Its another "DC-10 has a catastrophic failure" episode

>its another "DC-10 has a catastrophic failure" episode

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youtube.com/watch?v=WkZGL7RQBVw
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Midwest_Flight_5481
youtu.be/qTKcVPB4_Iw?t=96
youtube.com/watch?v=LkaUsub9258
youtu.be/zmImnArlghQ?t=111
theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2019/07/mh370-malaysia-airlines/590653/
nytimes.com/1981/04/18/us/15-die-in-colorado-in-mid-air-collision.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cal_Poly_football_team_C-46_crash
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>cargo bay door failure episode

>its another "obviously this foreign government blew up this plane but we're gonna mark it down as inconclusive" episode

>flying

never ever, thank you

Blame the pilot
Blame the cargo handler
Blame debris on the runway
Blame vortices
Blame maintenance
Blame the passengers for having too high expectations

>THE SEPTIC TANK IS OVERLOADED
>MAYDAY MAYDAY

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>TriStar better in everyway
>MDD underpriced the DC-10 to kill it
>Hundreds died in their shit plane

And clearly the St Louis spirit has infected Boeing after their merger, given the MAX debacle...

These people should have no access to aviation forever

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hey man, they built a full sized plane crash set. You better believe they are going to get their money out of it

the fire rises

>PULL UP
>PULL UP
>PULL UP
>PULL UP
>PULL UP
>stalls to death

Animals.

>tfw youre trying to pull up but your copilot is secretly pulling down

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>it's a concorde episode

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Destroyed by a piece of debris that fell off a fucking DC-10.

Based death cruiser.

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> it's the pilot has worked 5 back to back shifts in the past month and made a simple yet fatal error in the cockpit. His complaints of being overworked to airline management were ignored

>Modern airline pilots
>"Work"

You spend 5 minutes taking off and landing at the actual controls, and the rest of the flight on autopilot watching porn on your Ipad.

Who was in the wrong here?

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Whichever fucktard either
a) gave permission for a plane to taxi in front of a takeoff
or
b) took off as a plane was taxiing

Please be true

Fucktard who took off without clearance.

Klm pilot and him only

Tower for letting both planes taxi on the same runway with 1) no radar 2) no guidelights on the single runway 3) heavy fog that they couldn’t see anything

How come Lockheed can design an automatic control system that can stop a fighter jet with a blacked out pilot in a supersonic dive from crashing, but Boeing can't design an automatic control system to deal with slightly larger engines?

youtube.com/watch?v=WkZGL7RQBVw

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>Five minutes before the Concorde departed, a Continental Airlines McDonnell Douglas DC-10-30 took off from the same runway for Newark International Airport and lost a titanium alloy strip that was part of the engine cowl, identified as a wear strip about 435 millimetres (17.1 in) long, 29 to 34 millimetres (1.1 to 1.3 in) wide, and 1.4 millimetres (0.055 in) thick.
lmao its true

I've probably done like 40 or 50 international, cross-pacific flights in my life and each time I get scared. Really wish I never had to fly again.

A small plane in Hawaii crashed because the passengers where too fat

this, fuck flying and fuck globalism

>After reaching takeoff speed, the tyre of the number 2 wheel was cut by a metal strip (a wear strip) lying on the runway, which had fallen from the thrust reverser cowl door of the number 3 engine of a Continental Airlines DC-10 that had taken off from the same runway five minutes previously.

I can’t believe these dangerous attack planes were ever let out

(((big auto))) shills begone

Pic related, seated in 10C, stopped to very slowly drag his bag out of the overhead compartment and nobody could get past him. Everyone past row 11 burned to death.
He then walked right up to one of the desks and demanded a refund.

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>Based DeHavilland consciously making one of the most lethal planes ever.
There had to be some sort of meme at the company where the execs bet on how many fatalities they’d cause that year.

boeing doesn't have a ufo to look at

Which episodes are Kino?

United Airlines Flight 232 comes to mind.

S11E13

>adjust control surfaces to account for estimated weight of plane and luggage
>estimated weight is too low for plane and pilot loses control on takeoff
Where were you when Americans became fat enough to literally crash planes?

Samoans are all fucking huge, that's the cause if this is the case I'm thinking of

Here's your pilot for tonight.

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that looks like bad cg

I’m thinking of the one with a small plane that fucking looped in the air and the pilot had to slam it into the hangar to stop it from crashing into the terminal and killing like a hundred more.

That’s cause it is

>it's a pilot accidentally pull down the engine throttle, misinterpret the plane losing altitude as an engine malfunction, attempt an emergency landing and badly crashing because he barely passed safety test episode

I want off this plane.

