I'M GOING ALL IN, HANSEN. THAT GIRL IS MINE

>>admits to letting a dude fuck him because he was so starved for sex

i will never understand this

like... just dont have sex? You can always masturbate.

The problem with Ambrosio is how he tries to hide behind having a mental illness. He repeatedly tries to excuse all his actions because he's mentally ill or because his childhood was rough. He never once takes responsibility.

welcome to zoomers

The interrogator liked it
>well, it's a pretty big star
>it's all about the angle
She wanted his star in her mouth

>Hey user, i can't wait to meet you tomorrow night. We gonna have some much fun :D

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EARLY ONE MORNING

WITH TIME TO KILL

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She probably saw his dick pics before he showed up. That's why she was smiling so hard. She was going to schlick to those pics later.

GOD

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Damn, thats just not fair.

BITCH YOU AT LEAST 20, YOU AINT NO 14 YEAR OLD

i love me some tcap threads

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MY NAME IS SUE

HOW DO YOU DO

NOW YOU GONNA DIE

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Angle shots don't count. He probably pushed down his fat pocket on his groin with all his strength for an extra half an inch

Most pedos are closet/repressed faggots

the wait was worth it
we waited so long for this episode and its making so much memes

>this
>12
Are pedos legitimately retarded? And every other decoy looked way above the age of 18

there is a limited amount of times you can masturbate before your brain can't get fooled no more and triggers the response of "hell no buddy, i want to feel and interact with a real body and not just a hand".

I'm glad I went to a prostitute to lose my virginity, Many folks go full gay when they too starved of the physical intimacy.

btw here's the empty table edit i made if anyone wants to use it for their own edits

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Wanna see that DFC

I know who her boyfriend is, his name is "Luckiest guy on earth"

>Hansen has a straight flush
It's over for our cowboy protagonist. He's pretty much fucked. Just like in real life. So kino boys

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Pedos aren't pedos unless they are gay. Everyone on this show just wanted a feminine gf who wasn't a thot and young girls are the only ones that fit that description. I guarantee if she admitted she was actually 19 or some shit they would still love them and be loyal.

my name is buck, and i came here to
>[different voice] party

How does this explain all the 25+ virgins

what did the decoy mean by this?

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Only if balls touched.

link please

The only thing these guys are guilty of is having really bad game. What the fuck dude, you can't pick up women saying shit like that.

>buy the expensive ice cream for your new girlfriend because that's what she wants you to do
>meanwhile, tcap crew

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no idea what youre talking about

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youtube.com/watch?v=uyuA_PAtuTo

And you know, the child porn and solicitation.

They sent him legit pics of a 12 year old. Then she was there when he showed up. He said she looked different then she gave the canned "that's what everyone says". You would walk out on that hottie?

>child porn
hentai.
>solicitation.
ITS JUST A QUESTION

what are you saying?

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>And you know, the child porn and solicitation.
Well yea, there's that. Sending pix of your dong to a kid is probably a bad idea.

What? No way! She's mine. You know what I don't even want her anymore...

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I guarantee many of these pedos weren't looking for the love of their lives. So many young girls are kidnapped and forced into sex work, not marriages or relationships lmao! Sad.

but they didn't do that. They send pics to people of legal age, because it's a roleplaying chatroom

does anyone have all the hansen vs predators episodes?

You think these beta spergs had connections to cartels and shit looking for sex workers? Lmao. They wanted a waifu.

except the gays of course.

AND MY SPURS GO JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE (jingle jangle)

>the police interrogator laughed at
Didn’t hear that part

they are secretly gay or at least open minded to have gay sex.

The only people that get upset at this are pedophiles.

And little girls

ALL ALONG THE BANKS OF THE ROYAL
CANAL

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NBC 2 words for ya:role playing chat room dude

youtu.be/7LIUfZTzfUc?t=385

>Is that yours?
>Yeah..
>Okay [laughs]

>The Entrapment of Vincent Ambrosio by the Coward Chris Hansen
>The Good, the Bad, and the Cunny
Anybody got any more?

