Uh, who's Bill and Ted? It's all about Billie and Thea now sweetie!

I think Billie and Thea are cutes!

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San Dimas High School Football Rules!

Wait,what?

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Keanu's kid was stillborn

>indie plant
>dude guys like im so depressed n shit lmaooo how relatable is that?
FUCK billie

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I had a girlfriend named Thea, she was cool.

tell us more

what did she smell like

God gave rock 'n roll to you...

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What was her opinion on San Dimas high schools football program?

whats worse is that only a few months after keanu's ex-gf died in a car crash (they broke up after the baby died)

Nah

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Emcel

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I mean... I..
Well...
I just....

It’s all so tiresome...

no.

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Thea and Billie a cute

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SANDY MASS SCHOOL SHOOTING RULES

Your meme is still stupid.

I hope they're as good naturedly dumb as their parents

stop it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keanu_Reeves#Family_and_views
Also the movie "Replicas" starring Keanu is about a man who decides to make replicas of his wife and kids after they die in a car crash. Probably a very personal movie for Keanu

This.

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Good, well fuck you, loser. I hate your fucking attitude.

Wow, they are really fucking cute.

Keanu,pls rember,

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...

Where's my concept artist where do I meet them?

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They missed the chance of casting Finn Wolfhard as young Keanu Reeves or his son

No I enjoy the excuse of losing you to prevent me from getting emotionally attached to anyone else.

looks like she stinks

Do you wanna be my friend?

Thank Christ.

I would unironically like to see this

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stinks like fresh pusy

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women are not funny and never will be.
>even funny women suck compared to mediocre men
I hate women so much.

well its real
twitter.com/ed_solomon/status/1139638755336302592

Who will fill Carlin's shoes?

the left chick was hot in the babysitter

Dude genuinely seems passionate about the movie, good for him.

>meanwhile IRL

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Why did they break up over the baby's death?

strain on relationship because of the grief

She miscarried because she had a drinking and drug problem that she'd hidden from him, which got worse after the miscarriage.

why is every zoomer redditfag constantly bringing this shit up all the time recently?

Kill yourself faggot scum

Because Neo punched her belly (by accident mind you) while practicing his karate moves

>ten thousand cock stare

groce
based

Are you me?

This
A lot of people don't know that Keanu proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleashed a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma.[11] When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

STOP IT!

In 2001 after being approached by Scientology recruiters, Keanu Reeves is reported to have said, "Why join a cult... when I can BE a cult?!" Allegedly he shoved the recruiters to the ground and ran away laughing maniacally. 5 months later his agent finally located him in a small African village near lake Victoria, leading an apocalyptic death cult. The UN report on the aftermath remains classified but rumors speak of mass graves, human sacrifice, and murals of Mr. Reeves' face made out of the bones of children. Beneath the village it is said that the cult of Ogamboo Metukalu (The One) had 2,000 slave laborers digging a secret underground temple complex where the cult intended to live after the Apocalypse. Mr. Reeves' agent says the Hollywood star has put that part of his life behind him and chalks it up to poor judgment brought on by a flu, but if that is the case, why does Keanu continue to make routine trips to Africa to this day? And why are cases of missing children around Lake Victoria more than 20 times higher than the average of the rest of Africa? Mr. Reeves' agent declined to comment.

>never caught on to music trends when I was in middle/high school
>always figured there would be time to catch up on the good stuff later
>those bands are all washed up and gone now
>whole new landscape of artists I don't know or care about

Am I autistic if I just don't care about music?

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On the contrary, if your eyes are too darl to distinguish the pupil from the iris, that's creepy

Not cool,bruh!

Who would win, Neo or Niggan?

youtube.com/watch?v=EG0wQRsXLi4

no.

Roastie Queen

Started off funny,but in true SNL fashion,just went on way too long.

How do you guys think Keanu has remained so ageless?

just kill yourself user, you wont be missed.

asian genetics

pure soul.

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she makes music for girls who think they could kill a man, but in real life are too scared to ask the waiter for an extra packet of ketchup

same. she had a great pair of tits

He has quite clearly aged.

Fucking lol

how do i get such a girl to be my gf

literally who

just be yourself :)

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I too saw this comment on bad guy in YouTube.

Up voted!

Based zoomer queen

fuck me Im old

thanks for the gold kind stranger

Whoa check out the the Sanpakus on that MK ULTRA Satanic walk-in. I sure do love our vibrant modern culture industry and its workers

Sanpaku

this, after seeing him at E3, the dude's gettin old.

cyberpunk and keanu hover hand meme is just an advertising for a sjw bill and ted movie

who would have thought.

do believe actually believe this sanpaku shit?

good deeds

christians average 10 more years than seculars and 20 more than atheists