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Julian Johnson
For me, it's Dany, the cutest monarch
Parker James
I for one can't wait for season 9 with a brunette Dany fucking shit up in Essos.
Gavin Fisher
>empress of essos
More like empress of Yi Ti
Samuel Hill
The one true king of Westeros, reporting in.
FUCK the Dany pretenders.
Benjamin Taylor
I looked for you in my bedchambers.
Joshua Brooks
In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little city... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much
Jack Roberts
For me, it's Shagga, son of Dolf.
Landon Perry
For me, it's Ashara.
Hunter Brown
R+L=D
William Martinez
Season 8 was terrible but I want more show
Easton Rogers
how many times have your jerked your dick raw to maisie?
Nathan Martin
Same, except I want more Daenerys
Ayden Clark
Well, there's spin offs coming. But it won't feel the same without the actors we are used to.
based
Caleb Wilson
I don't want white walkers shitty spinoffs I want this show
Same
Jaxon Murphy
>/got/ tells me that Stannis is on some HBO show about America
>decide to give it a shot
>it's pure kino
Holy shit this John Adams show is fucking amazing. I'm only one episode in and I want to be a comfy colonial Massachusetts lawyer with a qt intellectual waifu so fucking badly.
Bentley Powell
Being discriminated =/= mounting a war effort to eliminate them, that's what I mean by it, and that's more like what you see there, they can't defeat them, they tried, and they can't do jack shit, you can have your random peasant mob beat someone up, but you won't see someone trying to convert the north, nor can they go easily against someone like Stannis for being a heathen.
Besides, it's not like we never had figures in power convert to a different religion in ancient and medieval times, how different to that is Stannis really?
Jackson Thompson
You guys think Emilia would come back to voice an animated spin-off that deals with Dany's resurrection?
Hell, I'd even settle for a prequel series that deals with Dany and Viserys on the run after they leave Dragonstone.
Christopher Morales
Reminder of fuck the Targshits
John Cook
>Being discriminated =/= mounting a war effort to eliminate them
This still happens, user. There are still wars over religion, there are still religious rebellions. There is still genocides happening due to religion.
Adrian Hill
>You guys think Emilia would come back to voice an animated spin-off that deals with Dany's resurrection?
Yes, she likes Dany alot and she's started doing some VA recently
Anthony Wilson
Targs has a cooler sigil though
Jayden Sanchez
I didn't say there weren't. I mentioned christianity as an example of a defanged religion for a reason.
Jaxson Jones
>I mentioned christianity as an example of a defanged religion for a reason
But there are still modern examples of military conflict between various christian sects.
Brayden Ortiz
You will learn to fear the seahorse
Blake Evans
More Lancel, your grace?
Parker Reed
And they're minor and not endorsed by the pope. That's why I mentioned the examples of emperors and kings converting, to correlate with Stannis. They don't have enough power.
Luke Evans
YOUR MOTHER WAS A FAT ASS WITH A DUMB BOAAARRRR, DID YOU KNOW THAT!?
Robert Mitchell
GO, GO RUN BACK TO Yea ForumsFELL
Jack Sanchez
I'm an original Danyfag, since episode 1. Was this her undeniable top, in beauty? Only snapping in season 8 can compare i think, but in a different way.
Charles Sanders
These generals are utterly dogshit now. More than ever.
Why don't you all do something interesting like a stream read along of the audiobooks you can all listen to together. It would at least promote more discussion.
Luke Phillips
>And they're minor and not endorsed by the pope
The fact that there are armed conflics over religion in 20th and 21st century Europe should speak volumes about how powerful religion is. But i guess since the pope didn't condone how the ORTHODOX christians killed people, it doesn't count :^)
Great take, user.
Ayden Lee
>this frame was shot countless times to get the focus just right
>you will never be that cameraman
Jose Ward
She was always cute, but obviously she was prettier when younger
Logan Peterson
>stream read along of the audiobooks you can all listen to together.
This is a fantastic idea.
David Roberts
She was pretty in later seasons too, but something about that specific scene made her really beautiful. I mean, in episode 1 she was younger, but not prettier than that.
Christian Jackson
>don't kill me
youtube.com
Jackson Robinson
>in episode 1 she was younger, but not prettier than that.
Are you sure about that
Sebastian Phillips
That was a great commentary
>tfw she suggests Mord use the gold Tyrion gives him for a sex change (!?)
Benjamin Lewis
Yeah, i'm sure about that. But it's obviously subjective.
