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Isaac Sanchez
stannis
Ian Lee
smol queen
Ryder Gray
Damn do i miss my frogfu.
Ethan Myers
Are there even contrarians defending this show anymore?
Jackson Stewart
In The Long Night, Jon screams at a wight dragon then it falls over dead (again)
Jayden Lewis
Guys, I must have missed the part where Dany was threatened by Jon's claim and wanted to kill him. The show kept telling me that at the end, but I never saw it happen.
Grayson Jones
FUCK JON
FUCK STARKS
FUCK TYRION
Benjamin Richardson
>we need someone to play Sarah Connor in our new Terminator movie
>I know get that 5 foot nothing girl from that dragon series
What did they mean by this?
Christian Peterson
Leave Stannisfags to me
Angel Wood
In The Last of the Starks, Daenerys and the last of her Unsullied make a daring trip to watch the queen behead her best friend
Gavin Ross
nice nips
Jonathan Edwards
Reminder that book Jon will save Dany, marry and impregnate her
Robert Carter
*rolls into bad casting*
Jeremiah Brooks
>FUCK JON
She wanted to, but I DUNH WAN ET.
Christopher Baker
>She had pictured him as a younger version of his brother Brandon, but that was wrong. Ned was shorter and plainer of face, and so somber. He spoke courteously enough, but beneath the words she sensed a coolness that was all at odds with Brandon, whose mirths had been as wild as his rages.
Will manlets ever catch a break?
Landon Long
Cat is basically a less drunk female Robert at this point.
Chase Morgan
so uhhhhhh how exactly did Dany make it to the walls of kings landing when her fleet just got destroyed off dragonstone and Euron controls the bay?
Leo Price
How long can hate hold a thing together
Sebastian Davis
In The Bells, Daenerys decides that she never really cared about the innocents anyways
Parker Fisher
Christopher Long
A good choice
Isaac Morgan
In the series finale, The Iron Throne, Tyrion finds his brothers hand under some rocks and tries to cry
Jose Wood
based george fed those d&d dipshits a false shitty ending so that people would remember the books as superior
Levi Wright
This scene would have been the perfect time for Dany to tell Jon she was pregnant
Isaac Evans
>Season 7
>I can't attack king's landing, because 2 innocent people might die
>Season 8
>All the innocents must die, burn them all
Isaiah Rivera
>Ned...I'm ovulating...
Juan Baker
In A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, Gendry is sexually assaulted by a goblin. This has no bearing on the rest of the story.
Grayson Roberts
Go fuck my brother, harlot
Carson Peterson
In the season premiere, Winterfell, Jaime arrives in Winterfell to find Bran staring at him knowingly. This has no bearing on the story and is never mentioned again.
Henry Kelly
how do i stop loving her
Eli Campbell
>This scene would have been the perfect time for Dany to tell Jon she was pregnant
>Or have Jon apologize for ghosting her.
>Or have Jon and Dany discuss his reservations about incest.
>Or have Jon and Dany talk about marriage.
>Or have Jon console Dany about Rhaegal or Missandei's deaths.
Literally anything else would have been preferable to having the same conversation about Sansa and the throne that they had one episode ago. Jon was put on Dragonstone solely to treat Dany like shit and further assassinate his character. They didn't even talk about battle strategy until after Jon already went to King's Landing.
Josiah Collins
>jpg
Jose Butler
If I'd told you a year these were all things that legitimately happen in the final season of Game of Thrones, what would your reaction have been?
Ayden Ramirez
Actually disappointed that it's worse than I could expect
John Flores
The show spent more time ruminating on Theon's identity as a Greyjoy and a Stark in one scene in season 7 than it did on Jon's as Stark and a Targaryen in the entirety of season 8.
D&D were so lazy and uninterested in the show anymore that there handling of season 8 comes across as malicious.
Elijah White
CERSEY, CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Asher Howard
why did every1 hate me i just wanted love and acceptance:(
Levi Morales
Ned fucked up big time in here. The alliance of Starks and Daynes, now that would be a real Song of Ice and Fire right there.
Camden James
This is what needs to happen.
Landon Walker
Jon says he loves her
But then he won't kiss her, fucking mixed messages
Dominic Reed
Jon never fucking loved her, he was a fraud looking for someone who could rule because he was a lazy unmotivated fuck, he fucked her and pledged himself to her because he thought she would be a good queen. She loved him but not the other way around.
Blake Smith
A TARGARYEN AT THE HEAD OF A DUMB WHOOOOOORRREEEE WITH A FAT ARSE, NED!
Parker Edwards
>blow up the vatican to avoid trial
>kill head of lannister army, tyrells, the pope
>kill your own son
>only allies are a zombie bodyguard and a mad scientist
>im da queen now
>Ok
Joseph Wood
They're entire relationship never feels natural. We're repeatedly told that each one is supposed to be smitten with the other, but it always feels like Dany just has a one sided crush.
Brandon Myers
Dany and her army marched through the Norf, Riverlands and crownlands burning and killing everything in sight.
she then used her considerable weight to flatten the mountains surrounding kings landing and redirected the blackwater with a single brap
all offscreen btw
It wasn't his fault, his marriage with Cat was hastily arranged because his dumbass brother got himself killed
Jose Ross
Rushed plotlines aside, I mostly blame Kit for the whole thing falling flat.