CHRIS BEHIND YOU

IN THE SHADOW OF THE VALLEY

I WOULD LIKE TO SETTLE DOWN

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>You think these beta spergs had connections to cartels and shit looking for sex workers? Lmao
I never said that, so many lies and dishonest arguments among pedos! You had said men cannot be pedos when underage sex workers prove that wrong, and we both knowThese "guys"(pedos are hardly men) were just looking for an easy fuck. Let's not kid ourselves.

The Proposition

You need a count pedo?

To the town of agua fria rode a stranger one fine day

Didnt talk to folks around him didnt have to much to say

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>>The Entrapment of Vincent Ambrosio by the Coward Chris Hansen

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I can’t control my horny level

Lonestar shine down on my hometown

what a fucking power move

How do they hire the decoy?

>that close-up shot of him looking down and then you see Hansen emerge from the shadows behind him

absolutely kino

WIDE OPEN SPACE

WIND ON MY FACE

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only exception is if you look like a male model

Vince Cassidy and the Grown Adult Kid

fucking nerds as if I'm going to watch a fucking 20 minute video to find one sentence, post it with timestamp ffs

>category: humor

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>well pretty big star
Bruhhh she wants it

There's a man goin' 'round takin' hams
And he decides who to free and who to blame
Everycunny won't be treated all the same

Is he diddling himself when that long-jawed liar Hansen walks in?

one of the decoys did an ama on reddit a few years ago. here's her answer, though hers seems kinda unique.

im guessing they just contact the local acting agency and ask for a young-looking female.

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>t=385
if the time stamp isn’t working for you, can you seriously not do simple math and figure it out yourself?

it has a timestamp in the URL retard

6:25

he's powering up
envisioning his success
mind on the prize

ur 4head is so huge lol nvm i dont wana meet u

Don’t fucking spoon feed the faggot

t. phoneposter

>The Magnificent Hansen
>The Decoy of Fairfield
>The Man who Captured Vincent Ambrosio
>Pedo Driver
>Once Upon A Time in Suburbia

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just me.....my mommy.....my daddy.....

>that bum

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>The rest is history... and nightmares.

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

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>here check out this funny clip just count how many minutes are in 385 seconds and go to the clip

wow
thanks it worked when i copypasted the link in browser
newfag
no, actually

is she single?

Haha fuck. watch from 6:22

dont remember all that but I skimmed. sauce?

>can’t do basic math
>had to reply to everybody
>couldn’t just watch the video and be done with it

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>hot singles
Brah

YOU WIN THIS TIME SHERIFF HANSEN

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someone spoonfeed me an episode link

They use decoys who look like adults but *could* be underage, so that the """"pedos"""" can still be attracted to them. They hook them in with pics of an attractive adult female, and then trap them by saying, "the only way you get to fuck this is if you're willing to fuck someone underage." The lonely virgins inevitably see it as their one chance in life to get laid, and so give in, then they get sent to prison for wanting to fuck a child, even though that child looked like an adult, and was an adult.

What exactly was meant by this

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the most hilarious thing about this guy is he got off with no convictions. all his charges were dropped.

one of the few predators to get off scot-free

Newfag

hansen loves theatrics

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNZToiVGCkYJ0JsQRY6tX7atfc6WR1Mtr

he was clearly innocent

I WAS A DAM BUILDER

ACROSS THE RIVER DEEP AND WIDE

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>this is 12
>this is 29

Why do white people age like shit?

You’re actual fucking retarded

is he fucking a pie

>please
Well, he's very polite.

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>hot
she looks like a little girl pedo, she must be femcel because little girls are not attractive to anyone but crazy pedos.

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>actually replying
nice one idiot
no
>actual
ok retard

Cunflight at the Fairfield Corral

he's fast

you can feel his heart racing ITS REALLY GONNA HAPPEN he screams inside, all to be torn down.

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Pedorado
Ride the High Cunny
Poonstone
Once Upon a Time in Fairfield

A Fistful of Cunny

Kek

who's this guy? got episode link?

Have sex

No Cunny for Bold Men

3:10 to Bellamy Creek Correctional Facility

>that speed

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The Magnificent Seven Centimetres

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

High Poon

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Just A Few Years More

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swoonce right in

waiting for the fusion of this meme and the interrogation room meme

Paint that Paddywagon

nah. it went in at an angle, so he's fine

How does this work? Do they send the pedos actually pics of underage girls? Because I don’t see how they can slap them with trying to bang under age girls if the decoy is legal.

