Character does something awkward/embarrassing

>being such an insecure beta that fictional material triggers you
I had a gun pulled on me in middle school, was beat up numerous times and humiliated many times. Let it go, move on and better yourselves for God sake.

This is legitimately the funniest fucking thread i've read today. Do you guys actually do this?

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did you really feel the need to respond to every post

I'm glad i'm not the only one doing that user

He probably has never seen such a large group of retarded aspies in one place.

Same guy here.
When I was younger I'd walk around in public and day dream. In my head I'd be imagining a battle between robots and me being one of them. I'd make qutie explosion noises with my mouth and making sounds to imitate the sound of the metal breaking and pounding against each other. To simulate it even further, I'd clench my hands and grip them in different ways and move them around to further immerse myself in the battle. I got some weird looks from people in public.

I think I may actually be autistic

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I was doing this a week ago. i rewatched the dark knight scene where batman comes in after joker crashes the party and I was dancing around imagining I was batman and I was beating up my bullies from highschool trying to protect a qt gf.

Fuck you, nigger. I too used to make that in my way to school.

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i do but i've got assburgers, no idea if that's the reason

don't turn it into a dick measuring contest
>t. an orphan

I do all of these... I thought it was a normal thing... isn't it?
pls tell me it is

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It's just an example that there's no need to hold on to irrelevant events. Every discussion isn't a competition.

too bad that nigger didnt pull the trigger and saved us all some trouble lmao

Which one of you guys does the "singing made up songs with sexually explicit lyrics involving buttcheeks and balls" shit. I actually do this whenever i'm bored lmao

>I'd clench my hands and grip them in different ways and move them around to further immerse myself in the battle

Not alone.

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It’s not autism, literally everyone imagines themselves as Goku or Naruto as a kid, even the normiest or Normans

What is it about this board that makes it attract so many on-the-spectrum characters?

Probably would have been for the best. Oh well, guess I'm going to have to continue living with qt GF.

Sure, but that's the whole question: are they irrelevant?

pls help

They can't survive in normal society because they are committed in being retarded. Yea Forums culture enables these people to "be themselves" .

I don't understand it either. At least the autists here are more bearable than the faggots at Yea Forums.

This is also probably the funniest board on Yea Forums, no doubt about that.

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Throwing punches and kicks I get but why are you “dancing around”?

Yes, yes they are. They have no significance to your life at the moment. The only use you could gain from them is to bitch and moan like a faggot about how those experiences "hurt" you. Do you enjoy being a whiny faggot?

>listen to a podcast/video
>they start talking about a topic you're interested in
>pause it and start pacing

Not me. When I'm bored I daydream what I'd do if I was all powerful or a genie granted me some wishes. I think methodically what and how to wish them. I think about the rules the genie might have. I think about this every day as if one day it could happen and I need to be ready

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I sometimes do this, but only of the character could have avoided it using minimal foresight. If the character is established as being literally retarded its ok.

haha

I would have space armadas made of pens battle. All the desks in the classrooms were docks inside a titanic space station.

>within cells interlinked
>with incels interlinked
you played yourself, user

baneposting unironically

>watch a movie about a badass
>next day get in scuffle with someone at the bar
>mimic the bad ass
>get my ass kicked

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Fuck

I can have conversations with faceless people based only on the content of the posts. That is why i like Yea Forums.

Used to pretend the pens were artillery guns firing at the enemy somewhere. Everytime they hit a target, there would be a massive explosion in which i would simulate my vigorously shaking my head and clenching my eyes and making a discrete explosion noise.

Is anyone here good about masking their autism in public around people? People would never think about how fucking weird I am because of how normie I am in person

Where do you think we are?

I made the explosion sounds by doing the move you do when your ears pop really hard. Makes it sound like your in a bunker and explosions are going off in the distance.

>they start talking shit about a topic you like
>can't stop listening
>feel sad for the rest of the day

Why does this keep happening?

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Sort of? I tend to slip up every now and again. I haven't mastered it yet.

I think it's mostly just for lul's. One of these posts were from me and it was completely fabricated in hope for (you)"s.

Every time a thread like this is posted I find some autistic ritual that I do/did and how it's not only me. I like these threads because it reminds me I'm not the only embarrassing dork in the world.

But that's okay, right? I always get a bit too embarassed and excited about my interests

If i hear npr or some normie thing i know my peers read talk about a topic i like i feel panic because i know the people reading will not really get it.

