Movie night

Why do they all make that face?

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>tfw no disapproving of my pirate ways gf
Oh well watching four hours of ASMR every night is just as good as having a real gf right bros
youtube.com/watch?v=Q4ErCph-5VY

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there's literally no way to interact with black people without them getting offended.

I know this type
> "I Love Traveling"
> "Why make money when you aren't spending it"
> "Lets plan our vacations way ahead of time!"

Fucking greedy cocksuckers.

this is a problem?

>Lets plan our vacations way ahead of time
FUCK I HATE THIS
I plan my vacations last minute because that's the best way to spend money and by planning I mean buying plane tickets and getting a room in a shoddy hostel. Get away from me with your maps and hikes Jenny, nobody likes hiking, they all pretend they do just because they want to fuck and post cool instagram stories

2k is a good way to chill (unless someone takes the warriors like a bitch)

You don't know normies chicks

I meant save money I'm drunk sorry

she's cute

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>movie night
>spend the whole time on the cell phone

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she engages in sexual relations with african-american males regularly

have a baby

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Next time you complain, remember who puts food on the table bitch.

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she's making the "i hate niggers" face

based

>Next time you complain, remember who puts food on the table bitch.
Doesn't your wife put the food on the table after she cooks it for you?

...Shit
Ok, whatever. I'll get you next time bitch.

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they look like jews

>movie night
>alone
>smoke
>sip on warm coke
>pause 20 min into movie.
>browse Yea Forums
>think of what other movie to watch once this one is over
>random ass or tits in a thread
>fap for 30 min
>keep watching movie
>it ends
>immediately go to IMDB trivia section
>round 2 of fapping as the sun comes up

Basically, yes. Living the high life.

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dont they have night cameras to catch people like that tho? I am paranoid to do anythin in theater.

movies take me a day cause I pause to think what I wouldve change and try to imagine myself viewing the corrected version
the most kino thing is when I go to sleep and dream a part of that non existing movie

>movie night
>alone
>again

lol you've never had sex

Why do white people making that face?

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>movie night
>i'm alone in my room watching a movie on my PC
how do i get a gf?

inb4 how many girls have you asked out this year
that's part of my problem. i never meet any girls. i have no friends.

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I brought a girl home once and did this. Blew her mine and she thought I was a genius when I showed her Popcorn Time.

...

Pda, motherfucker

well I suppose it's hard to meet people in your room

Nothing wrong with this so long it can display at the same resolution as the tv and send 5.1 through the hdmi.

>at gfs home alone
>movie night, have some drinks
>I pick a movie
>I pick "Emperor's New Groove"
>she starts cuddling, thinking I picked a kids' movie so that we didn't have to follow the plot and would fool around
girls are so fucking dumb, I swear

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based and me-pilled

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Because we have an emotion you couldn't possibly understand: disappointment

WHY WHITE MAKE FACE

No. I connect the external HD with all my movies and tv shows.
Much better than Netflix

where should i go?
i do attend salsa classes, but there are no grills near my age tbqh

i go to work, but i'm not friends with anyone and they know i'm autistic
>tfw overhear people talking about coworker house parties that i've never been invited to

please delete this

shut up, tyrone

Shut yo bitch ass up Cody

>movie night
>she only wants to watch basic bitch brainlet shit like "The notebook" or nu-disney shit
>sit there and watch it because next week it's my turn to pick a movie
>start up my movie the following week, she immediately complains that the sound is too low despite it being up
>turn on subtitles, bitch complains that they move to quickly
>bitch falls asleep halfway into movie
>this happens for every movie I pick
Do women just have shit taste in general? Or is my gf just shit? She'll spend hours watching nail painting tutorials but she falls asleep at anything that has an actual dedicated plot

A girl came to watch a movie once, I showed her my 500GB collection, talked about some of the movies, she said she wanted to watch a horror movie, after we watched the movie she just went home, somedays later I saw a meme post in her facebook page, "when you go to his house to watch a movie and he just wants to watch a movie", did I do anything wrong?