Camden Gonzalez
I need you to become the man you were always meant to be. Not next year. Not tomorrow. Now.
Gabriel Clark
Is she trying to look like a High Elf?
Austin Ramirez
GODS I'VE MISSED BOBBYPOSTING
Juan Cox
To be honest she's cute on every episode so yeah i agree, it's subjective
Jose Flores
Is she /ourgirl/?
Evan Ortiz
Based.
Nolan Campbell
reminder that just about any british slag can be done up to look cute with enough hair and makeup professionals on staff
Ian Green
Is she a Stannisfag?
Jason Perry
She's only on 1.08
Jace Hernandez
reminder that shitposters can burn as fine as anything else with enough fire
Aiden Diaz
Queen Margaery Tyrell
Jackson Reed
In that case the jury is still out.
Alexander Jones
Yeah, that's what makes Emilia special though apart from personality. She looks cute WITHOUT makeup
Ryan Stewart
>ORTHODOX christians
I guess I should've mentioned catholicism instead of christianity for this specific example, but it fits well enough.
My argument isn't that religion is weak, it's that the Faith of the Seven grew tolerant/weak. Like you said, there's still discrimination on the seven kingdoms, but if you noticed, weirwood trees are placed in south nowadays in the south.
Not all empires were muh only 1 religion like europe in the middle ages, take Rome for example, pretty much all religions come from the era of the world's equivalent of the Ancient era with the Roman republic with dragons.
Justin King
Counterpoint: just about any beautiful woman can be photographed from an angle and while pulling a face to make them look unattractive
William Price
>take Rome for example
Were they were pretty xenophobic and mocked, discriminated and killed people of other religions? Where the fuck did you get the idea that the romans were tolerant of other religions in any way?
Asher Clark
>As the Roman Republic, and later the Roman Empire, expanded, it came to include people from a variety of cultures, and religions. The worship of an ever increasing number of deities was tolerated and accepted. The government, and the Romans in general, tended to be tolerant towards most religions and cults.[1] Some religions were banned for political reasons rather than dogmatic zeal,[2] and other rites which involved human sacrifice were banned.[3]
Nathaniel Collins
I fucking hate D&D for turning me into a Danyfag.
Webm related is fucking genious, literally my reaction to all this bullshit.
Bentley Martinez
Reminder that Sam had like over an hour of screentime in season 7 fucking around in the citadel for no reason
Ian Gray
Sam had hours upon hours of wasted, pointless, undeserved screentime
Kevin Clark
>In the Christian era, when Christianity became the state church of the Roman Empire, the Church came to accept it was the Emperor's duty to use secular power to enforce religious unity
You use christianity as an example, yet ignore them when it doesn't suit your argument. So were the christian romans (which YOU set as and example, and who the faith of the seven are based off of) tolerant, or not?
I honestly don't understand where you are going with this, and the Roman republic and early roman empire were not medieval. Medieval rome DID discriminate.
Jayden Sullivan
I prefer Emilia when she not dressed up as Dany.
Tyler Price
she's way cuter with the long brunette hair
Nathan Sanchez
*surpasses kino*
Liam Ramirez
>tfw you realize this head is encased in metal.
Nicholas Bailey
>a ruby is much better than an emerald
Nolan Cooper
I was not there
William Martinez
>not being a Timett bro
Ethan Morris
Choose one
Jaxon Davis
BACK IN OUR DAY, YOU WEREN'T A REAL BOBBYPOSTER UNTIL YOU'D INSULTED A TARGSHIT IN 7 GENERALS AND A THREAD
Hunter Fisher
Jon
Anthony Scott
>the part where she describes the pain and that she could feel the metal shit on her head
Nicholas Cooper
faggot
Tyler Bennett
L-link?
Julian Campbell
Robert Hill
THE KING BEYOND THE WALL
Christopher Cox
He had like a tenth of AFFC just dedicated to taking two boat rides to Oldtown
Ryder Gutierrez
Jon and Dany
William Carter
The oysters
Lincoln Diaz
I want to go back
Brayden Hughes
Jason Hill
How does she still manage to look so cute here?
Carter White
Sansa's plan was the most retarded thing ever
Kevin Cook
We could have had it all, lads. But it was taken from us by the usurpers D&D
Jose Torres
plan?
Adrian Turner
Maybe because she's extremely cute
Carter Barnes
At least that's actually gonna build to something and isn't part of a rushed show
Aaron Gomez
what plan?