Mason Smith
NED, THE BOOOOOAAAAARRRR HAS FOUND THE BREASTPLATE-STRETCHER!!!
Jackson Martin
>we need someone to play Sarah Connor in our new Terminator movie
>I know get that 5 foot nothing girl from that dragon series
You forgot
>We'll need Pierce Brosnan to train her for the role of course
John White
youtube.com
It was such a good show bros. How could it have fallen so low
Thomas Taylor
>We're repeatedly told that each one is supposed to be smitten with the other, but it always feels like Dany just has a one sided crush.
Their relationship is not one-sided at all in season 7. Let's get this one thing straight from the get-go: Davos and Tyrion pointed put one time each that Jon was physically attracted to Dany, which was true, in season 7. Only in season 8 do we get the constant reminders of a mutual romance with none of the legwork done to make it convincing.
In season 7, Jon's admiration of Daenerys escalates to love when she saves his life and pledges her forces to him unconditionally. Jon then bends the knee and starts making sexual overtures. He tells her she's special, refuses to believe that she can't have children and then plans a pleasure cruise to prove it.
In season 8, Jon has one (bad) dragon joyride with Dany, then ghosts her and treats her like shit for no reason. D&D either thought that the falling in love portion of the relationship was sufficient enough to make it convincing, or they didn't care and didn't want to spend time showing Jon being in love with Daenerys.
I don't blame it on Kit because what does he have to work with? Jon doesn't even properly explore his real identity, because him being a Targaryen is only viewed in the lens of the Mad Queen Dany plot. In every scene he has alone with Emilia after the season premiere, the drama is told from Dany's perspective. All Kit was told to do was grimace, stand up straight and spew a few stock lines.
Not liking how rushed the relationship was in season 7 is fine, and I can't argue that there is chemistry to those who disagree, because it's a matter of opinion. But season 8 retconned almost all aspects of the relationship because DABID wrote themselves into a hole and couldn't justify Daenerys turning mad while keeping Jon's characterization consistent.
Jace Baker
>“I don’t enjoy fans calling me ‘the Mad Queen,’ ” she said.
>“I wanted to show her as we saw her in the beginning: young, naive, childlike, open, and full of love and hope. I wanted so much for that to be the last memory of her.”
FUCK D&D
Liam Sullivan
This sub says this, but she looked pretty good in Genysis to me.
Joseph Campbell
I liked Genysis
Benjamin Roberts
>sub
Hudson Gonzalez
>sub
Go back, faggot.
Connor Ramirez
>her advisers were all trying to murder her
>oh no poor Varys
FUCK THEM ALL
Samuel Bell
>her "child" and her best friend died in front of her face
>her advisor is trying to poison her food
OH MY GOD, SHE'S MENTALLY UNHINGED BECAUSE SHE FEELS BAD!
Charles Jones
she doesn't even need that as justification
the city bells woke the dragon
you DO NOT want to wake the dragon
Bentley Lee
>hey dabid we need to position dany as an antagonist in the final stretch
>how about we turn her into a lovestruck schoolgirl, have everyone bully her or try to kill her, kill all her friends and her kid, get rejected by jon, and then have her go insane and destroy kings landing for no reason, turn into hitler, then get put down like a dog by jon, in 3 episodes
BRAVO
Ayden Martinez
even Jon doesn't love her nor does everyone else in westeros either
Nathaniel Fisher
Dany is by far the most rational character in Season 8
Aiden Collins
shit wrong webm
Isaac Evans
Cutest psycho!
Brayden Baker
Jon wasn't in season 8, he disappeared for some reason
Samuel Phillips
>I trusted 2 manlets
Juan Kelly
>Rhaegal Dead
>Viserion Dead
>Jorah Dead
>Missandei Dead
>Jon doesn't love her
>People of Westeros don't love her
>Advisers trying to murder you
>Advisers protecting your enemy
Most normal reaction in the world
Justin Collins
>few years ago
>hey dany being the final villain? That'd be pretty cool
>now
Joseph Kelly
So how good is she?
She did beat a weakened 2 hand Jaime
Dominic Anderson
>youtu.be
>youtu.be
D&D immediately retconned why Jon bent the knee in the season 8 premiere. They retconned the culture of Westeros, the North in particular, by claiming that avunculate incest is frowned upon. They dropped the pregnancy plotline entirely. They simply didn't have Jon or Dany talk about marriage because that solution is inconvenient when trying to sell the final conflict. Forget love--they had Jon treat Daenerys like he didn't like her or view her as a family member in any sense of the term.
D&D did the bare minimum: Jon is disgusted by incest, therefore Jon doesn't love Daenerys anymore. When it was time to explain why, they had Varys, who doesn't know Jon, do it--which still doesn't tell the audience why Jon doesn't even want to be in the same room as Dany.
Asher Anderson
>Jon is disgusted by incest
They fucked up
Noah Davis
Remember to see their upcoming Star Wars trilogy, coming to theaters soon!
The Mouse definitely didn't bribe D&D to fuck over AT&T or anything.