Hello

You're probably the guy telling us to man up and talking about how you got mugged in middle school or something

fuck you faggot

Actually going back to your space dock thing. I remember using the pen artillery to recreate the space battle in revenge of the sith where dooku's ship gets btfo'd by the republican ship.

This. I tell lies all the time and assume most others do as well.

>Remember a bad memory
>blurt out the name of the old family dog
Weird kind of tic, but I can't help it

No. I was fairly popular in middle/high school. Not anymore, though

No, my fabricated post was about watching a movie about a bad ass and then getting my ass kicked for mimicking the bad ass

formerly popular

>they have no significance to your life at the moment
In my case they do, so I could be as much of a whiny faggot as I want to, buddy.

I immediately start humming a high-pitched melody

Literally me

>Remember a bad memory
>Start rapidly muttering "niggers"
Thank god I never leave my home.

I lie all the time but my lies are often based on the truth in some way.

The most obvious one too, I failed.

What are some autistic fantasies you guys had in school? My big one was getting locked in the school overnight with my crush. That or getting locked in an amusement park overnight because we got left behind on a field trip.

This only works if you have a masculine face.
You can be as badass as you want but if you have a söyboy face you will only look like a cringy tryhard. This is life.

Brothers...

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Well I meant on Yea Forums. I straight up make shit up here all the time. Always thought it was a big part of the appeal of this place.

I'd usually daydream about marrying pretty people that randomly appeared on tv. I'd make a big wedding with castles and unicorns, with all my family present and a big mass of people taking pictures of us. Now that i think of it, it was really weird since they were adults and I was barely a teenager.

I'd also imagine marrying anime characters like inuyasha or Sendo from Slam Dunk.

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>remember bad memory while in public
>mutter to myself "whose the fat ass now...?"
>people look at me with concern

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>as a kid

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I post insane truths about myself here that would get me convicted anywhere else.

I was Heatblast from Ben 10, but I was also a famous musician.

l-literally m-me

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Something crashing through the classroom and killing a bunch of people
I didnt hate them or anything either, just thought about what a plane or truck going through the wall would look like

I literally do this but I’ve always had mild Tourette’s so my GF doesn’t notice. Maybe I’m just a fucking weirdo

I do this as well but i shout "nigger" or "fuck" and sometimes start hitting my head while groaning.

>about to leave bathroom and start the day / go to bed
>smile and wink at mirror, say have a good day / sleep

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Mine was walking late at night with a qt asian from high school until we suddenly get mugged by 2 nigs and I'd fend them off

That's pretty weird. Thank god nobody else but you does that.

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Very cute and based user.

>I get the ability to stop time
>Didn't even consider using it for lewd purposes, instead I wait until Physics classes
>Stop time mid experiment and tweak things so they ignore the rules of physics
>The class don't understand what's wrong but the teacher slowly loses his mind trying to understand why things aren't working

>watch Jurassic Park
>walk around school on the balls of my feet
>crane neck forward
>tuck arms in
>I am a velociraptor

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I think I actually tell the truth more on the chans than irl desu. Of course I'll occassionally lie or LARP on /biz/ as 300k starting self employed software engineer but this is the only place where we can talk about feels or our autistic habits. Imagine actually mentioning to some normie that you dance around in your room in complete darkness pretending to be batman and fending off 2 muggers to protect your qt asian gf or pretending to be a girl getting swept off your feat by a strong, antagonistic man but with a heart of gold and getting pumped full of semen by him everyday until you birth two beautiful children you'd take care of. Everyday you'd look at the sunset, holding your son's small, fragile hand and waiting everyday for Chad to come home from work so you can cook him a nice meal and then lie on his warm, firm chest that rhythmically rises and falls and continually does so more slowly as we fall asleep blissfully into the night.

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getting gang raped by girls!

>character doesn’t walk up the staircase in his house on all fours with his elbows and knees jutted out, hissing and screeching at an imaginary army defending the top stair

>character is in an awkward situation
>instantly start convulsing and pretend to hit my head with a hammer i have at reach

>Remember something embarrassing I did in the past
>Chant "nigger nigger nigger" to myself to drown out the memory

>watch Gargoyles as a kid
>fast forward 20 years later
>have female over, nail her and pretty sure it went well
>next day talking to her friend
>Why do you walk around on your tiptoes, user? That's really goddamned weird.
FUCK

>have to stop car rapidly for whatever reason
>Envision my time trial ghost car continue on into traffic and my certain death

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I do this too. In the middle of the night I'll wake up in cold sweat due to the pain of remembering something cringey I did when I was 10 so I will start saying "nigger", "fucking nigger" in my head or say "niggerniggerniggernigger" really fast to make the pain of those memories go away.

