Wake up

Did you even watch the movie?

stay in the matrix forever
make my own harem and fuck like there's no tomorrow

Gas the jews,niggers and spix. Get us of this rock and to other galaxies. Leave time it space it self, escaping the big collapse to become god.

I don't know. What sort of powers does being the one come with?

>neo is one backwards
bravo nolan

kill myself. I couldn't fix the world, too timid.

go invisible and hide in the womens showers

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Go back to bed

Make trinity's boobies bigger haha
Dis

I'd rather be The Guy.

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>make my own harem and fuck like there's no tomorrow
Until you mating press one of your squeezes and she turns full Agent Smith mid fuck.

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I'd rather win The Game

I'd have sex

Have sex with Asian qts.

That would only cause me to thrust harder. Smith didn't know I was fucking the person he just replaced, so now I'm raping him.

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It's explained in the matrix 2. Which is a dumb movie btw.

*presses button on keyboard that now says "kill all niggers"

fUCK

Take the blue pill

go back to sleep

>Tell the machines where all the brown pipo are hiding underground with the condition that they put me back into the Matrix as Adolf Hitler in 1937.
The rest, as they say, is history.

become a trap

I'd inspect some braps

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go take a number two

I know this steak doesn't exist.

I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy... and delicious.

After nine years, you know what I realize?

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What's more, I'd like to point out that the Matrix is based on "The Man" for an extremely large amount in my mind, even though it appears to be created from a human brain. I may have forgotten some things due to my mind going insane from that particular event. I am unsure if some of the questions I've asked for the Matrix also apply to his brain:

-When did he grow up? Who did he become? When did he get his hands on the Matrix? Did he really create the Matrix?

-What did the machine think it was doing when it started talking?

fpbp

That this steak is the best thing I've ever eaten.

I know. You know that? But I've never been there. I'm trying to understand why. It's kind of like trying to understand a puzzle: I tried to do a bunch of different pieces and it all came together perfectly because I saw it from all sides. The world, as a whole, comes together, and I thought it was too hard to figure out the piece, but maybe that's what it is. The universe, like some kind of crazy parallel to your own life, wants to show its part and explain how it works — and as soon as you figure out how it works, you begin to enjoy it for what it is. In a lot of ways, this steak is the answer in all of life. Why? Because it is perfect for living. To me: what did it do for me? I was in the Matrix, trying to answer my questions, and what if the matrix told me something that I could do differently?

I know.

>that every kike, nigger, and spic...we have to kill them. All of them. It's the only way we can survive and carve out a future for the white race
jesus christ Rami

Reminder that Revolutions is the best of the trilogy

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If the Agents are supposed to represent the people who defend the white supremacist, cishet-normative, capitalist, imperialist patriarchy, what is a rogue Agent Smith meant to represent?

bbbbbbrrrrrrrrAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP

firstposted and bestpostpilled

white men who think they're different/ not a part of it

If I knew the matrix was a thing I’d do what the bald guy did except I’d headshot the two niggers and finish the job
I would live in absolute bliss for 200 years and would not feel bad about selling you fags out once

if i was the one would i still have ED? if not, then i'd have sex

oh man, these headlights...

rape

the spice neo

woa

Fly up into the sky then back down very fast to make a fuck huge crater.

rap

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>not flying straight through the core of the planet

Oh no no no

Quit my job