ITT: ideas for good tv shows

unironically kino

>nteflix prank show

just 'nother nail in the coffin

People looking for a job get interviewed and set up thinking they got a nice job but turns out it's a PRANK!

Make the host some kid actor who was a millionaire before 15 years old just to really piss them off.

Id watch it

>the girls that send them unsolicited tit pics
you get a lot of these?

What terrible sentence structure.

>women have to explain their last 4 tinder hookups to their dads

FUND IT

this, if so how???

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Better Idea: Men agreeing to meet up with the fat women that have messaged them, but when the fat woman arrives, it's a personal trainer.

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I have once while I had a girlfriend it made me feel bad.

Drama series where an user is ratted out by a mood and subsequently contacted by the Midge he makes fun of all day on Yea Forums.

Except it's not a drama it's a comedy. And the Midge is played by Peter Dinklage.

Man I must have sent a million unsolicited dick pics

Even better.

>She sends me a tit pic out of the blue.
>Send her back a dick pic to show her my appreciation.
>"WTF user, I DIDNT ASK FOR THAT"
>No more tit pics.

I want a show that teaches me how to live life like as a real normie, not a tv normie.

Something something midge

okay fine
show their dads their social media accounts where they show off empowering nudes of their greasy, tatted, heavily-pierced bodies

I'd rather have SNEED waiting for me

My mom would laugh it up with me.

>prank show where a female hooks up with a chad only to find out he's gay

take that netflicks

She wouldn't recognize your penis at all now.

A show about camgirls and IG models explaining to their parents how they make money would be great.

This would never work. Who would even approve something so mean spirited?

My mom would be glad I wasnt gay

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Here's an idea, it's a sitcom kinda thing with 3 guys and a girl and the show is about all the day to day stuff they do

It could be based on my friends and me just hanging ha ha

Congrats you win the dummest post of the day award.

kek

>dummest

Game show where women have to guess the penis size of a man to win money. The guy has to whip it out on camera

Why do women pretend not to love unsolicited dick pics?

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>he puts it through a glory hole so they dont know the identity of the penis
>women are asked to comment on it
>man is their father

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>She wouldn't recognize your penis at all now.
it hasn't changed very much

>dummest

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They like when Chad sends them. Its offensive from anyone else.

your stupid!

this except instead of their mom it's chris hansen

Women on tinder talking to people they think are dates but it's actually their dad. Bonus points if the guy shows up to a date with an earpiece and the dad on the other side.

Boomers think they're going to a car show but in actuality they have to audit their grandchildren's bills/expenses

DnD nerds go to a new group and it's full of comedians pretending to be psychopaths/sexual/absurd/whatever. Alternatively DnD players go to a new group and it turns out they're forced to fight their way through a Magic tournament for the free pizza they were promised.

Execs show up to a "meeting" where they switch places with a random grunt worker for the day. Grunt worker gets pulled in thinking he's gonna get fired but gets promoted straight to the top for a day.

Camwhores get invited to the movies with their families but instead of Avengers they're showing said camwhore's greatest hits.

Black dads are tricked into reuniting with their kids.

Imagine if their penis was small and there mum laughed at them about it haha, that would be so weird haha

they don't like the cock having power over them

it only works if you have a good looking dick

a show where you

fuck midgies
fuck niggers
fuck jannies

Have sex

I make fake social media accounts and pretend to be attractive guys and talk to random girls then one day send them a video of me cumming with a blacked out thumbnail. Then I delete and block them and start new fake accounts and do it all over.

Over 600 women have seen me blowing a load whether they like it or not. Thousands more before I'm done.

The fuck makes them good looking? Bigger veins?

I know just the woman to pull this off

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TCAP but 2 pedos are sent to the same empty house that is actually an escape room. decoy is on the intercom making them play

Size, dicklet

I have a theory, women like to cause erections but not look at them directly. I think tent pics is the game changer social media has been waiting for. Lead the charge user.

expose pornstars to their parents and watch years of trust crumble in an instant

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Virgin

My Netflix prank show idea: tell mentally ill men that they can become real women if they cut off their penises. After they do it, pretend that they are actually beautiful women and play along with their delusions.

Ooh this one's good. Bonus points if they are trapped for a few hours before the puzzles even start.

Based

uhh no actually research shows that women don't care that much about dick size

Camera angle and lighting.

Make sure to put something they might have thought about shoving in their vagina in frame, but like 4 inches behind your dick so it looks bigger.