Is this some high level feminism shill movement to get us more appeased to women, or some effort to attract them? Or terminally deluded trannies?

fuck niggers and fuck jews

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is she okay?

who cares? It's a nigger.

rookie mistake

I stream from my laptop using VLC

that's why you are still a virgin

wtf raimi

>2019
>being a poorfag
>needing to connect your laptop or PC to the TV and not having a dedicated PC (with 3TB in storage) always attached to your PC as well as having a wireless mouse and keyboard for easy and comfortable access from your couch or recliner
>not sharing a plex server with your friends who also have terabytes and terabytes worth of movies, television, and anime hosted
Fucking poorfags, enjoy paying your shekels to the cable, netflix, amazon and other streamer provider jew! I don't pay a cent to watch the latest movies and TV shows and I have virtually anything I or a girl could want to watch available for streaming (for free) through plex.

fake and gay

Your gf is shit. My wife loves film and we spend a lot of time watching it or discussing what we watched. If you're planning on staying together, maybe try a different hobby with her since she clearly doesn't care about film.

you dodged a bullet freind

No. Roasties are mentally ill. She probably saw you had an actual interest in film outside of a way to burn an hour and her reptilian eyes glossed over from information overload.

sup reddit

>not having a Media pc constantly hooked to your pc with automated torrenting from ptp and btn
Having ptp and karagara is amazing. You can impress chicks with your access to unlimited arthouse.

Stop shitspamming this image retard.

IT's the most efficient and configurable way to watch the fucking media. I don't get why this is weird, I actually did this with a girl 6 months ago and she looked at me like I was crazy. It just makes more sense to play it with vlc and a detachable keyboard than to have to reconvert an hevc to an mp4 for my fucking smart tv to be able to read the mutherfucking file. We're not going out anymore. She said she was busy but it turned out she was busy all the time.

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why would you want to watch a movie with your gf? especially at home. homes are for fucking

>movie night
>walk to cinema and wait in line to buy some tickets
>see sign that says 'no singles allowed' next to register
>too late to step out of line
>t-two tickets p-please
>cashier asks me for who the second ticket is since it looks like I am alone
>f-for my old lady hehe..
>tells me he will wait next to the cinema hall when the movie starts to make sure I will not be alone there
>dash home as fast as I can and beg my little sister to come with we to see the movie
>she declines
>cry and beg until she agrees
>cashier stands next to cinema hall like he said
>claims my sister looks a little too young for the movie and demands to see her ID
>Now wants to see my ID too for some reason
>Asks why we have the same last name and claims she must be one of my relatives in a really loud voice
>other people turn around and start giggling
>N-no she is my...my wife!
>He demands that I prove it
>Make out with her until people stop giggling
>cashier gives me an angry look while steping aside
>I will let you get away with it this time buster

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nah you're good, plus she had to make the first move anyway

>vlc
Its summer!

but most smart TVs and PS4s play mkvs

Smart TVs are trash.

>i'm connected to the internet and have updateable firmware but still choose to support limited number of codecs

>he doesn't use private trackers and a cheap ryzen cpu so he can plex stuff to his 50" tv and suffer very minor quality loss
dabbing on all these pleb cunts

Not an argument

> "Lets plan our vacations way ahead of time!"
So they can brag about it, simple as that

Somebody else made the argument, plebian.

Why not just hook a Mini PC to your TV?

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>no i7
>no RTX
get fucked

stop being retarded Yea Forums

handbrake, nigger

based

This is Reddit.

Wasted trips on such a bad post. Smart TVs are based and enable my lazy lifestyle

A regular tv and PC with kodi are way better than smart tvs. In every way. Smart TVs are for nomies and summerfags... And your mum.

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>tfw it has better specs than my pc

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>movie night
>she load a dubbed foreign movie

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>He doesn't have an HDMI cable going from his gaming PC to his HDTV with surround sound

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My GF fell asleep twenty minutes into Memento, woke up in the last 10 minutes, and complained that it was confusing.

