I want candy, bubblegum and taffy

I want candy, bubblegum and taffy.
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart, Sandy.
Got my pennies saved. so I'm a sugar daddy.
I'm her Hume Cronyn, she my Jessica Tandy.
I want candy!

I need candy bubble gum, and taffy
Get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty
Do it till your dad sees, embarrass your family
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy

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IN 1912

I COULD KICK YOUR ASS

BUT NOW IM TRAPPED WITH A COLOSTOMY BAG

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I don’t care if it’s old or it’s cold or it’s covered in mold, it’s for the shorteeeeeeez, YEA

A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

Cruisin' mos espa, in my DeLorean

>I'm her Hume Cronyn, she my Jessica Tandy.
What a boomer fucking reference. I had to look up who the fuck they were when I was a kid.

Remember when MC Chris cried on youtube about reddit outing him as a piece of shit?
Remember when he tried to metoo one of the producers of Sealab? Kek.

No, now fuck off.

"This is your left. This is your left.
This is your right. This is your right.
...You're gonna die."

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I remember.

WE ARE INTO SPEED METAL

'Now he doesn't just want candy., he NEEDS candy.'

>Post yfw you're literally Happy Time Harry

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What a time to be alive.

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>HOW COME YA LIPS AREN'T MOVIN?

612 WHARF AVENUE

612 WHARF AVENUE

remember when he fucked sarah jean underwood at the playboy mansion and then got sad she didn't want to be his gf

RIGHT NEXT TO THE GENTLEMEN'S CLUB

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess, come on down yall here's the address.