Redpill me

because some penises are probably disgusting or pathetic looking

Imagine getting unsolicited roastie pics

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YES PLEASE

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Personal experience shows that they do, dicklet

>it's a tranny

Wew lad

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are they big loads?

>Over 600 women have seen me blowing a load whether they like it or not. Thousands more before I'm done.
absolute madman

4 to 6 heavy squirts

Here's a quick rundown of basic dick pic tips

youtu.be/krHKxPzl2-A?t=46

Legendary

B A S E D

Thank you

I once did blackface, but with my dick

SOCIETY's gonna freak!!!

Why is he running, Dad?
Because we have to chase Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.

Found the nigger

Yeah, I'm thinking he's based

pretty based and thoroughly redpilled

Survivor but backwards: The only way to leave the island is by winning the competition.

Everyone else is condemned to stay forever.

absolutely based

The live of Stephan Mcdaniels

I like looking at nice big dicks and I am not even gay

I don't know

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That's already been a show for years, underage.

the comedy that was the russian baltic fleet during the russo-japanese war

What about sluts showing up for a porn shoot and finding their family instead

>fag flag
whatever she is saying it's not important and should be mocked.

Even better Idea for a show.

Women have to live off their own work and only their own work without anyone supporting them.

yes, just follow them on instagram

I have one fake social media account but i have never even though of talking to roasties.
Maybe i should start doing that.

Any tips?.

Talk crazy. Like you just got out of the loony bin. Bitches love that shit.

h___ __x

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hory shet
this is actually a good idea

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Lmao and I feel guilty about doing the same thing just to ask girls if they're ticklish and where

My mother would just say something like "Mijo why you sent a dick pick to those white girls, they are all crazy and behave like marimachas (lesbians). A nice latina girl wouldn't do this crazy thing to you. Who gets angry over a dick pick?"

The whole "ew dick pics" thing is a non-Chad filter. They're happy to receive them from the 1 out of 5 men they deem attractive.

My dad would make some boob based pun and give me a high five.

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I havent seen my mother in 5 years.

i'd unironically watch this

Penises are ugly and weird looking. Women would rather have unsolicited pics of abs and chiseled chins

A show about whores and pornstars forced to confront their fathers

unironic, real-life battle royale with death row inmates
Several seasons later start signing up volunteers

She's a femdom/mommydom pornstar that works independently on commission. You can also pay/could also pay to "perform" in a film you pay for.

Just do another Men vs Women survival show. Those are always great.

>guys that send unsolicited dick pics
does this actually happen? the way certain girls talk about it makes it seem like its a daily or weekly occurence for them, but it just doesn't seem like it could possibly be that common of a thing to do. i've never done it, nor do i know anyone who's admitted to doing it. seems off.

Based and redpilled

My girlfriend gets them all the time. Pisses me off I tell her stop fishing for attention on social media. I mean she blocks the guys but she doesn't see where it's her being an e-thot that's the problem.

>Black dads are tricked into reuniting with their kids.
Goddamn dude

Isn't that a MDE skit?

>middle-age childless woman meets 6'4 billionaire prince with 8 inches dick
>they both fall in love online and he proposes
>when they finally meet IRL is actually mutt kid from stranger things

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>Implying I wouldn't fuck my mother just to prove a point and show what an alpha Chad I am

Lel nice faggot flags twitter nobody.

fund it

This. I already send my mom dick pics to assert dominance over my dad. It's called being Alpha.

how to catch a predator but with older women

What mom would agree to this?

>she
>her

Idea for a netflix prank show:
Round up a bunch of feminists, the ones that complain about the wage gap. Bring them to a constructions site, give them tools and tell them to work. If they work as well as a man, they get a man's wage. If not, they get fired. They don't get any special privileges or treatment. They can leave whenever they want.
See how many are left at the end of the day.

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Twitter's gonna go nuclear

whoever said that is fucking guys like me while you're at work

>The woman has a penis
NOW who is getting pranked?

>woman meets up with internet bf to find out he's actually a BEAR
They could call it The Bearachlor

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How did he molest you when you were a kid?

You've got a premise here. Make it so a random blood or crip and his mother or whatever female guardian they had grow up visit a family that he personally wronged either by killing one of 'em or robbing one of 'em or helping bring one of them on a drive by that got them killed. The gangster doesn't know his mother's there, and she's watching behind a one-way mirror to see how he reacts. Once the family and the gangster finish talking, they bring out the mother and she talks to him. Gangster shows remorse? He gets good mama's boy points afterwards. He doesn't give a fuck or brags? We get to see Damarcus get beat over the head by Jemima.

