I thought it was about time for an Idiot Abroad season 3 thread...

I thought it was about time for an Idiot Abroad season 3 thread. Discuss your favourite moments from this Television program and its hosts Karl Pilkington and Warwick Davis.

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I enjoyed the scene where Karl kicked Warwick right in the head.

Karl should have stamped that gremlin midge into the ground, day one.

turns out
lil midgey fella

Karl, Steve and Ricky should have taken turns to kick his skull in, then taken turns raping his daughter.

>with a Teeny Tiny Twist
problematic.
this is a hate crime and will be forwarded to the authorities.

warwick ruined the whole show, only good bit was when karl forced him to hang out with his freak peers and when karl ate a rabbit head like it was a steak and ale pie while warwick vomited

Warwick being a diva was so unnerving. Karl was right. Warwick going on about culture when he had microwave pizzas the entire trip.

i want to ____ warwick davis

mad innit

I want to stand naked on top of two chairs with my legs semi open forming a portal where warwick will walk through so i can give him a shit mohawk.

Punt

Nobody knew where he came from
They only knew he came in
Slowly he waddled to the end of the bar
And he ordered a thimble of gin

Well I could see that he wasn't a large man
I could tell that he wasn't too tall
I judged him to be 'bout 1 foot 3
And his voice was a shrill bingbong drawl

Why would you need to be standing on two chairs to do this? You could do it down on your knees.

I liked when a faint "down with the sickness" was heard in the background and you instantly saw warwick tense up

My dog is taller than warwick.

I like the bit where Karl threw Warick out of a plane

He has made 2 TV shows now that make fun of his height but god forbid Yea Forums does it or he starts writing letters. He is basically a greedy little cunt. You can only make fun of his height if you pay him.
He's like a jew that is the size of a chicken nugget.

Is this a stealth midge general?

>karl forced him to hang out with his freak peers
LMFAO, source?

that ricky girvein guy (or however you spell it) is one of the unfuniest people the UK has the offer

You are all being reported.

Midge

Shhhhh.

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fuckin' hell. Warwick Davis had to get in on it, didn't he?

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season 3

I MEAN JUST WALK RIGHT UP

The Moaning of Life is a way better show.