Robert Roberts
It still worked lol
>dances on Dany's grave
Jose Richardson
No user, it was George who ruined them. Only George's fat author insert Sam is allowed love in George's eyes
John Watson
>claiming shit out of thin air
>plan
Dominic Collins
Spreading rumors about Jon which would've just gotten him killed instead of just having Arya kill dany
Jeremiah Rogers
I know you're probably just memeing but I actually thought that was a pretty cool shot
Jayden Collins
Why does GRRM hate love so much?
Was he rejected by some chick in highschool?
Levi Butler
Getting northern independence
William Powell
>ye zoomer haircut
Yiketh
Anthony Evans
who?
Caleb Powell
yes
Matthew Ortiz
What happened to her left eye?
Michael Sanders
Who will Sansa marry two years into winter to beg for food? Sweetautist? Bronn? Or will she finally consumate her marriage to Tyrion?
Jaxson Garcia
She will continue the tradition of Kings in the North marrying foreign whores and marry Jalabhar Xho
Joshua Fisher
its a cool haircut
Zachary Cruz
can't wait for the spin offs and half the cast being black. it'll be great.
William Thomas
>Summer islander marries a northman
Ahhh, it truly was a song of ice and fire, in the end.
Pottery.
Jaxson King
>and half the cast being black
what. is this real
Carter Scott
As he put it, he was in love once then got dumped, still heartbroken he fell in love again with someone so compatible he thought he'd known her all his life and they were made for each other, but then she fell in love with one of his friends and dumped him.
So any "happy" couple where the guy isn't blatantly him, he ends in tragedy, die early, kill each other, lose their kids, etc.
Andrew Sanchez
*surpasses kino*
Find a single downside to this
Asher Howard
She should be so lucky as to marry ChadRobin
Luke Cooper
>Nothing about the one true king of Westeros
COME WITH ME AND TAKE THIS THREAD
Robert Edwards
>Mixing genes with a targ
Yeah, no thanks.
Jacob Perry
>Nothing about the one true king of Westeros
Wrong, see
William Clark
Baratheons are literally Targ bastards
Blake Parker
Gin. Alley. Legend.
Matthew Cruz
Yes, so it would be incest. NO. THANKS.
Sebastian Rogers
REMINDER BARATHEONS IS THE GAYEST AND MOST KEKED HOUSE
Robert Cox
Baratheon is the cuckest house.
>Stannis
Killed by a woman
>Robert
Killed by a Pig
>Renly
Killed by a nigger baby
Landon Morgan
Jaxson Richardson
There is literally nothing wrong with incest
Nathan Adams
Oh look Ser user; someone neglected to write down all of your non-gay posts
Christopher Perez
>One night she had Jaime follow him, to confirm her suspicions. When her brother returned he asked her if she wanted Robert dead. "No," she had replied, "I want him horned." She liked to think that was the night when Joffrey was conceived.
>uses horns on armors
Baracuckeons
Ethan Cox
Atleast they have cool armor
Jason Watson
The lords have plans. The unsullied have plans. Sansa's got plans. Y'know they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So when I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know I'm telling the truth. It's the schemers that put you where you are, Jon. You were a schemer, you had plans, and, uh, look where that got you
Matthew Lee
Reminder that Harry Lloyd should have been Jon Snow.
Nathaniel Williams
>5'11
At least he's taller than MUH KWEEN Kit
Evan Adams
1/4th is black. no pretty women. show runner is a pink haired dyke looking troglodyte.
Justin Lewis
Doesn't it take place in the fucking Norf?
Colton Murphy
He's not only taller, he actually looks like book Jon
Jeremiah Stewart
LEAVE KIT ALONE
Jose Hernandez
No.
Gavin Robinson
'ate rose
'ate that game of thrones ended
luv emilia
luv coke
simple as
Brandon Sanchez
BASED YOUNG GRIFF CHAD
Alexander Ortiz
how many times did they mention jon is a manlet in the ACTUAL show? I swear it must have been a half dozen times in season eight alone.
no wonder kit wanted to kill himself.
Ian Smith
>Jon manlet talk
Someone post the pic of Kit next to Gwen
Angel Roberts
Dany calls him short at least twice
Christian Thomas
Gendry once
Dany twice
And Tormund said that he has got a small penis
Aaron Fisher
Brody Clark
What about one next to his wife?
Jaxson Peterson
Luis Johnson
Why does this thread still exist?
