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/got/
Luis Watson
Jason Morales
stannis
Connor Foster
first for fight club
Nathaniel Taylor
Cutest psycho!
Jaxson Reed
Remember how fucking kino this show was?
youtube.com
Isaiah Butler
Mormont! Kill these Dothraki dogs!
Connor Stewart
Why wasn't he and the crannogmen at Winterfell?
Benjamin Harris
>Stannis becomes king
>He outlaws brothels and all non R'hllor religions
How long until he gets killed by an uprising?
Jayden Ortiz
Maario Naharis
Landon Rogers
Nth for Emilia
Xavier Adams
He was pissed that Meera got cucked by rape visions
Kayden Flores
>Don't marry that t*lly slut, Ned.
Dominic Powell
I can't believe how shit this entire series ended.
James Lewis
For me, it's Ashara Dayne.
Matthew Wright
>spare his life! keep him as a hostage!
>a hostage...
>tell the Karstarks that as long as they remain loyal, he will not be harmed
>pic related
Why was Robb such a fucking retard? God damn.
Joseph Watson
For me, it’s Meera Reed.
Brayden Nelson
Are the ASOIAF audiobooks good?
Chase Peterson
All of them deserved better, except Lyanna
Ethan Butler
The Jon Snow that was promised
Leo Powell
Me2 and never forget she was the queen of trash.
Owen Peterson
>Lloyd was born in London, the son of Marion Evelyn (née Dickens), a children's publisher, and Jonathan Lloyd, who heads a literary agency.[2] He is a great-great-great-grandson of Victorian writer Charles Dickens through his mother, who is the daughter of Captain Peter Dickens, RN.[3]
Carson Harris
>finale of game of thrones is 1 hour of silence and 15 minutes talking
William Ward
Yes very good. You will love Roy and start to say BRI-eyne instead of BRE-ann
Austin Davis
Kek
Henry Edwards
cute
Aaron Perry
>Wins every battle
>Loses the war because of two non battle related mistakes
It was a fitting end for him, George did a great job writing robb.
Josiah Davis
Who the fuck needs dialogue?
Ayden Roberts
He’s too handsome. I always imagine the Starks to be slightly doofy looking because of the famous horse face.
Wyatt Peterson
No, Robb lost because of the Lannister/Tyrell alliance, because of Balon being a fucking retard and because of Lysa being a cock hungry whore
Benjamin Sanchez
Patchface and his profecies is really spooky, i like him
Nathaniel Bell
That's why they put him as Viserys and Kit as Jon?
Bentley Cox
He'd lost the war at that point anyway. It made no difference. If he kills Karstark Sr. he loses the Karstarks, if he doesn't he loses control over his men who will no longer respect him since they know that they can betray him with little consequence.
Josiah Reed
Woops meant to quote
Juan Turner
And he’s somehow blameless for breaking the marriage contract like a full retard? Do you believe in the Sybil Westerling used magic theory or something?
Brandon Clark
Based.
John Williams
>emiliafags btfo
Why do you like this fat smelly whore anyways?
Jackson Wilson
we like her as a meme
Levi Miller
>saying that HC is a genocidal psyco
FUCKING BASED EMILIA
Michael Collins
>we like her as a meme
>we
Lincoln Reyes
wtf i hate emilia clarke now
Charles Gutierrez
Kits casting has always boggled my mind because he looks Mexican to me so did there choice for Lyanna. I don’t know what D&D thought about the Starks but we get lots in the book about how Jon looks like Ned and Ned isn’t handsome but not ugly either Brandon was supposedly more handsome. People always call Arya ugly and they look alike and when Sansa meets the Stark cousins in the vale without even realizing it she thinks they are ugly. Cersei notices Jon in Winterfell and doesn’t comment that he’s handsome or anything and she always notices a hot dude. Only people that seem to think he’s a pretty boy are the beat as fuck ugly wildlings. Maybe he will grow into his looks and become more pretty like Rhaegar but as of now I never pictured him very handsome but not ugly either.
Asher Howard
Have sex
Cameron Adams
>Then why can the high Sparrow challenge the nobles in King's Landing like he is right now?
That's years after the start of the series, when they're finally regaining their power, at the beginning they certainly didn't have it.
>Oh, so you're saying that they live in an era where a few texts from some monk can spark hundreds of religious wars? Damn, they must be pretty devout alright.
And Stannis is at war with them, so nothing out of the norm?
>The only real reason the muslims did that was because the muslims themselves were a minority in Iberia. It would be suicide to put them to the sword.
The same way it would be suicide for some lord to challenge Stannis.
Ryan Long
The war was lost regardless of whether he married a Frey girl or not.
Connor Johnson
For me it's the Proudwing speech
John Cooper
>Cersei notices Jon in Winterfell and doesn’t comment that he’s handsome or anything and she always notices a hot dude.
Cersei didn't have pov chapters in winterfell
Brayden Evans
WTF I HATE emilia now!
Gavin Lewis
My Shireen can't be this cute?!
Caleb Bell
>Kits casting has always boggled my mind
Allow me to explain this, user.
Austin Lewis
Did Cat enjoy watching this?
Aaron Ramirez
well the 2010s were a big wash. fuck this decade
Evan Barnes
season 9 annoucement when
Dominic Carter
fpbp.
Nicholas Hughes
Can’t she?
Logan Brown
GRRM actually looks better as a fat old man
Tyler Butler
I thought that Sam and Tyrion were the self-inserts
Owen Cox
Sam is his actual self insert
Tyrion is his "smart" self insert
Jon is his anime self insert
Ryder Lee
Looks like che guevara
Kevin Reyes
>That's years after the start of the series
So the people do a 180 on their opinion of religion in the matter of a few years, in a medieval world where news and events spread slowly? That's beyond stupid.
>And Stannis is at war with them, so nothing out of the norm?
What the fuck are you saying? Stannis is taking a throne, not launching a crusade, you retard. How does that compare to the thirty years war, for example?
>The same way it would be suicide for some lord to challenge Stannis.
But Stannis is deserted by nobles all the time, and they are still alive. What are you talking about?
Jace Hall
book Jon is so handsome. Why did they cast an ugly spic looking manlet? He can't even act.
Owen Mitchell
Who would have won this had it not been interrupted?
Ian Turner
What would Ned have done if Jon had come out with silver hair and purple eyes?
Luis Hernandez
That's why Harry Lloyd was the perfect Jon Snow
Luke James
It’s in AFFC or DANCE when she hatches that plan to get one of the Kettleblacks to the Wall to kill Jon. That’s when she talks about noticing Jon at Winterfell.
Isaac Sullivan
Westeros is headed for a dystopia right?
No one on that small council gives a shit asbout the commonfolk or their rights or how they fucked and die from all these wars except maybe Davos, even though I don't think he's ever voiced it. Especially not Tyrion "you can keep slavery for 10 more years" Lannister. And with the crown relying completely on men and money from other kingdoms and the approval of hereditary lords, the peasant have no recourse
Jackson Cooper
Greywurm
Jacob Murphy
Season 2 was kino. Best scene in the show:
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Brayden Price
Never
Joshua Gonzalez
Jon is never described as being handsome. He has a long face and dark hair, scars on his face. Stark features. GRRM has stated that Jon isn't particularly good looking.
Oliver Clark
No he would have been the perfect Rhaegar and he was the perfect Viserys. Fuck it. He’s so good slap different wigs on him. He will do them all better.
Robert Gomez
>Book Jon is handsome
Really? Has he ever explicitely been described as such? He supposedly looks like Ned, who was average looking.
