Why this guy getting so much exposure lately...

Humans are obsessed with following other humans around. It's normie human nature.

Hes literally been normie bait for almost 3 decades. OP is a zoomer nigger

It won't be long before something nasty shit like :
>Keanu reeves is transpobhic, why his trans spouse left him
>Keanu Reeves is alt right nazi scum
>Keanu Reeves is sexist because he don't want to touch women
>Keanu Reeves is a nasty pedophile

You know the drill. We see the normalfags flock to him because they like to play. You like the guy when normalfags don't flock on him. Yeah we do. We see your points when you flock on him, we like to play with you too.

It's all about money…

>hipsters
>contrarians
you have no idea what you're talking about huh?

are you ok?

>John Wick 3
>E3/Cyberpunk
>Toy Story 4
>Bill and Ted 3
It's the summer of Keanu

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>Why this guy getting so much exposure lately?

Word on the inside is he's about to get hit with a huge #metoo scandal. They're pushing him into the publics eye so the take down will be one of the biggest ever. I can't reveal my source but it's going to happen in a few months.

>How do you know he is getting exposure on reddit/facebook
checkmate

You're a fucking retard and probably read celebrity tabloids or some shit. And if you are demonizing people who are transphobic well you better start demonizing most of the world.

Keanu reeves was a meme when the matrix became as big as it did. Before that, he was Ted with some minor roles like Bram stokers dracula. No one would look at a guy that played Ted and think "he's gonna be jesus in a sci fi film." But he did it. So since then he was always joked as the chosen one.

after all the years he's been "the nice guy" no one will believe it no matter what
fuck off to x-pol with your shitty bait

He's the new Bill Murray who was the new Betty White. That's all it is. Twitter just arbitrarily decides who is popular and thats it.

HE sold his soul to microshit
unlike Paul Dano how uses Gnu/linux or as I have recently started calling ti GNU plus Linux

Lol Keanu was fucking a tranny for a bit, there's pics of them making out. He is immune to the current movement.

>Bill Murray
why do boomers obsess over that unfunny guy?

>linux user is a retarded autist
like always

Because he's actually funny in public and not just a grumpy cunt.

Everyone has always loved keanu
I'm glad John wick made him popular again he's based
This
Think for yourselves

Because hes a star but he does normie things too!

I can't imagine how nauseating this event was. Bill Murray bartending an event but all these hipsters pretending he isn't Bill Murray and treating him like a normal guy so they can desperately attempt to form some repertoire with him. It's the same thing with people who get seated next to celebrities on planes pretending they don't know them then they get off the plane, act like the actor's bodyguard from other people and desperately give their number hoping for a callback.

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>And if you are demonizing people who are transphobic well you better start demonizing most of the world.
You realize that is one of their goal right? Accepting kike degeneracy as a part of the world and demonize who doesn't agree

I don't want to sound like I'm giving up on any of these things (except for people who think that my first attempt at giving up was one of these), but I guess in some ways, I did. I wanted to find out how much better they'd think this new Bill Murray was. That's how I made the first attempt, and I'll never forget it. At this point, I do have the impression, based on the feedback I've gotten, that it wasn't exactly my most amazing work, but then again, it wasn't much of a work anyway. I had the impression that it wasn't going to be that much of a work, but now at least I know how much better.

It's so embarrassing. You know the movie The Big Lebowski from Blazing Saddles about one of those guys from the 1950s who goes onstage and he just starts ragging on that famous person? We all knew he was that guy. He's a jerk and he's making this up. It's so much worse when you have more than one person of this ilk and they give one-line quotes, a one-liner quote, and then when the person doesn't want to say anything again, all you can hear is them moaning so loudly that they actually sound like dogs. Now what would I do if I saw more of this? That is ridiculous! I can't. I was just so angry! It was not worth it

>great movie star to begin with
>third film starring him as a cold blooded, but kind harted, killing machine
>toy story 4
>stars in a videogame

it's like when the devil tempted jesus in the desert
now we'll see if Keanu is really humble, he can only go down from here

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You don't understand. The more he get exposed to the media, the more he's vulnerable to #meetoo and other bullshit slander for quick cash.

John Wick, Toy Story, Cyberpunk 2077 and hover hand pictures, that's it, and mostly because they all happened sorta at once.

he elevates the small things into great big things

>bangs trannies
>little to no apparent social life
>joy comes in the form of autistically obsessing over his hobbies
>goes out in public dressed as a slob and chain smokes cigarettes on street corners

literally /our guy/

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CDProject might just be advertising their game through him honestly. It's a smart move. There's probably a huge advertising deal written up and everything.

reddit has culturally appropriated keanu reeves from us

He's Reddit-the human being now. Whoever he really is has been abstracted into a perfect socially awkward and generous persona that they all call "Keanu." Whoever he really is has been lost under a deluge of "wholesome" memes and unwanted attention. In the end, it'll destroy his fans and himself.

i haven't worked in film but i've been close with a few massive music stars and the way people act around them makes you lose all faith in humanity and makes you realise how hard it must be not to become an absolutely insane egomaniacal weirdo like 99% of celebs.

to be a dave grohl or a keanu you have to be a legit good dude not to disappear into your own colon while everyone around you is constantly trying to suck you (not always figuratively) off for some minor personal gain.

>he calls himself a keanu fan
>he doesn't own a johnny mnemonic pinball machine

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>Word on the inside
Source: your ass

the internet found out his life sucked and all his family died or some shit

Hope you guys got the memo, hoverhand is based in 2019

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>You know the drill. We see the normalfags flock to him because they like to play. You like the guy when normalfags don't flock on him. Yeah we do. We see your points when you flock on him, we like to play with you too.
>It's all about money…
wdhmbt

Roasties are garbage. Why should a man of any status want to touch them?

I have always loved Keanu but that's because I'm a 90s fag. When I was younger I used to watch Point Break nearly every night.

He's just getting a lot of press right now because Bill & Ted is confirmed to come back, John Wick 3, Toy Story 4, and whatever that hipster shit Always Be My Maybe is.

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hipsters don't exist anymore, they're called normies now.

But that cracked article was from almost a decade ago. Why are (((they))) pushing him now?

cus hes a good actor and not a psycho like tom cruise or some shit?

Keanu likes being like everybody else.

I was thinking this because, while Keanu does have his flaws, he is one of the most sincere, thoughtful, and funny guy I work with, which brings me back to Keanu

I don't have a huge problem with being a gay or transgender person, but sometimes people need to be like "Well at least you made up this whole deal with 'my boyfriend'" To me they're too close together.

I think Keanu plays a role in his own sexual self-worth because his character is so likable.

Keanu's voice in both movies, especially the earlier Keanu-I guess, seems to be slightly over-sensitive. In Point Break, it sounds more aggressive, and in Toy Story 4 it's too soft.

His father is also a homosexual. If that's something he finds problematic you don't need a "well he's gay but he's still my buddy" response.

Diversion tactics to make people believe that there's still good in the world. Distract them from the impending (in their lifetime) end of the world.

This! So much this!!!

once Keanu goes on SNL and talks about defending trans children and evil drumpf, then we will know he is truly lost.

>making threads asking about why people make threads about something

>evil drumpf
Colbert need to reach him and /pol/ will collectively lose their shit

John Wick 3 was received well

it turns out he's going to be in one of the more anticipated games in recent memory

he was decently charming at E3, which is mostly known for painfully transparent shills