>on family road trips
>extend hand out the window and pretend I'm slicing through signs and buildings as we pass by
Pretty sure every kid does this though.

Apart from what appear to be a few people with autistic tics, most people in this thread just seem to have really vivid imaginations and allow themselves to be carried away by it. There's nothing wrong with that. Stop putting yourselves down

Based.

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Noice. Used to have pencils be boarding craft and the pen point being out meant hyperdrive was ready.

high yes is this the r9k thread where we post frog and cancer guy

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I do the exact same thing but i say nigger and "i want my mom" really weird.

Obsessed with Raimi spiderman/peter parker as a kid and still think one day I will obtain his powers through a spider bite or some radiation experiment.

I still do the web shooter noises and arm actions and crawl up my stairs like its a wall.

What is wrong with me anons

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No wonder you faggots can’t socialize with women. And to think these are the same people telling me to have sex

Have sex.

>t. virgin

dilate

>watch interviews with famous actors and answer the questions like you're the one being interviewed

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>have sex

>Movie is chock full of action
>It Overloads my senses and I start jumping off the coffee table doing karate chops in the air and made up Karate moves, then run around the house.

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>lying in bed imagining you're playing the song you're listening to at the school talent show

That’s pretty common.

What I'd do in a zombie scenario with my friends

I know a drug addict, failure of a boomer who goes around shouting: "Urine!" and "testicle cancer!" all the time.

I have this fantasy combined with the fantasy where you’re sent back in time to your younger body but with your adult mind intact.

It makes me feel good that someone else does it too.

>watch Rambo as a child 5 or 6 maybe
>make a game out of it and pretend to survive, skulk and attack people in the back yard
>even poop out there
>we had a dog so my parents probably picked up my poop

>he imagined himself playing the guitar and singing at the talent show

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this retard ass lmao

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Not a tranny limp dick, they all need to off themselves.

>Trip in public as a kid.
>Embarrassed as fuck, try not to look at anyone because I know they're laughing at me.

>Trip in public as an adult.
>Look at it like "Who the fuck put this thing in my way?"
>Go on with my business.

What happened to me?

>he imagined someone could love him

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I did this too and I would also think about how I would survive if this happened.

Can't watch Monk for this reason

>character thinks of something embarrassing or cringey they've done in the past
>makes a loud noise or starts humming to distract their brain

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Jesus man, it makes hard to watch movies for me.
Some movies i have to pause or put off for next day.

>listening to Death Grips
>Imagine that I pull off Ride's vocals perfectly even though I sound faggy

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The school's gravity being reversed and only I was expecting it

Mine is:
>sent back to my middle school self with adult mind intact
>get my fat ass in shape at 13 instead of 20 like I did IRL
>become a fit high school Chad starring in school plays
>get an agent for auditions and modeling jobs

Ho boy i do that with all the songs they play at work
>but it's not my time
>im not goin
>there's a queer in me
>and now he's gonna blow
>into the end of me

>doesnt spend all his hours grafting the fitties
who the fuck cares about jobs your supposed to be 13

>imaginary
Hello commie

All I'm reading is a lot of anons whose creativity and imagination hasn't been completely killed off. Keep on keeping on brothers

Getting sent back with my adult mind would suck, I couldn't fucking drive or drink, not to mention I'd have to go through school again.

Well yeah, I’d be doing that too or course.

delet

I think at the age of like 5 I called this 'games in my head"

I consider myself to have a very vivid imagination, but when I was a kid it was borderline hallucinogenic.

In my grandparents house the walls were decked in bookcases full of like porcelain ornaments and figures, thousands of them, and they'd be engaged in these colossal small soldiers style wars.

When I was old enough to have my own toys every single one out of the dozens or hundreds had a place in this cross franchise syncretic sci fi universe where they were all at war.

And I mean the violence with which I acted this stuff out mentally. Physically exhausted from making impact noises and mimicking the jarring violence of the fights.

I'm sure this is reading as unbelievably autistic to most people, but it was fucking incredible.

My biggest was sitting at my desk in highschool during a test or something and imagining/ praying that some kid would come crashing through the ceiling then plow immediately through the floor. In that very brief period of time you would hear his scream come in and out like the Doppler effect. Don't know why but it was always a favorite daydream of mine

Yet you're talking about it here so obviously it still sticks in your mind

True but in return you’d have knowledge of the future. The real question is would you attempt to change major events like 9/11 or would you mostly lay low and do low key stuff like telling your parents to invest in Apple stock or whatever.