Gabriel Cook
Yeah, but he is the kids of the two best looking people in history and every girl he meets wants to fuck him so everyone thinks that he is hot too.
Alexander Butler
desu he looks more like Emilia's sibling here than they do in the show desu
Daniel Jenkins
You are correct we just have one delusional husbando fag trying to make head cannon real.
Joshua Turner
He should've played Young Griff desu.
Liam Carter
Doesn't matter if he hasn't, to me he's handsome.
Josiah Miller
Was cutting fAegon the single largest mistake they made?
Joshua Walker
Kits a pretty dude, he just has a sad looking face
Hudson Diaz
Yep. Literally a key character for the finale, and they cut him.
BRAVO DABID BRAVO
Jason Clark
>So the people do a 180 on their opinion of religion in the matter of a few years, in a medieval world where news and events spread slowly? That's beyond stupid.
Yes? Plenty of time for people to start rallying behind someone.
>What the fuck are you saying? Stannis is taking a throne, not launching a crusade, you retard. How does that compare to the thirty years war, for example?
High Sparrow denounced him, High sparrow is also supporting the side that currently holds the throne?
>But Stannis is deserted by nobles all the time, and they are still alive. What are you talking about?
The point is that you have to tolerate what you can't fight.
Isaiah Miller
test
Jackson Cook
Jaime hands down. Ned wasn't that skilled a fighter, he's assumed to be only because he "killed" Ser Arthur Dayne
Nathan Jones
He looks good compared to who he's around. Ygritte has nothing but Wildlings who barely bathe to compare Jon to. Alys has no one but her uncle, then the rapists and rejects at the Wall, more Wildlings and Stannis' men to compare him to.
Logan Mitchell
The biggest mistake was Gurm being a lazy fatass incapable of finishing the series even 8 years after the supposedly most troublesome book.
Adam Moore
No. Stop.
Rhaegar was undeniably beautiful.
We are told over and over again Jon looks like a Stark dead out. So much so nobody questioned his parentage. Ever.
We are told he looks just like Ned who’s own loving wife discribes him as meh.
We are told he looks like Arya who as of now subject to change maybe everyone says is very ugly.
We have no proof Lyanna was a hot babe. Robert builds her up in his head and is delusional about her we cannot take his word on it.
All we have is Kevan Lannister saying “she had a bit of wild beauty about her but she was never even nearly as pretty as Cersei.”
And he might be misremembering it was a long time ago and he saw her once people just wanna believe she is beautiful because she broke up a kingdom and captured the eye of a prince.
We have evidence looks didn’t matter to Rhaegar because he chooses Elia Martell and not Cersei or Ashara Dayne. So I’ve always had the theory Lyanna was no prettier than any other teenage girl. Cute but not a stunner. It was her personality people fell in love with. Which would be a much better message in a book.
Ryan Diaz
He doesn’t have tits he can get out so D&D didn’t need him for a second.
Benjamin Ward
He's the son of Rhaegar "did I mention I play the harp" Targaryen and Lyanna "the face that launched a thousand ships" Stark. It'd be odd if he wasn't attractive.
Andrew Smith
Killing Dany was
Gabriel Cox
>Yes? Plenty of time for people to start rallying behind someone.
Not for a medieval society. For them to just trust the faith again all of the sudden makes no sense whatsoever, unless the faith was revered and trusted beforehand.
>High Sparrow denounced him, High sparrow is also supporting the side that currently holds the throne?
I'll ask again, how does this compare to Martin Luther and the thirty years war he helped spark? The pope supporting the current sitting monarch tells me absolutely nothing.
>The point is that you have to tolerate what you can't fight.
But Stannis was one of the weakest original five kings, and his power is now nominal after Blackwater. Why would they support a weak heathen pretender king?
Isaac Barnes
No, it could have been good without fAegon, it just wasn't
Brayden Martinez
Assuming the idea is to make fAegon a just ruler that deposes Cersei, they could have just given that role to someone else from the cast of KL (Margaery probably).
It wouldn't make thematic sense since it seems GRRM wants the conflict to be between three Targaryens, but plotwise it'd work.
Ayden Nguyen
He's not handsome though. Even Ned thinks on how Jon looks so much like a younger version of himself and Ned isn't a particularly handsome man even to Cat. Jon looks good in a sea of men who look and stink like shit and alot of them are much older.
Charles Bennett
>We have no proof Lyanna was a hot babe
A 12/10 and an 11/10 fought a war over her she cannot have been just some normal looking girl.
Ryan Diaz
You passed! Now stop spamming CP in the catalog and you'll be good to go.
Owen Rogers
Rhaegar was a prophecyfag and Robert is a don'tcuckmefromfuckingfemNedfag
Aiden Lewis
It's the song of ICE and FIRE, shoving a third Targ just because of a stupid throwaway line about the dragon having three heads is really unnecessary
Jose Lee
Just because he isn't described as handsome by who? Cersei? doesn't mean he's not. Also he's still young and might grow into his looks soon
Hudson Walker
Rhaegar wasn’t into looks or he would have married Cersei or Ashara. Get it through your thick skull.
Most beautiful people in recent ASOIAF history are as follows in no order.
Rhaegar
Cersei
Jamie before being a prisoner of war
Ashara Dayne
Lyanna does not belong and will never be on that list.
Juan Long
Rhaegar only fucked her for "muh prophecy" nothing more.
Tyler Rivera
Young Bobby and Renly go above Cersei and Jaime according to Sansa and Ned
Sebastian Taylor
Renly was pretty handsome too.
Luke Martinez
He died with her name on his lips though
Jacob Walker
why Faegon does not work in the show:
>We hardly know about faegon, we dont even know if he is who he says he is
>we don't know what his role in the story is going to be
basically asking d&d to write a whole new storyline for this new character is fucking dumb
Ethan Reed
>meanwhile in /got/ threads 6 years ago, pic related
Stannis doesn't give a shit about religions, his main problems are "overlooked middle child" syndrome and being obsessed with the law more than Judge Dredd. He doesn't give a fuck about R'hllor as much as Selyse and only goes with it due to personal vanity and lack of options (he's a boring cunt so the Stormlands and the Reach went with Renly and his charisma)
Gabriel Adams
Tommen was so blessed and pure. He had the perfect life.. the beloved king who worshiped his queen. He couldn't bear to live without her.
Asher Richardson
>dream of a lifetime became true moments before he was brutally betrayed and killed
Pottery of the most cruel kind
Jackson Hughes
George had to write viserys as a sister beater in order to make him seem like a bad guy, other wise he would have just been arrogant, but not really a bad human.
Wyatt Fisher
Yeah, because of his prophecy. Lyanna was pregnant when he died, so he was likely concerned due to the baby, not her in particular.
Adrian Cox
She must have been a rare wench to make Rhaegar Targaryen forget his already existing wife and kids
John Gonzalez
By Cat
>She had pictured him as a younger version of his brother Brandon, but that was wrong. Ned was shorter and plainer of face, and so somber.
