JIM WEST DESPERADO
JIM WEST DESPERADO
James Smith
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Ryder Richardson
ROUGH RIDER
NO YOU DONT WANT NADA
Samuel Gonzalez
WE'RE GOIN
STRAIIIT TOOO
Wyatt Adams
>he chose this instead of the matrix
Has there ever been a bigger JUST in terms of not taking a role?
Brandon Turner
Tim Roth chose Tim Burton's remake of Planet of the Apes over being Snape in the Harry Potter movies. There's also what Denise Crosby did, which I shouldn't even have to say.
Justin James
He gracefully stepped down to make way for Keanu's brilliance. Big Willy is a man of the people.
Hunter Butler
at least that song made like 10 bazillion dollars so I dont know probably.
Ryder Allen
Will Smith would have been bad as Neo anyway.
James Green
He got to BLACK Salma Hayek, so I can based Will wins.
Kevin Bell
I thought it was for the role of Morpheus..?
Matthew Miller
I don't actually know, I assumed Neo because it made more sense.
Sebastian Parker
MILKERS
Aiden Jenkins
Val Kilmer was supposed to be Morpheus, while Will was up for Neo
Samuel Long
Sean Connery turning down the role of Morpheus and Gandalf.
Jack Young
IM GONNA TAKE MY HORSE DOWN THE OLD TOWN ROAD AND IM GONNA
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE TILL I CANT NO MORE
Bentley Harris
Adrian Rodriguez
> Mr. West! How nice of you to join us tonight and add COLOR to these monochromatic proceedings.
> Well when a fell comes back from the dead, I find that an occastion to STAND UP and be counted.
> Ms. East informs me that you were expecting to see General McGrath here. Well, I knew him years ago, but I haven't seen him in a COON's age.
> Well, I can see where it'd be difficult for a man of your stature to keep in touch with even HALF the people you know.
> Well, perhaps the lovely Ms. East will keep you from being a SALVE to your disappointment.
> Well, you know beautiful women; they encourage you one minute, and CUT THE LEGS OUT from under you the next.
Anthony Wood
Kino banter
Parker Watson
Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
Owen Nelson
*LECHERIAS
Brody Clark
Time for my yearly rewatch of Wild Wild West
Brandon Walker
based neil poster
Xavier Morales
THE WHY WHY WEZ
Adrian Davis
Don't give a shit what anybody says, that spider is the reason I'm an engineer.