I don't imagine because i want to. I have to do it. Its like the only thing I feel I can do. I know the good life exists out there somewhere but I dont see it being attainable for someone such as I.

Lowkeu for sure, I'm still in my early 20s so I'd just do shit like investing and betting on things I know.

You and I both. I still imagining myself climbing and webshooting through towns and cities.

Ahh shit dude. I would have like a couple different imaginary stories/ characters i would drop into when i was in the mood for playing in a particular world. This would be accompanied by explosion sounds with my mouth.

Sometimes when i get too high they come back to me and i have to fight not wanting to go back in

suddenly realized all the neighbors probably saw me poop in the yard. kitchen windows all overlooked the conjoining yards. the fences seemed so big those days

Not unusual but I would spend hours assembling random bionycles and making super long, complex stories... and I feel like I still could and would.

Based

kek I do this too

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I’m in my early 30s so if I got sent back to my middle school self in the 90s, I’d be in a prime position to get my parents to invest in all sorts of lucrative stuff.

No one cares. You are a background character in other people's lives. Only a minority of losers want to harass and humiliate people like this and they probably browse here.

>incorporate "badass" characters' habits and quirks into my everyday mannerisms
>randomly glare and squint whenever I can
Please help me

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You're mistaking autism for creativity.

Lots of screenwriters are probably on the spectrum tho

>people ITT are considered freaks but trannies and faggots are considered normal as fuck on this website

Okay, be straight with me brothers, is the pacing around shit normal or not? I can never get through a video of embarrassing or interesting things in one go. I am constantly pausing and getting up to pace for up to an hour at a time.

>reminder of some quirky high school puppu love romance that didnt last
>constantly think of ways I would've done it different, pace around the house and imagine scenarios of me being a badass
Is it over for me?

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>making money
i'd save my mom
i miss her brehs..

Not judging but that sounds very autistic.

Not Yea Forums but still
>Would brush people aside when in big crowds

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I'm sure a few do, but none of them post here.

I would too but setting my parents up financially would go hand-in-hand with that.

This, except I imagined space battles and I'd move my hands around as if they were spaceships.

>realise I've been pacing between the same 3 rooms looking out of the windows of each for about 45 minutes again
y-yeah we're normal user

THIS.

More like
>trip as a kid
>dont look since people are staring

>trip as an adult
>look around and notice nobody cares and never did
>i could probabaly start rolling on the floor and most would pretend not to see me
so it goes i guess

>tfw I'd sit down on a bench
>in between two people to blend in

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sounds fun

I used to think I wanted this but then i thought back on school and realized that those events were what made me what I am now. Only real reason to do so would be to live longer.

I only do this with scary movies.

>romance scene
>close tab and shut off computer

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I still do this except I flip around an ancient backscratcher shaped like a hand (thumb is missing), it really helps me think and create ideas when being a writefag

Ahh fuck, this is really similar to me.
>get up from computer in living room
>walk to kitchen and look out window
>walk to bed room and look out window
>back to living room
>repeat for the next hour until I go back to watch my video

ayy, stim bros

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Contrary to popular belief, a symptom of autism is actually displaying little-to-no imaginative playing
So no, you're just a weird fuck

And to be wealthy and happier overall.

One was
>School had a lockdown and we had to kill each other until there was one last person alive to escape.

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I think if I could wish for anything I wouldn't wish for a girlfriend or for my greatest fetish to be fulfilled. Just wish that I could be happy for what I have and able to capitalize on my skills to do cool things without being held back by myself.

Yea but I make enough money.

>too embarrassed to go out to run
>used to hold a pillow with one hand and punch it with the other instead, imagining it was a boxing match
>would even time the rounds and rest "in a corner"
>I was 17 at the time
I didn't need to be reminded of this

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You don't need a magical wish granter for that, user

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Convenience store getting robbed by gun point, and devising a plan on the spot to stop it that worked perfectly and I become a local hero.

I used to run around in the backyard with a stiffy thrusting at nothing in particular. 1000% certain now that all of my neighbors saw this, how I wasn't put in a mental institution I'll never know.

Have sex with a white woman and create white babies.

>character has full on conversations with himself in public
>character knows he can just think these thoughts to himself but chooses to talk to himself outloud
>gets quiet and holds his thoughts when people come around
>continues when they walk away

No one actually does this... right?

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>suspenseful scene
>skip ahead fast to know who dies etc. then return to original position

autism on here is just code word for weird creepy virgin

This schizo /int/ argie does something similar.