Ned's getting mogged by his brother even from the grave
Kayden Hernandez
>waits until after her boyfriend is mad at her for razing the city to propose to him instead of just doing it earlier
Is she retarded
Jordan Miller
>tfw Dany suffered the same fate
Fuck those hacks and fuck George
Ethan Cox
Despite all the flaws I did like the choice of making grown-up Tommen an easily manipulated weak willed beta if they weren't going to do 8 year old Tommen
Adrian Lopez
i want to hold shireen
Ian Wright
It's the writers who are retarded
Daniel Martinez
Man, Emilia really brought her A game. Memes aside, she better get that Emmy for carrying that shitty season
Anthony Miller
>pottery
Blake Sanders
Why didn’t they just keep Tommen and Margaery as the popular and beloved crown? That would have kept Dany in the role of usurper instead of the glorious queen that would save everyone from the hated Cersei. In said scenario, Cersei would still destroy the Sept and the High Sparrow and most of the Tyrells except Margaery escaped. Dunno what you’d do with Cersei after that because I doubt they’d kill her.
I think this would have been better in the long run even if The Winds of Winter is probably the best directed episode of the series.
Xavier Brown
What was the salary of a member of the Kingsguard? Did they get a certain amount of PTO? What were their health benefits?
Alexander Watson
>This scene has been out for 5 years and I haven't seen it yet
tough, and people thought the gendry arya scene was weird pornhub.com
Andrew Sullivan
...Muscled like a maidens dream. You can put them on the list below Cersei, Jamie, and Ashara but there’s no way they are better looking then prime Lannister Twins. Not a chance. Go look at the calendars that art is approved by GRRM. It’s obvious to see after the Targaryens the Lannister’s are the most beautiful and Ashara looking like Dany well that means she’s high up there because Daenerys is widely hailed as the most beautiful person in the world. Pic related is GRRM approved Jon. That settles it. Not super handsome but not ugly either like everyone said.
James Howard
If you didn't get a clue that Viserys was a prick when he said "I’d let his whole khalasar fuck you if need be, sweet sister, all forty thousand men, and their horses too if that was what it took to get my army." then you also have Illyrio mentioning that Viserys constantly wanted to rape Dany but was stopped by Illyrio.
Liam Long
>Not for a medieval society. For them to just trust the faith again all of the sudden makes no sense whatsoever, unless the faith was revered and trusted beforehand.
That's exactly how populism goes. It's been like 4 years since the start of the series.
>I'll ask again, how does this compare to Martin Luther and the thirty years war he helped spark?
Stannis might see it as just a war for the throne, but the zealots see it as a religious war?
>But Stannis was one of the weakest original five kings, and his power is now nominal after Blackwater. Why would they support a weak heathen pretender king?
He's still was the best commander in westeros, with his own army? Last time I checked he's having to borrow money and try to get northerner support for his cause because being a r'hllor convert certainly had a big effect.
Angel Nguyen
>"She's too strong for him, she'd bend him to her whim"
>She bent to his whim the whole show
Bravo
Jeremiah Ramirez
I don’t understand why they framed this scene like this. They tried making it seem so “shocking” and “wow” that Jon would kill her when we already know that is what he is going to do. Compare it to the scene where Tyrion murders Shae and we have to drown in Tyrion’s misery with every second as it is the most difficult moment of his life. This should have been the culmination of everything in Jon’s life - betraying his honor and love to fulfill his duty. Instead, it’s played out as a quick fart.
Gabriel Smith
>George sincerely believes what the Targaryens had was an absolute monarchy
How can someone so interested in history be so retarded?
Benjamin Robinson
jew writing skills
Dominic Bennett
Viserys has his place in the story as much as Dany. He's the only reason she's alive when the story begins, and it costs him everything. Later in the series she comes to appreciate him for who he once was and not who he turned out to be... but he was definitely a huge piece of shit when he died in the books, make no mistake.
Sebastian Ward
He didn't do his duty though, he just got manipulated by tyrion, he shirked his duty the whole season
Thomas Parker
This is how Sansa describes Renly even after meeting Jaime and Joffrey "He was the handsomest man Sansa had ever set eyes upon; tall and powerfully made, with jet-black hair that fell to his shoulders and framed a clean-shaven face, and laughing green eyes to match his armor. Cradled under one arm was an antlered helm, its magnificent rack shimmering in gold."
And Robert was pretty much the same except taller, more muscular and not gay.
Jace Williams
What was Westeros's 401k policy?
Luis Mitchell
They do it >for free
John Cox
>I know oh oh oh oh
>re-reading asoiaf for the first time in 7 years so I can refresh my memory and then move on and compare with (read for the first time) the Princes in Amber series, and Wheel of Time
>people complain about characters acting like retards in the show after source material ran out, despite the fact almost every house has done ridiculously stupid shit, the only difference is that in seasons 5 onwards, the logic is even dumber and the dialogue is idiotic.
>Storks
>Ned expects the incestuous siblings who pushed his son out of a window to cover up their affair, murdered Jon Arryn and allegedly arranged a hit on the same, crippled 8 year old son to act with honour
>Also expects Tywin who has personally eradicated 2 significant houses and betrayed the previous king, to just go with the flow and also go into exile
>ignores Littlefinger's sane advice about biding his time and remaining Joffrey's Lord Regent while others take care of Stannis the anti-WHOOOORE lobbyist to be taken care of by less honourable cunts and makes a (non-honourable) attempt to usurp power
>while his daughters are both still in the capital
>Lady Stonecunt
>instead of bantering a la "u r one cheeky cunt m8", let;s kidnap the midget and take him to mental retard sister
>yeah sure, lesser bannerman of my father's greater house, you can have marriage pacts with 2/5 of my children (of another greater house), including the heir presumptive to the Ward of the North
>yeah nah Robb, old cunt won't care you broke off this pact, let's not go around and sail to White Harbor, we probably won't all get murdered
>The Vale
We don't need to elect an acting Ward of the East, we're good with this breastfed 6 year old and his mentally unstable Tullyshit widow (Arryn's third wife) in charge.
>Dorne
>Our principality is one big politicking orgy soap opera but let's not tell my eldest daughter , who is a key part toall this secret Targshit marriage alliance, so she can start scheming
Xavier Thomas
>That's exactly how populism goes. It's been like 4 years since the start of the series.
Nothing was fucky at the start of the series, though. It was only 1-2 years into the series that shit actually got bad for the smallfolk. So these uneducated shits, who apparently distrust the faith all cheer them on in the span of 2 years, in a medieval land that is the size of south america? Fuck off.
>Stannis might see it as just a war for the throne, but the zealots see it as a religious war?
No one opposing Stannis sees this as a religious war. The war didn't start for religious reasons.
>He's still was the best commander in westeros, with his own army?
Doesn't mean shit. Any major house decides they want Stannis gone, and he's fucked. He's having trouble just dealing with the Boltons and Freys.
Owen Reed
>old cunt won't care you broke off this pact, let's not go around and sail to White Harbor, we probably won't all get murdered
They needed to cross the entire Northern army through the Neck to take back Moat Cailin from the Ironniggers and every other possible road was unusuable because of heavy rains flooding the rivers.
And she kept expecting Walder to kill them all until he offered them bread and salt.
Logan Martinez
>>yeah sure, lesser bannerman of my father's greater house, you can have marriage pacts with 2/5 of my children (of another greater house), including the heir presumptive to the Ward of the North
this is probably the thing that bugs me about the whole catleyn/walder pact. do these two great houses need to suck up so hard to this minor lord? really makes no fucking sense, catelyn could have just asked her daddy to order walder to let her cross.
