Claim your Trek girl
Claim your Trek girl
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Fuck if I can't have Ro, then I'm just gonna chill with my bro Hutch
I'll take the combo deal
Hope I'm not too late!
No! One girl at a time, you greedy ferengi (jew)
>jew
That's a relief. Mine forever.
Has Ro-user finally returned?
degen
For me it's Mirror Ezri
kira
degen
short hair Kes
Fuck off Valleyforge
if you cared you'd post a pic
Based
i'm on my phone right now, but i wanted to make sure i got my girl before someone else did.
Reminder: Stargate women >>>>> Star Trek women
make your own thread faggot
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>tee hee she has big boobies
grow up
Lad you may want to google the actress before making this commitment. I have seen some weird shit in my time but her nudes are something else
I like accents
is this riker describing the last time he jerked off?
>tfw Riker has already claimed
For me? Its Ensign Pretty
>no brap ass troy
what the fuck guys!
>being this gay
did he die? it was never explained
Kira.
In origional who had big tits next to Doc , not her but her ass..
too late faggot!
You didn't post a pic of her, no valid claim.
Well done good sir
I think so. I'm pretty sure there's a shot of them throwing a blanket over his corpse. He doesn't return and there's no reason to think that terrorists would shoot to stun rather than kill.
Objectively best girl
>You will never fall asleep to her telling you about that time she massacred a school full of filthy spoonhead kids
Still would.
>You didn't post a pic of her, no valid claim.
not a rule. she's mine.
No pic, no count.
cope
Do you think Wesley ever stole her underwear?
>not claimed
Plebs, all of you
Based Augments
Seven
Aren't they related?
my fertilefu
and?
I remember thinking that the weight loss food infomercial lady with the pointy ears was cute.
she was so unironically beautiful.
for me, it's Leeta or ensign Gomez
She played the 3-titted woman in Total Recall
I used to love Leeta but then I saw her topless pics and dear god her tits are hideous
Please don't bully Leeta and her itty bitty titties
Fuck, what is this from?
Shit taste: the thread. Sito Jaxa was best girl. Full perky tits, fantastic ass, big DSLs, cute smile, natural blonde and blue eyes. Jawline is a little manly but it's a cute flaw and means your sons will be full in lantern jawed aryan chads.
Cannot even begin to imagine how many Cardassian cocks have violated her every orifice over and over and over
couldn't pay me to go near a baj-whore-an
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILES
I liked her cunty attitude.
Oh, Jesus. What the fuck happened?
Google her nudes, regret
Mental illness and drug addiction happened
ITT: Plebs and Homosexuals
Already taken
Lord in heaven. What a crying shame.
u cheeky cunt
Shame she went full femtard.
I distrust my pattern recognition abilities, is this Counselor Troi's actress?
mine
>is this Counselor Troi's actress?
It is the actress that played Kes in Voyager.
>Counselor Troi's actress
I am glad I was very wrong. See, I was right to mistrust myself.
>is this Counselor Troi's actress?
based self aware trek poster
Orion Slavegirl #2
god damn
cute
Just read the synopsis for Starship Mine and I don't remember having ever watched that episode despite finishing TNG the whole way through 3 times, what the fuck.
How do you forget Picard giving Tuvok a vulcan death grip
yes
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She is 30 you sickos
She also went libtard recently. Said Republicans can't be Star Trek fans.
They can be, sure. It simply reveals a cognitive dissonance some might find amusing
i'm a republican and star trek fan. i'll switch over to space communism the minute replicators exist, until then it's just a fantasy.
Ok, pops
Star Trek isn't communist, it's a post-scarcity utopia. Communism and socialism are dead-end philosophies proved wrong a million times over.
If only he knew what i'd do to his daughter
Proud of you, user. Patrician taste.
that's a man baby
Who did, Marina Sirtis?
dude it's great, they set out to make "die hard in space" from the get go
BASED
Best version of Keiko without a doubt
Why are Bajorans so fucking hot?
I swear the Cardassians invaded just for that pussy.
I mean, that is what Dukat was there for.
Yes
if i was in the star wars future i'd because rich putting guys wives though the same process
Since I assume this is the defacto /trek/ thread at the moment -
How did the Klingon Empire achieve spacefaring capabilities? It seems to me (a new viewer, with only half of TNG under my belt) that they don't really have much respect for research. Did they plunder the knowledge/enslave other species to do the research for them, or how did that whole business come about?