Daniel Martin
Jayden Scott
Nicholas Brown
>need to be a step up to look taller than his woman
Fucking manlets, everytime
Jayden Gutierrez
Because you're a faggot.
Asher Price
Like two separate species
Lincoln Ward
fucking hobbits, man.
Thomas Nelson
That's pretty based. I hate happy people too.
Jace Garcia
I like Kit
Joseph Brown
>"He's too little for me"
>becomes a slave to Jon's dick
What did she mean by this
Eli Bennett
Just noticed they edited her pupils dilating as she dies, damn.
Liam Gonzalez
What do you consider to be the best episode of GoT?
Adrian Sullivan
Quiet Kit, get back to rehab.
Jordan Gray
>Hobbit likes fellow hobbit
Wow what a suprise.
Christian Gonzalez
I like him too, but it's funny to mock his height
Carter Martin
The Bells
Anthony Sullivan
Now post the non photoshopped one
Daniel Anderson
1. Rains of Castamere
2. Hardhome
3. The Lion and the Rose
4. Baelor
5. Kissed by Fire
Jackson Williams
Anyone got that picture of Daenerys as the Disaster Girl meme?
Hunter Garcia
From left to right
>human bard (Variant Human)
>human fighter
>Goliath Fighter
>Goliath Fighter
Jacob Jones
There's a reason why the tsundere Dany meme was a thing
Cooper Fisher
It still hurts
Ryder Jones
>make fun of Kit's height all the day
>he's still taller than me
fuck you guys, fuck /got/, fuck emilia
Owen Thomas
lol
Julian Fisher
what the fuck are you Peter Dinklage
Juan Foster
1x10
Jackson Reyes
That's one of the worst episodes, the most wasted potential
Aaron Rogers
Season 7 Jon was such a chad, what happened
Caleb Myers
So, what's it like to live with dwarfism, user?
Jaxon Bailey
>what happened
They turned Jon into a plot device instead of a character
Levi Perry
Everyone agrees that manlet is essemtially anyone under about 5ft 10in-6ft, but whats the cutoff point for a manlet to be a dwarf?
Are dwarfs manlets?
Can dwarfs be mocked as manlets?
Isaac Parker
the cuckolds
Adrian Rogers
Sansa and Arya wouldn't have had anything to do if Jon were allowed to be a competent Warden of the Norf and Azor Ahai
Landon Diaz
Blackwater
Brayden Bell
Evan Thompson
>Everyone agrees that manlet is essemtially anyone under about 5ft 10in-6ft, but whats the cutoff point for a manlet to be a dwarf?
I'd say 5'
>Are dwarfs manlets?
No
>Can dwarfs be mocked as manlets?
Not as manlets
Samuel Miller
Jonathan Perez
Whose son is he again?
David Long
Adam Ross
If the spin-off flop it will they will make a season 9?
Bentley Gonzalez
No, they'll just move on to another series
Christopher Reed
Doubtful. All the actors will have moved on.
But then again reboots are all the rage these days, so maybe they will. I'm sure some actors won't come back though. Emilia Clarke has gone on record saying she's not interested in doing any prequels or sequels. But back up enough trucks full of cash to her house and she might change her mind.
Charles Rogers
I don't know why they think anyone would want to see a long night prequel when the White Walker plot ended so anti-climatically
Or anything related to the Targaryens since they're all fucking dead now
Henry Roberts
FUCK
>Emilia Clarke has gone on record saying she's not interested in doing any prequels or sequels
But didn't she said she would agree to refilm s8?
Anthony Butler
i'm 5'55'' and i'm on the average for my country
Gavin Cook
>not wanting more incest and dragons
Nathaniel Parker
I miss him so much bros.
Joshua Wood
Well I would but what's the point if it all just goes to nothing with Dany not even getting her incest baby
Justin Gray
Why do people like this little brat? I'm not saying you have to like Dany, but this guy is such a bitch.
Xavier Hernandez
>i'm 5'55'' and i'm on the average for my country
t. pygmy
Anthony Scott
>and i'm on the average for my country
Do you live in fucking Oompa Loompa land
Nolan Butler
>no dany
>no emilia
no thanks
John Fisher
>i'm 5'55'' and i'm on the average for my country
What fucking country, Dun Morogh?
Cameron Baker
cold Emilia = best Emilia
Logan Allen
>Why do people like this little brat?
Because he will cuck all the major houses out of the iron throne out of nowhere. Power move from his side. Also he will be the one who triggers Dany enough to go mad. All around Chad, in my book.