James Diaz
>Westerlands
Everyone except Tywin, Kevan and Tyrion is a mongoloid, and even they have their moment
>Tywin:they have muh son
>Oh and also incest? never happened lol, those leaflets are vile slander
>Tyrion: yeah let's bring a fucking prositute to court, despite direct orders to not do so, it's not like there are precedents or anything lol
>Riverlands Muppets
A region built on millenia of wars and conflicts, and even most Targ civil war conflicts sure is full of inept soft cunts who cannot into military strategy
>The Reach
>The two elder generations of experienced manipulators decide to go with the retarded plans of their children/grandchildren to play at royalty despite no actual claim by Renly or their shitty Gardener's stewards "greater" "house"
>Stormlands
>Stannis who?
>Stannis
>People don't like me because they're evil and rotten, not because I'm a boring autist
>Also no manpower and shitty chances? It's ok, the red chick whose mutterings I only entertain because she feeds my ego, despite not believing this Azor Ahai shit says I'll win just because
>R'hllor Akbar
>Norf FC Bannermen
>We should just let our guard down at the event hosted by this geriatric cunt who is known to hold grudges for decades, has delusions of grandeur and whom our liege lord has recently wrong
And this is without even mentioning the people who are supposed to be retards like the Iron Nigger Island Villagers, Cersei, and the underage b& Storks and that one Targaryen fucken WHOOOOOOOOORE
Jack Parker
I'm still so fucking angry bros.
Dany was exactly the monster everyone in-universe always feared and assumed her to be. The Dothraki and freed slaves are exactly the menace everyone in-universe always feared and assumed them to be. Cersei and Randyll Tarly were actually right. Everyone who said she's the Mad King's daughter so she's crazy too was right. And apparently everything she ever did was bad and wrong.
Why George? Why?
Julian Martin
>Nothing was fucky at the start of the series, though. It was only 1-2 years into the series that shit actually got bad for the smallfolk. So these uneducated shits, who apparently distrust the faith all cheer them on in the span of 2 years, in a medieval land that is the size of south america? Fuck off.
Enough time for them to flock to KL, at least the people surround the crownlands. I don't how much impact it had on the far reaches of the kingdom but it probably was far less.
So for me it seems as if it's mostly contained around there so far, I don't see the problem.
>No one opposing Stannis sees this as a religious war. The war didn't start for religious reasons.
Blurred lines, now that the faith is rearmed, if they decide to fight against stannis it will definitely be under the guise of a holy war.
>Doesn't mean shit. Any major house decides they want Stannis gone, and he's fucked. He's having trouble just dealing with the Boltons and Freys.
And if any of the houses wanted Joffrey gone he would b-, well you get the point
Evan Scott
NED!
Owen Allen
They were in a hurry and Jaime was already laying siege to Riverrun.
Though it was still the worst possible deal ever made and Cat should have never allowed Tyrion to demand a trial by combat if she was going to kidnap him with no evidence whatsoever other than LF's word.
And it has been said before how the Freys are either geniuses or everyone else is fucking retarded since there doesn't seem to exist any route between Riverrun and the Norf other than going through the Twins.
Aaron Adams
someone should add
>lost her virginity via dothraki rape
Ayden Cook
I WARNED YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN, NED! I WARNED YOU!
Jason Hernandez
>bronn
>lord of highgarden
still cracks me up
Kayden Price
>Hundreds of pages just to end with a fuck you to the reader
Genius
Luis Hernandez
The whole Renly's coronation bullshit just shows that everyone in Westeros is more loyal to whatever stupid shit their liege lord does than to their rightful king.
Bobby's rebellion was kind of understandable since Aerys went full retard and started demanded the heads of popular lords for no reason and even then, there were a few royalists in the Vale and in the Stormlands.
Cooper Flores
Ironniggers used a non-centralised invasion with medium-to-small raiding parties though (not just Winterfell, but Deepwood Motte and Moat Cailin as well) who used the sea to get there in the first place.
Not to mention they got BTFO AFTER the red wedding by the North's auxillary forces who got left behind to deal with that sort of bullshit. AND there was less urgency to retake 2 tiny villages (and winterfell being held by 12 retards and a delusional Theon), then when they were on a race against time to free Ned from King's landing. AND their main objective was independence, not more beef with the other 6 kingdoms.
Fucking boar
Cameron Brown
What if all the Stokeworth social climbing via backstabing that Bronn is doing in the books also results in him getting Highgarden?
Jonathan Flores
why are we still talkijng about this shit. the bad show is over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Isaiah Gonzalez
What do you mean "over"?
Adrian Carter
>Not to mention they got BTFO AFTER the red wedding by the North's auxillary forces who got left behind to deal with that sort of bullshit.
They got btfo because Euron basically said "You know... the North isn't really worth shit, let's go raid the Reach instead while their entire fleet is at Dragonstone and send the rest of the Iron Fleet to seduce the Dragon Queen"
Ian Gomez
OH NO NO NO NO
Carter Wright
>So for me it seems as if it's mostly contained around there so far, I don't see the problem.
Do you know how long it takes for a populist movement to manifest? It can take decades. I have never EVER heard of a movement that grows from being openly disliked to being popular enough the stand of the the fucking monarch in just 2 years.
>Blurred lines, now that the faith is rearmed, if they decide to fight against stannis it will definitely be under the guise of a holy war.
Yeah, but none of that has happened in the books, so you point is null and void.
>And if any of the houses wanted Joffrey gone he would b-, well you get the point
He was poisoned, not beaten militarily you bundle of sticks. It's cute that you thought you had a good point there, though.
Connor Stewart
What exactly was the problem with Last of the Starks other than Euron ex-machina? At least the feast scenes were a bit decent.
Aiden Thompson
Emilia Aneurysm Clarke lost the MTV award to Elizabeth Moss. Bitch is so bad at acting even MTV won't give her an award.
The only reason Yea Forums likes her is because she is still fappable - i get it i fapped to her too - but let's not pretend she's good - she is top 10 worst actresses in the world. Single handedly destroyed Terminator & flopped Solo movie. Bitch is done.
Adrian Flores
PFFFHAAAAH HA HA HA HA
Jeremiah Carter
Well yes, as they should. The 300 years of Targaryens were over, there is no force (whether dragons, a charismatic leader from a different dynasty like Bobby B or just force of habit) to unify the 9 regions anymore. Why not just declare independence sighting your old millenia-long kindom, as opposed to 300 years of Targ domination (100 for Dorne), and try to conquer as much shit as possible from your neighbouring regions/kingdoms.
>That goes double for the regions who haven't even converted to the Andal religion despite multiple attempts.
Easton Kelly
Hands down the most disappointing month of my life. Bravo
Jose Parker
>shortchanges the women of Westeros
I'm convinced that it would have at least a 90% Tomatometer score if they had elected Brienne or Sansa to be queen instead of Bran
Brayden Reyes
They did a really good job with her song in the show, even if we didn’t have Patchface sing it.
Hudson Adams
Euron did nothing wrong, the Iron pseudo-Vikings' modus operandi has been raving/pillaging for thousands of years, the fuck are they supposed to do with two wooden fortresses in the middle of enemy territory and a populace they can only make co-operative by shanking niggers as an example, until the remaining ones comply. (not mentioning Winterfell, Theon just went full retard due to insecurities)
Nathaniel Jones
>"what kind of man would ride a dragon?" - man who rode a dragon
>Varys settles on treason after Dany looks a little funny
>Tyrion and Varys lampshade marriage, "he's too strong for her lmao"
>Dany begs Jon not to tell his family because they will fuck her over, he tells them anyways
>cut away before we can see his sisters reactions
>Dany wants to rush south for absolutely no fucking reason
>Dany is reminded about Euron's fleet after Rhaegal gets BTFO Dany just fucks off instead of trying to help her fleet
>Jaime's character arc crashes and burns
Anything else?
