OY MATE, WHAT IF THE BEATLES DIDN'T EXIST?

>And in my hour of darkness, she is standing right in front of me
>Speaking words of wisdom
>Shit in street

Are people this fucking retarded that they saw the trailer and didn't realize that he's in a coma and he dreams that the beatles didn't exist and he wakes up at the end of the movie he has an idea for original music

like seriously what did you guys score on the reading comprehension and inference based on context clues section a fucking zero

>Incomprehensible Paul granny shit
go to bed John

You realize there's a scene in the movie where Paul and Ringo come out and slap his shit, right?

Kek'd and checked.

>what if the beatles didnt exist
>except the movie is essentially the beatles but with a spicier, stinkier flavor
its still "the beatles" what the fuck

If you thought it was okay to tell us, but this is the best cover that this album has never happened to, you're wrong. The whole record has a lot of great songs and it's not a waste of my time telling you this. If you want the new album, this is the one you should order, and I'll happily pay for it.
The fact that every song on the album is better than all the first-albums in this genre doesn't make you any smarter of my shit. You can argue that most of them could easily be on anything, but there's so many that they feel completely lost to any and all comparison. I mean, come on, who cares if they're better than every single music video EVER made? And how many other bands have gone back to making video, re-recorded it, and then added the weirdos they've been re-reacting to the first time around? (Yes, I know: they still fucking do a fucking "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" on the title song every time someone tries to rap about, but at least it gets it through.) I'm just saying… fuck

>when I find myself in times of trouble, mother mary comes to me
>speaking words of wisdom, send bob and vagene

>There's nothing you can do that can't be done
>Whether number 2 or number 1
>Nowhere you can shit that isn't where you're meant to shit
>It's easy!
>Nowhere you can make that can't be made
>No street in this town than can be saved
>Nothing you can do as the poo will soon accrue
>It's easy!

>All you need is dung

>picture yourself pooping into a river
>while a family of three is bathing nearby

oy m8, wot if tha boss can stop capitalism and racism

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Yeah. But it's a dream.

>when the pain comes
>the shart sprays down the legs
>the feces start to spread
>when the pain comes
it's supposed to be "rain", might be a deep beatles cut for the zoomer audience?

lol

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>you say you don't want poo pollution, well you know
>where am I supposed to take a shit?
>say that it is devolution, well you know
>where am I supposed to take a shit?

>But what about toilet construction?
>Don't you know that you can count me out
>Don't you know I'm gonna shit
>outside, outside, outside

Kek

>Hey Bullshit
>Dear Poodence
>Can't Buy Me Loove
>Here Comes the Sun, poo poo poo poo
>While My Sitar Gently Seeps
>Across the Pooniverse
>Brown Submarine
>Octopoos Garden
>Norwegian Poo'd
>Hard Day's Wipe
>Hey Poo'd

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>Beatles go to India to ruin their music
>Director gets an Indian to ruin their movie

Quiet poetic, actually

>I shat my pants today, oh boy
>the shitting street was just too far away

>BUT THE POO ON THE HILL
>SEES THE STREETS TURNING BROWN

>words are flowing out like all the shit that runs in the ganges

>cant buy me loove

thats a real deepcut. took me a while to get it.

I don't get the Poo meme.

Are you implying this actor was known to shit himself or something?

>Here comes the runs (poo poo poo poo)
>Here comes the runs, and I say
>go outside

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

either im having a stroke or this is some weird ai deep learning bullshit im reading

>we all live in a designated street
>designated street
>designated street

>the runs
it was right there and I fucking missed it

HOLY KEK

I hate this, now we are not going to get a Beatles biopic because Kumar wanted to get te attention first

Wasted trips. Be in the know once in a while.

>In shitty lane, there is a vendor selling poppadoms

HOLY KEK

was waiting for this

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>can you please open bobs and show vagene?
>bobs and show vagene
>bobs and show vagene

holy fucking kek

>Donny in the Sky With Diamonds

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>Paperback Wiper
>Happiness is a Warm Butt
>The Long and Winding Turd
>Ob-La-Poo Ob-La-Loo
>We Can Work It Out

Hey Jude, show bob
Take a sad curry and make it spicy

>brown man shitting in the dead of night
>wrote some java code that won't compile
>all your life
>you were only looking for a clean street to defile

>Happiness is a Warm Butt
lewd

>and in the end the love you take is equal to the poo you make

>what would you think if I let out a poo,
>would you tell me to get off the street?

fuck you it has soul
at least it's trying to be something

fuck you street shitter, you had your moment with slumdog, this poo busker stealing the work of others is fucking disgusting.

>found my coat, and grabbed my hat
>went outside, bent down and shat

>Come together, right now
>Show vagene

This is just a really dumb idea for a movie. "HEY, I KNOW THAT SONG!" - the movie, where the audience gets to feel smarter than the characters. Pathetic.

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why do Indians love to date white people so much

Aren’t there like ten of them already?

> yesterday
> i throw my feces
> so far away

> pooping in the sky
> with diarrhea

> i wanna hold your vegana
> i wanna hold your bitch lasagne
>

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I'M PICKIN' UP GOOD VIBRA-
oh wait sorry i thought we were talking about a superior pop band

This is why trump won.

Yea Forums hates non-wh*tes

topkek

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BASED

I look at the street and I see it needs shitting

Her birthplace summons her.

I'm fixing a hole where the poo goes on. Keeps my ass from wandering.

Penny lane there is a barber shiting the street.

I want hold your Bob.

And in the end the poo you make is equal to the vagene you take.

Cry baby cry. Make your mother poo. Your old enough to show bobs and vagene

>JACK GOT HIT ON THE HEAD AND THIS IS A COMA DREAM

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

>Director of Slumdog Millionaire

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BEST
PICTURE

I don't like you

>Lily will never look at you like this
JSIMSA

WHEN I GET TO THE TOILET I GO BACK TO THE STREET TO GO POO
WHERE I STOP AND I TURN AND I SAY FUCK THE LOO
TIL MY SHIT HITS THE PAVEMENT AND I DO IT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAIN YEAH YEAH YEAH

>I don't like you

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Pretty sure it's a Yea Forums copypasta meme?

He's probably already in it, "protesting".

Just looking at the poster makes me cringe.

Norwegian bud bud

i am the walrus. poo in the loo

>Day after day
>Alone on a hill
>The man with the pooish grin
>Is keeping perfectly still
>But nobody wants to know him
>They can see that he's just a poo
>And he never gives an answer
>But the poo on the hill
>Sees the sun going down
>And the eyes in his head
>See the world spinning 'round

YOU SAY LOO
I SAY NO
YOU SAY STOP
I SAY GO GO GO

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Best one tbpqh

lmao this is the best

Kek

>I used to get mad at Abdul (No, I can't complain)
>taking a shit in my pool (No, I can't complain)
>squatting on down
>releasing the brown
>filling it up with his stools

>I got to admit it's getting browner