It still confuses me that the Klingons would be so advanced as to have cloaking abilities in their ships, while Starfleet hasn't even figured that out yet.
My Crew
Ensign Hoshi
Demora Sulu
Ensign Tamula
Teen age Jungle girl molly O'Brian
Nurse Agawa
Vivcy Vroom is a movie directed by Justin Vroom Vroom Kaboom" Lin
Post a waifu or gtfo
>while Starfleet hasn't even figured that out yet.
Starfleet voluntarily chooses to not research cloaking devices due to a treaty with the Romulans. It's a diplomatic issue, not a technical issue.
Anyway, Klingon society has scientists and engineers too. We just don't see them as often as the warriors. Here's a picture of a Klingon exobiologist.
They have always been a warrior race but they used to have more appreciation for non warrior roles, this was alluded to in the episode of Enterprise when the Klingon lawyer laments just had bad things have became.
The early Klingons were conquered by a spacefaring race called the Hurq, who they later BTFO'd; presumably they took warp tech from them. As for cloaks, the most popular theory is that they got them from the Romulans during their short-lived alliance in the TOS era. (This alliance basically hinges on the Romulans' use of Klingon cruisers in "The Enterprise Incident", which was really just because the original Romulan BoP model had been damaged, but it makes sense as a reflection of Sino-Soviet relations and was expanded on in the Star Fleet Battles universe.)
There are a handful Klingon scientists depicted in the TOS era, so presumably they're at least capable of *maintaining* their tech, although I agree it's unlikely that they ever could've produced a Galileo, Newton or Einstein.
It's funny because that's literally how Klingon culture works.
*depicted in the TNG era
>while Starfleet hasn't even figured that out yet.
The Pegasus was an experimental cloaked vehicle that actually just completely phased out of space. The treaty is the only thing that prevented it from being honed and stuck on every Starfleet ship.
>Klingon scientists
Julie Newmar Catwoman and Eleen
/thread won
already claimed
are klingons niggers?
just replace warrior worship with sports figures
Julie Newmar was in a league of her own man
Klingons are Russians
Good choice
soul
soulless
Yeah, I missed it until after I posted, unfortunately. Gonna have to wait until the next thread I guess, pretty slim picking now.
but they share none of the cultural traits
>no one has claimed /bestvulcan/ yet
>wtf
They were much more of an analogy for the USSR in the TOS era.The did not devolve into the warrior fetishizing barbarians until the 80's.
I prefer troublemakers.
Alcohol and aggression.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate
For me it's T'Pol and her Vulcan massages.
ahem.....
>claim your Trek girl
>posts picture of four girls
I would say that does not count, he tried to claim 4 at once.
1 girl, 4 faces
to clarify they're all the same actress
Hopefully not too late.
We are going by character, not actress.
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She's mine. She'll be in heat soon and she expects many, many children for years to come.
In the New Frontiers book she gave her husband a Heart Attack during Pon Far and he died
She cute. Both, character and the actress.
Mmmmmm some of that teen age Vulcan sexual repression and curiosity
best pick
WHY???
holy shit
>No Beverly
You should all be ashamed
Umm
Is that the dude from the Highlander tv show?
Your so sick posting her clip ware she exhibits Panty Foo marital arts
lol, somebody had to go there.
She's the fucking best. My personal fav
I am so mad they did my girl Ro Laren dirty.
RIP
she die in the books?
IMDB removed the feature ware you could type in Adrian Paul and Nana visitor and see what that was from
I want to ride her continually as she screams,
"I'm not programmed for you!"
Until i override her programmming.
She was supposed to be in DS9 but they could not close a deal with the actress so they rewrote the part as Kira Nyres
yea i know that part. It was the RIP i was asking about
Kino
Nah, but based on lore later on she might as well be confirmed dead since she defected to the Maquis.
Can't believe they would just take a huge shit on such a great characters story, they could have done so much with her.
implying you wouldn't with young Keiko. Miles must be gay
Mine
Die-Nasty (1987)
Adrian Paul ... Nikolai Rostov
Nana Visitor ... Georgina Sinclair
Let's try this again.