Dylan Wilson
Auf der Heide blüht
ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt
Emilia
Adam Sanders
she won renly's melee so pretty good
William Kelly
en.wikipedia.org
>Renowned fantasy author George R.R. Martin expressed his extreme dissatisfaction with how the writers handled the ending of the TV series, commenting: Battlestar Galactica ends with 'God Did It.' Looks like somebody skipped Writing 101, when you learn that a deus ex machina is a crappy way to end a story... Yeah, yeah, sometimes the journey is its own reward. I certainly enjoyed much of the journey with BSG... But damn it, doesn't anybody know how to write an ending any more? Writing 101, kids. Adam and Eve, God Did It, It Was All a Dream? I've seen Clarion students left stunned and bleeding for turning in stories with those endings.
ew.com
>“We watched [Lost] every week trying to figure it out, and as it got deeper and deeper I kept saying, ‘They better have something good in mind for the end. This better pay off here.’ And then I felt so cheated when we got to the conclusion.” Martin also cites the Lost ending as the type of mistake he fears making with his own show, saying, “I want to give them something terrific. What if I f— it up at the end? What if I do a Lost? Then they’ll come after me with pitchforks and torches.”
LOL
Juan Campbell
>the prophecy says she'll experience a betrayal for blood, for coin and for love and then it stops aka the beterayal for love kills her.
About that...
Parker Brooks
ASoIaF is trash, GoT is dumpsterfire shit.
Elijah Hall
It feels like Kit and Emily didn't have chemistry together, unlike Kit and his wife.
Josiah Rodriguez
>for blood
Mirri Maz Duur
>for coin
????? (Daario/Tyrion?)
>for love
Jorah/Jon Snow
Dylan White
chemistry = cocaine?
Alexander Clark
You're now Jon Snow, starting the day, you see Tyrion and Dany approach you to ask something. What do you answer?
>You're my Queen
>I don't want it
Chase James
>What do you answer?
For the watch
Matthew Wood
Parker Clark
I think means three men, so probably:
>Tyrion (for his brother)
>Insert here (for coin)
>Jon (the whole sweetness association was negative for Dany already)
Caleb Wright
Just in case Jon didn't learn his lesson with Ygritte, he has to learn it again while becoming a kinslayer and queenslayer on top of it.
What did George mean by this?
Leo Roberts
Also childslayer since he killed his unborn son
Gabriel Jackson
Was she ever educated on the history of her house?
Reading up on the targaryens, she would have been better off settling down as ruler of Meereen. having children who in 16 or so years would be able to ride her dragons.
The dragons would also have grown way larger (feeding them son's of harpies and other Meereenese enemies of dany) and have scales strong enough to withstand scorpion bolts and arrows. They would also most likely drop a few more dragon eggs as well.
Colton Foster
It was her turn though
Christian Perez
You forgot that she brought literally all of that to herself.
Hudson Hill
>having children
You kinda forgot
Hudson Hughes
How did Daenerys make Jon not love her? All of those negative consequences were due to bad writing and not character defects.
Michael Collins
When I saw the leak claiming that "Dany hears the bells then gets angry and burns King's Landing" I laughed and dismissed all the other leaks as bullshit.
Jordan Jackson
>posting an unrelated pic of a hot girl for guaranteed (you)s
Bold strategy
Carter Powell
Works every time.
Logan Thompson
>grew up street urchin orphan, has been raped, chained and marched, seen worse horrors than any character, conquered cities and ruled over them, adapted to multiple cultures, survived terrorists trying to kill her, fearless and ruthless, has massive military power, can have any man she wants
>turns into schoolgirl head over heels in love with jon for no reason and goes insane cause the north are bums and jon's an asshole
Just fuck my whole character up
Liam Anderson
Jon got character assassinated even worse
Robert Gutierrez
They both were character assassinated. The differences were that Jon wasn't turned into a genocidal maniac, he magically survived the first half of the finale, and he got to live beyond the wall (maybe) as his "bittersweet" ending. D&D told the audience 70 episodes in that that's all Jon wanted, so this is supposed to be a fitting ending for him. Oh, and Emilia was given a chance to act, but Kit wasn't.
Jon's ending in the books sounds like it sucks dick on paper, too.
Kayden Hernandez
>Battlestar Galactica ends with 'God Did It.' Looks like somebody skipped Writing 101, when you learn that a deus ex machina is a crappy way to end a story...
GRRM is wrong, the religious aspect of the show was there since the beginning.
Xavier Wood
Imagine..... imagine kissing those lips
Jayden Price
Owen Evans
2 seasons ago she was spitting in the faces of dothraki who kidnapped her and whipped her
Now she's all depressed cause Jon's ignoring her
So retarded
John Gray
why didn't Mance just hire a faceless man to deal with the white walkers?
Chase James
they're very expensive
they're not that powerful
Asher Smith
For me, it's Ashara Dayne.
Sebastian Ramirez
In real history many leaders ended up like this, with only a few allies and no more friends or family members.
Zachary Richardson
their price is proportional to the wealth of their contractor
Logan Campbell
"We do not sow, we row"
Landon White
Shireen Baratheon
Jack Ward
Fuck D&D for not letting us have eyebrow kino in GoT
Juan Brown
I miss when Theon still had a dick
Christian Cooper
>couldn’t resist some northern arse?