>18 and Under to Yuma
>The Magnificent Seven-Year-Old
>Ride the High Cunny
>The Outlaw Vincent Ambrosio
>Chatrooms with Wolves
>Cunnfight at the Suburbian Corral
>Bone Tomahansen

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makes no sense. Not even intent to commit a crime if what they intended to do wasn't actually a crime when they got stopped.

yeah he just wanted to go to the beach after all

He's cute though. Built good.

>oh god what am i doing
>why am I here, this is a trap
>i should just turn around go back to masturbating
>if I dont do this now I may never get another chance
>Once I have sex, everything will be better for me
>maybe she will be my girlfriend
>maybe she will introduce me to her friends
>maybe I will have friends, I won't eat alone anymore, I won't have zero notifications
>I have to do it, I'm going in...

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i think only used as the decoy friends to convince the pedo shes still in school

Moot no its a trap!!1!1!!

chad warden

Has anyone lost their nerve before entering? Like walk up to the door, have a moment of clarity, and just driven home.

Would Hansen and the boys let em go?

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The outlaw Vincent Ambrosio
In
The search of the real cunny

They send real pics of underage kids, never nudes of course. That's why they never recognize the decoys. Vincent's could pass for 16, and 14 for a retard. 12 is pushing it.

yeah, many, the police chase them and the decoy tries to convince them to come in.
literal entrapment.

>WHEN THAT SUN IS HIGH IN THAT FAIRFIELD SKY, I'LL BE BUCKIN' AT THE CUNNY FAIR

>t. virgins who don't know what 18-24 year old women look like without makeup and with their hair in a bun

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I don't get it, guys. When I feel pathetic, I cloister myself off, like a dog waiting to die. I wait until I can regroup and try to approach women with some degree of dignity. Sometimes it takes months or even years, but if I can't put my best self forward, I don't try.

How can you both be pathetic enough to trawl for little girls online AND show up to their house looking like a fucking checkout clerk. I can't tell if they have no shame, or if they're just infinitely braver than I am. If they weren't going after children they'd be Costanza-tier.

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that has to be one of the clearest examples of wanting to get caught I've ever seen...

I remember one drove around the block, got cold feet and left. I think a couple went to the door but wouldn't go inside.

It didn't matter, they got convictions on just texting with a decoy.

>anime OP starts playing

I see

Soliciting sex with a minor is still illegal, pilgrim.

My fucking sides. I needed this. Thank you, user.

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>tries to bait the decoy to leave the house
youtube.com/watch?v=QjOsHmToIOE

why is Chris Hansen's voice so high?

>durr i dunno
kino

Did this guy fall for the "have sex" shit posts people posted on here and went after cunny?

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Why hello there lil missy

they are literal subhumans.

>why is Chris Hansen's voice so high?
fear, he knows he is in the presence of a wanted man.

why do they torture the decoy like that she doesn't know what to say chris help her before she gets herself raped

Yes, the police still pull them over after they leave.

ah-bloo-bloo

Do you think baiting pedos gets her hot?

cameo.com/chansen
Ask him to make a vid for 'Vincent'

>but if I can't put my best self forward, I don't try.
That's not how you do it. You have to be relaxed and not trying hard at all, not saying you shouldn't work to improve yourself. You shouldn't be desperate, especially not in front of the woman. Quit Yea Forums for a few weeks, cut down on fapping. Work on yourself first, achieve goals, finish projects, build confidence. Then you will get noticed women will approach you and you wont have to sweat it so much. You be the prize, not the other way around. Look up
>actualized confidence

As for these lowlives, there has to be some form of mental illness and or childhood abuse etc. These are not normal people and attaching notions of bravery or any such qualities to them is irrational. You're better than them! I'm sending you an encrypted slap over https. Go to /sig/ if you have to.

I remember a post in Yea Forums, many years ago, about some 20 years old dude who was constantly rejected by 17-22 years old girls. His 11 years old cousin was visiting and expressed interest in her collection (can't remember what it was, maybe anime figurines). He felt validated and became infatuated with her. He had her sit in his lap, etc. and basically molested her. All because she had expressed interest in something he had, leading him to disregard all morals and commom sense.