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>when she tells me to pick the movie then tells me to turn it off just when frodo and sam are leaving the shire

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How is that better? My smart TV has USB ports so I can just hook up my external HDD to it and command Alexa to do everything including turn the TV on.

>movie night
>*sigh*

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Women always fall asleep during a movie unless it's disney shit, stars a woman in a pinch or children are in danger.

It's cheaper. And having alexa is prime normie behavior.

yeah you all have it so fucking bad, having girlfriends n shit, making plans and spending time with them, cuddling while watching movies.
i c-can totally relate, that's so a-annoying, yeah..

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My gf is named Alexa.

It's pretty annoying in the summer.
Yesterday my gf wanted to sleep in my arm and in the middle of the night I woke up and her face was all wet and sweaty because I beathed on her the whole time kek

ive had the same girl at my house 3 times so far and ever time we say we're gonna watch a movie but we end up making out on the couch instead then going to my room

>he doesn't mentally recall movies and telepathically stream them directly to his gf's brain

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fuck you, i'd give anything to have what you have.

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Even go out and actually try?

That's your only argument? I don't let what's "normie" affect my behavior if it's gonna bar me from convenience. Enjoy your inferior setup just so you can be a contrarian.

Also, my smart TV cost me $250.

>tfw 27 year old virgin
>never had a gf
>never talked to a woman nor had friends
>sometimes i talk with some cuties at my work but that's it they don't even like me
At least I'm becoming a wizard

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sometimes you just get lucky, i went on 8 dates this year that never made it past the first date and then on my 9th date this girl is just really into me and we're having sex 3 days later, and even now we have nothing in common really but either shes just really cuddly or really horny because shes always trying to kiss me when w'ere togther. its only been 2 weeks since the first date.

If this is true you unironically have autism or aspergers.

720 or 1080?

Don't worry the first time I sexed a woman I was already 26 you can do it too user

autism

>movie night
>she picks Cat in the Hat
>starts pushing her ass on my dick
>have to hear Mike Myer quips the whole time fucking her

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And by the end of the night

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that means she will be on the rag soon

good. its fun and all but its exhausting, and i have a hard time sleeping with someone else in thebed, so i only get 4 hours of sleep when she stays over

Is that the same girl from the OP?

why are you even interacting with normie chicks

if you're lonely, i guess that having a gf is good at getting rid of that. everything else about the situation is overrated.
>sex is kind of boring after the first 10 minutes
(i usually prefer masturbation, but my gf wants to keep going for hours).
>conversation is kind of boring
(I usually prefer shitposting online).
>you have to do shit with her friends
>the number of family gatherings you're obligated to attend has just doubled
>she'll always have some annoying thing about her that you can't change.
(mine is into crystals, essential oils, horoscopes, and other stupid shit).
>if you're politics don't line-up well, it's gonna be difficult

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Why are girls getting hornier and more violent?

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i exclusively fuck black women and they don't get offended

I wonder if they at least shave

Based

I rather not risk interacting with nigs.
Thank god there's none in my country.

Yea i kinda gave up already solely for those reasons you stated, but it could be nice and comforting sometimes i wonder

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That would make it less fun when they force their smelly pussies on your mouth.

yet. when they do come. make them cum. trust me on this

I'll just pretend they don't exist if they ever get here.
And keep a gun with me at all times if they start acting funny.

based and kinopilled

This is like me only I'm 40 years old so my fap session is down to 5 minutes if I can get it up and there is no second round.