Asher Long
>feast scenes were decent
What those were some of the worst shit and show how far the show has fallen. Dany, the character who's been raped and stared at the faces of hundreds of dead crucified kids, is now all depressed cause Jon's ignoring her and that's an actual plot point
Blake Rogers
>Do you know how long it takes for a populist movement to manifest? It can take decades. I have never EVER heard of a movement that grows from being openly disliked to being popular enough the stand of the the fucking monarch in just 2 years.
[spoilers]The Republican party[/spoilers]
>Yeah, but none of that has happened in the books, so you point is null and void.
They have been rearmed in the books.
>He was poisoned, not beaten militarily
That was the point.
Henry Cruz
I got /pol/lock tendencies and I actually agree with them on this
Aiden Reed
Everyone was ignoring her, user. Despite sacrificing everything to stop the white walkers, everyone still looked at her as an enemy and praised Jon for saving them all.
Michael Walker
>The Republican party
If you think Trump and his populism "came out of nowhere" then you haven't been paying attention. That shit has been brewing up ever since 9/11 happened.
>They have been rearmed in the books.
Where is the religious war in the books?
>That was the point.
What was the point? What was the fucking point, user? That people can die of poison? What the fuck does that have to do with power? I really hope you're just fucking with me at this point. If no: please never have children.
Colton Scott
The Tyrion/Jaime/Brienne scene
>wow ur still a virgin (even though she should be before marrying and my brother lost his arm trying to protect her honor)
Brandon Fisher
Balon:
>Let's rave/pillage random castles in the North while they are busy fighting in the Westerlands
Euron:
>Let's rave/pillage random castles in the Reach while they are busy fighting in Dragonstone/Storm's End
>Also, let's have the brother that fucking hates me convince the dragon queen on the other side of the world to marry me and hope that this magic horn I found can bind one of her dragons to my will
Though at least the Reach is less of a shithole than the Norf
Benjamin Mitchell
They get muh honor
Elijah Nguyen
holy shit this is kino
I forgot how cool of a character Robb was
Bentley Ross
Okay, this guy is based
Jaxson Martin
most based post in this thread
Alexander Jones
The Long Night now down to 7.6
The Last of the Starks now down to 5.6
The Bells now down to 6.1
The Iron Throne now down to 4.2 (the lowest rated series finale ever)
Why didn't she have any UInsullied, Missandei, or Dothraki there to celebrate though?The writers intentionally made her seem alone when there's no reason she should be. And then Varys starts looking at her like she's already crazy
Nicholas Perry
Just shitty contrived writing to move along the mad queen plot, Dany is hot as hell and helped save them all there's no way they'd be hating her at that point, if they were she'd be furious not depressed about it, she's spent the whole story adapting to different cultures
Ethan Hall
Gendry Rivers
Logan Jones
How did I forget pic related
Absolutely legendary pile of shit
Jose Johnson
>Kings landing is Qarth now
2 GOD DAMN YEARS
Brody Fisher
All of this. You even have a servant girl who wants to fuck Tormund. Tormund who 4 seasons ago was slaughtering villages of innocent people, for no reason. Tormund who 2 season ago with the rest of the Wildlings was part of why the North wouldn't side with Jon and why Umber sold out Rickon. Wildlings who've been pillaging and raping the North for literally thousands of years. Until they fought together with the few Northerners who joined them to take back Winterfell. And yet everyone "hates" Dany, who literally has done nothing against them,
Did we even see any Northerners besides Arya and Sansa outright dislike Dany after the Long Night?
Cameron King
>the Reach is less of a shithole than the Norf
Agreed, the former is one of the two most prosperous regions regarding people and natural resources, the latter is a frozen tundra, and the two places they went after (again, ignoring Theon's autism and inferiority complex at Winterfell), were two shit wooden fortresses in the middle of a swamp.
Chase Howard
>If you think Trump and his populism "came out of nowhere" then you haven't been paying attention. That shit has been brewing up ever since 9/11 happened.
Still looks pretty out of the left field for me, maybe for the US it's case, but plenty of other countries hopped along with the increase of right wing ideology.
>Where is the religious war in the books?
If they fight, if.
>What was the point? What was the fucking point, user? That people can die of poison? What the fuck does that have to do with power? I really hope you're just fucking with me at this point. If no: please never have children.
The point was that they never beat him military even though they wanted him gone.
ie. It's not as simple as a great house wanting him gone and then he's gone, the same applies to Stannis, if one of the other major houses wants Stannis gone it wouldn't be that simple and they certainly can't do it alone, which is the case as both both the Tyrells and the Lannisters are fighting against him.
Ian Miller
Global Warming and deforestation are terrible things.
Daniel Sanchez
Are you forgetting that the Northmen wants independence and rule their own kingdom? Daenerys was viewed as an enemy before even setting foot in the North, and she wants to rule all the seven kingdoms, including the North.
Defeating the white walkers was a combined effort, and there were knights from the vale and other parts of the seven kingdoms that contributed to the victory. They're thankful that Daenerys helped them, but they're still suspicious and scared of her.
Wyatt Hughes
The wildlings became pacifistic noble barbarians after Jon let them through in season 5, and never caused any problems in the north except annoying the evil Boltons. Tormund praises Jon for climbing on a dragon instead of being curious about how Dany got the dragons, the chick who saved his life with them.
And Dany the female equivalent of Alexander the great is suddenly antisocial and wouldn't know how to manipulate the northern bums
Samuel Williams
Would they be against Jon if everyone knew about his parents?
Easton Reed
And yet they continue to trust Jon after he tells them he's bent the knee to her. If they really disliked her even after the long night we would've seen Jon getting some of that as well, but it simply isn't the case.
Jacob Lee
Trump happened so the bunch of "immigrants" trying to cross a wall into a prosperous and safe land had to be dindufied and turned into nice hardworking people that wouldn't harm anyone unless provoked.
Liam Gray
Definitely since they all still think that Rhaegar raped Lyanna
Caleb Wright
I'm more talking about her reaction to the situation being out of character than them. But she's a war hero riding dragons around destroying the zombies, she saved Jon, there's no way they wouldn't be talking to her at least, it's just garbage writing
Ian Turner
Jon got a lot of shit for bending his knee to her, and he tried to convince them it was necessary in the upcoming war against the white walkers.
Hudson Murphy
>Still looks pretty out of the left field for me
Then you have no idea how populist manifest. They happen in multiple stages over longer periods of time. It's not something that "just happens" Movements like these never spawn out of thin air. Just look at germany, it took them over 15 years to adopts Hitler's populist rhetoric, and they suffered through loosing WW1 AND the worst economic crisis in modern history.
>If they fight, if.
So no? Ok then, so that was a fucking pointless part of your argument.
>The point was that they never beat him military even though they wanted him gone.
Did you forget the battle of the blackwater? Where they beat him? Do you honestly believe that Stannis could defeat house Tyrell's 70k army? Or the knights of the Vale?
>which is the case as both both the Tyrells and the Lannisters are fighting against him.
Yes, and beat him. Stannis' power right now in the book is pathetic. If Mace marched north right now with his army, he would defeat and kill Stannis. Stannis has very little left in terms of support.
Cameron Roberts
>You left Winterfell a king and came back a I'm not sure what you are now.
What did Lyanna mean by this? Jon is exactly what Ned Stark was when Bobby was king, or was Lyanna too young or the writers too retarded to remember that?
Jordan Morris
>he tried to convince them it was necessary in the upcoming war against the white walkers.