>if you like red heads, ask for ros
Aiden Edwards
>fuck you greyjoy piece of shit must fucking suck to be a prisoner, huh? little cunt
*fastforward 5 seasons*
>why were you such a dick to me at winterfell, theon? jeez
Alexander Brooks
Watch season 4
Easton Gonzalez
>Varys wants to put a king on the throne who knows the plights of the peasants and understands being a king is a duty
>Aegon V was a king on the throne who understood the plights of the peasants and that being a king is a duty
>couldn't do all his reforms because no dragons
>Daenerys is a Queen on a throne who understands the plights of the poor and that being a Queen is a duty
>has dragons she used to get an army and support to pass reforms
Why is Varys backing the wrong horse?
Nathan Howard
he grossly underestimated dany
Evan Reed
Tyrion kinda forgot he had bullied Theon for no reason
Jonathan Sanders
The story would have been better if Dany had come to Westeros earlier
Cooper Harris
STANNIS FIRST
STANNIST LAST
STANNIS NOW AND FOREVER
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
Austin Ward
Roose had one of the worst deaths in the series. He's one of the better villains and gets killed off and forgotten about in a 2 minute scene with his cuck son.
Joseph Kelly
Nah that was fine. Pretty reasonable for a Westerner like Tyrion to hate Ironshits on sight, and was nice to see him not acting like a saint for once. Retarded bit is showrunners forgetting their own scenes.
Angel Rodriguez
You can see her fighting against her eyebrows in a few scenes in season 8
Parker Davis
user what are you talking about, Roose Bolton was poisoned by his enemies
Jace Hill
"Hear me roar"
Brody Peterson
>street urchin
Mansion to mansion as a guest. Hardly and orphan and not an urchin
>raped
Emilia head-canon
>chained and marched
False.
>Seen worse horrors than any character
Muh sheep-people gettin raped. Arya, Jaime and Varys have seen much worse.
>conquered
1
>ruled
hardly
>adapted to multiple cultures
yes, she put on different clothing, kweenslae
>survived terrorists trying to kill her
all as a result of her own lack of tact, and one that was set up by her "bear"
>fearless and ruthless
Arrogant yet indecisive
>massive military power
yeah, okay, so do the Masters, sealord of braavos, anyone with enough coin for a sell-sword company, dah King in dah norf, etc.
>school girl
Yeah, basically, her whole character is little girl forced into power. Wraps up with a pretty little bow.
Carter Campbell
Now that the dust has settled, we can all agree Doreah is cutest girl
John Diaz
What would Bobby B think of this?
William Phillips
>Hardly and orphan and not an urchin
WRONG
Camden Perez
>cutest girl
more like Diarrhea is putrid hurl
START THE DAMN BOBBY POSTING BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
Charles Torres
Based.
Gabriel Watson
based concise take-down
Evan Collins
Muh dick
Jaxson Hill
>gurm is a retard
We know. ASOIAF was supposed to be a trilogy, that tells you all you need to know about the man.
David Campbell
Dany!
Ethan Flores
kek
Sebastian Lewis
She did but she kinda forgot
Austin Rivera
Must be the scene where she begged him to rule with her
Kevin Edwards
There was a post on reddit a year ago with leaks that turned out to be true and literally no one believed them
Mason Cruz
How can someone with the ending George has in mind have the balls to shit on others? The Iron Throne is 4.2 on imdb, literally the worst rating ever for a series finale, and everyone else still hates it a month later fooling themselves that George will write it better.
Camden Hernandez
you just KNOW he's changing the ending
Julian Watson
A
FUCKING
BAMBI
AS
SIGIL
Oliver Peterson
>the whole sweetness association was negative for Dany already
Nah, someone looked it up and sweet is used multiple times in a good or neutral context in Dany's chapters. The negative stuff is selection bias
Anthony Brooks
Matthew Bailey
>One night she had Jaime follow him, to confirm her suspicions. When her brother returned he asked her if she wanted Robert dead. "No," she had replied, "I want him horned." She liked to think that was the night when Joffrey was conceived.
>uses horns on armors
OH NONONONONO
Parker Cook
He definitely has to think about and consider it, but he won't. That would require more work, he'd have to think up different interpretations of the clues and foreshadowing he left in the previous books, make up new ones, and get over his autism that art isn't a democracy and the books are the books and the show is the show, etc.
He's too old and set in his ways even as a gardener style writer. He'll have to admit failure and give up on something he's been trying to write for the last almost 30 years
Cooper Martinez
Glad to see that the game of faces had a payoff.
Dylan Richardson
god i fucking hate arya so god damn much
Alexander Morgan
>*burns down entire city killing millions*
>Jon Jon...I think she may be a killer
Bentley Brown
>bring back House Targaryen, only to wipe them out again
Grayson Johnson
Jon is pumping out thousands of targaryen wildlings beyond the wall
Isaac Morales
>implying Jon will ever tell them they're tarfs
>implying they will be aryans
Brandon Parker
Jon is never going to have sex again
Caleb Wright
Nothing but mutts ignorant of their origins and glory
Jaxon Watson
this. Jon is a honorable guy, he will accomplish his sentence
Chase Allen
wrong quote
Lucas Butler
Plus Drogon will appear to kill Jon immediately if he cheats on Dany's corpse
Robert Sanders
>Jon is pumping out thousands of targaryen wildlings beyond the wall
Jon is both part of the night's watch and an incel now.