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>suddenly remember something embarrasing that happened a decade ago
>clench my teeth and start humming in frustration

still have these at 30

I had a puffy winter coat as a kid and id put my hand in the sleeve and pretend i had an arm cannon like samus or barret

depending on how old you were when you did this, that's fine

>awkward guy slowly moves in for the kiss on his hot co-star
>have to pause and go to my bed and put the covers over my head and go into the fetal position under my mind wanders enough so I forget about what was about to happen, then go back to the TV and try to finish the scene.

Anyone else?

>character has full on conversations with himself in public
I knew an autistic girl in middle school who would talk like Happy Tree Friends characters to herself then I'd ask her "What?" And she would be like "O-Oh! N-Nothing." Was really weird.

This sounds like heavy grade 'tism.

I do ;_;

Post video

>character gets frustrated playing a game
>he imagines himself as the boss of a big company yelling at some employee for screwing, or as a soldier executing uncooperative civilians in a 3rd world shithole

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Do people unironically do this, or am I getting memed on right now?

When I worked a really slow job at K-Mart I would listen to customers mumble pretty often. I heard multiple people mutter about killing people. Also there was this guy we called butters who came in a lot would talk to himself really loud all the time. He had been caught masturbating in the bathrooms twice. Flirted with every female employee there.

One time I was walking down an aisle and someone grabbed my shirt and yanked me aside. Turned out to be a coworker who said i was about to run into butters and probably get stuck talking to him. I owed him one.

haha

Along with the pacing, I do that this as well......

>used to play with action figures in the bathroom before i needed to shit
>would hold the poop in just to finish scenes
>did this till I was around 14 years old
No wonder I'm a fucking loser, but to be honest those times were fun as hell and the battles were epic.

Even had this guy as a kid, before I read the manga. I may be alone but at least I've always had good taste

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Yes I do this. Only when I am alone but I have gotten psyched at AMV's before.
youtu.be/gq4xkHNSuYQ

HAHAHaaaaaw man, I saw a kid that screamed out a NOO or something in public then immediately looked up from his phone and I was looking at him specifically to send him the impression that he's a fucking loser

youtube.com/user/Lisandro19810513/
youtube.com/watch?v=78h9R4cF6Pw

Americans!

I just tell my brain to shut up when it does that.

When troubleshooting shit on the computer I would get angry and yell niggers. Having a programming job and not being allowed to get angry in public has helped a lot with this. I get less angry in general because i don't allow myself to react.

When I was a kid me and my brother would do that after watching the Power Rangers Movie because the intro was so badass or when the Nickelback post credit song played at the end of Spiderman.

>Have an appointment next week (can be doctor, bank, anything)
>Multiple times a day have practice conversations with myself

If I don't do it then I might forget something important I wanted to talk about
It's not as fun as imagining you're on a talk show or something talking about a great movie you directed

I think you would have better results if you just didn't sweat it. Even if you sound like the Drive guy it doesn't matter.

>driving on road
>see black guy on sidewalk
>mutter "based black man" under my breath
who else does this

>funny moment/joke in video
>rewind and rewatch 3-5 times

I'm not anxious about it and I talk quite well and naturally I think
It's just I have to go over things over and over or else I'll forget them I guess

>character doesn't play old videogames and imagine sexually explicit lyrics to the music

thanks bro

you ever play danganronpa?

>character sees a hot girl out in public
>imagines saying all the right things to her and winning her over
>does nothing and goes home to masturbate to 2d images of girls
What was the point of this?

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>woman appears on screen
>skip the entire scene

i actually only do this about 25% of the time, for the particularly insufferable ones. if there's a couple though, i 100% skip all their scenes.

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i do this but i'm imagining having a gf

reminder that you cannot masturbate to a girl that you want to fuck

it WILL fuck you up and you will never have sex with her. its like jinxing yourself

youtube.com/embed/dQHPSD6GYxo

ironic isn't it? you're the most massive autist in this thread.

Is anything in this thread true?

fug
youtube.com/watch?v=dQHPSD6GYxo

>listen to music while pacing around at 3am while my family are asleep imagining epic stories and ideas for animes and movies id make, or imagining me having this super cool transformation and impressing people I know with this chill attitude while we hang out, or me having some sort of powers and my friends finding out and being impressed or me antagonising them with my powers, or me being interviewed for the new book or anime I wrote and casually doing q and a’s on Yea Forums with my massive fanbase
>realise I’ve been pacing in a circle for hours and I’ll never write down or do anything with my ideas

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KWAB

*record scratch*

haha

I do this too

haha

>you can't masturbate to a girl you want to fuck
Is this true lads?