Still pisses me off that he did that instead of explaining why he actually bent the knee to her, cause she selflessly saved him and promised to fight the dead
Jace Cruz
>when a children's cartoon show has better writing than you
Goes for the books too
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Fuck off Renly
William Smith
>it was necessary in the upcoming war against the white walkers.
... and in the aftermath they'd understand he was absolutely right about that, and appreciate on some level that she chose to come north instead of just taking the throne.
Hudson Ward
>fighting half naked
Nathan Gutierrez
wow thanks for the r.eddit opinion, now shoo, back to your gay echo chamber
Levi Reed
If she didn't help them then the white walkers would march south.
Jose Wright
That would just make him look like a pussywhipped beta in the eyes of the Northerners
Oliver Murphy
>goofy looking
say that to my face southrun cunt
Isaiah Nelson
He looked more that way for not explaining it if anything
Brayden Howard
So she has multiple reasons to do it. Them distrusting her still seems pretty contrived since it hinges on Jon lying about his reason for bending the knee and then failing utterly to support her amongst his own people.
Alexander Morgan
In which case she'd have six kingdoms, the Neck to hold off the zombies, and wildfire
Levi Perry
Would be better strategy on her part, the dead get bottlenecked whereas the north is a wide open area
Connor Watson
I've always loathed this argument. You can have high quality shows with many silent scenes, in fact, it takes both talent as well as strong cohesion between the screenwriters to convey the subteties they want evoked in the scenes, the directors to properly translate that in the tone of shoots, and the actors to display those subtleties on screen. This is difficult. Easier to just have a character make long winded speech about his emotions and thought process.
The issue is that GoT didn't try to do that. Instead, it jerks itself off on long cinematographic shots that last 30s each, random scenes without much consequences but that just look cool at that point (arya and the horse is a major example) but serve no purpose plot or character wise and are only left to be forgotten in a week, or 50m of fighting only to show no one really died in the end.
Liam Edwards
ITT: Times you acted like the Mad Queen
>depressed and going crazy
>take the time to wash up, put on my nicest outfit, and have my hair elaborately braided before attacking a city after not bathing for days
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
Brody Ward
they didn't fight in the books, but Ned would get stomped. He was never a great fighter and hadn't picked up a sword for real since the Greyjoy rebellion while Jaime was a prodigy and trained daily as a kingsguard
James Reed
Imagine if Torrhen Stark had told everyone that he bent the knee because Aegon Targaryen was awesome and worthy of ruling over the Norferners.
Going for "I bent the knee to save the North" makes him look better no matter how much Salsa and Lyanna may whine even if it does paint Dany as someone only willing to do the right thing in exchange for fealty
Ayden Watson
She later says "A Lord? Or Nothing at all?" she was trying to get the details of Jon's deal with Daenerys even though it wasn't the right time and place to do it and there were far more important things going on than politics
Colton Morris
>crime, penetration, crime, penetration, crime, penetration.
>until, eventually... it just... ends.
Mason Lopez
What is their fucking problem?
Benjamin Mitchell
>no sense of urgency until Zuko mentions operation burn the world down
>Aang is suddenly a bitch about not wanting to kill Ozai despite knowing he had to fight him for months
>Azula goes from evil to literally insane and paranoid even seeing hallucinations just because her two slave friends didn't like her anymore
>Appa can suddenly go from the Fire Nation to Ba Sing-Se back and forth in two days when it took him 3 months to get from the SWT to the NWT
>White lotus sends two non-benders and a blind girl to destroy a fleet of nukes while they take a city with little to none strategic value that they could take more easily with no comet
>Zuko vs Azula gets a very anticlimatic resolution just so Katara gets something to do
>lion turtle comes out of nowhere to give Aang a new special power to defeat Ozai without having to kill him
>the fucking stupid magical chyropractor rock
I'm not defending the GoT final season by any means but don't try to pretend that a 3 season action animu cartoon's finale is any kind of masterpiece.
Benjamin Green
Not really, it's no different than Ned's loyalty to Rob, him showing the ruler is worth following is better than lying about it and acting like it's just necessary, which does more harm than good down the line. Jon's supposed to be all about muh honor and honesty anyway. But if northern Independence was so important he could work something out with Dany after the fact since she was willing to accept it, he made himself look more like a cuck because that's what he was, he didn't want to be king or have any responsibility
Sebastian White
Stop falling in love
Easton Fisher
It would've been better if she destroyed king's landing with messy hair change my mind
Juan Barnes
He's literally the Warden of the North, just mike Ned, he even signed a letter to Sansa as the Warden, Lyanna is retarded
Samuel Morris
>Mic in one hand, mcdonald coke in the other
Oh fuck he is going to die soon, isn't he?
Jaxon Harris
Honestly if they wanted to somewhat salvage the ending just a little, it would be Westeros descending into a fiery pit of chaos since Dany, as the Last Dragon was kind of the glue that held most of those armies and alliances together.
She still had half of her armies running around a beaten up Westeros and then there’s the situation with Dorne, Yara,etc. after Bran the retard granted independence to his sister for no good reason.
Eli Wright
>Daenerys burns down King's Landing because she will never be loved by the people
>the people of King's Landing don't have an opinion about anything in the last two seasons
Really makes ya think. If D&D wanted her to feel threatened by not being the legitimate heir, she should have been shown as being rejected by the people in the South for not being the rightful heir. She had no political opposition in the South after Cersei died. She had most of the Seven Kingdoms locked regardless of Jon having a better claim.
Jack Foster
>only couple of the entire series to get a happy ending is his fatass self-insert raising his wife's son
what did he mean by this?
Anthony Edwards
Bobby was Ned's brother in arms, the fiancee of their lord's daughter and at the moment they simply rolled with the whole "Hey, Robert is the king now, let's pretend that all the laws made to worship the Dragon conquerors apply to him as well for the sake of stability"
Dany came with the baggage of being the mad king's daughter and of bending the knee again after two unsuccesful independence attempts with Stark kings in a short period of time.
But of course even the most retarded Northern lord should have started worshipping Daenerys after going through the ice zombie battle.
Carter Wright
That's not even the reason they give, the reason they give is she sees the red keep and loses it. None of it makes any sense
Brody Anderson
Is it true the story about him getting cucked or was that a Yea Forums meme? It explains why he’s such a bitter old shitter
Samuel Butler
They wanted le bittersweet ending. Something more in line with the themes of the series would have been all the retarded power grabs fucking them all in the ass and ending with the Others taking over the world.
Cooper Torres
When TWOW is released
Brayden Sanchez
Dany was such a fucking doormat to Jon that it was hilarious. Why didn't Varys just try to control Dany through Jon? Why did Varys think Northerners didn't practice avunculate incest? Did he forget that nobody in Westeros cared about a nephew fucking the aunt he met for the first time less than a year ago?
>Imagine if Torrhen Stark had told everyone that he bent the knee because Aegon Targaryen was awesome and worthy of ruling over the Norferners.
Aegon Targaryen didn't bring all of his forces North to help prevent the apocalypse.
I get it that the Northerners initially would be skeptical of Daenerys and would feel betrayed by Jon for bending the knee, but the fact that nobody seems to give a fuck that the White Walkers were real and that Dany did fight to save their lands and lives, is bizarrely lazy writing. But then again, the Northerners have no loyalty to anybody in the show, outside of maybe the Mormonts.