Andrew Bell
I fucking hate Jon
Jonathan Bennett
This. He is sure to keep his oaths. Even if he didn't have any oaths, he'd probably keep it in his pants from now on. Two of his waifus ended up dying in his arms in a relatively short succession. Guy is traumatized. There's also the targ madness question. If he was afraid of fathering another bastard, imagine how afraid he'd be of fathering another Dany.
Nathan Jones
> >116808358
S8 made me hate him, funny enough he was my favorite s1-s7
Austin Fisher
>honorable
>kills the Queen he's sworn to
>kinslayer
No
Asher Hall
QUEENSLAYER, KINSLAYER, CHILDSLAYER, MAN OF NO HONOUR
Levi Fisher
KINGSLAYER! GET IN HERE! We're telling incest stories.
Mine was some Snow boy over the high seas from Dragonstone. My dragon took a spear so I was on ship, sailing over the waves. He came knocking for me, this dumb Northern lad, thinking he could further the Targaryen line with a single thrust of his sword. I pushed him down to the bed, GODS, I WAS HOT THEN. Caved in his pelvic bone, probably crushed every spermling he had. Got up over him, his fat pink mast straight in the air. Before I brought myself down on him, he shouted "WAIT! WAIT!"
>chuckles
They never tell you how they all jizz themselves. They don't put that part in the songs. Now the Targaryens are extinct, unlike everyone else. He could have lingered in my bed like a smart boy and today his wife would be making him happy, his sons would be dragons and he wouldn't have to wake three times in the night to piss into the snow, NEW EPISODE!!!
Grayson Fisher
Why would George do this? What was the point? That only Starks are born decent and good? That all Targaryens are ticking timebombs unkess their parent is a Stark? That love fucks you over?
Hudson Young
D&D did it.
Cameron Bell
It'll be the same ending though. D&D don't have the balls to make Dany go crazy so Jon has to kill her on their own
Logan Ross
> Port town
> Giant wall along the shore, but no docks. Same for the riverside.
Alexander Cox
>Jon Snow, what do you think you're doing?
>Grenn and I were helping them
>Grenn's a ranger, you're a steward. Maybe you forgot that while you were away with your wildling bitch, but I didn't
>Someone has to train them
>And that someone isn't you. Go find a chamber pot to empty. Go on, do it, you traitor's bastard. Give me an excuse. Mormont's not here to protect you now
Christian Myers
>What was the point?
shows you that if you are a half breed like snow then you will do stupid thigns
James Ross
>brings foreign savages to Westeros
She deserved to burn alive desu
I would not be surprised if he is killed by Ramsay in GRRM’s plan but as you said the two minutes they gave his unceremonious death (this is the guy who actually killed Robb Stark ffs) and him retardedly falling for Ramsay’s obvious betrayal was so dumb. Even if they can’t think of deaths as good as GRRM wrote you would think they would have attempted something clever with the betrayal and not just literally the same way they ended up having Jon kill Dany with a takeout hug. God it’s almost as lazy as Littlefinger not getting a Joffrey style death that he just didn’t see coming and instead just getting his through slit by memeninjas like a dozen other characters.
Kevin Stewart
AH DUN WAN IT
Michael Thompson
>What was the point?
Of what? Jon and Dany fucking? It was for additional angst/dramatic tension for when Jon has to put her down. Of Dany's tyranny? Probably something about the perils of unchecked power, idk.
Logan Roberts
Brienne shpuld be my wife and Adventure Pal
Chase Peterson
aaggghhh...
Jace Flores
Why didn't the Hound kill Cersei when she passed by him?
Cameron White
post the moment you fell in love with her
Anthony Gutierrez
>post the moment you fell in love with her
>mfw rewatching season 7 knowing what I know now
Lincoln Bell
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nathaniel Reed
Noah Bailey
Look how they massacred my boy
Carter White
Checked, quads of truth
Jordan Watson
Reminder that Jon and Dany were always shit and boring and if they're really the thing about the final season that you're most pissed off about, then you are easily emotionally manipulated by cheap tv tropes and probably have a low IQ.
Jordan Harris
>not loving tsundere dany
Joshua Gomez
>jon
>boring
Also Dany became interesting when she got to Westeros.
Brandon Nguyen
Like I said, you are impressed by literal anime-tier shit tropes.
Zachary Wright
have sex
Ryder Clark
It’s so sad. I feel like Ned would have been truly happy. If he got to marry his dream girl and live in her castle by the sea with her. It’s like that part in the books where Cersei thinks about coward friend that ran out of Maggie the frogs tent because she could get her fortune told. Cersei thinks she’s some dumbass who lives in a castle by the sea happily with 12 children even though her life sounds great. I always think of Ashara and Ned when I hear that. I think they give Margrey that speech in the show.
Landon Thompson
You are at least taller than the eunuchs, aren't you?
Joshua Ortiz
How was he so rich?
Easton Turner
>Kit Harington
>1,73
who measured this?
Andrew Johnson
>rose 1.68 [5'6'']
>kit 1.73 [5'8'']
Yeah, right.