I all ready posted her, she was 30 it was legal
guys from all over the galaxy would have been trying to recreate the mishap on their wives
Well yeah, there was that little minx in Justice.
With the beast buds
Is that Valerie from Berlin Station?
Yeah, Wesley was pretty hot. Would deffo pound his boipucci desu.
Yes indeed.
U WOT MATE
how is the best girl not claimed? Thanks, I guess. Also 7th of Nine.
This chick was cuter.
you are high as fuck
two weeks before they started filming it was gonna be Leslie Crusher. There could have been a Star trek girl with no wrinkles on the show rather then the hag trek we got
curly blonde hair > baby teeth
Lads?
you mean that retardedly obvious wig?
>tfw could have had a mother daughter threesome
We're talking characters, not actresses.
What about Picard's secret number 1 the officer in change of oral
i know. But since you brought up hair, it's hard to look past that ugly wig. Reminds me of a British court
>my erections for capitalism are so huge i can't be content with the real failings of communism so i grossly exaggerate them
Star Trek is shallow humanist anthro-trash, it's something you watch for the good drama not the stale ideas.
Political theory, sociology and economics are all soft sciences. Sciences that deal with higher order phenomena unlike physics and astronomy.
Once the hard sciences create tech that makes those higher order phenomena easily processable. Humanity as we know it will die out and from the inside first.
All utopias are proportionately totalitarian. And ideal totalitarian states posses full control over the mind and body of their citizens. A state like that can take any form it's leaders want it to, be it capitalist, communist or more realistically crypto-corporate republics with mixed economies and orange presidents who are also wrestlers, actors and CEOs.
No need for soma when you have figured out how all the tools in the skinner box, that is the brain, work.
All philosophies are dead-ends in one big eternal semantically undead-beginning.
Now go buy some delicious meat patties made up of 70% processed soya beans and eat them you fucking drones.
So is the steak guy your wifu? He wasn't even in Star Trek.
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The patrician choice
I can't be the only one who wants to eat Kira's ass.
My waifu's already had her bajoran ass posted here.
She has Boy hair that means you are a faggot
13 or 30
are those antennae fully articulated voluntarily?
Blocks your path
Best Bajoran
For a bit part she would have been 18 plus playing a teenager
looks 40
Too pure for lewd.
The shapeshifter from 2x10 "The Dauphin"
played by a 22 yo, Character biologically age 15, Chronologically age 300 years
wants dick
The ultimate Qt
QT KT
this
Mine!
Doesn't count, that's a dude.
Sarah Connor?
Pic related.
Meth, lot of it.
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GQ > Star Trek
She’s unironically right. The ideals are at total opposing sides.
Did somebody post her yet? I'm not checking because I'm first.
For me, it is Kai Winn.
Saavik is not my waifu. However, I am willing to trade with the bastard who stole my waifu.
You know who you are.
Is that Jungle Girl molly
All ready claimed
>stargate universe
yikes
Literally just watched this episode last night...
Dumb poster
marina sirtis is a child abusing pig
Ashamed you were not Patrician enough to claim all the Oral-Entals
>not posting her glorious midriff
Reminder that Sirtis hates trekkies
Were Ro's brow ridges fucky or had they just not finalized Bajoran designs yet?
I get u user. I wanna hatefuck her right on her desk.
Doh that was meant for you
Don't forget a rad widow's peak.
This is still one of Ronnie's best comics. Or maybe just closest to home.
what ideals would those be?
Bold talk from someone who was thankful for Trek from saving her from a meaningless existence of being rape victim number 3 in B slasher flicks flashing her tits on screen for money.
Looks like she forgot who gives her all that money for 12x9 glossy photos with her name signed on them.
Whats the story on the child abuse
It is something he would do. Remember when he started a one man party at Geordi’s funeral? m.youtube.com
She's just being truthful. It's very difficult, if not impossible, to truly be friends with a fan. They don't view as just another person. They view you as whatever character they idolized you as.
No other Star Trek series main actress has kept it tighter than my girl Roxy
ITT plebs
they were misinterpreting a new Orleans funeral, it's all normal until you walk away from the graveyard then the band starts a Jazzy tune and they have a drunken wake
Gilora Rejal
Or maybe she's just a hateful cunt? She whines about Drumpf and thinks you can't be a Trek fan and a Conservative.