>Would Hansen and the boys let em go?
never

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Having a daughter might be a nightmare.

Link? no pressure, just curious

Ya, people always seem to feel bad for these guys when they're on the ropes with Chris... but my sympathy well dries out the moment Hansen shows the text logs.

Still... I wonder if the judge sows them a modicum of mercy for turning around at the last second.

not for the first 11 years

when is chris releasing the full footage of the mail guy and the me my mommy and my daddy gay?

>swamp thing takes down the child predator
fucking kek

>all ghillied up

>the way the house rumbles when he takes a step

dude fought in nam and lost an eye so of course they would look the other way when he was just "trying to get to the beach"

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>you going home early and see Vincent Ambrosio french kissing your 13yo daughter
>what you do
Join them.

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Has any of them ever attacked Hansen?

summoning ents is just excessive, the guy isnt even trying to run

>image search
>google gives me Vincent Van Gogh painting in the background

wtf

Yes only a jew.

its already out

links?

>ghilly suit
that's really dumb.

you can tell he never got to use it

>>admits to letting a dude fuck him because he was so starved for sex
that never happened

they don't even fucking realize how fucking pathetic they are which is what makes them so pathetic. like someone with only enough social sensibility to keep realizing they are fucking up but without realizing what it is

>the night vision shots and beeping noises

i'm just glad they've got gunship support if they need it.

I FOUGHT THE LAW, AND THE LAW WON

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its on the channel except the cowboy aka the newest one

No, I mean the full uncut sting.

the absolute state of pedo defenders

all the parts are there

>200 posts in
>still haven't posted the best decoy
come on now

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No nigga. Chris is releasing the full uncut videos without any editing on his website.

yeah he admits it in the interrogation. says he he was so desperate to lose his virginity he met up with an 18 year old boy and sex with him, with BOTH of them being penetrated.

Rooster and the Cunny

oh shit for real?
someone here have to share it

>6:56
pic related

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Watch the police interrogation. That's where he talks about fucking and being fucked by a dude

lmao forgot the vid...

youtube.com/watch?v=xt6MmzRRYk0

She's been replaced. Vincent's decoy is number 1 now, homie.

>The Entrapment of Vincent Ambrosio by the Coward Chris Hansen
This is why I keep coming back

It's the truth I've never wanted to face

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>Wuhddyu meen I cant be with mah wife?

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>I CANT CONTROL MY HORNY LEVEL
based

to avoid copyright claim

reflexes like a cat

heh
dicklet pedo btfo

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nice

I bet he's still on that beach laughing at Hansen

The Hateful Eight-Year-Old

You are unwelcome here

what minor?

>chris hansen exposing the jews for the sick pedos they all are
epic

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draw my big iron and challenge him. the cunny isn't big enough for the two of us

He's the fastest mouse in all of mehico

Is this new is the show still on is this on line yet

kino

Do you guys believe him? For an internship at a "psych ward" I worked with a lot of mentally ill and autistic people and this seems fairly genuine.
>the internship was just me padding my resume to get into grad school and I hated every single second that I worked with these fucks despite feeling sorry for them and wishing I could help because they're too far-gone for help

youtube.com/watch?v=0PI0nqE5j6w&list=OLAK5uy_kdHccDGXZDXPO_swvvQTIqXQ63Dw4EjzY
WELL THE DIED FOR HIS CUNNY
AND HE DIED FOR THIS KID
AND HE DIED MEETING CHRIS
A MOST HONORABLE SIN

So how terrified would you be if someone invited you over to their house and it happened to be the bait house? Imagine walking down the hallway and seeing that painting, then turning the corner into that kitchen.

i just rewatched the ep he never says anything like that

I HEAR THE CUNNY COMIN'
IT'S TRAPPIN' ROUND THE NET
AND I AINT SEEN A SALAD
SINCE I DON'T KNOW WHEN

I'M STUCK IN HANSEN PRISON
AND TIME KEEPS DRAGGIN ON
BUT THAT CUNNY KEEPS ENTRAPPIN
ON DOWN TO SAN ANTONE

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VINCENT AMBROSIO YOU NO GOOD SON OF A WHORE
YOU'VE KISSED YOUR LAST CUNNY
DRAW