Tyler Jenkins
Why did they cut the cersei miscarriage?
David Perry
>But didn't she said she would agree to refilm s8?
No? Source?
Samuel Sanchez
why did they cut dany pregnant?
Tyler Gutierrez
Based and emiliapilled
Charles Gutierrez
>Because he will cuck all the major houses out of the iron throne out of nowhere
And then Bran does the same?
Aiden Watson
God she was perfect then
Jaxon Howard
brazil
Elijah Gray
>And then Bran does the same?
No, since he will be voted in.
Eli Richardson
mas nem fodendo que 160cm é o padrão no brasil
Jaxon Stewart
Well, today i learned that Brazilians are absolute manlets.
A manlet like Messi being so good a football makes so much more sense now.
Jaxson Ortiz
what race
Xavier Green
chimpanzee
Jack Reed
Cause they needed to keep Cersei sympathetic and Tyrion on her side so Dany looks even more mustache twirlingly evil for killing a pregnant woman trying to keep her baby alive and safe.
Robert Martinez
chimpanzee's atleast have big dicks.
Leo Collins
average in brazil is 175cm not fucking 160cm the fuck
Isaac Thompson
Just because she wanted to see more scenes between specific characters doesn't mean she's ready to drop everything and re-shoot it.
Also,
>AKA
>AKA
>AKA
Fuck this shitty clickbait site.
Ryan Young
Average height in Brazil is 169cm
Anthony Ortiz
brazil average height is 168cm, macaco
white, obviously
Ian Baker
>white
then you really are a hypermanlet
Noah Nelson
What the fuck? I don't remember this part in the books
Jonathan Morris
how tall is jon snow really tho
Henry Thomas
>macaco
abaixa a bola, tampinha
Dylan Nelson
1,69 without the manlet insoles
Liam Scott
I love how cersei was just apparently twiddling her thumbs while they fought the dead after she went out of her way to backstab them, you'd think she'd have had a stronger defense spreading the crossbows out and using wildfire like she's done before. What a shit episode
Jayden Lopez
Emilia is 5'2", so he's gotta be around 5'6".
Josiah Jenkins
It's not because it's a religion from the past that implies it should necessarily devolve into extreme religious intolerance against other religions, because we have counter examples to that. Thus allowing us to have heathens like Stannis around.
Cooper Diaz
CAREFUL NED CAREFUL
Josiah Wilson
Granted this is probably from sometime not far from season 1, she looks much better with dark hair
Dylan Reyes
*ahem*
Nathaniel Robinson
They’re called midge
Camden Butler
t. Resident of the Shire
Xavier Barnes
>What the fuck are you doing with my wife, Cersei?
Connor Jackson
nikolaj looks like a valet driver. lol.
Carter Thomas
Promise me, Ned
Jason Howard
>tfw rewatching GoT and wishing he was around for more seasons
Henry Collins
I find it funnier that Cersei was absolutely right both about the dead not being a threat and that Jon and Dany would win. Notice nothing whatsoever shows she geared up to fight an army of the dead. There's no extra wildfire, no one mentions dragonglass, she didn't even take Dragonstone to get dragonglass or even deny Dany somewhere to land, and she even knows precisely when Dany is coming by ship and dragon to know attack her. Even has a fleet outfitted with railguns and dozens of them on every wall of King's Landing knowing Dany would have surviving dragons
Cersei is a genius or can see into the fucking future. Right up till episode 5 where suddenly nothing fucking works.
Oliver Brown
>Tiberius[ forbade Judaism in Rome, and Claudius expelled them from the city
> After the Jewish–Roman wars (66–135), Hadrian changed the name of Iudaea province to Syria Palaestina and Jerusalem to Aelia Capitolina in an attempt to erase the historical ties of the Jewish people to the region
>en.wikipedia.org
>>Suetonius mentions passingly that: "[during Nero's reign] Punishments were also inflicted on the Christians, a sect professing a new and mischievous religious belief
Here's your "religious tolerance" bro.
The roman view towards other religions is basically the same as the faceless men's view towards other religions. They simply view other deities as other aspects of their own gods.
>The Romans tended towards syncretism, seeing the same gods under different names in different places of the Empire. This being so, they were generally tolerant and accommodating towards new deities and the religious experiences of other peoples who formed part of their wider Empire
The faith of the seven is obviously not like this, so again, your point makes no sense. People following Stannis, a heathen, is fucking stupid. It would be like a king claiming to be a king of poland in the middle ages and then immediately converting to islam. Everyone would see him as a filthy heathen, and would refuse to ally with him.
