What would life be like if you looked like this?

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LIKE ANTS...

I do look like that. Just with 100lbs of flab around it and a neckbeard.

I would have the strength and endurance to have sex but i would still have a tiny painis

He's clearly a dicklet. Even he get's cucked by tyrone.

I would get sex

Confusing when people start talking about anything but football.

> Handegg bad

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Eat low amounts of carbs. always eat 200-300 calories less than your daily requirements till you look like that.
Workout 5 times a week. Fast or at least eat half of you daily required calories on the days you are not working out.
Maintaining that body year around unless you have financial incentive to do so is a pain.

and a weak jaw and poor bone structure

>till you look like that.
Not every guy has broad shoulders and good bone structure

That's a genetically gifted male that would look good even if he was chubby

I trained to look like this, life didn't change much.

VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS

Attractive people are more likely to be intelligent

that won't give you the face or the shoulders

Nonstop asian model pusy

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>yet still dumb

source?

The most intelligent people in history are hardly considered attractive, same applies today.

Hot gay sex everyday

It's just halo effect and favoritism. Unless you just go White=attractive.

he physique kinda looks like geralt anyway how i get a physique like this?

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Why does everyone here put sex on such a pedestal? It's enjoyable, but god damn, it
s no some life altering shit like you fuckers think. Hell, a lot of the times, I tell my girlfriend I'm not in the mood because it can be a fucking chore sometimes. I really don't get the fascination.

Genes + lifetime of good habits and working out since you are at most 5 years old.

I would bareback twinks every night

My shoulders went from 17.5 inch across to 19 inch across and I just started lifting in November last year.

Work out three times a week. On the off days I do 10k runs.
It's a confirmation of being valued.

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he looks like shit desu.

Still have the same mental depression, if he happier in a fleeting sort of way for the first few days/weeks but they’d always come back. There is no magic pill that gives you the needed lessons and insights required to beat depression

If I didn’t have depression then it’d be pretty gud

Painis. That's a clever play on words for a small penis

I look like that without the height

Mine are 15.5 across, is that bad?

confirmed for never having been in an elite academic setting

Hes too good looking, most average hot chicks would think he looks stupid/too built the only type of chick he could probably pull is other models unless hes gay which theres a good chance of looking at his body/profession
Chicks like above average looking guys with skinny bodies who are popular and have money

like looking like an average female

People would give me anything I wanted and pussy would be all over me.

>Why does everyone here put oxygen on such a pedestal? It's enjoyable but god damn its not some life altering shit like you fuckers think. Hell, a lot of the times, i tell my lungs im not in the mood because it can be a fucking chore sometimes. i really dont get the fascination

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You looked better with hair.

JUST

Who gives a fuck if anyone values you? All that matters is that you value yourself. Stop needing validation from others.

based retard

AzzzinIdentity so butthurt. R/Hapas makes an appearance too

Equally as worthless. It's not my looks that are the problem.

You look like a pedo from the 80s

Oxygen is literally required a for a human being to live. Sex isn't.

careful with this blackpill lad, Yea Forums is hinging.

Homo platitude.

Sex is necessary for mental health and normality, I havent gotten any for 5 years and I feel like im going insane

How many times a week do you exercise your scalp?

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Yeah no, he’s close to being universally attractive. Just look at how girls react to Chico and Sean o’Pry. They immediately become horny and start acting like infants in front of them. This post is unironic cope

he's 5'5

Or, I just don't give a shit what others think.
That sounds like horseshit, to be honest.

>people would still be alive if nobody had sex

I do, but I'm black

Sex is required for the manufacturing of mammal offspring. You literally wouldn't exist if your mother wasn't a whore who enjoyed strangers spewing gunk in her innards.

How old are you even?

Intelligent perhaps, but generally the standouts are those that are both intelligent and hard working enough, and it's generally the rule that you work hard in what you're good at only to balance out things you suck at (ie ugly people generally study more to compensate, thus most of the well known "geniuses" are ugly)

Duh. It was always gonna go, though. Both granddads and my father were affected. There was a short period where I was slim and still had all my hair, I was pretty popular with the ladies then. Being in love with a certain person prevented me on just fucking away at every opportunity though.

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> I just don't give a shit what others think
Because that's what it means to be an adult!