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>tinder thot comes over
>she looks at my 40 inch tv
>she says thats a big tv
>"for you"
>plug thinkpad into the tv
>hit power button on tv
>have to switch inputs to HDMI1
>ask her what movie she wants to watch
>she decides on the devil wears prada
>go to google
>"free download of devil wears prada"
>"watch devil wears prada free online"
>keep getting paid sites or sites that wont work with ad blocker
>"omg user, thats stealing, just rent it from google play movies"
>tell her its not stealing, i wasnt gonna buy it anyway
>she gets visibly frustrated
>fine, we'll rent it
>ask her for her credit or debit card information
>she doesnt want to
>i refuse to pay for media so we dont watch a movie
>she leaves
>mfw

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That's what all you virgins say. Being in a relationship is exhausting

>movie night
>watching movie at home with gf
>tell her ahead of time to stay focused on the screen and not use her phone or be distracted
>the last time i tried showing her a movie 3 years ago she decided to start painting her nails 15 mins in and i shut the movie off and told her we're not watching movies at home anymore
>30 minutes in she's nudging me for kisses and trying to hold my hand
>I shush her, and point to the screen
>keeps nudging me with her head for affection, pissing me off because her eyes aren't on the screen and she's missing key parts of the movie
>repeats this throughout the movie in long intervals
>after the movie ends i tell her we're not doing movie dates anymore because she doesn't take movie watching seriously
>she starts to cry
>mfw

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>not having a dedicated laptop/HTPC connected at all times
>hey bby aren't I sexy with this entire wall full of plastic coasters and 3 different cable boxes with 5000ft of cabling going everywhere

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>using HDMI1
theres your problem. i always go for the highest numbered port so she can see how many inputs my tv has

480p

based

woman think netflix is high class. Degenerate race.

>let's check what's on rarbg!

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Just talk about anime

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Good taste sir

usually they are friends concubines or your cousins. It's very clear basic woman are not real human beans.

>movie night
>middle of the kino she flips me over and starts fingering my butthole
Really ruined the movie for me.

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>go out and actually try?
tried tinder, women there are just whores who are looking for attention from chads (spoiler: they will get it, because even 5/10 get hundreds of matches).

>Being in a relationship is exhausting
if having a gf is so bad then why won't you stay single? you know why - because it's way worse.

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>it's way worse.
yeah man, I totally don't miss masturbating whenever I want, smoking a bowl and playing vidya, or saying the n-word over xbox live h-haha

My friend found some basic whore on tinder. She's constantly trying to judge his social capital. Dumb fucking Italian dating her lmao

> Warm coke?

..e..explain?

I'll swap you those childish activites for a gf who I can start a family with

>movie night
>she complains the movie is in black and white and that my film projector is too loud.
>She starts hitting on my silent film pianist.

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Women have always been the sex obsessed gender partly because of how much they were repressed and before when they repressed themselves (still do, blame us now though and make us think we're the sex crazed ones).

Out of the two genders which ones can't be in their own company? Thus they are the gender which is more obsessed with sex. The social gender.

but having a gf != living with her. i'd also swap it all out for someone to spend time with.

plot twist: turns out after 10 years of trying to have a child you find out you're sterile

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he's a pleb. warm Dr. Pepper is where it's at

Yeah but is she paying for it? Is it a 50/50?

>for a gf who I can start a family with
not all of us are 30+ with the prospect of having a kid being our greatest ambition

>why won't you stay single?
it's not easy to break up with someone. especially if you have a shared social group, an now you're the villain.

Who is she I need to know..

Just because your mum has been getting blacked on the daily since your dad left, dosn't mean all women are.

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Should have just torrented from tpb and grabbed you and her a drink of booze whilst waiting.

better than finding out you're sterile 10 years after you had a child

You have the mentality of a wine aunt.

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cuck.

that's why you're incel, incel

>Why make money when you aren't spending it
The broken clock is right here. You spend your time to work, and if you don't spend money, then your time is just wasted. Spend your money or work less, user

>20 year old virgin
>finally ask a 6/10 girl out
>she comes to my place
>she wants to watch a movie
>I say which one
>she wants to browse Netflix
>I tell her I don't use Netflix but I can play any movie she wants
>She wants to see some original Netflix drama about some crippled kid or whatever
>I find it for her on torrent sites
>I download the movie in 15 mins while I make some drinks for us. Thought it was a pretty smooth move during the wait
>I go to my HDTV and I pull out the HDMI cable
>she's like um what are you doing
>I say I'm going to hook up the laptop to the TV to watch the movie
>She makes this face like...like she is rolling her eyes at me
>I hook it up and I start moving the cursor around the screen on the tv to find the folder
>she says "um you know...I think I have to call it a night I just remembered I have to get some stuff done before work"
>I ask her if anything is wrong
>She says nothing, nothing
>I ask her if she's sure and she says yes and I walk her to my door.
>I tell her goodnight and she is like ok goodnight and she walks out.