Elijah Perry
I'm doing a series rewatch and skipping all the Stannis scenes.
William Hall
>skipping Blackwater
Kayden James
holy based
Dominic Torres
this Blackwater is cool
Carson Price
So much fucking wasted potential in that episode seriously, could've been the best battle of the series and still had a mostly similar ending
Eli Stewart
I'm doing a series rewatch and skipping all the non-Dany scenes.
Jaxon Moore
>used to want the books to know how the story ends
>now want the books to see what's the purpose of half the shit if that's how it ends
What's the point of having fAegon and a legitimized Jon in the same story? What will Arya do with her assassin skills if there's no NK? Why have Jaime in the story at all?
At this point I hope George changes the ending just to dab on D&D. He can still pay off all the setups like bomber Dany, but the actual focus of the finale should be something else entirely, all the prophecies were misdirection anyway. If this is bittersweet, I'd rather have a full on grimdark ending of Others fucking shit up permanently.
Nathan Anderson
>some examples of intolerance means there was no tolerance at all
No.
>The roman view towards other religions is basically the same as the faceless men's view towards other religions. They simply view other deities as other aspects of their own gods.
Sure, and this is a fantasy society based on various cultures, so their view can be whatever they want it to be since we already have historical precedent.
Also people think Stannis is their literal Jesus.
Xavier Reed
user, don't. We made an alliance, we need to stand by it or our word is nothing. You don't want to be an oathbreaker like Jon do you?
Nolan Powell
Jon will never be legitimized in the books.
Jaxon Parker
George will never get to the ending user. He's autistically holding onto it even all these years, books, unintended twists and plotlines later and will die still not figuring out how to get from where he is to that ending.
He's a faggot as much as the writers for HIMYM. Who also had to rush shit in the very last episode to get the ending they originally wanted
Nolan Hill
>We do not choose our destinies. Yet we must...we must do our duty, no? Great or small, we must do our duty.
>Ah dun want it
Fuck this faggot
Nolan Flores
Most of the damage was already done. Cersei didn't have any fucking credibility as a threat after how easily Dany massacred Jaime and Randyll's army and how few the casualties of the Long Night ended up being.
Easton Smith
>Dunk and Egg
>Dance of the Dragons
>Robert's Rebellion
I wonder how they plan on convincing anyone to care about the White Walker prequel we're getting instead.
Caleb Peterson
>No.
Everyone had religious tolerance to some degree, dumbass. Do you honestly think that because some religions and cultures practiced religious syncretism (with rome being explicitly hostile towards monotheistic religions like R'hllor) that you've proved a point?
>Sure, and this is a fantasy society based on various cultures, so their view can be whatever they want it to be since we already have
>historical precedent.
Nope, wrong. Not in this way.
>"Hehe, it's fantasy, bro, things don't need to make sense dude! XD"
People like you are what inspired GRRM to write ASOIAF in the first place.
Leo Phillips
A man denied his /ecg/ thread can be a very dangerous thing
Nathan Bailey
Who saw grrm’s blog post about Sybil and thought it was a straight announcement he was leaving his wife for her or she’s going to be the main star in all 5 spin off’s? That horny old coot god he loves hookers.
Ryder Rodriguez
>Dunk and Egg
Gurm said he didn't want to do another adaptation of an unfinished book series
>Dance of the Dragons
That was probably going to be Cogman's spinoff but HBO went against it
>Robert's Rebellion
Gurm said he didn't want to do that because everyone already knows what happens
Wyatt Ross
Unbent, Unbroken Dick.
Jacob Davis
It;s just another example of George (when Jon rejects the offer to be legitimized) and D&D making him a stereotypical hero. The books and show (when they were following the books) pretend to be deeper and more realistic in examining tropes and copying historical shit but at the end of the day everyone's the very basic trope you think they are and will play just like you think. And it's shit
Jaxson Rogers
Bran
Aaron Collins
>everyone already knows what happens
BS, i bet $100 most normies don't even remember what happened in the first 4 seasons let alone all the events and scenes of roberts rebellion
>HBO went against it
why?
Caleb Mitchell
Season 4 Bran
Jose Cruz
Jacob Allen
>watching Season 2
>Dany's horse dies
>Worried her people will die of starvation
Bitch, eat the fucking horse.
Xavier Robinson
>Bitch, eat the fucking horse.
She did that in the books, after Drogon fried it for her.