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>being a wristlet
No thanks

You fuckers know exactly what I mean. Sex is not required for an individual to live. You can live a full and healthy life as a virgin.

depends on your height. I am a little over 6 feet and I feel like 19 inch across is good.
I worked out for a few months when I was in high school and it was such a waste as I used to only train chest, Biceps and lats.
Good shoulders are what makes you look great in clothes.

I mean, it is. Once you get to a certain age, you stop caring.

>user states fact
>4channelers SEETHE

I-I'm ugly and s-smart user! That's why I work a sh-shitty job and spend all my f-free time playing video games and shitposting anonymously on a-a website!

Not even Jesus made it past 30 user

>Sex is not required for an individual to live
The impulse is still there, even if you think you might have it under control. Sex is a natural act related to owning a healthy enough body.
Have sex.

>horseshit
The entire purpose of the male organism is to please the female and fuck her. There’s a reason why men always feel incompetent when they can’t please a woman. Shit, adult male virgins are all the proof you need for the importance of sex in a man’s life, all these virgins end up being socially inept weirdos

Allegedly he died at 33.

>Sex is not required for an individual to live
Neither is food beyond water and bland chicken + peas but you try living like that

>you can't bully me if I don't FEEL bullied
Literal cope.

>Measuring your shoulders
>being this insecure
Bitch, you don't even own a tailor-made suit

>i stopped playing video games because of peer pressure
dude your personality must be fucking lit!!!

Are flat, square pecs like that mostly a genetic lottery thing? Like Chris Evans in Captain America shape still doesn't have that look.

I'd still be sad as hell.

Maybe you should have sex because then you'll realize it's not the end all/be all thing you faggots all think it is.

Girl I have a crush on would leave her bf for me

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>Sex is a natural act related to owning a healthy enough body.
you mean like having genitals? what are you trying to say? do you think people think you sound smart?

There's more to them being weirdos than a lack of sex.

as long as your side chest is not flat, you're good.

Im 5'11"

BING BING WAHOO

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i still wouldnt be getting laid, but at least id feel better about myself. probably would stop drinking and maintain a modeling career. i would not marry any chick i meet after the transformation though, i would probably try to date an old college friend i had. she was sweet and lonely like i am so i think it would be nice to give her some hot body. that would probably help her self image a bit

Jeez, I know how to trigger Yea Forums now

Who the fuck is bullying me? Sometimes I really wonder about the type of people I'm talking to on this site. All of you live in some fantasy dream land where everyone here is just as fucked up as you are.

very much fun and no suffering

This kind of body type isn't even that difficult to achieve. Light cardio and gym 3-4 days a week with a big focus on arms and shoulders. But that low level of body fat isn't something that can be attained at all times. 1-2% body fat constantly just isn't healthy.

Also this man obviously skips leg day a lot. Don't be like him.

those are some narrow shoulders. I want to see them just for my curiosity.

>roiding for this
Your hair wasn't worth it

I couldn't give two percent of a shit less what people think of me.
I enjoy sex. I have sex occasionally. It feels great. And no, it isn't THE BEST THING EVER, but humans, being social animals, pick up on social cues and signals that indicate that someone is a viable partner for reproduction. The connection is the best part, then comes the sex.
Some of us are homo sapiens and accept anything and eveything related to our existence. Others are just homos.

OH 不 不 不 不

it's apparent that your time isn't full of doing interesting things

>This kind of body type isn't even that difficult to achieve
This is what women actually believe

You do know that the average man has 6 inch wrists on average, right? Only fat men have wide wrist circumferences

>I enjoy sex. I have sex occasionally.
you think you're have it more often if you weren't so overly verbose?

Lol that guy's legs are perfectly muscular and proportionate with his upper body. Don't let /fit/ meme you into T-Rex mode.

I assume his daily life is something like
>hit the gym
>consume protein
>hit the gym
>shower
>sleep
Seems kinda boring desu. I'm sure he gets worshiped like an Adonis by the women he scores with at parties on the weekend. Might be fun for that though.

Bane?