>remember something really embarrassing from 10+ years ago
>legit have a ptsd attack
>loudly say oh god no
>realize people can hear me before i would finish saying it
>start coughing and hope no one heard me

i spend more of my time in a fantasy world that the real one

haha

>character paces around his apartment at 3 AM having pretend conversations with people he hasn’t seen or spoken to in years
>character is funny, charismatic, and likable, everyone around him thinks he’s so funny and witty
>character realizes this has been going on for a few hours and that he hasn’t actually had a conversation with another human being for 3 months and will never see those people he’s thinking about ever again because he’s a shut in incel

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>ever since childhood, sometimes twist up my fingers when daydreaming deeply
>don’t realize I’m doing it until I stop
>don’t do it as often lately because I’ve been pursuing creative interests less than usual, so therefore have less autistic spells daydreaming about drawing anime or whatever
please tell me does this legitimately make me autistic?

>watch a show
>everytime something bad happens to the protagonists I insert myself as a totally new character who's aware of the dangers to come
>offer them many different solutions to solve the problem
>think of ways I can prove to them I'm not bullshiting them
>walk around like a retars while doing so

I just WANT IT TO FUCKING STOP

literally me but i try to do it with fictional characters as much as possible because i don't want to think about real people

Is everyone like this? Or just us? God this thread is giving me an existential crisis.

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At some point you gotta do something.

Just start by writing your dumbshit ideas in your notes on your phone and come back to them next week. If there’s just one thing that doesn’t sound too retarded do whatever you think would come next; draw something, write something, ask your friend what they think, POST SOMETHING HERE. You are posting in the only place you’ll ever get honest criticism.

I want everyone on here to succeed in their own way but it makes me sad when I see how much potential is wasted here.

user, don't tell me you

>imagine you're being interviewed as an actor on a talk show
>imagine you're extremely funny and liked by everyone
>imagine destroying sjw retards on twitter using your fame

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Hey user, even though we haven't spoken in years, I still would like to hang out with you again.

Unless you're that one guy I never actually liked. Then please don't contact me ever again.

Kill yourself faggot scum

I only want to be famous so I can hang out with cool famous people that I like.

user, I really hate to break it to you but in reality a famous actor unironically spouting your /pol/ memes would be beyond cringey.

>normie
you're one of them faggot

sometimes i feel like you guys really do this
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

What the fuck do you faggots do to get beat up? I managed to go through all of school without getting my ass kicked. I'm not even chad so you have no excuse

Being famous is for losers. You'll make cool and great friends don't worry
>/pol/ memes

You're trying too hard

>character has the house to himself
>doesn’t walk around making loud nonsensical noises just because he can
immersion gone

>>imagine you're being interviewed as an actor on a talk show
>imagine you're extremely funny and liked by everyone
This is hit really close to home and then some. At least that's the full extent of your problem.

A would be school shooter breaks into the class with his gun and while everyone is frozen in fear I would immediately jump into action and tackle him. I become a legend in school and get the girl(s) of my dream.

I do this but sometimes I hum loud and hit myself in the head and sprint up and down the stairs

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>Character has the house to himself.
>Doesn't immediately start going through his family's rooms looking for all their dirty little secrets.

It's like these writers are living in a fantasy world.

I knew like three kids that ran like sonic

I make the sound when you stub your toe or hurt your knee. The "ttthhhhh" sound like I'm in pain. It's way worse when im high on weed.

>having a good day
>remember a particularly embarrassing moment
>"ttthhhhhh"
>moment ruined

Fucking autismo brain.

>character goes to take a big ole country shit
>she doesnt pee first, then flush, because if the poo poo mixes with the pee pee she has to stomp around the house for a half hour slapping her thighs

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I don't pace but will zone out then realize what I am doing

I think of a comebacks to someone I barley knew then who said something 14 years ago

they wont remember me so i don't know why I still remember them

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I don't have a problem user. I have finally managed to channel (most of) my daydreaming into writing a story.

>lip sync to songs in my room
>start getting emotional and sometimes cry

I did during a school run, I was 13 I wasn't being ironic

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>5 years old
>watch matrix with family
>absolutely obsessed with the movements and all the slow motion shit
>so was my 16 year old brother
>picks me up and makes me walk on the walls doing flips and shit
>never had so much fun

>beats me up every other day

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I remember when I was video game character fighting my friend, I was fighting him as sonic, and he was fighting me as samus when he told me samus was a girl.