Eli Morgan
The best part is them cutting fAegon and Connington entirely but including the bells bullshit anyways
Jack Baker
Even if it makes Jon look like a fool in love, it builds more goodwill between dany and the north to be honest about why he bent the knee than just acting like it was forced, shows that she saved their ruler which they would respect, and then the independence discussion can be brought up in good faith later on.
Logan Kelly
The Bells bullshit doesn't even make sense within the context of the show when the very first battle episode has characters outright say "Bells ring when a city is under siege" and "Bells have never meant surrender"
Blake Carter
The bells don't even mean surrender, that makes zero sense from a strategic standpoint and contradicts exact stuff GRRM wrote for the show, is just included for max evil dany shock value. Do you think the bells are gonna trigger joncon though?
Mason Barnes
I wonder who told the Lannister soldiers, the Golden Company and the City Watch that the bells ringing now means surrender.
Jack Walker
The Northerners did end up marching south to give Dany the throne right after suffering very heavy losses. I think by the end everyone were alright with Dany (except for Salsa who was just a power hungry cunt) but they still liked Jon better because he was /their guy/
Elijah Hall
>Do you think the bells are gonna trigger joncon
Yeah, probably. The bells and the presence of the golden company basically confirms that the last battle for king's landing will be between Dany and fAegon in the books.
Tyler Hernandez
Cersei's prophecy says that Dany is the one that undoes her rule as queen
Cooper Fisher
Nah, just a woman who is younger and prettier.
Could be Sansha, Myrcella, Marg etc.
Thomas Morgan
>(except for Salsa who was just a power hungry cunt)
BREXIT NOW
unironically /ourgirl/, norf fc etc
Adrian Ward
Marg was the red herring that turns Cersei paranoid for an entire book, Dany is the real deal.
Sansa isn't a queen and Myrcella dies as part of the prophecy.
Jonathan Long
It's Margaery. Cersei's efforts to get rid of her (in tandem with all the paranoid shit regarding Tyrion) lead her down the path that ends with her imprisoned by the faith.
Elijah Brown
Imagine how retarded Brexit would look if the EU had a British dictator.
Tyler Adams
Cersei is already fucked, no way she'll live to fight Dany.
>Marg was the red herring that turns Cersei paranoid for an entire book
Cersei was always paranoid. And you could argue that marg already has dethroned her. I'm not so sure she's a red herring. Plus, it looks like Arianne martell might marry fAegon, so it might be her aswell.
Jackson Carter
Frankly, user, I don't see a need to extrapolate so far.
Jeremiah Cooper
>Imagine how retarded Brexit would look
>would look
>would
>Implying
Adrian Richardson
>Aye. Queen you shall be... until there comes another, younger and more beautiful, to cast you down and take all that you hold dear.
Margaery hasn't personally taken anything dear to Cersei and the whole more beautiful thing really reeks of Dany
Charles Ramirez
>Margaery hasn't personally taken anything dear to Cersei
Except for her sonm Tommen.
Camden Nelson
"Lancasters always play their depths"
Eli Flores
>I want northern independence and I don't trust daenerys cause she's power hungry
>I'm gonna leak info that my cousin is the rightful heir to try and depose her, instead of having my assassin sister kill her and frame cersei for it
>she would logically just kill jon to get rid of the threat and come to kill me for betraying her
>wait this actually won't happen cause I can tell she loves Jon too much to do that to him
>she loves jon that much but I won't try and get Jon to press independence to her
Littlefinger 2.0 truly
Carson Butler
>The Northerners did end up marching south to give Dany the throne right after suffering very heavy losses.
Because Jon pledged the North to her cause. I won't say that every Northerner hated Dany anyway, but the show made it a point to show her (and Missandei and Grey Worm) feeling isolated and unwanted in the North, especially by Sansa and Arya. The illogical, poorly done point was that Northerners didn't like Dany either.
Christopher Roberts
And don't forget:
>She of course loves Jon so much that she will completely forget to have bodyguards with her wherever she goes
William Allen
She hasn't really taken Tommen yet in the books. Sure, he likes her a lot and wants to hang out with her more but Cersei just gets pissed and orders the whipping boy to be whipped while Tommen keeps obeying mommy.
Wyatt Nguyen
*blocks your path*
Adrian Carter
>yeah nah you should totally join the night's watch, jon. It's a prestigious order and shit and definitely isn't comprised entirely of criminals and rapists.
what did edward starch, lord of winterfall mean by this?
Kayden Anderson
>"Then come," said Barristan the Bold.
>Khrazz came.
did barristan invented JOI?
Aiden Morgan
Yet. I think while both are imprisoned awaiting trial, Tommen will stop taking Cersei's commands and turn to Margaery instead.
Jacob James
It all makes sense when you realise Ned secretly hated Jon and only kept him around because muh promise.
Juan Fisher
GRRM made a point to write a scene showing that Tommen likes the Tyrells and Marg more than Cersei. When he has to name some boats, he names them in Tyrell fashion. It's only when Cersei presses him to, that he names one of them after Myrcella.
Tommen clearly favours the Tyrells. And i'm 100% sure they will manipulate him against Cersei in winds.
David Parker
Ahh fuck, does anyone have the "if Ned was like Tywin" copy paste?
Caleb Phillips
Give me your best AAAGGGHHH memes. They are mine by rights
Benjamin Cruz
No, have sex.
Kevin Butler
Would the battle for KL and the Northern war be reversed in the books? Like Dany shows up in Westeros and doesn’t take KL? It’s kind of hard to believe desu.
Sebastian Butler
Ned was understandably wary of targs and his best hope for Jon was that he lived his entire life not knowing who he really was. Sending him to the wall was just an insurance policy in the event that someone found out.
Juan Brooks
FUCK TARGSHITS
Hunter King
Very possibly that's what they'd have taken away from it if Sansa was a less shite character. But she is shite and even vultures occasionally spew.
Asher Reed
>armorer doesn't know to put leather on armor so Sansa could look smarter
>nobody thinks to bring food to the North (how and why would that be possible?) so Sansa could look smarter
>Jon falls into Ramsay's trap to make Sansa look smarter
>Sansa lies (for no reason) about the Knights of the Vale, solely so she can save the day at the end and make herself look smarter. Ignore the fact that Littlefinger did ALL the work.
>falls for Littlefinger's manipulations even though she has no reason to trust him. She was literally going to have her sister killed until she realized off screen that her brother is omniscient.
>undermines Jon the entire time he is KITN.
>is blatantly hostile to Daenerys for no reason. Littlefinger wouldn't do that. Sansa talks shit about Dany even though the latter is fighting for the North while the former cowers in a crypt.
>lies about keeping a secret to her "brother," whom she "trusts."
>plots to have her brother overthrow Dany because Starks don't do well in the South, so Jon is somehow safer usurping Dany without his knowledge or consent than he is as King-Consort.
>drops Jon like a bad habit once Dany is dead. Have fun at the Wall, Jon!
Kevin Smith
A TARGARYEN WHOOOOOOORREEEEE, WITH HER LEGS OPEN ON A WOODEN BED NAKED, NED!
Ethan Watson
GRRM has a huge hard-on for Tolkien so he'll definitely do the big monster battle before the smaller aftermath battle
Eli Torres
You ask that? You, who killed your mother to come into the world? You are an ill-made, spiteful little dragonspawn full of envy, madness, and low honor. My promise to Lyanna lets you pretend to be my bastard and display my colors since I cannot undo that promise. And to teach me humility, the gods have condemned me to watch the mad king's grandson waddle about wearing that proud wolf that was my brother's sigil and my father's before him. But neither gods nor men will ever compel me to let you turn Winterfell into another wildling village. Go, now. Speak no more of your rights to Winterfell. Go. Oh, one more thing. The next wildling I catch in your bed I'll hang.