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imagine the smell

>budget airline “””pilots”””

Please do not associate BCA with BDS

u fucks n basterds i make hard fuck to ur mothers u dishonar me country n i u bleeding rascals i fuck u i fuck u i fuck u

>MDD breaks the law to kill its competitors
>doesn't get fined
I guess building the worst plane of all time was the karmatix consequence of that.

retarded tower guy who can't pronounce shit

here it is , ot was carolina not hawaii
and there was two causes , bad maintenance on tail as well but also fatsos
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Midwest_Flight_5481

Based angry pajeet.

>it's a "the engines can just fall off commercial airliners with no signs or warning at all, have fun" episode

From what I remember (may be wrong), the poor maintenance on the tail lines *could* have been countered by the pilot provided the plane was configured for the correct weight. But it wasn’t so they lost control.

>it's a 747 gets shot down and the glowies cover it up episode

Absolute chad. Only virgins wait for takeoff clearance.

POO
O
O

>it's another euro repair man fucked up installation of parts episode

>it’s another lazy maintenance team cause a plane to fucking break into a million pieces at 30000ft

>he prefers flying to literally any other form of transportation
Are you fucking retarded?

This is why john madden rides greyhounds, fuck planes.

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To be fair that wasn’t what he paid for

>the virgin wait vs the CHAD PLOW

>demanded a refund
holy BASED

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Sorry.

BDS is completely fine. I especially love how they're so considerate they're giving the USAF extra gifts included with every new tanker.

>i hope the maintenance crew didn't leave tape on a vital sensor on this flight

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>it's a dc-10 kills precisely half of someone's family episode

o fuggggg XDDDD

This guy gets the blame because he was dumb enough to talk to reporters, in reality everyone on board took time to grab their bag and slide it down the emergency chute. The whole plane was full of human garbage.

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My aunt flew 40 times a year and the worse she got was a few drafts
I think I'm fine

>it’s another “budget airline cheaper out on the maintenance team so the plane falls apart shortly after takeoff killing everyone on board”

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>Crash is with Asian airliner
>Already know it's going to be "arrogant senior captain makes a fatal mistake and co-pilot/flight engineer know it but are too deferential to contradict him" kind of episode

>it's a "glass cockpit and fly by wire was a good fucking idea" episode

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What is your race and socio-economic status friend?

the airplane you are in is on fire
at what point do you tell yourself : "man I should really pull out my smartphone, open the camera app and start recording this" ?

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Blacks aren't human.

And your first officer

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>it's a punched instead of drilled riveting create microfractures during compression causing the plane to randomly explode at cruise altitude, killing everyone episode

plane of russians

>It's a Plane goes missing to make entitled character an orphan episode
>It's a Plane goes missing in the bermuda triangle and reappears years later episode
>It's a plane crashes away from an airfield stressing out emergency services episode
>It's a plane falling out of the sky onto a small farming town episode
>It's a crop duster crash episode with extra pesticide poisoning.

Planes are bad, people

based

its just one engine

that fucking 3rd engine mounted right in the center of the back of the plane was probably a bitch to engineer and maintain no wonder the thing had an affinity for exploding .

What else are you supposed to do? Get up and run around screaming with no way out?

STALL STALL
*beeeep*
STALL STALL
*beeeep*

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>russian crew episode

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what is with the diarrhea? why are brown constantly sick like they have aids?

Pretty fucking quickly if there's nothing else to do. Video evidence helps investigators figure out what happened and try to prevent it from happening again in the future.

>watching porn while being responsible for the lives of hundreds
>not watching television and movies
Gay

>it's a plane almost lands on the taxiway episode

youtu.be/qTKcVPB4_Iw?t=96

I've never seen a plane this dirty desu.

The grumpy pilot who took off blindly but everyone kind of fucked up

>nosedive
>retard pilot just pulls the plane up until it stalls
>everyone does anyway

>ywn scare plebs in economy class with impunity because you're rich
youtube.com/watch?v=LkaUsub9258

why the fuck can't you just pay extra for a parachute

Imagine the smell

Third world flights.

>it's a "the plane doesn't tell the pilots a thrust reverser has deployed, causing the pilots to apply more thrust to it" episode

>When the stewardesses are roasting you behind your back, but you're finna roast them.

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>Not having them pay you and give you a parachute
The virgin passenger vs the chad DB Cooper

>it’s an obvious suicide by pilot but the family and nation refuse to admit it episode

The tower and PanAm fucked up because of fog and language issues. The KLM pilot was just an impatient dick.

Good job Egypt refusing to admit anything, so no one ever learned any lessons and we got that German crash/MH370 later.

>it's a "i'm the problem" episode

>it's a "which airport will you take?" "the hudson" "the hudson, roger" episode

It's a double-feature
>A Delta airlines
and
>727 plane episode

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what the FUCK was his problem?