I told him he was a fucking liar and super jumped him into the springs.

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>swim in pool by myself and pretend to do Kamehameha blasts and destructo discs and special bean cannons with the amount of water being splashed indicating how powerful the attack was
>be so self conscious of being along I whisper all the moves and yelling

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

>Watch a quality film
>Daydream about being the person who made it and being famous, going on press tours and have people listen to the things I say with rapt attention

for some reason I always fantasized about two cops showing up in the middle of class and arresting me in front of everyone

reminder zoomers shouldn't be giving advice to anyone.

>I don't have a problem user.
My apologies, I probably should've used a better word. It's just I do those things you mentioned and then some The "and then some" basically being a further version of imagining being well-liked and funny to people, like you said.
>I have finally managed to channel (most of) my daydreaming into writing a story.
You're lucky then. I have tons of scattered ideas but none of them have been fleshed out into a whole story.

>I'm not even chad so you have no excuse
How fucking short-sighted can you get? The only tragedy in bullying is that it's never targeted towards the ones who badly needs it

haha

haha

haha

>this thread

It makes me happy knowing I am not alone but at the same time makes me sad knowing I cannot be like everyone else.

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shut the fuck up reddit nigger

alright guys give it to me straight: I often get lost in thought and pace around my room. On top of all of that I often talk to myself out loud. 1-10 how autistic is this? I have often wondered about being on the spectrum but I don't have any serious social flaws and by all standards and metrics I am a chad, am I just highly eccentric?

Anyone else here fantasize about hiding out in the school somewhere like in Neverending Story?

>Character remembers something cringy he did years ago
>starts mutering "fuckfuckfuckfuck" under his breath

You probably have ADD. People are constantly talking to themselves, just not out loud. You probably have an easier time talking to yourself out loud because of the ADD.

go back poofter

>dude when I was a child I behaved like a child I think I may be retarded

I do the same thing, talking to myself out loud helps me work my problems out

I see.
>I have tons of scattered ideas but none of them have been fleshed out into a whole story.

I don't have a whole story yet neither. It's mostly "lore" for now or elements I would like to include. I get an idea, develop it by daydreaming, while doing that I'll most likely find that it's not very coherent so I'll fix it. I'll think about the whole updated thing once more and then I'll write it down. While writing it down, I'll find some other problems and will try to fix those two. This kind of shit won't write itself, excessive daydreaming can be a gift when it comes to writing but it doesn't exactly make it easier. From the tons of scattered ideas you have pick the one you like most and apply the process to it and see where it goes.

thanks for the honest feedback

have sex lol

How long until the Yea Forums contrarians start making fun of threads like these because people can relate to them?

have sex

116788698
tourist

>being paid literally to go around and talk about something you thought of while taking a dump and not talking to that cute girl at the train stop and being liked and applauded for it

The dream.

these threads have existed as long as Yea Forums stupid newfag, its your fucking ilk that usually reports them for being off topic.

>when the Nickelback post credit song played at the end of Spiderman.
I AM SO HIGH

>contrarians
go back reddit nigger

This was most of my middle school life. Robots are fucking cool.

My tic is that I put a single bullet in the chamber and hold it to my head

>We caught the infamous Fogal!

haha

it is. it's called having fun.

this nigga done grew up poor lmao

>character imagines himself killing all the communist scum infesting his country

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>use to imagine that Avril Lavigne was my sister and she would hang out with me during school specifically lunch and everyone around me would be like damn is that Avril Lavigne I didn't know Anons sister is famous he must be cool

Fuck I thought I buried that one

treat never keep keep, faggot.

haha

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Holy fuck your sister is Avril Lavigne?

I had to or I'd be locked up if I kept acting like I did in school. Now I just act that way at home and scream internally in public.

Every time I was in a public transit vehicle, I'd imagine it somehow got sealed off so nobody could enter or leave forever. Basically I'd try to imagine how long I would survive, which spots I would claim for my own space, who has the best supplies, which people I would want to associate myself with, where everyone would shit/piss, etc.
Caught myself doing it on a subway car last week.

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>Yeah haha wanna be friends?

It was at the height of her popularity idk man I wanted validation

>have tourettes
>kind of grew out of it
>can at least control and supress all tics in public by concentrating since late teens
>starting to slip up again lately this year
>"sneed", "chuck", "meme", "cuck", "onions"
>mostly muttering under my breath but sometimes not
>its getting worse

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>they saw me
>they'll think I'm a racist if I turn around
>better keep walking

haha

I do the same exact thing but with a pen

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>itt maladaptive daydreamers find out they aren't alone.

