Stephen Against the Law Enforcement general.
Why did he do it bros?
/SALE/ GENERAL
Gavin Phillips
Andrew Wilson
I don't know
Ryder Ortiz
Why'd you post sneed in the star trek general Steven?
Bentley Nguyen
To have.
Jaxon Long
WATCH IT STAYVUN
Jacob Cox
I didn't do anything
Julian Peterson
Sneed against the suck
and fuck general.
Why did he do it bros?
Ethan Clark
Were you molested, Stayvun?
Alexander Murphy
>Imagine being Stephen in that interview and having to be all like "damn, Officer, you fuckin' fine, all flexible with your plump body and horrific balding lard face. I would totally have a revealing conversation with you, both my façade and the real me." when all he really wants to do is steal some more condoms from his neigbor's room. Like seriously imagine having to be Stephen and not only sit in that chair while Officer Hick McFart flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his beer gut and greasy forehead, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that stretch. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on the PD tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, OFFICER BOB INTERROGATES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his glutton Gandolfini-esque lard fucking face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of anime dolls and later alleged murder victims for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out Law School. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his gurgling stomach as he draws it out as he bends it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity of wasting time to sit there and revel in his "real man (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal deep fried donut regimes in the previous months. And then the detective calls for another interrogation, and you know you could clumsily kill every single person in this room before the police could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Stephen. You're not going to lose your future law career over this. Just bear it. Sit still and bear it.
Jace Perez