*lies*

>i tell you joe rogan i used to get the hottest women to snort coke off my dick like a doctor!

Got any health problems or permanent side effects after that?

Why does this sweaty fuck look like a shar pei

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you think he ever sniffed glue?

Not really, maybe mental? Sometimes i feel like i have 7 thoughts at once and cant structure them like i used too. But that could also be from our "always plugged in" to the internet culture, its hard to say. When i was on coke though it definitely makes you angry/easily agitated. Id fly off the handle very easy. But i havnt noticed any negative effects since quitting about a year ago.

That's really nice to hear. Some people have weak hearts and get really fucked up. Stay safe, user.

joe rogan i swear to god we would stay up for weeks straight making complicated airplane models in the living room of this place i was renting JUST TO GET FUCKIN HIGH ON THE FUMES JOE ROGAN I SWEAR ON MY MOTHERS ETERNITY JOE ROGAN IT HAPPENED

kek, hope joeyposting becomes a thing

Thanks for the concern fren.

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>Joe Rogan, I swear to THE LORD Joe, these mothafuckas on 4channel.org Joe ("pull that up for me, Jamie"), they got this place on there called Yea Forums Joe Rogan, I swear to the lord they're some funny mothafuckas Joe, plus they post some sexy fuckin pictures there too Joe, you ever see a baby monkey before?
>NO HAIR JOE ROGAN, THATS FUCKIN RIGHT

Its been a thing for awhile user. Its usually just low quality. The one in this thread is pretty good though.

Yeah I've seen some attempts of it but they aren't as good as this
The way he repeats Joe's complete name like he's having a seizure while also trying to appear as legit as possible really encapsulates the essence of Joey.

His crimes

His age and his weight

kek

he never lied about anything
all his stories are true

I SWEAR TO FUCKIN' GOD JOE ROGAN I ONCE LET A MAN FUCK MY NOSE JUST TO SEE IF HIS CUM COULD MAKE IT TO MY BRAIN AND GET ME HIGH. I WAS A REAL SICK FUCK JOE ROGAN

>Lies
I don't understand why this is what people latched onto and not the fact that he sounds like a abusive sociopath.
>But all his stories are about doing drugs and fucking bitches
Fucking cokehesds and addicts and often using their addiction to do so, as well as some fucked up stories about taking advantage of pretty much everyone around him. If you are a boring as fuck person I guess his stories sound cool but he comes off like an unrepentant son of a bitch who self pities to excuse acts of fucking evil.

he has an arrest record and people who corroborate his stories

LEE WHERE'S I WANNA BE AROUND

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
YOU'RE SLIPPIN COCKSUCKA

youtube.com/watch?v=4ml_V7HNIsY

I tried to call my buddy cocksucka like Joey and he got mad

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That one was true.

Actually why the fuck is Joe Rogan friends with him? Is this just another case Joe Rogan being a very bad judge of character?

L.A. Comedy Scene. cant think of a single other reason beyond the fact that they often preformed in the same buildings on the same nights

Theres not a lot of actors that are my ethnicity but joey diaz is cuban just like me. All fucking cuban speak extremely loud and I have to say that a lot of his stories could actually be true. Weird fucking shit happens when your drugged out.

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This faggot is a walking screamer.
*leans in a bit and lowers voice all hush hush as he spills some details on some shady business*
*have to up the volume to hear more than his subtle wheezing*
*starts yelling*
fuck him
pretty much this.
HE KNEW HE HAD DIABETES WHY DIDNT HE FUCKING TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF

Joe Rogan seems like a naively nice guy though. You'd think eventually he'd sit down and actually think about the stories he's told.

Do you have a sweet cuban girlfriend?

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*Ruins everything movie related*

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haha thats so bad ass and cool
yes

Your buddy is a fag.

Why the fuck hasn't he been meetoo'd?

it could all be lies, he still makes Rogan laugh his balls off

lmao he used to talk about making some hos suck his dick to get stage time

>it could all be lies, he still makes Rogan laugh his balls off
So Rogan just ignores it I guess. People say he's lying but everything he's ever said sounds true to life with embellishments to make it funny instead of disgusting.

Listen to one of his stories and just bullet point the plot points and he's a petty criminal who had a knack for taking advantage of people.

he really was scum. i enjoy listening to him, but if i knew this guy irl back in the time he was a degenerate loser. i would have wanted to kill him. burglary isn't as bad as rape, but it's extremely violating. when my house was robbed i wanted to kill the people that did it

Ohhh! Puss!