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>movie night
>forever alone
>can watch whatever the fuck I want
I've settled into an oddly comfortable position, friends.

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>bohoo im a hostage in a relationship :((
fuck off

Lol, bringing another life into suffering because you're incapable of doing anything 'great' with your life that would give you a higher sense of satisfaction than raising a little turd 2.0

what does "send 5.1 through the hdmi" mean?

>>can watch whatever the fuck I want
You know woman like to be told what to watch right incel?

Women are stupid and this would take them hours to do so they think it will take you hours to do too.

That and you didn't spend money on her. She's worthless to you in her mind.

Or save your money and retire in your 40s or 50s instead of when you're too old to enjoy it.

He fire's up the Plex server to cast to the Tv

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shut up, man
suicide's too scary. i want to latch onto the taboo about it being the coward's exit

are you obtuse?

you're kind of a dick

>movie night
>watch Platoon for the umpteenth time

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>His server isn't always ready to cast off.

Good?

Peer pressure isn't a reason to have another mongoloid of a child, user. If you're posting here then I have news for you - that's the type of child you will have. You are not smart or 'special' like mummy said.

touché

More accurately its the “i hate niggers but im too polite to say so” face

that's a needed trait if you want a gf

Id be okay with this if it was during an ania de arnas scene

All chicks are normies

>she cooks

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>His PC is on 24/7

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it's a LARP, user. no one in this thread actually has a gf.

>she smells

It's not. It's a fucking heroic death as far as I'm concerned. As long as those doing have truly tried everything to fix whatever they feel is wrong with them.

Though I do prefer the 'instead of killing myself im doing to throw every ounce of energy i have into doing something that would make me actually feel and exert some sense of control over my pitiful existence'

Because no one would. OP is using his imagination because he doesn’t actually interact with females.

"hello, i am not a threat but also not your best friend and will not be making my presence too known"

>round 2
rookie numbers

>warm coke
inexcusable

>Movie night
>I'm alone

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how can he breathe?

what the FUCK is wrong with roasties

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its porn, shes fine (and a whore).

sure thing, larper

This. Can't believe it took this long.

this aged well

nothing, you incel bodyshaming bigot

>$300 for some ass sniffing plastic

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>drag and drop file in to vuze
>instantly watch it on my shitty samsung

it sometimes crashes, fucking samsung

based Openoad streamer

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Its time to pull the same trick on her the next time she picks a movie and see where it goes

you didn't meet expectations

if i wont get a gf in 2019 i will unironically kill myself. i had enough

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>hooking up the laptop
>not hooking up your mini portable hard drive to the xbone , with over a terabyte of shows and movies ranging from das boot to jungledyret

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that quality control test is extensive

Are you a woman or incel which is it? Im
Guessing woman. He handled that perfectly.

Men are stupid because they fall for bait posts

No freaking way that happened.

Yes.

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giwtwm

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btw guys, watch Il Primo Re
you will not regret it after the first 15'

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Jokes on you I have a Thinkpad that's permanently connected to the TV in the living room.

>movie night
>she steams blue velvet on putlocker in 480p
>ads play every 10 mins
>her macbook program notifications are bouncing up into the bottom of the movie the entire time
>shes already seen it 3 times, gets bored halfway through and wants to have sex

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why she making the i hate niggers face

>implying I am not dragging a 25 metres roll of HDMI all the way from the desktop in my bedroom
Enjoy your wireless induced cancer brainlets

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>not reading the plot summary on wikipedia during your break
cringe and bluepilled

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MOOT

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Gonna need a sauce on that, user

I just YTS through Movian on my PS3 to stream everything. Thots have never complained, it gets all the latest movies uploaded right after they come out.

