How cringey is the Russian chernobyl show gonna be?
How cringey is the Russian chernobyl show gonna be?
Brobagondola :DDDDDD
Why do white people make this face?
because minorities are dangerous and unpredictable
why do niggers think they are human?
It takes a russian 50 seconds to say a short sentence, so the pacing will probably be garbage for a western audience.
anyone who makes this face is automatically not white
>pink hair
yup, it's a tranny
It's gonna be the it's so bad it's actually good movie. So be ready for the epic load of shit. I'm Russian so trust me.
What's the plot again? CIA niggers replaced the control rods with acme dynamite?
Because blacks interpret smiling as a weakness or sign of superiority, and frowning as an aggressive challenge.
So as to not get suckerpunched from behind 2 minutes after we walked past one, we make that face.
>Dyatlov: Somethings up with the reactor, go check it out American Johnny.
>American Johnny: I'm on the case, comrade, ye'haw!
>Nobody:
>Literally nobody:
>Not a single, solitary soul:
>Lefty/pol/: WhY dO WhItE pEoPlE mAkE tHiS fAcE??!?!!?!?!
The soviets actually had some good directors. Do not underestimate the russian soul
Whites smile to eachother and Asians. It's only to the more primitive races that we make this face, because we're so used to smiling, but the situation doesn't actually warrant a smile.
>and asians
It will explain to the world how the CIA niggers obtained their glow
>tfw he has his own wiki article nao
>OH MY GOD COMRADE GORBACHEV
>THE CIA JUST BLEW UP THE NUCLEAR REACTOR
>HANG ON THEY'RE CALLING US NOW
>"HAHAHA GET FUCKED RUSSIANIGGERS"
>UNBELIEVABLE THE AMERICANS HAVE GONE COMPLETELY INSANE
>OH MY GOD GORBACHEV LOOK OUTSIDE THEY'RE KILLING CHILDREN WHO ARE RUNNING FROM PRIPYAT
>OH THE HUMANITY
>IF ONLY THE KGB WAS HERE TO SAVE US
13%
No less cringey than the amount of shilling on Yea Forums for the HBO version.
Not good, not terrible