Contrarian furnigger Adum gave The Lighthouse a 10/10. If you've seen The Lighthouse, would you give it a 10/10?
What's your score, Cannesfags? Haven't been this excited for a film in awhile.
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dogfucker
>if it's popular I hate it!
the dogfucker went to cannes?
>authentic period costumes
>unimpressive lighthouse
>black and white
>4:3
>robert pattinson
>A24
Is it, dare I say it, McDonald's arthouse?
Kino of the decade incoming.
it's popular now so i have to call it reddit and meme.
I'm dumb, if it was at Cannes does that mean it's not out anywhere yet? Will it be at the kinoplex, or released some other way?
i can't stand dogfucker and if you look at what else he's rated 10/10 this doesn't mean anything. none of his reviews are worth anything. he's a shit tier critic and possibly even a worse musician. i'm excited to see the lighthouse though, the witch was good
Went to Cannes on that youth program can confirm at least a 9/10 film.
I see this constantly spammed did he actually fuck a dog?
>he's a shit tier critic
That's not fair. Even when I disagree with him I can still understand his reasoning.
>and possibly even a worse musician
His music is terrible though and he's delusional about it being good.
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Im confused, is this the same movie?
Music?
Bane?
is this out in theaters yet? did i miss it
Different movie
For you
I can anticipate lots of slow scenes with nothing happening. Characters pausing for 5 minutes before saying 3 words. An 'ambiguous' ending. Basically very artistic stuff and if you don't like it well then maybe you should just stick to Transformers, sweetie.
Oh fuck off. He's one of the best critics out there. The way to judge a good critic is their consistency. Adam's reviews are about as consistent as it gets and he gives good reasons for his critiques. He doesn't overinflate scores by how much he enjoys a film, and almost all of his scores line up with his others. He's a great critic and makes good videos, even though he's a degenerate furfaggot and also a fucking leaf.
with dogs
No. They say it because he's a furry. He fucks dudes, not animals. Oh yeah, he's also a faggot, but a pretty cool one. He's the only tolerable furfag that exists desu
Great for YouTube but once you compare him to actual critics his critics seem like hollow bar talk
Fair enough. Who would you recommend? I think Adum's main issue is that he's almost as contrarian as TV and can't even enjoy a fuckin fun, well-made action romp like John Wick, or goofy shit like Smokin' Aces.
Ah okay but why dogs in particular?
>black and white
why
It depends really, is recommend reading reviews about a film you think is great and determining if their criticism is shallow or just cinematography bad lol.
>No
He probably has, though he'd never admit it because even if he defends it he knows how wrong it is.
kek idk. I guess it's the same thing as calling an Indian a street shitter, it's just a broad slur for that community I guess. Most of the furfags who have been outed for beastiality fuck dogs and horses, so that's also probably a reason
hello adam, fuck any dogs lately?
>BWEELOOO!
>so I just watched boring meandering movie about some ugly fat shlub who's caught in a rut and i thought it was excellent!
>so I just watched a movie that doesn't drag on for 3 hours about fucking nothing and it was awful!
He's a degenerate furry who spends an abnormally of time debating the ethics of bestiality on the internet. But don't worry, he's only doing it to play devil's advocate and totally not because he wants to fuck animals.
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Glad I'm not the only one who hates black and white.. If something is kino though it's usually not too distracting. I'm sure he has a good reason for it being B&W, because The Witch was beautiful with natural lighting and vibrant colors, so I'm going to assume the B&W adds something to this film.. hopefully.
Tbh I'll redact my statement because I don't even want to know the answer. Not going to watch that video or look into it. I'd rather be blissfully ignorant and just enjoy his content
>Robert Eggers
The movie is probably a prank but its going to be tuesday in a minute or two
contrast
This typical a24 schlock for pseuds
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Can you summarize user?I’m in the library.
Yea Forums is not one person. lots of people here loved john wick. adam's main problem is that he's a condescending idiot with uninformed nitpicky opinions, even when he likes things, like that whole synecdoche new york debacle where the director himself had to tell him he was full of shit
They built that lighthouse from scratch just for the film, and they shot right next to the coast with almost unworkable weather/wind conditions. I don't remember the mph of the wind but some of the interviews explaining it were nuts. It'll be kino. At the very least it'll be extremely realistic and wellshot with 10/10 performances from based Dafoe and Patty.
Based lives and sleeps in the library user
Here I'll help
>in not into fucking dogs or anything but like, lol, what's wrong with fucking dogs, we eat animals why can't I fuck em too
TORRENT FUCKING WHEN?
What did he say?
>haha what a fag for showing up on the largest forum on the internet instead of Yea Forums
what do you expect, nigger. I've never understood why people think The Witch is reddit-tier. The same fags call Under The Skin reddit-tier
It pisses me off that there is no word of a wide release yet. A24 is already signed on as a distributor so it's just them wasting my time.