"Maladaptive Daydreaming (MD) characterizes individuals who engage in vivid, fanciful daydreaming for hours on end, neglecting real-life relationships and responsibilities, resulting in clinical distress and functional impairment."

>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5962718/

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(Set to the tune of Losing My Religion by REM)

That's me in the whore hosue
That's me in the dirty bar
I'm losing my virginity
Trying to have, sex, with, you
And I don't know if I can do it (chuckles to self)
Oh no I've Sneed too much
I haven't sned enough
I thought that I heard you brap

kill yourself reddit

>have a few drinks
>lock myself into my bedroom
>turn off all lights
>close blinds
>put on loud music
>bottle of whiskey
>dance for hours until I pass out

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i do both of these
is it autism

haha

when i was little i watched alot of star wars and scifi stuff and i since i didnt have alot of toys i would use things like pinecones and sticks and rocks. at first it was really simple like i would use tiny seeds as individoual soldiers and stuff and stick were like freighters and things like that. Pinecones were Battle ships of the Largest empire. i called them the ottoman empire, idk why i think i heard the name somewhere. So basically all life lived in the trees which were mega cities and the grass and stuff was dangerous abandoned jungle. Humans were from Oak trees and stuff and basically any stick or twig or log was one of thier ships, and Leaves were large glider like things, i spent alot of time developing the story, like i realized no planet could be that big so i decided that at the end of the universe explorers found an endless expanse of land, and thats why there was seemeingly endless civilization. I would gather tons of pinecones and stick and small rocks (which were like tanks and stuff) and have big battle by breaking apart a stick or pinecone when it was destroyed. the cool thing about this is that whenever i was the game kept going, anywhere with no pinecones was human terrirtory, and pine forests were ottoman strongholds, there were aliens to but they were mostly the wierd leaves and stuff. I would develop theses characters and ships and take them on adventures. i still have this pinecone i played with for like 3 days in my room. one time near spring we had alot of really green pine cones, and i decided that the ottomans were having a civil war and the humans sided with the rebels. it was really autistic and idk what anyone who walked by thought of a little kid making explosion sounds and snapping sticks in half, but i really enjoyed it.

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haha

me minus the drinking part

This is based. I used to do similar stuff.

holy FUCK

Jesus, I really thought that was just me.. is it a coping mechanism?
this I haven't done since I was a kid, but used to always. same for kaiju shit, i'd walk around all stompy.

thanks! i also had a thing me and my brothers would do which is based on those redwall books, we would take bricks and stuff and build castles int the woods and use rocks as the characters, like grey rocks were mice, and pic related was hedgehogs, since we all played at once we would all build castles and towns and roads and trade and pretend to be the characters, and sometimes we would declare war and gather alot of rocks and line them up in formation and try to capture eachothers castles.

an everyone suddenly disappears from the face of the earth except for me
i get to travel the earth and experience nature, history, ect.
maybe i'd find someone else, maybe i wouldnt
but i'd find myself

Did this all the time with my brother but we mostly used toys. Lots of diplomacy, trade and borderline game of thronesy plotlines.

have sex

When I was on the bus home from school I would sometimes fantasize about it getting hijacked or crashing and I would be the hero that saved the day.
I also had the crush finding out about hidden superpowers and falling in love with me fantasy.
Pretty generic really.

yea its amazing what we were able to imagine as kids, we had a story arc where because it hadnt rained at our house the creek dreid up, that the mouse empire was losing control of its outer cities and the hedgehodgs were in rebbellion and led to a civil war. it ended when the mice burned down the hedgehog capital (which was made of bark and sticks so we doused it in lighter fluid and lit it) and thus ended them. then the mouse hunted down every last hedgehog and piled them up and burned them. essentially genocide, because they wouldnt stop being niggers and attacking mouse forts

>neglecting real-life relationships and responsibilities
H-haha

>start watching episode or movie
>can't pay attention
>give up 11 minutes in
>never finish it

I do this too but I'm black

look up maladaptive daydreaming and see if it applies to you. Especially you Or it could just be immersive daydreaming

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>been doing this since I was a kid
>not trying to brag and go "hehe I'm smart but lazy" but it unironically fucked up my schoolwork and brought my grades down cause I'd rather daydream than do any work/study and I probably would've done better if I didn't have this shit
>tfw wasted my life
haha

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Cringe.

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all me

haha