Dicklets btfo!

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O hell lad

>Penises are ugly and weird looking

You ever look at a twat?

Sold.

Group of mean girls sent to boot camp after they bully someone into a suicide attempt. Part Drama (because muh guilt), part comedy (entitled rich girls try to survive manly boot camp)

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What the fuck is the picture. I thought it was like the pic of the trap pissing in the urinal but why are they in the corner?

I would never send a dick pic because if the relationship goes sour then she has ammo to blackmail me with.

Fund it!

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>prank show where a tall handsome rich man proposes to a woman and they arrange a wedding
>right before they're about to say their vows, the priest and every man she's ever fucked including her "husband" run up to the altar and start dabbing. A huge compilation video of sex vids between her and her exes and one night stands plays (all at the same time)
>when it's finished, a rap sheet of her STDs and past abortions is portrayed, then they all point at her, chant "DUMB WHORE, DUMB WHORE" and pelt her white gown with rotten fruit while laughing.

Small child is redundant

I tell the girls I send my dick pics to to share them with their friends. I don't care how many women know I have a big cock.

Tap the brakes a little bit, user

Dont put your face in it, idiot.

Not in America. You need to specify.

Based

When I was younger and swapped nudes with girls I'd send theirs to her friends and family.

holy fucking jej

Still.
I'm only 6 inches hard man. Above average but I don't want to end up like projared and have everyone make fun of it if some bad shit happens.

Idea
>Take an instagram thot
>Murder her in the street, as should be the fate of all harlots

Proletarianpilled.

Would watch

>I don't care how many women know I have a big cock.
>SEND THIS TO EVERYONE

Not that this is a serious thread, but I have two ideas. Vampire Cheerleaders From Hell, which is sort of like Dawson's Creek meets True Blood, with a vibe more like the original Heathers, and a kind of Mindhunter take on parts of MKUltra, following three different characters, so perhaps more like The Big Short than Mindhunter, but more micro than macro. Interested in people on the fringes, who get these grants to investigate things like glow in the dark fish and the sex hotel.

>everyone finds out I have a huge cock
oh no

Why would the priest run up to the altar? Wouldn't he already be there? Doesn't make any sense, user, gonna need a page one rewrite.

>implying this 40%er has every gotten a dick pic.

and then Mutt Matarazzo comes out under the table and yells "sicke!"

>thicke!

No it's not.

BASED

>Implying their dads are even in their lives
I feel like you have very few interactions with women and what type of women becomes sluts or cares about being seen as a slut

because the dick is white

Same. I like to see big cocks too, but im not gay.

being a mexican raised user my mother would laugh but also approve

entrapment

Just because one things fugly doesn't mean another thing ain't fugly too user

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>show mothers their sons dick

why are women so perverse?

>Latina
>Not doing crazy shit
LMAO

>new Netflix show
I'M NOT AN INSUFFERABLE CUNT
>every episode, it's a new cast of women
>from all demos
>gameshow
>through tasks and other challenges
>judges, the audience along with the internet will decide which woman is the lucky winner of not being an insufferable cunt
the twist?
There's never any winners

Hi Elliot

lol i like all the stick leg foremen in the back

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How about a show where women are told they're going to be on the Bachelorette but when they get there the house is full of actual gay men that are being paid to pretend they're straight.
See how long it goes without her noticing.

Then if it goes the whole season, have the last man come out to her.
Then the runner up.
Then literally all the guys.
Then they laugh at her and engage in a gay orgo on the spot while she just has to stand there.

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We invite people like this to pitch their TV show ideas, while we showcase their most salacious and SocJus nonsense tweets and blog posts.

Then have Christopher Walken prank them in the back of the head with a tire iron. I mean, I'd watch it.

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Haha what if we put a bunch of babes on an island alone with a bunch of 8 year old boys haha and then just like watch and see what happens lol like just leave them there for a few months see what comes out of it without other grown ups there haha

Show where /pol/cels meat hot blonde aryan Christian cuties online then when they meet them in real life its like to catch a predator except its just a bunch of black people.

have sex
you've earned it

This but then she starts laughing maniacally with a thick German accent.

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your mom sounds cool

It would just be a staged "reality" show with over the top reactions.

I'd watch that

according to the cops, theres no difference between a 17 year old and a 5 year old.