Zahra > Uhura
It’s several centuries in the future after world war 3 I’ll let some embellishments slide.
Halfbreed battle on the jello planet
The best Star Trek girl is the Romulan commander from The Enterprise Incident.
unirionically would fuck pre generations
you know cause they died
But she's right. Star Trek is liberal.
You have the res of her series, asking for a friend....in the FBI
she kind of bitch slap that fan
and what exactly does that mean to you? Please explain.
Star Trek is not about locking children in cages, and then calling someone a "hateful cunt" if they think it's wrong to lock children in cages.
>the state ideas in star trek is that war is only good when it protects the federation
>people should help themselves if they are capable
> unless they don't have warp travel then fuck them
But the pictures of children in cages posted around the net are either from a Obama created center or at a protest when a parent put their own kid in a 3 walled cage and took pictures. So far only liberals put kids in cages
>Star Trek is liberal.
youtube.com
You should call President Trump on the phone and inform him that he's not actually locking children in cages. I'm sure he'll be very surprised and pleased by this revelation.
>Hey goys it's racist that you want to make sure these children being trafficked over the border are actually the children of the people who have them in their custody
what's your point?
just proving a utopia can be good
Why did the guy look surprised here? Did he just completely forget he had an almost-naked woman in his apartment when he let his gf in?
>"zero tolerance" policy separates 100% of children, even the ones whose parents have documentation
>US government doesn't keep any documentation of its own, causing families to become PERMANENTLY separated
And yet conservatives will still delude themselves into believing that it was done for a good cause, and wasn't just a racist way of spiting the brown people.
Last week a guy was caught and admired the baby girl he had was rented for the border crossing
Can I please have her
oh no no no no
ah I see the problem. everything bad in the world is Conservative and only the enlightened Liberal is good and just. Like your fictional television program.
But I see your point. The pussy Federation ate shit for Cardassia, leaving the based Maquis to fight for their freedom and liberty alone against a fascist regime. While the Federation displaced a whole colony of Native Americans against their will just like their liberal Democrat ancestors like Andrew Jackson.
dammit
General population jails are no place for children you fucking monster. You want those kids being victimized and traded for cigarettes and jello cups? GTFO with your feel good head up your ass bullshit.
Or we could just continue with the Obama administration's policies. Do you feel that the zero tolerance policies to destroy families have made you safer in any way? Aren't you still surrounded by scary brown people everywhere you turn?
>all these plebs not choosing a warrior woman.
Keep fighting the good fight.
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But that's a hologram.
that's what holosuites are for
But you're forgetting that it doesn't count.
Oh, holographic women count?
If you don't hold liberal values and you call yourself a Trek fan, you're basically only watching it for the pew pew lasers and technobabble.
tough luck lad, there's nothing you can do about it
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i wanted this lassie to wash my feet
Personally yes, but they are not all together scary. They are actually quite nice and pleasant. But the majority are also citizens who were born here with either their parents or grandparents being naturalized. A few are still arrogant cunts, but that's not a crime in and of itself.
Actually are Norteño gang population is what keeps the fuckery of MS13 and Sureño off our backs.
>"Star Trek is conservative"
Retard
>those values tho
are not conservative values
Did you actually read my post?
Good is subjective you fool.
Prime Kirsty Alley was a thing unto itself
*steals your bike*
Oi, from some points of view I just did you a favor, didn't I? Good is subjective innit?
they are tho
You just know she was dripping at that moment. Good thing Starfleet doesn't have regs against officers in relationships with one another.
*booby trapped the bike with a small explosive charge*
Oi, from MY points of view I just did you a favor, Good is subjective!
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes sword (this means I take my sword out of hiding)*
You're fast, kid. But not fast enough.
There is massive difference between modern liberals and 50's or 60's liberals like Roddenberry. They were in favor of carpet bombing communism out of South-East Asia and not giving in to totalitarianism. Modern progressives demand censorship and execution of wrongthinkers.
>the shat is visibly pissed that he's past his prime when he encounters that babe
*anti-teleportation counter-mesure auto activates redirecting your teleportation to a reality were quantic vacuum collapse abolished the laws of physics that permit life as is humans know it*
*unsheathes penis (this means i'm about to rape your sisters fist*
hehehe nothing personal kid, you just broke the nap