Brandon Thomas
Dany is like a reverse Frodo, gets undone by her positive deed of loving Jon, gets absolutely nothing in return, gets traumatized and loses her mind over him, still loves him to the end and her love allows jon to save the world from her, then she gets her legacy destroyed. Frodo shows mercy to Smeagol, gets corrupted by power, but is saved by his mercy which saves the world. Fucking despicable writing
Asher Nelson
>sansa is shite
Just so. I do wonder if I'm being unfair for reasons having to do with [those cunts] and their inability to plausibly write characters doing anything more intellectually taxing than playing with their own shit but in the end it may not really matter.
Jaxson Perry
"As high as a kite"
Brandon Garcia
Kek, never fails to make me laugh.
Thanks, user.
Jason Nelson
I'M DYING AND THEY WON'T GIVE MY DAMN WINE NED. IT'S MY WIFE I TELL YA.
Gavin Turner
>we made lord of the rings, but backwards and worse
Bravo Dabid, Damiel and Gerge
Connor Lewis
aaaggghhh...
Michael Ortiz
YOUR SISTER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ASS, DID YOU KNOW THAT, NED!?
Mason Garcia
and I think its gonna be a long long time
Ryan Wright
I was watching ROTK and I thought to myself, maybe he was subverting expectations again. If he couldn’t make everyone love his ending like Tolkien, he’d make everyone hate it and that way they’d remember him for it.
Jacob Hill
NED COULD YOU PLEASE KILL THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Hunter Williams
SO I HEARD YOU WERE BANGING ASHARA DAYNE NED
Henry Gray
There was nothing wrong with the ending. You children just hate it because the show ended.
Levi Allen
>no proof Lyanna is hot
The fuck? It's stated in the book amd the wiki thag Lyanna is a "wild beauty". Not to the extent of Cersei and Ashara but considering that Robert fell in love with her so much that he whispered Lyanna during his firsr night with Robbert, denying that she's not 8/10 at the very least is pretty fucking retarded.
Oliver Russell
>There was nothing wrong with the ending
Matthew Moore
Name a worse ending
Jeremiah Baker
116798430
This is bait.
William Brooks
>during his firsr night with Robbert,
*Cersei, fucking hell
Grayson Rivera
Is there anyone besides Ygritte? Saying he’s more handsome than a Wildling probably isn’t saying much
James Reyes
Daenerys Targaryen wed my bastard son who is really Lyanna 's child and the true heir to the throne I've been hiding from you all this time, what of it?
Ryder Green
NEEEEEEEEDDDDD
WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL THAT GODSDAMNED
BOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRR
Matthew Martinez
>Ned doesn't believe in the WW/Others yet he pretends that joining the Night's Watch is great because of the honor meme
Might as well have Jon become the doorsman of Winterfell, though come to think about it that's actually an honorable and respectful job in the Vale.
Hunter Perry
Val probably does and we all know Dany is going to
Josiah Butler
I WILL FIGHT IN THE MELEE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
David Clark
There’s also a scene on GoT where Renly takes out a pocket-sized portrait of Margaery Tyrell and show is to Ned and asks if it looks familiar.
Ned says no.
Margaery is said to be very beautiful (by everyone but Cersei) and Renly remarks that people told him she looked like Lyanna
Chase Gomez
NNEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDD
THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW NED
LANCEL
FETCH ME MY SPEAR
James Cruz
What if they just like his personality tho
John Reed
Renly was just trying to see if Margaery kinda looked like Lyanna so he could go ahead with a really retarded scheme of marrying the already married-with-3-kids Robert to Margaery
Jordan Sullivan
Cat is such a fucking bitch I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s the only one who doesn’t think Nedd is handsome because she missed out on his brother.
After all people are willing to believe he fell in love with Asharya
Daniel Sanders
Renly was trying to set Robert up with Margaery so I don't know how much that speaks to what Lyanna looks like, especially since Ned says no
Benjamin Bennett
AN INSPIRING WHOOOORREEE FOR THE PEOPLE, EH?
Jaxon Cruz
Kek, melt these down and add them to the others
>night's watch existing even though the wildlings are allies and walkers are dead
>night's watch being a penal colony for the 6 kingdoms at the far end of a separate independent kingdom
Tyler Gray
ANOTHER BASTARD EH, NED? SOON THEY WILL CONTROL ALL SEVEN KINGDOMS
Jonathan Harris
danyfags gtfo
Michael Stewart
Theon does say that Ned has a scary face
Lucas Campbell
Dorne ain't no kind of place to raise your kids.
Levi Collins
based
Justin Torres
>sending the only person left on the planet away who can possibly control a riderless dragong
>"punishing" the rightful heir to the throne by making him live with hundreds/thousands of people who view him as a god
Oliver Myers
My science teacher back in highschool also considered by many having a scary-looking face but girls swoon all over him
Matthew Fisher
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jackson Morales
They HAVE NO SHIPS Robert except that one they keep having sex on. They will not land, and if by chance they do, we'll throw them right back into the sea
Adrian Bennett
>What was the point of de-powering Dany for 2 seasons when she won just as easily as she would've in s7e1?
I never even realized this. What the hell?
Dominic Ramirez
Gilly begged him to take her as his wife
Levi Lopez
She suddenly became the most merciful conqueror ever in season 7 just so they could subvert it in 2 episodes and turn her into hitler at the end
Nathan Mitchell
This is seriously what I thought they were doing too. Every contrivance of season 7, suddenly making Cersei hyper-competent and Dany extremely unlucky. I thought "oh, this shit writing is just to make the final fight between Dany and Cersei seem close" but no, it was really completely and utterly pointless.
Jackson Powell
imagine not being a hilldawg in 2019
emilia is cute and adorable and i love her
Austin Anderson
>She suddenly became the most merciful conqueror ever
Who even stopped her quest to conquer to save the world, but her advisors and Sansa were TERRIFIED of her.
Maybe they shouldn't have killed Rhaegal off and had Jon riding him while Dany goes Dragon Hitler. It would have been a more interesting conflict when Dany decides to kill everybody for no reason.
Carter Perry
She didn't even need the dothraki, she could've just dismissed them, flown into king's landing, burned cersei in the red keep and singlehandedly taken the city, and the people would've welcomed her as a liberator
Oliver Wood
NU
Easton Bennett
WHEN I SWALLOW THE SUN, THE WINTER WILL NEVER END NED
Jordan Thomas
>And i'm 100% sure they will manipulate him against Cersei in winds.
And they would be right to do so. The bitch is fucking insane.
I was honestly impressed by her chapters in A Feast for Crows, it's really entertaining to read even though I hate her guts.
Jacob Cook
Also even if the Karstarks stay on his side he can't realistically fight the Lannisters, Tyrells, and half the Stormlands (the ones who abandoned Stannis after Blackwater) on his own. Not to mention the Greyjoys are still running wild in the North.
Best-case scenario he has to retreat north of the Neck (at which point the Riverlands will turn on him) and at the very least everyone has to wait until winter ends to get to him.
Alexander Perry
>Cersei can literally end the war with a wave of her hand
>the man who murdered her father and (as far as she knows) her son is right in front of her
>lets them go because....?
Julian Jackson
>The Republican Party
William Morgan
First time I saw this scene I thought HBO forgot to add the rest of the Unsullied in the background.
Beyond stupid.