Christopher Sullivan
Doesn't that go against Dothraki religion?
Noah Cooper
>enough historical precedent to match what we see in the universe of the world
>wow it's not an exact match so it can't happen
That's what realistic fantasy is user, wriggle room, otherwise it wouldn't be fantasy.
Luis Carter
She had plenty of time to fortify her city by putting scorpions everywhere (not in a straight line), packing it with wildfire to blow up sections of the city, packing the red keep with human shields to keep Dany from going straight for it, they even set that up but it went nowhere. She did everything she could to piss Dany off and wasn't even prepared
Hunter Jenkins
No, Jorah tells her to eat and hands her horse jerky in the first episode.
Jacob Howard
We get these cool moments described like the battle of the bells and the trident and then when it comes down to it all we get to see is Down syndrome Rhaegar and Mexican Lyanna staring into space maybe getting married? Or something?
Joshua Ward
There's a beast in every man, and it stirs when you put an Emilia on his screen.
Charles Smith
Remember how fucking stupid this scene was
Carter Wright
>"Hehe it's fantasy dude"
Give me ONE example of a an independent society being friendly and following a person belonging to a foreign religion that is actively hostile towards their own. Septa Lemore has to disguise herself while in Essos due to R'hllor worshippers. It's makes no sense whatsoever for the people of Westeros to be so accepting of Stannis' new religion. Especially since it has been established that there is open hostility between the two.
Ryder Hill
>People are defending the worldbuilding of George "everyone on a continent the size of South America speak a single language" Martin
Oof.
Jack Ross
You know how much they pay me to kill a man in King's Landing? Seven silvers. They told me a man's name and that man never saw daylight again, none of them cocksuckers got away from me.
Brody Long
By what right does the stag judge the dragon?
Angel Baker
I wish Preston Jacobs finished the show and books. He’s my hero.
Levi Young
but every country in South America speaks Spanish
Charles Perry
>give me 20 good men
Cameron Sullivan
If you were so good then how come you got sent to the Wall, Karl?
Sebastian Gonzalez
Robert's Rebellion will probably be made after GRRM dies.If I was an executive the story would be too good to pass up.
Leo Sullivan
Based american education system
Caleb Rivera
>What is Brazil
>What are natives
Colton Morris
>but every country in South America speaks Spanish
Liam Taylor
Would have rather had a whole episode about crasters rock hard sausage and apples.
Lincoln Garcia
CUTE
Jaxson Rogers
she smoll, she fat
John Clark
lol, I made that screencap as the doc was first airing. Thanks for bringing it back.
Jayden Rodriguez
Where did you get the impression that the society of westeros as a whole is friendly towards Stannis? Only a few were, he's converting others by being literal Jesus.
Ryder Parker
It’s like ants. We know they communicate but there’s no incentive to learn the language for a busy, 3 martini lunch, fast talking, big American cowboy, businessperson like us. All we need to do is scream in there faces until we find a hamburger and the bathroom. Much easier.
Andrew Murphy
Thanks based emiliabro. And no problem.
Jaxon Johnson
Why? You ask that? You who killed your mother to come into the world? You are an ill-made, spiteful little creature full of envy, lust, and low cunning. Men's laws give you the right to bear my name and display my colors since I cannot prove that you are not mine. And to teach me humility, the gods have condemned me to watch you waddle about wearing that proud lion that was my father's sigil and his father's before him. But neither gods nor men will ever compel me to let you turn Casterly Rock into your whorehouse. Go, now. Speak no more of your rights to Casterly Rock. Go! And one more thing: the next whore I catch in your bed I'll hang!
Cooper Nguyen
>Where did you get the impression that the society of westeros as a whole is friendly towards Stannis?
Not Stannis himself, but the religion he practices. And after Renly died, pretty much all of the Stormlands and Dragonstone, and later, big parts of the north. Despite Stannis being a heathen and an affront to their religions.
Juan Roberts
>the next whore I catch in your bed I'll hang!
>Tyrion reverses it and hangs the next whore he catches in Tywin's bed
Pottery.
Owen Nelson
If this is truly the ending we'll get in the books, then it fucking means the original trilogy was supposed to be AGOT, TWOW, and ADOS because nothing from ACOK, ASOS, AFFC, or ADWD fucking mattered one bit and was essentially filler. Apart from Bran becoming 3ER and a few scenes that set up Dany's descent which would've taken the place in TWOW the literally whos are occupying right now, nothing from book 2 onward had any notable impact on the supposed end and was a pointless sidetrack.