Jace Hill
>same height as NCW
Liam Perry
Imagine getting to work with this fun hot chad and have a blast. Then to close out the show they force you to act all gaga over some stupid coked out smells like rubbing alcohol and is always shaking and crying manlet. That would be the toughest job to act like you love him. Emilia should get an award after all.
She gets a couple serious brain surgeries and she’s fine and all Kit has to do is deal with the stress of cheating on his wife and being high all time and he has to go to emotional rehab. Poor baby.
William Torres
Same height as Davos.
Logan Morris
>fucks the first wildling girl he meets
>fucks Dany in his first diplomatic mission outside the Norf
He'll fuck the first wildling girl he sees that has a full set of teeth
Jaxon Thomas
>Sane height as Euron and Oberyn
Who else is /kingofthemanlets/?
Joshua Bailey
shit gold
Jonathan Lopez
This. Dany's love interest were just one downgrade after another.
Juan Anderson
damn didn't realise blackfish was such a unit
Lincoln Davis
What the fuck was Alliser's problem?
Jeremiah Harris
>my feet hurt
Christopher Peterson
I'm some height as Joffrey
Gavin Cruz
No wonder Hoster disowned him for not wanting to pass down those Chad genes
Jack Morgan
targ loyalist who hated ned stark and the wildlings
Josiah Diaz
literally me on webm related
Owen Nguyen
Ryan Jones
i hate this fucking webm
Evan Baker
Leo Gutierrez
Jon is literally that guy who brings you to a party where you don't know anyone except him, and then leaves you.
Nathaniel Jenkins
So Jon fags how can you justify shitting all over Daenerys for years because Jon would be this perfect Aragorn like King. Then you find out “doesn’t want it” which doesn’t mean anything. A good King would put the people before himself. Now that you find out he’s useless and a bad person how do you feel?
Robert Russell
>i wish i was at home, burning traitors
Josiah Morales
>So Jon fags how can you justify
Bad writing.
Landon Russell
>Now that you find out he’s useless and a bad person how do you feel?
I didn't write the fucking script. Why are you putting so much weight on D&D's mischaracterization of Jon? Almost everybody's character was assassinated in season 8.
Jonathan Thompson
I justify it by not believing season 7 or 8 is canon. All of the characters were replaced by robots to service the next plot point
Brandon Sullivan
... why are there so many pictures of George with Sibel Kekili...
Robert Martin
D&D really did her dirty
Carter Scott
Only S8 isn't canon
Nolan Reed
really makes you think
Mason Robinson
Shouldn't he hate Tywin since he was the one who sent him to the Wall and the one who got away with sacking KL and murdering Targ babies?
Camden Jackson
Pilou is actually 184cm not 180
Mason Hernandez
Jackson Taylor
it does doesn't it
Logan Cook
>Ask me again in 10 years
No the ending is still shit
Grayson King
I assume he hates all involved in the rebellion, Tywin, Ned, Robert etc
Charles Sanchez
He gladly sucked Baratheon/Lannister dick just so he could shit on Jon and Ned
Angel Reed
Girl on top is one of those positions that look good on film but are actually really mediocre IRL.
Tyler James
>He gladly sucked Baratheon/Lannister dick
did he?
Justin Carter
>no replies
there's your answer. all the girls who pushed this shit got rightfully BTFO by their own insane fem garbage
Cooper Young
She looks like an ugly version of my wife. I lucked out so fucking hard.
Aiden Hernandez
>iwan rheon is a 5'8 manlet
Ruined.
Michael Edwards
post wife
Ayden Peterson
post pic of your wife or gtfo
Julian Phillips
you didn't get a hint of it when salsa was towering over him at their wedding?
Jace Evans
She also looks like the type that wouldn't mind his age or his weight
Eli Gomez
wait i dont see the problem in OP. the differences in maps can be explained with the fact that westeros is still using basic mapping and charting techniques. hell, the entire world isnt even mapped yet! elswhere, kings landing looks different because the story is told from many points of view... kings landing can be a glorious or as bleak as the author of that particular event wants. the show nailed it again!
Jayden Clark
>everywhere she goes, evil men die and we cheer her for it
>we cheered for Jon when he killed Wildlings
>we cheered him on again when he killed mutineers at Craster's Keep
>we cheered Arya for killing Freys and people on her list
>we cheered Jon for killing the watch traitors
>we cheered Jon and Sansa when they killed off all the Bolton men and Ramsay
>we cheered Arya, Bran and Sansa for killing Littlefinger
>we're then supposed to cheer as they get happy endings as king, queen and free people in charge of millions or their own fate
what did D&D mean by this? Are Starks the only ones who can kill bad people and not go crazy or become righteous?
Asher Rodriguez
t. Dabid
Nicholas Watson
Jaxon Perez
>same height as Bobby B
GODS I WAS TALL(ISH) THEN
Dominic Hernandez
How should have Jons story wrapped up if you could redo seasons 7 and 8?
Caleb Davis
Well, they didn't burn an entire city for no reason or made a speech about expanding their empires to every corner of the world.
Jason Rivera
NCW is so perfect. I love him.
Wyatt Kelly
D&D don't mean anything, that's a literal carbon copy of the niemoller speech, they're not trying at all
Justin Adams
>reveal of Jon's parentage to Sansa and Arya
>skip
>Dany's immediate reaction after getting off her dragon after burning everyone
>skip
>Jon kills Dany
>skip
Easton Wilson
Retroactively though Tyrion is saying we cheered her on which led to this. Yet Starks have been cheered on also and are still le good righteous but not too righteous guys who won't go mad
Daniel Rivera
I want her to sit on my face.
