Only 96 more years!

Is it con air 2?

Cryonic preservation costs 30,000 USD. You can fund it with a life insurance policy.

I probably wouldn't see it anyway

>96 years later.
>It's an ad for the an out of business liquor company.

isnt this marketing for some shitty alcohol

>295 year old liquor company, renowned the world over
>not making it a measly 96 more years

Not like their market could become over saturated or anything.

is this a lenin biopic or something?

Im trying to think who this would be the equivalent for us. Who was the John Malkovich of movies in 1900's-1910's?

>no one in the world cares at THIS point
Ftfy

I doubt this movie will be worth shit. I hope it gets leaked and people shit on it

imagine if tomorrow they announced they're going to screen a short made by famed actor clark stevens back in 2019 and it has been watched by anyone since it was made. realistically, how many people would give a shit?

Cringe

I'm a paid up member of Alcor, and will be undergoing a full body cryonic preservation upon my death.

I bet the movie is going to be shit.

pretty much only staying alive to play cyberpunk then i'll kms

We actually have a fair outline of what it's about and is right.

It's three separate vignettes about Malkovich returning to the vault to retrieve the film reel 100 years later, in three different universes attempting to predict what the world will actually look like in 2115, followed by an open question to the audience about which scenario was the most accurate.

That said, it being a time capsule/prediction means it might actually be vaguely interesting to the people that finally open it. I know people today are always fairly amused by old "By the year 1950 we will have steam powered cities on the moon" stuff.

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This.

Middle one is the closest probably.

only zuckerberg and his army of boston dynamics dogs

I'd like to think people are disillusioned by that "DUDE THE FUTURE" shit already thanks to back to the future. And John Malkovich can't carry a movie on his own

meme actor in a meme movie for a meme cognac

They had to shove a nigger in there.

>In 96 years I'll be 128

Not fucking likely.

reminder the point of all that "futurism" stuff, city of tomorrow, in 30-50 years shit will be wild, etc, was to stifle creativity and keep people from actually advancing technology. To ensure the economy was never upset by uncontrolled advances or wild technological advances, all so the rich could just keep getting richer and everyone else would keep working their shitty jobs.

>John Malkovich can't carry a movie on his own
John Malkovich carried a fucking planet on his own

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>Starring John Malkovich and Shuya Chang

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i'm more interested in seeing halley's comet

So it's a feature length version of this

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Fucking disgusting filthy nigger.

>his post ended in 100

>let’s completely change the capitalist system that has worked for this country since its inception, that will sustain it’s utopian status!

>2115
>only WM+AF remain

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Would women really still have pit stubble in the year 2115?

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How come I keep seeing posts saying how ugly asian women are? Is this what they're talking about? She looks great.

lmao fucking commies

How come predictions for the future always have people living higher in the sky? With bridges connecting between different skyscrapers and houses etc. It doesn't even look good, ugly as fuck

>movie is actually locked in a vault for 100 years
>plot of aforementioned movie is about recovering a movie that's been locked in a vault for 100 years
Is this clever or retarded? I can't tell

literally the only based outcome from the world war 3

The Ted Cruz future looks awesome

Would women really still have vaginas in the year 2115?

its a shitty ad for meme booze. so its just retarded.

>100 Years– The Movie You Will Never See” starring John Malkovich and directed by Robert Rodriguez imagines the future one hundred years from now. The movie was inspired by the legacy of craftsmanship and time it takes to create LOUIS XIII Cognac.

>Explore three hypothetical futures imagined by John Malkovich :

>What if Humanoid robots have become the dominant species on Earth? In 2115 human civilization has been replaced by humanoid civilization.

>What if Earth were an unrecognizable urban jungle? In 2115, nature has taken over.

>What if space exploration and technology have accelerated urbanization like never before? In 2115, technology takes a new form.

>Choose your future!

>hi, i'm i'm john malkovich and i am dead now. if i wasn't dead though i would certainly be drinking cognac and watching this movie.

memwah