>We invite people like this to pitch their TV show ideas, while we showcase their most salacious and SocJus nonsense tweets and blog posts.
I'd watch that. At the end of each episode we should see where they show up for their first day as show runner on the set and there's nobody there except for James Woods holding a crudely written sign that just says "Dilate."

>Women agreeing to meet up with the ugly beta male that send them unsolicited dick pics, but when the girl arrives, its actually a Chad

jobless dudes are attractive?

youtube.com/watch?v=xF2uHwOg2kk

My idea is Women agreeing to meet up with really attractive chad only to find out he's 5 ft tall and filming their reaction.

I even got unsolicited cunt pics and I'm an incel.

>James Woods holding a crudely written sign that just says "Dilate."

Because he'd really do that. Hilarious.

Netflix would actually do this and thats a good thing

BASED AND HEALTHPILLED

What a despicable tranny, god damn just die.

I have had a few.

why do women pretend men are just sending dick pics randomly

>forced to fight their way through a Magic tournament
No TV show can be this brutal

kek

Believe it or not I actually have. The chick identified as "they" and was ugly so I didn't appreciate it

>Woman
youtube.com/watch?v=jNUuZ3m8NbM

Cain series
>somewhat light hearted adventures of commissar cain, jorgen and amber
>start off small for normies then expand the scope as the series goes on, introduce chaos, nids and ect as it goes on.
>cain played by Woody Harrelson
>jorgen played by a token nigger or a roided up meathead of some kind
>amber played by Natalie Portman

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Based as fuck
It's entertaining and the women get healthier!!

Are you Netflix? Your casting decisions are the worst and I suspect that's on purpose.

please go outside

seeing how most men that send unsolicited dick picks are white guys, this would let to a lot of incest cracker shit. white ppl are fucked up

Go on TV show and when you see your mother yell 'But my mother is dead!' and run out fake crying.

>REEEEEEE I HATE RICH PEOPLE SO MUCH HOW DARE THEY HAVE MORE MONEY THAN ME REEEEEEE KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM

Why are Communists and Socialists so filled with impotent, infantile rage?

>SJW tranny larping as a "woman"
>complaining about how women get "unsolicited dick pics" from men

The irony is that this tranny is statistically more likely to harass people with dick pics than the toxic Republican chad frat boys he is picturing in his head.

Male SJW's are born and bred sex-offenders, but being a tranny amps that up by several orders of magnitude.

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People who send dick pics are fucking degenerate. I support this premise, these swines need to be shamed.

Why the fuck haven’t kids parents taught them that sending nude pics to people could be used as black mail or against them some how? I would have never done that as a kid in the 90s. Kids are far less protective of personal info now.

But what if the woman I send the dick pic to is my mom to begin with. Who shows up then.

except one can drive, fuckwit

A lot of parents can't be bothered to raise their kids anymore, because it interferes with THEIR lives and THEIR happiness, which is much more important of course. So they just give the kid an ipad with youtube kids and he spends hours watching those weird pajeet cgi animation videos. And when the kid gets older he starts branching out elsewhere while at the same time having no clue about anything so he does dumb shit like that since he's pretty much raised by the internet

pinnochio but with androids

Already sort of exists

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Honestly this could be a great show with The Rock

A show where the man and woman go out to a nice fancy Italian restaurant, but the man leaves the bill to the woman!

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joe schmo season 2 says hi

youtube.com/watch?v=WmX1gdC-KfY

Now that is particularly based

we need more adaptations of books that end with hideous ghoul protagonists biting the heads off of moms in front of their daughters

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I can't drive at 23

I'm 52 and i would not date that old hting

based

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finally some new urban fantasy to read

>This is one of the most original horror novels that I've read in years. The protagonist is a corpse-eating ghoul named Walter who just happens to own a funeral home. The characterizations and plotting are tight. The story will hold your interest from page one. Its a fun and different twist on the supernatural genre. Walter's a monster, but he's okay with that. He tries to be a quiet funeral home director and gets paid back with trouble. Trouble's not so bad. Its really difficult to kill a ghoul.

Blair Witch remake?

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Based but bluepilled

You might as well sentence them to death

what the fuck are you doing here, boomer

My Netflix prank show idea: Women meet up with the hundreds of guys whose messages they never reply to, and explain themselves.

>Execs show up to a "meeting" where they switch places with a random grunt worker for the day.
youtube.com/watch?v=wK1ylcdMukQ

too far

Incredibly based incel