The town redditor put a hit out on me for not liking Captain Marvel

>my wife’s boyfriend deleted my Netflix profile

>/>116808181
trannies are /pol/ too tranny

>t. town redditor

>local antifa doxxed me for not attending the pride parade

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This happened to me but with Solo. The pass required I see it once, but I wasn't interested, so they revoked the Kino Kard Klub membership and banned me. Which I thought was a little extreme.

>cinema attendance sheet gets pulled out before the movie
>I didn’t buy a ticket to get in

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>town cunnyposters broke my knees because I expressed my preference of big tits publicly

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You had it easy. The kinoplex almost executed my friend for not tipping his falcon. He has to wear a fake mustache any time he goes to the movies so that they don’t recognize him.

You'll be fine unless the town rapist comes after you too.

t.

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Who do you think the redditor hired?

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>mfw my new Chinese female pheromon emittor arrived which can fool even the latest virgin detectors
kinoplex kikes gonna be mad

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Blue pilled

Hello fellow anonymous poster, I would like to talk to you about the latest memes. Sneed, Bane haha? Furthermore, I would also like to know where it is you have been acquiring your products that are harming the stability of the Kinoplexes by allow virgins to see our movies because I would like to purchase one of course

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>Walk to local kinoplex
>Door won't open because I didn't link a social media account
>Everyone nearby chuckles while I have to try and "play it off cool" as I walk away

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No one even knows you exist.

Kiss them, they’ll never see it coming

Seething town redditor spotted, what’s your sub?

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You’ll never catch me alive, Kino Kop!

You have to go back

>wife’s son got me banned from Hulu

Don’t worry friend, just give IX a good review

Based gayposter

Do Americans really get arrested by their theaters?

Who works the Popcorn mines in your shithole country then?

Because reddit's views, while not entirely mainstream tend to align more closely with general public tastes than 4chans does. It's a bit of a fallacy though because the two userbases, as you and I are examples of, actually overlap significantly. Probably because the demographics are very similar. There's also (as you are seemingly an example of) an influx of a new and young, potentially underageb&, generation of internet users constantly flooding into Yea Forums. It's fairly easy to tell who is an oldfag and who is a newfag on Yea Forums just because there are so many unwritten rules and customs on Yea Forums (however, this is complicated by the fact that a lot of old users just go there to shitpost, shitstir, and generally troll by posting unpopular analysis of TV/film.)

So, you get the most common of tastes (plebes) getting derided as being "reddit tier" which may or may not be an accurate assessment, but it's certainly at least a little funny so it is itself a bit of a meme and that's why it hasn't gone away. So you see it's sometimes not necessarily even about reddit, it's just a general purpose "your opinion is bad, and you should feel bad."

So to sum it up, lurk moar.

//ancientfag who's been on Yea Forums since the beginning -- the split from SA.

Yes.
They also get arrested for not clapping hard enough in kinoplex.

Based but wrongpilled pasta poster

We don’t have popcorn mines, we have free popcorn given to us by our governments

>we have free popcorn given to us by our governments
What the fuck? That's literally communism. Enjoy your shit tasting horrible """free""" popcorn (that you have to pay with via taxes btw) you fucking eurocuck lol

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And you enjoy getting cucked into working for your popcorn

Thank you for playing along, based fellow American

Is it true you have to pray to Allah after the movie in Europe?

i'm a bong

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BASED Bongbro, may Ngubu win every win and may your sausage rolls be so delicious you never go hungry, cor

thank you my greatest ally

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But JamesYouniverse is /ourguy/

>after
Before, during AND after, infidel.
And yes, it's mandatory.

I got arrested for ordering a small coca-cola classic© and not a mega-size branded Avengers™ End Game® Kollectible Kino Kup

>45 replies
>18 posters
Fun is dead. town redditors gentrified this place. kinos for this feel?

Revenge of the Nerds

Fuck...sorry user...

Joker

This, sòyboys may be onions but they are unironically based

God I wish I had a thicc Japanese gf

How about a THICK japanese gf?

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No! Tits too small.

>the town 4channer puts autistic posts about me on a forum for tv discussion

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How about we tone down the thickness in exchange for bigger tits?

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Alright, this post is based. Can you call off the hit now?

>the phoneposting twinkdroids are unable to communicate with me because my obsolete desktop posts are too long for their neuro-sensors

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Isn’t that the artist that does giantess art?

no

Based transhumanist poster

Based Transnies poster

same

not liking captain marvel makes you an automatic nazi, turn yourself in to your nearest twitter re-education center immediately!

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This pic is weirdly heartwarming.

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>my social score went down 20 points because I didnt buy enough tickets for MIB:I

>chubby but with small tits

Women like this were cursed by the malign gods.

This legitimately looks like the Bizarro World evil twin of JonTron.

>the Verbal Morality Detectors heard me say 'fuck' to myself under my breath in the bathroom

Fuck these fines are getting expensive.
...
Oh sh-

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>Internet Overlord found out that I went to www.DisneyChannel.com WITHOUT my parents' permission

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Does Yea Forums seriously have enough autism to think "playing pretend" is this fun? My 3 year old is past the age of playing pretend for fun. Do you guys post this shit "ironically" just to go "haha my bros will totally get it, the word Kino is overplayed and brand names are bad lol! I'm so witty!"? Like, grow the fuck up guys, if you're old enough to post on Yea Forums you're old enough to stop playing pretend, right?

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You seem to be having fun pretending you have a 3 year old kid

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Fuck off, weebcel!

I chuckled

Based and Poohpilled

10/10

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>Man With Cartoon Picture Tells Others They Are Immature

>I will deflect and ignore reality because of the picture attached to your comment

>damage control after getting called out

Wew lad

>butthurt damage control
Surprised you didn't include another weeb avatar to further your point. I'm sending a harshly worded email to hiroshimoot right now to beg him to lower your post score

how can I become reddit like 99.9998% of this board?

Take high T pill

Post exclusively from a mobile device.

Post shitty unfunny memes all day like a brain

so thats what his name is, I knew of him but not his name. So whats the video he was reacting to? the one that was made into a meme that we've all seen by now

Fuck what people say, I loved this movie