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>movie night
>he brings her to the lower-level mini-theatre next to the guest quarters

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she goes by Feywilde

>be on shitty toxic relationship
>have to watch capeshit or some boring documentaries about muslim feminists or penguins
>gf bitches if I put something remotely kino
>Barely have time for movies and films bc she's a basic bitch who needs constant attention and approval to feel good about herself
>Finally broke up with her
>No sex or company but have time watch good stuff on my own
>movie night today
Feelsgoodman

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>she goes by Feywilde
>she has nudes

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>>I hook it up and I start moving the cursor around the screen on the tv to find the folder

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>PC
>he doesn't have a dedicated media server nas

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>Have a movie night with friends every week
>Everyone has varying tastes and recommends films
>Expand each other's tastes in film but sometimes watch comfy classics that we all like
>Each person contributes snacks
>Everyone sits and watches quietly and attentively the whole way through every single time
>Enjoy a nice hot cup of tea afterwards while we talk about the film and finish our food
>Go our separate ways to home and bed, happy that we've had a pleasant evening.

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>just rent it from google play movies
Yikes, why are foids such NPCs?

blessed and patricianpilled

I wish I had friends, i just watch movies alone on my mobile

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Yea Forums is your friends

>on my mobile

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Alone is OK.

Mobile is not.

Me except I read the "Production" section

I know this shit.
I have an ex out there who has seen only the first 5 mins of every episode of trailer park
boys, cos she always started getting handsy with me. doesn't even know what she was missing

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>He really want's a NAS and media sever
>But keeps spending spare cash elsewhere.

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You could always build one out of cheap computer parts.

You sound like a bunch of faggots tbph

Legitimately a problem I ran into with my first gf. Kept wanting to share Kino with her because she was important to me and I wanted to share with her the things I loved. She’d try to fuck me like 30 min in every time. Unsure if it was just her being incredibly horny or wanting an excuse to turn off my fav movies.

The “woman” you linked looks like Jazz

You've never talked to a woman or had a job

fuck off you faggot, hiking is great

wtf I had the same problem bros. I genuinely wanted to share my favourite movies/tv shows with my ex gf but she always wanted to have sex after about 10 minutes, we always watched in bed. Why are women like this? Can they not appreciate kino?

who is this top tier qt 3.14 bros?

>movie night
>start watching film alone
>pause 15 minutes in or so
>get distracted
>go into living room/kitchen to get food
>see roommates
>wind up staying because roommates are also my friends and I feel obligated to hang out for some self-inflicted reason
>wind up going back to my room 2-3 hours later
>don't finish film
It's either that, watch only fun, comfy films with one roommate like old Arnold movies and joke around or watch more "art-house" films with my other friend/roommate if his attention span can handle it. Usually he starts a conversation or starts to dissect the movie like 10 minutes in. I love him though.

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how do I get a gf like the girl in the OP?

who's this?

me

have sex

If you're older than 24: get a job, meet people (either friends or females to get it on with)
Younger: go to college or some shit, if yoy already did that get a job.

stop posting this slut

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Is that Laura ?

>connecting your laptop/PC to the TV to watch a movie
>having a netflix subscription
Wat? How is that implying that he pays for movies, are you retarded or just shitposting? Regardless, refrain from posting.

Yeah, might look around online for some cheap bits. Doesn't need to be some godlike PC/server.

I don’t mean this disparagingly at all, but women only care about being fucked in the vagina by a male they deem suitable. That is all.
The sole reason women support abortion is because if they are pregnant, they can’t get fucked in their vagina by suitable, and ever more suitable (hypergamy) men.

blue-pilled dreaming denier of reality

join meetup. com

It looks more like the i fuck niggers face to be honest

Fug

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This checks out

Well then break up with your roastie bitch and stop being a pussy ass nigger about it, faggot.