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Cope

I dont know who either of those guys are so im positive hot young women dont know either, i just looked them up though snd they look like the type of guys desperate milfs would go for, im not hot but i have attractive friends and theyre all skinny with good looking faces hair and smiles and they can pull any chick just by talking them up, i can gurantee that if you showed those model guys and a picture of dave franco or some other above average looking guy they would all go for the more normal looking guy

this

Never used any roids. That's all a high-protein low carb diet change and cardio.

if i looked like that with none of the prerequisite effort it'd just mean a lot of unwanted attention from strangers.

and i don't mean that in a "catcalling is bad and a problem" way but moreso in a "i'm an unrepentant loner and hate every aspect of normal life that requires contact with others"

being an average looking unnasuming dude means nobody bats an eye which is fine by me

>1-2% body fat constantly just isn't healthy.
That's not 1-2%. Lowest I ever got was 8%, in my pics it's at 12-14%

dont listen to these fags you look good and i would shave off that hair imo

this. also if he want a relationship its going to be stressful because she will expect him to look like this forever, so you can really only go downhill from here on in her eyes. one night stands are probably the best way to go, and then probably marrying once you go full dad body. like a reverse stacy

Literally just work out if you to experience having a body like that.

Otherwise, this 'helpless' outlook you'd like to peddle is for the ultimately ungifted, like you, but not relevant for me.

Cope harder neckbeard. A lot more goes into being a successful model than working out a bunch. The business and marketing side of it is huge. Each model operates like a independent contractor and has to work hard to build a reputation to get jobs. If the requirement to be a model was only be attractive and meet people at parties, every attractive guy would be doing it.

Thanks. Way ahead of you usually, but currently I'm rocking the Floki because I felt like it. Also, I want to attend this weekend's Viking fair in my city.

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Don't be so sure. I don't want to sound like a faggot, but I think I'm pretty good looking. Girls always flirt with me and get flustered if I talk to them out of the blue. There was this one girl in Uni who was like a dweeb antisocial type girl. She was into video games and manga stuff. She was cute. She had a bf who was probably 2 inches taller than her. She was like 5'1 and he was 5'4. Anyway I tried to ask her out and win her over but she rejected me over her slightly chubby manlet boyfriend.

It really shattered my confidence for some reason even though way hotter girls have been interested in me.

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So what you're saying is that it's a lot of hard work with a relatively low success rate? Seems like a waste of time.

>You're have it more often
I am what I am. Whoever doesn't like it can go fuck someone else.

dude, you're absolutely coping right now

>"Uh, n-nO! Hes too good looking!! Girls would definitely prefer this other less good looking guy haha!!

what the fuck are you even rambling about?

>it's a lot of hard work with a relatively low success rate?
Your success is getting a healthy natty body and assuming your hair stays in place, a lot of chances with girls. I'm pretty sure even bald I could still score, but I'm currently just low on self-esteem personally. That's the true dealbreaker for women.

thats not 1-2% more like 6-12%~
Unless you are someone with a mental disability, or someone that profits off of Mr Olympia you will never ever reach, or want to be, 1-2%
being that low a % will kill you eventually, and looks disgusting

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>That
>1-2%

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>be me
>6'4"
>8/10 face
>big dick
>IQ over 120
>good body
>great paying job
to answer your question OP, it's not that great. it's hard to find someone i can connect with. most of the time i feel lonely even when i'm surrounded by people the whole time. it's almost impossible to have interesting and challenging conversations with others. you think everything is great when you are good looking but the reality is good looking people have problems too. life is suffering no matter how you look like.

imagine being as gay as OP

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wtf is he even modeling in this webm? are those boxer shorts with pockets?

You are almost certainly incel elliot rodger tier autistic and creeped her out

>This kind of body type isn't even that difficult to achieve
gym minimum of 1 hour high intensity short breaks over a period of months to years with a constant strict diet isn't "easy"

This is the first time I’ve ever made this thread

Timestamped pic for proof?

>it's almost impossible to have interesting and challenging conversations with others.
That's because you're borderline retarded lmao

May I ask what motivated you to repost this? I've never once remade a thread that I've already seen. Seems pointless.

>life is suffering no matter how you look like.
>be me
>5'9''
>In shape
>mildly skilled at several arts
>Doctor
>totally straight edge
>have gf
>Feel good all the time

they aren't. it's just the angle. To build up the top you ahve to roid, basically. The muscle starts on the bottom outside and slowly fills up to the top.

>posting pics of myself on indonesian gaylover forums
i'm good looking, not retarded. believe me or not, i don't care.

>retard sperg who rarely too never is around women doesnt understand what women find attractive
Heres a hint its not runway models

I'm not though