Why do the British give perfectly good shows to Americans that aren't HBO?

Why do the British give perfectly good shows to Americans that aren't HBO?

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Because all British show business people are desperate to make it in America so they will sign away anything.

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black mirror season one: fart

black mirror season five: *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

American Office is infinitely better than the British Office.

first season had the prime minister fucking a pig

>britsh black mirror episodes: “what if the prime minister fucked a pig”
>american black mirror: deep insights on the objectivety of the human conciousness

At the time the episode aired our then prime minister had actually fucked a dead pigs head in his university initiation

proppa mental

Dead pig's head is preferable to British "women." Probably cleaner

Not sure if brainlet or just reddit

Enjoy your hand.

This is one of the few examples where the Americans improved a British show
t. bong

Based

Seething limey

>>britsh black mirror episodes: “what if the prime minister fucked a pig”
legitimately commentary on the time period because david cameron is a sick fuck

*posh accent*
Oi’m a sick fuck, I like ay pig fuck

Doesn't the same guy writes it still?

that was a great episode dumb fuck zoomer

Seething incel.

The street fighter episode was the worst of the three this season

This is stupid. You could do the exact same thing in reverse.
>black mirror season one: dude what if you could look in your girlfriend's brain to see if she's cheating on you
>black mirror season five: what is the nature of identity? Is it dictated by the surface? What is the difference between a platonic relationship and a romantic one? What defines a connection between two people? How are these things affected when the connection is remote i.e. every single interaction is through some kind of technological device? Is it even still real? Is it an illusion? Etc.

>not "Miley Cyrus' autobiography if she became best friends with a robot clone of herself"
Retarded.

That's why Americans are the death of culture

All were shit. At least had to not suck to save it.

Deep and Nietzsche pilled

It was the best in the since that it was the least smelling shit. It was garbage but the other two were worst. Idk wtf was the point of the Ep2 or why it had to be 1.5 hours long. And Ep3 made me cringe close it. This season was an abortion.

This. Anyone saying otherwise is a contrarian fuck

imagine preferring le-shouty-man to actual comedy

Weak comeback. Enjoy getting replaced by Pakis.

Enjoy being a nigger.

>britsh black mirror episodes: “what if the prime minister fucked a pig”
>american black mirror: imagine if you could suck your friends dick in street fighter

They are both shit and more proof that Black Mirror is garbage and over-rated.

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>>britsh black mirror episodes: “what if the prime minister fucked a pig”
pretty sure that was based on David Cameron who at the time was Prime Minister, he fucked a pig in University

*loud noises*
Absolutely based

Fuck off Jock

didn't know nick was back online

No-one knew that until years later.

Yeah, he sold out.

>le reality is subjective face
Don't you have some cocks to suck? Or is the cock fucking your face?

Because UK TV runs a show for a few seasons til it's time to stop. The show ends, it is loved and enjoyed. Writers have to come up with a new show.

American networks run shows for 40 seasons until everyone hates the show, then they do spin-offs or even a movie. Writers rehash tropes over and over, debasing themselves for shekels.

That's why.

Black Mirror started shitty, and ended shitty.

The only good shit was in the middle during and a little bit after White Christmas. Season 4 was 50/50 on whether the episode would be shit or not.

Like most anthologies it cornered itself into repeating the same shit.

>debasing themselves for shekels.

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Lotta seething Limeys ITT

If you believe that you must love blind items

If you don't believe that you need to read up on the Bullingdon club.

Y'know OP, I might agree with you but:
Says it was written by Charlie Brooker. He put his name to it.

Yearly and X wipe are over, he's done. Washed.

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Also Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Only problem with that little theory is that Season 1 still has more tension in it's story. I guess this season is better because it has some of the Disney actors?