>no singles allowed
Is this really a thing? WTF

>he power cycles his pc every day
>he causes more stress on the components
pick two

Just stream it from your pc with plex

you've never even had sex before, why pretend you know what women like lmao

I used to connect my pc to my TV with the girl that is now my fiancee. You're a bunch of incels.

there is nothing wrong with this at all. in fact, its better if its playing from a local file.

based and madipilled

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Imo he's the only one ITT who seems to genuinely know actual hot chicks.

>hiking is great
I wish I could see why but I just don't get it

you know, it all makes sense and i think deep down i already knew this but just didn't want to accept it.

>I plan my vacations last minute because that's the best way to spend money
are you actually retarded? hotel/hostel/airbnb reservation and plane tickets are cheapest when bought in advance
last minute travels are for the stupid or the rich

IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN UTILIZE MY 4K TV

i'm older than 24, and have a job as i wrote in the post you quoted

tried it
none of the meetups really interest me

My ex did fall asleep in EVERY movie not just the slop you named, but my present gf is focused af and actually makes me notice stuff in pictures that go over my head. She's sharp as fuck. She's a painter so she's apt at reading shots.

This. I have a personal harem and whenever I'm trying to show them Falling Down or Goodfellas, they keep holding me down and taking turns fucking themselves on my cock.

Someone tell me how to stop this pls, it's very distracting and annoying but the harem wants want it wants... :(

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>Cody
kek

Not being depressed isn't a synonym of being blue-pilled user. It's a feat of strength and faith.

You may have intended to sound funny but your post just rinks pathetism and insecurity.

>rinks pathetism

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Sometimes i don't even have money to eat

You have enough techknowledge to download movies on your fully charged phone but not a couple cents to by some shitty noodles and a carrot?

This

I'd compress the fuck out of her boobies
mfw I haven't had a movie night with a girl that wasn't my mother in over a decade guess I'll die a virgin haha

Can you die?

>Movie night
>She picks the movie
>It's Snatch
>Never seen it what the fuck I just want pussy
>Try to fuck her but she keeps telling me to watch it
>Suddenly get very involved in the movie
>Fucking love every minute of it

That was weird

Haha wow this is literally the boat I'm in. Turns out I'm shooting blanks and she's as barren as the Sahara. Shit sucks because we did everything right in terms of setting up a future for kids: money, a house in a good area, etc. Now we're dealing with the realization that everything was for nothing. Our marriage will likely fail because having kids is literally the only reason why I bothered pulling myself out of the "sleep until 2pm, post on Yea Forums, smoke/drink and masturbate until I pass out" life I had been living. Without the hope of creating a future generation, I have no real reason to not go back to how I was living before. I was meant to stay in the gutter and life punished me for daring to dream of anything more.

Damn this dude got absolutely BTFO

Absolutely patrician

Same. I also watch YouTube videos of movie filming location visits.

>literally describes catching the gay

Sucks, man. This is why I stay in toxic relationships. I love the cinema.

You guys don't really do this, do you?

how u know this is porn

I pretty frequently pause movies 20 to 30 minutes in and spoil them for myself by reading the Wikipedia plot summary.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZS6bD3SpIvk
is Alfred ok lads?

>I was meant to stay in the gutter and life punished me for daring to dream of anything more.
Sometimes I wonder if it's wrong for me to dream of having a family and kids.

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this is every night of my life.

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>sleep until 2pm, post on Yea Forums, smoke/drink and masturbate until I pass out
oh shit

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there are nerdy girls at the library Friday night stocking up on romance books for the week end who are waiting for you

what's the appeal of slam pigs

You do realize adoption exists?

Something about being a cuck, blah blah blah

Sauce?

I have an autistic fantasy where I have a group of likeminded friends and we have a weekly dinner and movie night. The person whose turn it was to choose a film stands up in front of the group and tells everyone a bit of information about the film beforehand like the TCM hosts do. Then afterwards we all discuss the film.

You’ll know once you stop being an incel

I have a micro penis

This, but unironically