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>IT WAS THE ONLY TIME SOMEONE PHYSICALLY LUNGED AT ME
>the guy just put his hand out to block the camera lens

oh chris

You need to watch the full uncut interrogation for it. It may also be in the highlights here youtube.com/watch?v=7LIUfZTzfUc

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Why do you think theyre going after children?

clever jew lost his cool

formerly chuckville

i cant stop laughing at his fucking voice

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Formerly Chuckville

3:10 to State Prison

>ghillie suit

Jesus H Christ kek, Its like a bunch of bored cops tired with their mundane rural suburban task so they orchestrate an "fbi swat team VS Mastermind criminal", when its a sexual degenerate in sweat pants.

>"I wore a ghillie suit in iraq against insurgents"
>"for me we had to use them against cartel members in Juarez"
>"...uh...I used it to take down a...a pedo in a white neighborhood"

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The high plains pedo

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>no I swear she's 17 just look at her paper

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>Hey Tex how ya doin?

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the main image with text that used to the the only one posited will not upload i think it's on a like a DCMA checksum log or bane images

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gee, tex, why'd mom give you TWO quotes?

>When her husband Charlie Johns told Mr. Ferguson he couldn't whip another man's wife, Ferguson said he certainly could.
Is Mr. Ferguson /ourguy/?

is this considered young for white people? idk maybe I'm biased because I'm asian and living in Asia changes your perspective on western people's ages. There was one relative who married a Dutch and their kid is about same age at the time (met them when I was 17, now 23), he's the same age me but he looked like in his late 20s already. This girl looks like in his early 20s to me.

My aunt got married at 14 and my uncle was 18. Even that's fucked up imo.

It was always funny to me that they had half the sheriff's department waiting outside and this one dude in a ghillie suit is the one to take him down

>that second quote
gotta give the man credit where it's due, he truly lived by those words here

Based Ferguson keeping these thots in check.

What the fuck was going through his head at that moment lads?

if this is up it worked

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>My aunt got married at 14 and my uncle was 18.
Based
>Even that's fucked up imo.
Cringe

if a human says "i am a 143 year old girl" to you through text and you agree to meet up with this human for sexual intercourse, you are a pedophile.

this is honestly fucked up. He solicited a 12 year old I know but goddamn, he's obviously not evil to the core like josef fritz or the other pedos on this show, he's just a fat, young retard who's suffering from severe depression. He's a product of the hollow world we live in not any inherent failing of his soul. He needs real purpose and community, not to be shamed on national television.

If that bitch is 143 then id have some serious reservations about fucking her frail ass.

>who's suffering from severe
compulsive masturbation and excessive porn use. he did it to himself

As the riders loped on by him he heard one call his name
If you want to save your soul from hell a-riding on our range
Then cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride
Trying to catch the Hansen's cunny, across these endless skies

>boohoo I'm a sad, pathetic loser now give me a 12 year old to fuck
Wonder why this resonates with so many people on Yea Forums...

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As god intended

Ambrosio is definitely top 3 most pathetic at minimum, imo the three most pathetic (in no order)
>Ambrosio
>Lorne
>that one fat Asian dude that left his family behind, trying to blame his predatory behavior on his wife back in the Philippines, then tried to be some kind of pedo informer for Perverted Justice and begged to work for them

I'm not saying that he should be fucking 12 year olds, but if you don't feel any empathy for this kid there's something wrong with you.

it's fascinating reading these threads and seeing how easily people get baited by Ambrosio's obviously rehearsed victim act. just goes to show why he does it. he makes himself seem as pathetic as possible because he knows it works in making people pity him instead of be disgusted by him.

sneed

>then tried to be some kind of pedo informer for Perverted Justice and begged to work for them
kek i remember this. thought that he could live a real-life 'Catch Me If You Can'

yeah, it's clear it's something he learned how to do at a very early age and just never stopped, mom just kept giving in.

>Sneed
Umm...