So friggin authentic, I heard they are using 100% genuine ball sweat from real sailors so based superior!!! Iam fucking patrician this is based based
Please tell me what happened
Based redditor based
Was me until a month ago.
Thanks. That’s a odd stance to take. Did he back pedal afterwards?
You probably actually believe this.
there’s no point in getting actually worked up about any of the criticism on this board because a lot of it is intentionally inflammatory and it’s impossible to gauge sincerity. you would know this if you weren’t a redditor
No, he has yet to walk it back. Half because his audience sucks his dick and half because anyone with a brain knows you're just spinning your wheels arguing whether or not raping animals is wrong to a furry
Yeah he does get a bit nitpicky, but at least it's consistent and it's funny to watch. If I'm looking for a general review for "is this even worth seeing" it'll be from a casual like Chris Stuckmann who is fairly competent but doesn't go overboard with the spergery and nitpicks. Stuckmann reviews arthouse films differently than he would say.. something like John Wick or capeshit. Which is just overall better if you're trying to judge "should I watch this or not?" I'll probably get my anus prolapsed for mentioning based Stuckmann though.
He just went way over the top with his analysis because it's his first or second favorite film. He sperged out about it. He interviewed Charlie Kaufman and brought up some theories and Kaufman kinda nudged that Adum was digging too deep for things that weren't there.
When the atmospheric is so fucking slow burn its keeno
kinoplex eventually
i hate that film analysis has become really focused around theories and plot holes and other shit. it feels like every body is missing the point
>*watching YMS*
>”well this movie is bad, I mean it’s before CGI was a thing so how can it be good?”
>*taking intensive notes, this guys IQ is so vast I’m barely keeping up*
>”uhhh this is unrealistic”
>*yes... yes how dare they try and experiment or try and make the film enjoyable... you’re on fire adam!*
>*as I observe his perfect form, someone managing to look like a skeleton while being fat, looking like a botched tranny and a rapist truck driver simultaneously, I see this as a physical metaphor for the duality in film*
>”hold on guys”
>*hear whimpering in the background of an animal, and a cage open. oh no*
>”UUGGHHHH OHHHHH FUCKKK MYMMM THIS IS JUSTIFIED BECAUSE SLAUGHTER HOUSES MMMGMMM AHHH”
>*loud whining and yelping as I hear adams pinner stretch his dogs asshole apart*
>”MHMMMMMMM YOU COULD STOP ME ANYTIME FUCK THIS IS CONSENT MMHMM FUCK YEAH”
>*dog is rasping for breath, desperately crying*
>”ANYTHING PRE 90s IS NOT WORTH REVIEW- OOOHHH FUCK THIS IS A LOVING 2 SIDED RELATIONSHIP MMHMM”
>*I realise I’ve written all this down as analysis notes and have to discard the paper*
>”okay guys as I was saying the holy mountain is the best film ever made, next to zootopia”
>*turn off the video*
>"And I'm giving this Labrador's anus a 6 out of 10. Maaaaybe a 7, I'll seeeee"
>*the dog begins whimpering in pain and fear*
>"Quiet! QUIET!"
>*Adam begins beating the poor dog whilst shilling Sardonicast*
>"Hmph! A-and one more thing!"
>*Adam kicks the dogs in the ribs and into a dark closet which he closes and locks. As the dog continues whimpering, Adam pants; his grotesquely fat face is red and sweaty*
>"AND FUCK MARK ENGLISH!"
Name a more BASED Chad lad. Oh wait, you cannot even if your life depended on it.
I use reddit for streams and that's about it. It is factually the largest forum on the internet, and my point was that the faggot I replied to was implying Eggers is reddit-tier because he had an AMA on some shitty subreddit.
>responding to an intentionally inflammatory post and taking it seriously while also explaining that you shouldn't take anything seriously on Yea Forums
Wew lad. The guy I replied to was unironically being inflammatory though. A lot of shits here think Eggers is reddit-tier just because he's popular
Eggers is reddit tho
you need to go back
Back where? To the eggers reddit ama?
>tfw so retarded can’t even detect when i’m being retarded versus when somebody else is being retarded
anyway i’m excited to see the lighthouse
What are the chances he actually fucked a dog?
>saving shitty 1-2 year old copypasta
>ACTUALLY HAVING a copypasta folder
>ACTUALLY HAVING having a copypasta folder for fucking YMS
That's a lot of effort
Finally a new entry
you defend using reddit because it's popular, then try to make a comment on Yea Forums's "popular opinions" using the phrase "reddit tier"... sounds pretty reddit to me. the witch was good, i dunno why you're so concerned with what other people think. you sound like a gay ass
probably zero. he's a fucking leaf and a faggot. His whole stance on beastiality is likely because his degenerate friends fuck dogs and/or he's trying to be progressive. either way it's shit and I try to keep it out of my mind when watching his stuff. Kinda like listening to some of the best actors/directors in the business spouting cuckholdry and political bullshit in interviews but still trying to enjoy their performances in film, outside of their shitty real personalities
Redditors are deeply obsessed with Yea Forums BVLLS, they need validation from us. Sadly they go crazy when they call their shitty directors reddit
You nailed it. Here's me.