Carson Cooper
TELL ME ABOUT CERSEI'S MISCARRIAGE. WHY DID THEY CUT THE PLOT
Colton Jenkins
A) He would accept rule with Dany and knock her some sense
B) He would go full mad Targ and conquer the world with her/die trying to
C) Would kill her and commit seppuku right after
D) Would run away with her and live on the house with a red door
Sebastian Sullivan
Because otherwise they can't rehash the same "you love your children" conversation Tyrion and Cersei have had every time they've met since S2
Connor Wilson
Boy I'm so glad the plot with High Sparrow, Tyrells, Kevan and Lancel Lannister, Pycelle, and fucking a bunch of other nobles of King's Landing being wrapped up with them being killed in a huge explosion and nobody reacting or making any huge deal of it was resolved. Cersei faced no consequences for her actions, the opposite of both Ned and Rob's actions which lead to their deaths. Even though Kevan stated point blank that killing the High Sparrow would cause a civil war.
Jaxson Foster
OR PERHAPS THEY'RE WONDERING WHY YOU WOULD SHOOT A SCENE, BEFORE EXCLUDING IT ALTOGETHER
Angel Jones
And also he would be on ground in the Winterfell battle, would have a 1x1 against NK.
Wyatt Edwards
>How should have Jons story wrapped up if you could redo seasons 7 and 8?
I would have to redo the whole series for it to make sense first.
Justin Harris
E) become the new night king
F) be rightfully dead along with everyone else in westeros because though knowing about the greatest existential threat to mankind, humans decided to prepare for it 5 minutes before it arrived
Isaac Lee
The three dragonriders should have been: Dany, Jon, Stannis
Fact.
Kayden Cook
You're thinking into it more than the writers did
Isaiah Sullivan
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED SCREENWRITER
Adam Gomez
Hope Winds of Winter is released soon and we find out everything from seasons 5-8 were D&D's retarded fan fiction.
Isaiah Ward
I go for D. Power vacuum after with all these depleted armies, peasants pissed off because war could lead to something new. I'd also make it so the north and other kingdoms suffered more from the dead and houses start splitting off from their kingdom, especially the North
Levi Peterson
>what did D&D mean by this?
That there is only an hour left and that they need justification for shoehorning in George's shitty ending.
Nicholas White
Poor Ned. Could of been happy with a Dornish wife, gets stuck with a Tully.
Aiden Phillips
What, you didn't like every single King's Landing scene since season six just being Cersei staring smugly out a window?
Christopher Morgan
1 million per episode to stare smugly out a window
Eli Moore
>Drogon smacks the shit out of Jon killing him
>Carry both Jon and Dany’s body east
Joshua White
LEAVE STANNIS TO ME
Carter Murphy
>That there is only an hour left
Yeah and that's D&D'S FUCKING FAULT FOR RUSHING THOUGHT THIS SHIT WHEN THEY HAD MORE EPISODES THEY COULD HAVE DONE AND HAD SCENES WITH NO DIALOGUE
Eli Carter
Fucking shame she gets the cooler sword in the show.
Hudson Long
Remove all shades of grey from the situation so normies cheer when Jon stabs her
Jordan Howard
He was perfectly happy with Cat except for Lyanna fucking up everything for him even beyond the grave
William Brooks
youtu.be
Holy shit they did cheered what the fuck.
Brayden Thompson
>How should have Jons story wrapped up if you could redo seasons 7 and 8?
Under that criteria:
>preparing the North for the Long Night
>hears that the the Lannisters were ousted and that Queen Daenerys sits on the throne
>goes South to request an audience with the new queen
>asks for her dragonglass and armies
>Daenerys accepts to help to make Jon more inclined to bend the knee
>wall falls eventually and Westeros is better prepared
>walkers are defeated with sensible tactics
>Jon's parentage is revealed through Bran, Howland Reed or through Jon riding a dragon during The Long Night
>Jon marries Daenerys to unite their claims
>if Daenerys can have children, great. If she can't, make Gendry's children her heirs.
I know it's not following George's ending, but his ending sucks.
Caleb Johnson
why did they cheer user
Carson Carter
Because they're NPCs
Jose Martinez
How do you know what George's ending is
Jace Cruz
How does the average Northerner benefit from independance from the iron throne?
How does the average Northern lord benefit from independance from the iron throne?
Angel Allen
>>Jon's parentage is revealed through Bran, Howland Reed or through Jon riding a dragon during The Long Night
>>Jon marries Daenerys to unite their claims
>>if Daenerys can have children, great. If she can't, make Gendry's children her heirs.
B-B-B-B-BUT THAT'S A D-D-D-D-DISNEY ENDING
GOT C-C-C-CAN'T HAVE A HAPPY ENDING WAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Gavin Rodriguez
Didn't you catch all the subtle hints that she was evil now?
Noah Stewart
Battle of Winterhell and the other one cost as much as two whole seasons of regular game of soap opera. It's simple numbers.