>correct way to exit a DC-9

youtu.be/zmImnArlghQ?t=111

start at ~2:00

what are you supposed to do instead?

I’M THE PROBLEM

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>its an russian pilot lets his son into the cockpit episode

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I've unironically always wondered this.
Can I bring a parachute onboard? Is that legal? Would it raise suspicions so they don't let me on? I just want a backup plan if something happened midair!

>"All these planes are pretty dangerous. I think I'll take the train--"
>It's a high speed train derailed by a piece of metal episode

>"Hey Pablo, aren't you worried the sewers smell like gas?"
>"No, mi amigo. I smell gas all the time after taco night. Now let's get this puta sewer cap open--"
>It's a sewer explosion episode

>"Alright, there's going to be an avalanche, but I think this green zone here should be safe."
>"Ja, It's not like we could possibly underestimate such a thing, we're austrians."
>It's an Avalanche fucks over the entire village episode

Seconds before disaster was the shit.

I don't know which accident are we mentioning here but the generic answer would be: you need to pull up but just enough so it doesn't stall.

yes, you can bring a parachute on any plane; I've done it many, many times

the problem is putting it on quickly if you need it and being able to actually get out of a pressurized plane though

Too big for hand baggage.

Pull the plane back slow(ish) so you convert some of the vertical speed into horizontal speed and put the plan into a glide rather than 180ing it so it’s just face up?

You can bring a parachute but you wouldn't be able to open the doors mid air anyway.

negative, sport parachutes are about the size of a backpack

>Let the kid fly

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>it's a plane loses engine and falls into unrecoverable dive and crashes into apartment block killing at least 100 people living there so you're not even safe on the ground episode

I've also read somewhere the vast majority of crashes and fatalities are during takeoff/landing.

Even if you made it out the door quick enough, you're probably way too low for your chute to deploy properly.

>it’s a danger is everywhere and ever present so you ma as well just go out on your own terms with a bullet through the brain episode

>It's another EP where some inept non-white air traffic controller causes a massive crash/terrain/midair collision

Lovin every laff

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Your next flight is on this death trap, post yfw.

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>Upon escaping the crash, in which 41 people died, he hit out at the airline, telling Russian reporters it was made up of “heartless and unprofessional people”.
>“I failed to get a refund for my ticket for 40 minutes,” he said. “And in the end I did not get it at all.”
Kek.

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Oh god i kept cringing thruout that one

Only in fucking russia

>It's a country doesn't want to admit it was their airliner pilot who crashed on purpose, and the neighboring countries don't want to admit all their air forces were asleep at night and didn't notice a wandering plane episode

theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2019/07/mh370-malaysia-airlines/590653/

Here's your plane bro.

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What a complete retard.

>they didn't turn off their cellphones
They warned you.

Whenever i read the headlines involving the failures of that model i keep thinking "oh boi this is gonna be fine content for a new air crash season" heh

I flew on that airplane before bros

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FUCK YOU

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you'd probably just end up pinned to your seat or the ceiling unable to do anything all the way down anyway

unless this: nytimes.com/1981/04/18/us/15-die-in-colorado-in-mid-air-collision.html

most of the skydivers lived as they watched passengers plummet to their death... and before anyone asks you can't catch people in mid-air (usually)

>tfw Gatwick literally runs out of spare engines for 737s causing BA to fucking ground one of their planes to gut it for parts because these traps need so much maintenance.

It's quite obvious that the guy killed himself but they're never going to find the flight recorder to find out anyway.

did you live?

No one:
Passenger: Gets sucked out of cabin

>It's a air collision episode

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There's no footage of Tenerife. It was caused by the complete lack of visibility after all.

It looks so nice but it just doesn’t function. Sucks man.

I forgot to ask after the plane supposedly landed so I'm not sure

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>tfw never crashed
I hope she gets to retire peacefully.

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the virgin first class vs. The Chad Private Coach

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>It's a Airplane accidentally shot down episode

"B-But we thought it was a military aircraft! It was violating our Airspace!"

the best part was they couldn't figure out the problem so they cleared them back into service... and then another one broke up in mid-air...

IIRC they finally had to fill a plane with water and pressure cycle it until they figured out what was happening

John Madden doesn't fly because of:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cal_Poly_football_team_C-46_crash
No matter what he may otherwise say.

More like "nothing happened, it blew up, we swear!".

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TWA please

Пpивeт!

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The world needs more giant and or goofy transport planes.

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Imagine flying one of these things

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>tfw flying to hawaii next luck

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Why do passenger planes explode so much more than cargo planes?

>chinks want the incomplete second antonov so they can finish it
I smell a catastrophe in the making.