain

some of these guys just wanted to get to the beach

>I mean have you seen like 90% of the guys who get netted by these shows? They’re genetic dead ends with thirst.
What? No way.
Explain this man, well built, looks cute.

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probably robbing trains and rustling cattle

>leaves half eaten cookie
asshole

snipers, hidden watch posts, hunting, special ops. I wont say they are useful in every variation of those but you can find specific situations in those that will require a guillie suit.

lost

every rule has an exception

besides he's no diddler, he was just looking for the beach

this fucking cowboy shit will never stop being funny

>guillie
you just wanted an excuse to say that, didn't you? be honest

>Yippee ki-yay, kiddiefucker!

>esports pros buying or lying to get adderall
>this guy was quantum dosing on it
Would you 1v1 him on rust? Would you accept a duel at high noon?

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i wont confirm or deny it.

nothing will top that rabbi kike that jewed out on hansen in season 1

>Hansen? I haven't heard that name in years. Tex shoulda said he was on his way to Texas and that Cowardly Hansen woulda let him go.

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>too fat for regular doses
That rustler needs to ease up on the steak and eggs

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Imagine going after some cunny only to meet Hansen and gets tackled by a fucking bush on the way out

>Youth Counselor

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even better that his life is complete hell to this day and he went to jail again as of last year

youtube.com/watch?v=UvdUSR1GxUk&t=1158s

"Sometimes, people just need a little push."
-Chris Hansen

do you expect me to watch a 24 minute podcast or some shit?

ikr. this pedo level dumb

did the pizza guy ever do any time? even on his mugshot he looks pretty dignified

probation, 2 years

>GHOST DIDDLERS IN THE SKY

Billy the Kid, Billy Joel

no, because he never actually sent sexually explicit messages. He only got convicted for the "corrupting a minor" by implying that he would give her marijuana. He got a suspended sentence, and didn't spend one day in jail. He got no sex offender charges at all. There is like a 90% chance he actually was a turbo autist trying to save a kid, but was so fucked up in the head, and addicted to weed, and shrooms that he didn't see how dumb he was.

he wanted to fuck the wee lass

kek

youtube link to his episode?

don't be lazy.

Imagine you're his dad and your son was not only caught on TCAP, but you also find out he lost his virginity from fucking and getting fucked by a dude.

his dad clearly didn't give a fuck about him to begin with if he let him get to that state

oh no no, you're right
I'll just google "tcap pizza guy"
fuck you
seriously, fuck you and your mother will die in her sleep

wasn't his dad a navy seal or something?

someone post the picture of that 25 year old spic they tried to pass as a 13 year old.

Next time, without the attitude.

>talking to the police

I don't understand, do these guys WANT to go to jail?

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Kek perfect casting, the first few anyway.

She is so obviously not 12 lmao 16 at absolute best

it's over the sec they step thru the door, bud

This may be the greatest post in years or maybe ever for Yea Forums. This should be a fucking banner. A kino post from a kino film.

yes, and also a NYC police officer. It's why ol' tex had a fetish for the old west. Big Tex also told the interrogator he wanted to be a police officer, but that it was probably too late for that.
>the interrogator agreed.

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what if they don't step in the door, they just grab the decoy and fuck her on the doorstep
is that legal?

you have to remember that pedos are retarded

>>the interrogator agreed.
lost hard

I have a plan Vincent.
Tahiti. All the funny you want.

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If Mycroft Holmes is in the next ep, I won't be surprised.

the fact these fat older men think that young pretty teens would willing have sex with them is fucking hilarious, even if your attractive a 12-14 year old would most likely not have sex with someone over 18.

Vincent may be saving this board post cape-shit

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Dude at least post his name so we can actually look it up for fuck sake.

>think youre finally gonna lose your virginity
boom Chris Hansen appears

I reported you to the cyber police already

What fucking size of these mountain rats we talking here?

Well, it's a good thing the decoy is only there to lure them into the house then.
People who make these comments are as retarded as the pathetic fucks trying to fuck kids.

just do an image search

damn

Spics are subhuman

do you think anyone chats up kids online to look for Chris Hansen? do you think anyone goes to meet kids and then gets pissed Chris Hansen isn't there and leaves? that'd be peak kino if someone was psyched to see Chris Hansen.

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of a compilation photo?
go fuck yourself

eat my pussy, brah

How did he do it, bros?

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dude

sneed

If he had killed himself, would PJ have gotten into legal trouble?

>sneedville
>charles formerly chuck

It was a different time also
>Sneedville

>sneedville
user...

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That has happened before. It's pretty much what ended the show the first time.

Nah, his dad would need to care enough about him for that and they'd most likely go after the doctor first considering the pathetic shit was OD'ing on addy. His family doesn't care about him anyway.

isn't the pizza guy the one with the marriage contract and shit?

yeah

>Place called sneedville
>Its literally cunnyland
Yea Forums, I think we found our holy land

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>Jannys deleted it
Reddit is starting to sound more desirable then this shithole, fuck off janny

easy there, partner
we don't want no trouble

I like where this is going

where?

he's a simple man, with no need for pernickity technologonamy nonsense

I don't know

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this is genius

this killed me

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it may have been a different time but holy shit that's fucked

well it looks like yous about to get some friend
I'll bet you never even seen a dubs in a draw you gat damn dog

LET ME TELL YOU BUDDY

This fucking thread. Thanks guys.

Vic is a Yea Forums poster.

Can someone please edit him into this scene, I don't know how it hasn't been done yet

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give one non-normie reason why this is wrong and maybe I'll listen

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she's prepubescent?

Not even the cutest decoy

less than 50% conviction ratio
the show is actually in of itself a leading contributor to the suspects getting off the hook

>And what do you do?
>-I'm a decoy bait-chan who entraps pedos on TV.

Kino I dunno how you'd downplay the pedo stuff though.

>officer I wanted to get caught to meet Chris hansen

>the show is actually in of itself a leading contributor to the suspects getting off the hook
Man, Chris Hansen really is /ourguy/.

is this episode on youtube?

drive.google.com/file/d/10-UeXFnveBUM24aqy-WgOzQlJ0Dv8jZW/view

>WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THAT LINK
DO NOT CLICK
DO NOT CLICK
DO NOT CLICK

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It's the full vid cos Vincent's not on YouTube anymore. Nothing to worry about.

cool clear water

Oh God 10/10, criminally underrated

Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days
The people I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle of water that you drink
And times when you're all alone all you do is think (suicide)
I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted (wanted) dead or alive
Wanted (wanted) dead or alive

>I DARE YA TO CROSS THIS LINE, DOC
>DIS, ONE!
>DAT, ONE!
>*eventually steps right up Hansen*
>Oooooooo I hates that dag-blasted decoy...

part of the chatlog retard

maybe just do what the pizza guy did but even less overt?

Two words

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Do a MR X one

My fucking sides.

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Same here, I was 11 and we did it in the garden of black girl we knew, after kissing the chapped lips I saw the black girls fat mother watching through the window and ran away

i never understood why bill would wear that hat, he seemed to dislike traditionalist american ideas so why wear a symbol of traditionalist america?

Where did you get all these screenshots?

Kek

Damn, if she 13 than I be 13

>What if ur dead?
mite b kewl

but... how did he take the picture!?

TONIGHT YOUR GONNA GO DOWN IN FLAMES
JUST LIKE JESSIE JAMES

I didn't feel a single thing as he cried. Am I a bad person?

NO MORE CUNNY STAYVEN

When did this episode come out by the way? Just saw it yesterday.