Adrian Smith
>implying I still remember seasons 7 and 8
Everything after season 3 is a fucking blur, and it only gets blurrier as I get closer to the finale.
Angel Nguyen
>evil
no all her friends were killed or betrayed her
Jace Roberts
are land innit
don't need no suvvun cunts decidin are business
Thomas Perez
You didn't like the scene of Tyrion walking around for ten minutes? Or the scene of him waking up for a minute? Or the pointless screentime spent on Arya in King's Landing? Or Bronn's mere existence in season 8? Or that fucking horse? Or that waste of time that was Arya and Gendry's romance?
The ending wouldn't be possible if there was actual dialogue, user. It's not really believable either way, but D&D would only be shooting themselves in the foot if they actually spent time justifying character's behaviors on-screen.
Jack Walker
I would've liked better if he killed Dany in a fit of rage because she burned Arya in the keep, then regrets it and flies off with her body
Nathaniel Diaz
muh north
Adrian Ortiz
But Brienne what about the line of succession? The lawful ascension? The proper progression?
Angel Sanders
>evil
Yeah, right.
Carter Young
>How do you know what George's ending is
Are you seriously in denial that Jon kills Dany and that Bran is King in George's ending? Most of the rest of the shit is debatable, but that really isn't.
What's funny is that the ending we got is even more Disney and makes zero sense.
Ethan Anderson
>What's funny is that the ending we got is even more Disney and makes zero sense.
Of all Disney endings possible, they picked the worse one
Luke Cook
both George and D&D are sick of ASOIAF.
Joshua Ramirez
*leans into mic*
name the one royal decree that is making your life worse right now
Nathaniel Young
I like it, But I'm also a lot smarter than the average person (sheeple), so it's usually like that with me with unpopular media
Carson Peterson
are dragons smarter than people?
John Young
She would've made a good queen
Jace Harris
D&D hate kings landing scenes because it involves writing a lot of dialogue, so they killed off every single character with a speaking role except cercei
Landon Sanders
To the people bitching about Drogon dodging the giant arrows. I assumed it was pretty obvious that the dragon noticed the arrows and was prepared and thus able to dodge unlike the first dragon who was taken by surprise
We've seen this logic a couple other times with the dragons. The dragons that get shot are always shot by surprise, and then when they are aware of the arrows they are able to dodge
Jaxson Jenkins
More exercise than what you (and I) got all week
Noah Wood
Don't worry, man, the White Walker plot is more important. The people of Westeros will come to realize that squabbling over lands or titles is pointless when death comes knocking on all their doors.
Trust me, bro. Dan and David know what they are doing.
Rhaegal shouldn't have been struck with three consecutive direct hits in the first place. He shouldn't have been struck once.
Angel Butler
I can argue most if not all the main criticisms for the show. Just admit you like the show and stop being sheeple
Aaron Peterson
Probably pretty fucking hard to dodge after getting injured severely
As for the likelihood of someone having that good aim, it's fucking fantasy so I don't mind the concept of super human abilities which we've seen before
William Hall
>Just admit you like the show
Haven't like it since season 4, maybe since season 3.
Jordan Ortiz
She deserved better than George
Evan Cooper
get cracking, I expect a reply to every single point in the next threat
Jayden Flores
>Probably pretty fucking hard to dodge after getting injured severely
You know what's also fucking hard? Hitting a dragon thousands of feet in the air while being undetected. What's even harder? Doing it while behind a fucking rock.
>As for the likelihood of someone having that good aim, it's fucking fantasy so I don't mind the concept of super human abilities which we've seen before
Then completely throw out the lore or the reason people were attracted to the books or show in the first place. "It's fantasy, nothing has to make sense if the plot demands that something happens LOL!"
Kevin Evans
Still think he would of been happier with her then Cat.
Levi Phillips
When did you completely gave up on the show? For me was when Arya materialized from thin air and killed NK.
Jack Adams
she miscarried and killed herself over it so nah she probably would've been a shit wife
Jaxson Powell
>When did you completely gave up on the show?
Stannis burning Shireen
Chase Ross
>get to choose which king you will serve/fight for
>no knowledge of who will win or lose
So which king will you pick? For me, it's Renly.
Mason Barnes
Same. My expectations were so fucking low going into season 8, but somehow they managed to subvert them.
Bentley Rivera
when sansa became fArya
Robert Thomas
For me, it's Stannis Baratheon, the one true king of Westeros.
Andrew Reyes
In that episode alone, Melisandre materialized out of thin air, the Dothraki had no dragonglass weapons, and they charged blindly at the enemy for no reason within the first ten minutes. Without even getting into battle tactics, plot armor, or the uselessness of actual armor, Arya's teleportation behind the Night King was just the icing on the shit cake.
Charles Morgan
Remember when this show was based?
Alexander Davis
Renly. He easily was in the strongest position at the start of the war.
Julian Wilson
Why did the artist base the appearance of three of them on the show but keep Stannis's appearance faithful to the books? Stephen Dilane looks more interesting than some bald guy.
Eli Wood
NU
Justin Morales
We've known for years that gurm just wants to enjoy the fame and money the show gave him and eat, drink and whore himself to an early grave
D&D should have just claimed that they were too tired and stressed and handed over the reigns to Cogman who at least still seemed to give a shit in his last episodes