Rocky loves Emily! Rocky loves Emily! Rocky loves Emily!

Rocky loves Emily! Rocky loves Emily! Rocky loves Emily!

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>we should run
>we should hide
>we should kick their BUTTS!

Calls the chubby one tum tum, fuck that old man, worse than hitler!

>these fucking guys

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Hurley really let himself go even before he won the lottery

AWESOME!

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My brothers are retarded.

i spy with my eye something pedo.
hint: its in the background.

>have sex

A ninja?

nope. other side of the pic.

COLT?

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a chair?

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another hint: its a shape within a shape.

it's above the desk. if anyone cares.

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Ted!

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Didn't they put laxatives on their pizza or something?

In a drink. Right before they knocked the last goon out he protested "Not the stomach!", they just hit him in the face instead, for which he was grateful.

Ah. It's been probably 20-25 years since I've seen that. Was the drink a pepsi or just generic movie cola?

Pepsi

I THOUGHT NINJAS WERE BAD GUYS.

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I hate that I was able to remember that.

For me, its Colts gonna kiss Jo

You know I rewatched this trilogy recently and the casting for Jo was strange. I guess there was not an abundance of Native American child actresses, but she looked way too young to be a love interest to Colt. She looked like 8, while he was presumably about 13. She looked closer in age to Tum Tum than to the other two, it was odd.

what was his problem?

He thought ninjas were BAD GUYS

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the nambla logo

What an assortment.

what is it specifically in that pic?

me on the right

Meanwhile in Australia

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For me, it's Lisa DiMarino

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The Japanese girl in the third one was cute

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TMNT + Home Alone = ?

>you know, for kids

what the fuck is that thing on the bottom

excuse me sir, could I please use your telephone?

I loved kick back so much I put my talkboy up to the speaker and recorded the audio so i could wear headphones and listen to it while out. One side of the casette wasnt enough and i fucked up a little at pausing it just right to record the last part.

>"Yes"
Yes.

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Which one was that? Knuckle up?

Yes, memorably cringy scene

fuck this was KINO AS FUCK!

>that was a chubby kid in the early 90s

He's a thin boy now

>kino
>as fuck
>reddit spacing
newfags should be banned

Are you trying to pretend "kino" is not a Yea Forums meme?

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See you in your nightmares!

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You're a GEEK

Who else has a digital copy of the uncut version of 3 Ninjas?

They lose the basketball game, there's an alternate ending, different dialogue, extended scenes, etc. Definitely a PG-13 cut.

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What are your naaaames?

I saw that, some of the extensions are fine but it's really obvious the different ending wasn't meant to be the ending, it obviously takes place right after the basketball game, the girl is still mad at Rocky, etc. Also the extended scenes have no music score which is awkward.

She cute

I've just looked up the film and the actress was only 9. Colt's actor was 14. So that's odd.

Yeah, I liked the original ending as well. But why does Mori hate pizza?

And why did his last name change from Tanaka to Shintaro between movies?

And why was Knuckle Up filmed first but released after Kick Back?

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There was some distribution issue that held up Knuckle Up being released even though it was filmed right after 3 Ninjas in 1992, so it wasn't released til 1995.

>Snyder
What the fuck was his problem?

I WANT SOMEBODY TO FIND OUT WHY THE GUY WHO PLAYED SNYDER NEVER WORKED AGAIN!
I WANT THEM TO FIND OUT NOW!
OR I'LL TEAR OUT THEIR LIVER.

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context

god I gotta get this movie again.

First we feast, then we felony.

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All three films had solid slimy villains.

>mfw I say that every time me and my friends eat food and get high

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Yeah but Sab Shimono is/was a working actor.

And gay.

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stacked

>that nose

kek

I really want some jelly beans now

Mmhmm

I'll never understand this either. The dude was a solid villain actor. Could've easily been in b-movies through the entire 90s.

Now if I was a little booger, where would I be?

That's some commitment right there.

Sooooooo...
Nobody else liked Mega Mountain?

never heard of it

MOM AND DAD'S ROOM

what was his problem?

Pottery

3 Ninjas think they slick. HE DABBIN

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NINJA VANISH

Didn't they throw CDs at the home invaders?

Middle guy looks like Big Jay

When I rewatched it I was surpised how early the Home Alone knockoff section starts, I thought it was the climax but it starts less than halfway into the film and takes up close to half the runtime.

Hey you're pretty good...

What was her problem?

What's the alternate ending?

Locky roves Emily