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My gaping anushole
My diarrhea delivery system
86 percent. These furries are fucking disgusting. They say all this shit about how being s furry isn't a sexual thing, then you find out about their disgusting fucking hotel orgies where they're all strung out on nitrous oxide and diaper fetishes and shit. I wouldn't be surprised if him and that kiro or kuro or whatever have fucked animals together.
Alex > Ralph > Adum
That wasn't even the point I was making gay ass. Yea Forums enjoys some of the same shit reddit does. i actually get most of my recommendations from reddit just stop being so defensive gay ass
It's called going to the archives and searching 'adam dog' and immediately getting results, idiot.
Alex is fucking based
>n-n-no! i used the archives you i-i-i-iiidiot, not my 80 gbs of ripped off copypasta bullshit that has been around for years that I save to an external HDD you stupid stupid idiot idiot!
Wait till mom sees this dude, hahah she's going to freak bro!
Yeah I agree. Alex is memed to hell but he at least communicates what he likes and dislikes about a movie well without trying to pass it off as fact, which is funny considering he usually prefaces his reviews with shit like "this is the worst thing in the history of ever" Ralph actually communicates elements of film well and what would make a movie technically well made or not but is still able to properly communicate his opinion on the matter. Adam is just a faggot who can't properly communicate the techniques used in making a movie, and instead speaks very vaguely in a shitty attempt at making himself look smart, which I also think he intentionally scores boring shitty movies very high out of fear of people thinking he's a pseud.
Alex is memed to hell? For what? The dude just gets fucking blasted and laughs the entire podcast. His sense of humor in general is pretty dry, especially on the Jar podcasts. His normal content is pretty exaggerated at times, but that's kind of the gimmick of his shitty channel
Who’s Alex?
It's great. Pattinson finally broke through
Yeah, also Ralph is the only one who's actually studied film
Get a load of this seething faggot.
absolute desperation... 80gb of text on an external HD for no reason beyond hyperbole? and you use a 5 year old meme to boot with mom's gonna freak??? AND you use a hip old meme picture? you're fuckin gay and you got btfo by someone who was not me. go back, tourist
My level of like or dislike doesn't really have much to do with their actual knowledge of film or whatever. You could certainly give me a list of things Ralph is legit wrong, ignorant, etc. about but I wouldn't really care because I find him entertaining and likable. Then on the flip side you could give me a list of erudite insights Adam or Alex have made and I'll still dislike both and write them off as smug insufferable dogfucker and charmless milquetoast faggot, respectively
Fuck off adam
please, please, please just have sex
Yms is the only tolerable furry
I smell samefag, and the odor is like fermented taquito grease and jim beam. Clean your room and wash your filthy cunt user
let me see your hole and i'll consider ditching my bottom for at least a little
My asshole is quite hairy. I don't even think Adam would delve, let alone a Chad with refined taste such as yourself
very hilarious. i'll bet you chuckled to yourself a few times thinking of btfoing "us" with "taquito grease and jim beam", just very clever, are you an english major?
just lemme have a looksee babe. no one else will see it, this thread is dead
please, please, please, PLEASE just have sex and clean your fucking room. I can't even imagine how you're typing on your keyboard with the fermented taquito and jim beam grease glued between the keys.
very hilarious my dude, you're very good at the banter and totally not an embarrassing coping retard. you're asking me to have sex? i'm sorry i can't fuck you user, i just don't sleep around anymore, i'm saving myself for someone special
Who the fuck drinks him bean?
why is he smoking his pipe like it's australian?
My asshole
My gaping anushole
My diarrhea delivery system
When will I actually be able to watch it though?
would you consider writing a script about your asshole? it sounds pretty deep. might make a good film.
Crusty, poor, white nogs like the idiot I was replying to.
>being this retarded
Authentic weather and lighting looks better. It's nicer to look at. Things that are nice to look at are nice to watch and experience. Is that broken down enough for you. At this point I'm the one who's going to need to have sex with you
Yes, it's a great film. It's more of a psychological thriller with some horror elements and some funny parts rather than full on horror. Career best performances by Pattinson and Dafoe. Cinematography is fantastic and doesn't feel like a gimmick. Really a great film. Of course retards here will spam the soi meme about it but it's far from it. It's one of those films that only men will fully understand. I also gave it 10/10. Probably one of my favourites of the decade, but i have to see it for the second time. Also the film should be released in fall.
That's something. Kristen will follow with a splendid portrayal of Jean Seberg.
He broke through with Cosmopolis.