Liam Gonzalez
>hates Tyrion this much
>still makes him temporary Hand of the King and Master of Coin
Caleb Davis
>big parts of the north.
Most of the north is fucking with him or trying to use him to put Rickon on the throne as King in the North.
Carter Clark
Fat? Fat is it?
Is that how you speak to your queen?
Benjamin Barnes
Tyrion still a Lannister. Tywin needs to maintain the power
Adrian Foster
wrong quote
Jonathan Wood
GO, GET THE DRESS STRETCHER
Zachary Hernandez
The ones that “don’t matter” are my favorite books. AGOT and DANCE are both slogs to me. What do?
Ayden Martin
Because by the time you finish the epilogue of ADWD you realize he is the only one getting anything accomplished, although Stannis is trying.
Justin Sanchez
That's what long term stories are like if you only give a shit about what happens in the very last moments.
Jacob Edwards
He knew he was smart and could be controlled and can put his feelings about him aside due to being based.
Jaxon Wright
Because apparently Illyrio has got more money than 100 Tywins
Landon Russell
>thin air
i think you mean rightful heir
Benjamin Sanders
it's the journey, not the destination, bro.
That's like saying that anything not directly involving Frodo in LOTR was pointless.
Kayden Martin
What's wrong with AGOT other than the Sansa and Bran chapters?
Lucas Cook
Tywin could have left all the money in Westeros to Cercei and she still would have shit the bed
Levi Evans
Which other shows are like GoT? I'm not talking about muh politics shit im talking about the magical stuff
David Reyes
The Witcher is coming
Adam Ross
>I, Joffrey of the House Baratheon, First of My Name, The Rightful King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm, do hereby proclaim my grandfather, Tywin Lannister, the saviour of the city, and the Hand of the King
>*bows head*
>... Thank you, your grace
Caleb Martin
It’s a slow boring read to me. A comfy slow boring read at least but I always have to force myself to finish it and I don’t have the same problem with Storm, Clash, and Feast. They are fun reads that hold my attention. Real page turners. Then I get to dance and it’s another boring slog to me.
Jack Lopez
what's the bigger number, one... or five?
A SINGLE UNITED ARMY IN BLACK PENIS ARMOUR
A NILFGAARD WHORE AT THE HEAD OF THE PENIS OF A BOOOOAAARRRR
Ian Brooks
There’s that witch one that just came out A discovery of witches. Haven’t seen it myself yet but people have told me to try it out.
Adam Ward
>I can never be Lord of Winterfell. I can never be lord of anything. I'm the Three-Eyed Raven.
>All hail Bran the Broken, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Six Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
What the fuck will George mean by this? Why is Bran even called First of his Name as if with an elected monarchy it's likely that someone else with the same name will be elected again? That shit's usually only for hereditary monarchies where they're always naming their kids after some previous dude. How is Bran even gonna protect the Realm if he has no army or money?
Noah Evans
Dance feels at points like Gurm became more interested in world building and lore than in the actual story he was telling.
Adrian Jackson
I've heard it's going to be shit
It looks boring
God damnit i just wanted a series of Jon Snow killing magical beings forever FUCK
Grayson Hughes
>Why is Bran even called First of his Name
They are used to do that with every single king they've had even though the only ones that have had repeated names have been Aegon, Aerys, Viserys and Jaehaerys
Elijah Price
New:
Camden Bennett
Oh and Daeron
James Robinson
But at least in those cases with a hereditary monarchy, if you were an especially good king many later descendants in your family would be named after you. Hence all those Aegons and irl King Louis of France or Henry, Edward, George for England
Cameron Reed
This kind of thing is only a big problem for the peasants, for the lords only for the most devout ones like the sunglasses, where he got thrown in prison by stannis and later burned alive by selyse.
The peasants have no choice but to follow their lieges as they join stannis.
Like I said before, people's faith in the church at this point is weak, they are viewing it as corrupt, it is not the medieval church but the renaissance era one, as GRRM himself said they're going through their own Protestant reformation right now.
Shit like this happened at the same era:
>After Christian kingdoms finished their reconquest of Islamic Spain in 1492, the Muslim population stood between 500,000 and 600,000 people. At this time Muslims who lived under Christian rule were given the status of Mudéjar, legally allowing the open practice of Islam.
Is it that difficult to believe some lords would follow Stannis with the mess the kingdoms are in and faith in the church being weak?
Justin Thompson
That’s gay. That’s a gay way to live.