I'm disgusted, but I also realize that he's just a kid at 19. A fat, social outcast who doesn't see any options in front of him. He probably comes from a fucked up household with divorced parents and spent all his time playing vidya. In a sane world he would at least be a productive member of society.

I'm no pedo but i only date women as tiny and squeaky as she is with glasss

youtube.com/watch?v=uyuA_PAtuTo

youtube.com/watch?v=ZD47OJU6RH4

But we do live in a society, and he was a gamer.

he could have had his ass whooped like literally one time and it probably would have saved him from this 99% ends in suicide timeline.

Oh my god i thought they literally played card lmao.

I can't stand the cringe of these videos so I haven't actually seen them myself.

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It's his own fault he shoud have asked one of the chubby girls with no self esteem to the jr prom then sodomized her under the bleachers, and now he is in jail and she became a Blue hair seahag with 10 cats

yeah, he should have, but memes aside, we live in a society where men aren't expected to take risks and actually grow. Vincent Ambrosio is the end result, a fat, blubbering mess of a boy pumped full of pharmaceutical meth whose only defense mechanism is to make himself as pathetic as possible.

kek

if a human says "i am a 143 year old girl" to you through text and you agree to meet up with this human for sexual intercourse, you are a pedophile.

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Memes aside, we live in a society

Something that people barely talk about is how instantly the predators obey Chris's assumed authority. Nearly all of them take a seat.

And now neither he or she will have off spring and the worlds needs white janitors smart enough to get the mix of cleaning chemicals correct

It's because they're total beta pussies. That's why they're going after kids on the internet. The pedos that aren't pussies and wouldn't take Chris' shit are the kind who straight up snatch kids off the street and throw them into their van.

Oh user you are so very sexy with your fat folds and 5 inch penis, please come to my house and fuck me like one of your anime books
Ps I am 12 and not a cop

Pure terror

link to this episode?

A white pedo is almost as dangerous as Iraqi insurgents and Mexican cartel members.

naked average bodied people look so funny and pathetic. Thank god I'm /fit/

>The Entrapment of Vincent Ambrosio by the Coward Chris Hansen

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I hope she notices, bro

Nice bait you dumb dark skinned unappealing looking non aesthetic mother fucker

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I'm your huckleberry.
MY DATE'S NOT WITH YOU HANSEN!
Why Vincent Ambro, you look like somebody just... walked over your grave

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cringe

Where's the good link not that voice pitch altered YouTube bullshit

Check the archive faggot

>nigga has rapist/serial killer tier gear in his trunk
>cops don't bother asking him about all that
>don't even ask about why he was trying to whisk her off to God knows where

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Still cute and checked

Wasn’t there an old man who knew Chris and instantly bailed the second he saw him?

>"maybe I can work for you guys? I'm HOPING to work with you guys"
Also Hansen reading his chat log to him and blasts him telling the decoy he masturbates twice a day

You're correct but pedos are delusional and usually talk to the decoys while jerking off.

Anybody has a link to the Vincent Ambrosio episode? The only one I could find was a high pitched garbage on YouTube.

I guess this is the best one out there, if you just use the right arrow key a lot.
youtube.com/watch?v=jlxVzrm0j44

>hansen emerging from the shadows evokes imagery of the man's demons and skeletons in the closet

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Video:
drive.google.com/file/d/10-UeXFnveBUM24aqy-WgOzQlJ0Dv8jZW/view

Chat logs etc:
drive.google.com/drive/folders/1YU8hjp7yVAjoiaRzb7wyvN2zX4pAdGwQ

>Video:
Thanks.
>Chat logs etc:
Why? Did they not put that into the episode? Who cares? Only the police should have that shit.

how did you guys find that stuff?

Just watch it on half speed.

It's probably Chris.

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he sounds like he's on helium

ah ffs I chuckled

>all those times he was expressing second thoughts and the decoy pushed him on anyway
Fuck these people

>Why?
Chat logs have always been released to the public. Every single predator on TCAP had their chatlogs posted by Criminal Justice and you can read them all still

perverted-justice.com/

Some of them are pretty funny, especially the ones where the decoy makes comments about what the predator is saying.

this is what the Man saw at the end of Blood Meridian