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Elijah Barnes
Mason Reyes
>Kubrick's best film is A Clockwork Orange. But it's not one I was ever interested in watching, unless I was a die hard horror fan. So I have to ask, if I'd seen the film in theaters (I haven't seen it since the original release), do I think of its themes and themes of a serial killer as being comparable to the characters in Kubrick's movies? Is it fair to compare a film starring John Travolta to "A Clockwork Orange"? And to my knowledge, Kubrick never referenced any serial killer in the film, but rather described the characters as good men (or girls) with good intentions and motivations. So do you think those characters in A Clockwork Orange fit within the themes of serial murder and mental illness? Or do you consider the characters different than those in other Kubrick-produced work, like A Clockwork Orange ?
Austin Rodriguez
Sneed
Angel Sanders
Blake Gomez
Jaxon Cooper
Nolan Sanchez
Matthew Campbell
Ryder Parker
Oliver Walker
Christopher Taylor
Xavier Ortiz
So I was sucking Kat Dennings’ toes when I finally felt Kat's fingers on mine. I let out a muffled cry of joy. "Ohhhh..."
"What is it? Are you okay?" Kat demanded, her tongue still exploring my clit. "I'm so excited to suck you again!"
"Is that what this is? A moment of excitement and lust? My fingers feel so good between your legs and your face feels just as slick and wet! You're such a good boy for doing this and so good at it." I gave her a naughty grin. She had some fun.
"Oh my God." Kat said breathlessly and began to fuck me again. I could have barely even moved an inch when her body started moving. Kat's hips pressed up my legs into my thighs, pushing my legs to their limits. She was moving so fast and so good, I couldn't hold back any longer.
"Do you feel that, darling? You're going to need help this time." Kat said with a warm breath. I nodded with a knowing smile and continued to ride her cock as usual.
"I'll bet you're so hot with me touching your thighs." She moaned as I pulled her knees toward mine even more. I began to slide up and down until she was at my knees.
Nathaniel James
Joshua Johnson
Is... is this the Evangelion of Star Wars? As it turns out, he was the "Voice of Death" of his crew, making him the voice of the "Death" - the Angelus - that will consume him.
If you listen to the episode (with all of the credits hidden), you'll see what makes it interesting. As you're watching the show, Eva-03 is being consumed by an Angelus and is now a mindless machine. While we're on the subject of mindless machines, it seems pretty clear that Shinji is actually alive. However, we have to realize, because of the nature of the game, that the destruction caused by the Angelus is actually only an illusion of Eva-03, so all that "death" is only a temporary "birth" of Eva-03. That makes things much more confusing since this explains all the other things that happened before Asuka-00 got destroyed - when you are destroyed, you're still an "Angel". That means that Asuka-00 was actually part of the Angelus, so she didn't truly die.
Here is how it worked before Asuka-00 was destroyed:
1. Asuka started moving as if the end of history had been happening.
2. When you were destroyed, she moved.
3. Eva-01 went into orbit around Earth, not the sun
Tyler Carter
Is... is this the Evangelion of Star Wars?
There was some confusion over the identity of this film, and whether this was a spin-off or rebased on, say, Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back. However, despite this confusion (and the fact that it may be in many ways a retelling), this is apparently only the follow-up to Evangelion. It will have more in common with its namesake than Star Wars did, as it will feature the same cast who voiced the lead roles, but without Han and Leia.
The script is still in the "draft" stage, and there won't be a release date yet, but here's the synopsis (via Japan Today):
The story revolves around Kotonoha Yoshida and his younger daughter, Ayaka Kondo, who is now an exorcist. The character of Ayaka and her young protege are described by Yoshida as "two people who try to do their best at something, and become something." This film will be the follow-up to the original.
You can see some footage from the press conference above, along with some visual concepts we're getting a handle on now (see spoiler).
Is the new film in the pipeline?
The director of Evangelion, Ishiro Honda is also producing a new film called the Evangelion,
Dylan Adams
I saw this exact "ride" at Ayiderdee last month, it was in storage for god knows how long. There was still vibrant on the yaefh feshe man telodwww es eryh bot with a newer base at the bottom, I figured they were going to put it back out but it's gone now, must've trashed it.They're the same kind of place that sells knockoff PPG toys and fucked up ice cream faces and a bunch of shit they don't need to sell, so I decided to do my due diligence on this place and get this out as soon as I could.I've been to Ayiderdee before since its days as Ayiderdee Toy Depot. I think maybe they just lost the lease at the end of last year so they'll be coming back sometime soon again, maybe not.I'm going to go ahead and tell everyone else who's in town and I had a chance to look at the site, not much to see but it's definitely the same one, if there are any clues or signs I'll be sure to post it here.In the meantime, they've had a couple of new customers for a while and a couple that don't seem to be doing nearly as fast, but who are coming in by the truckload and are coming up the ass like it was a speed bump to them
Wyatt Jenkins
Christopher Kelly
I love when it adds new characters.
Isaiah Peterson
Portman's thong was so tiny that the edges of her asshole could be seen on screen. She said she's still not finished, "He just gets me so dirty."
There is a similar scene in which she does this to James.
There is a scene in which she takes out a camera and snaps her boobs.
As an additional bonus, James is also seen masturbating on-camera, although he's not quite as large as his wife. This, in combination with the fact that James has the biggest penis (at least for that scene) makes the scene a bit of a gauntlet.
James' wife was more likely to see it as a compliment rather than an abuse. She could understand that James was enjoying his wife's reaction to him but, as this "big" dick does not compare to the size of James' dick, she could also understand it as another opportunity for James to impress her.
To a lot of women who have seen it, this is a great look. However, to her husband's wife it's just some random dude jerking off in a weird way.
It doesn't work on the audience (for example, it doesn't work against the audience when James is fucking a little girl), but it does work against her. And to hear her husband's wife say it's not his idea and that
Tyler Smith
Jaxon Ramirez
based
Alexander Nguyen
>What is this thing called, a man's heart? It is a beast and you cannot tame it.
Blake Cook
You’re a big guy. You've seen the movies. You know I'm not talking about the big guys. Like, the guys who shoot that many things in a year. The ones who have the tools but are not great with them and the ones just plain stupid like the ones running around the country saying, 'This is what I believe,' " Mr. Clinton said, calling the president a "dinosaur." At a rally in Washington, Mr. Obama, who has been talking tough for months about crime and illegal immigration, seemed to acknowledge Mr. Clinton's remarks as "a mistake" after speaking in support of immigrants.
Julian Phillips
Pizzagate confirmed!
Joseph Peterson
Absolute kino
Hunter Evans
lmao
Christian Brown
>Eddie, his son
Blake Mitchell
>the next scene cuts to the same scene
why are modern directors such cowards. FILM THIS
Landon Watson
>The next scene cuts to the same scene
It's borderline experimental
Noah Roberts
Cope.
Adrian Allen
Oliver King
Elrond no!
Jaxson Ortiz
Kubrick was a genius as a writer, editor and editor-in-chief who created a cult following throughout his career.
His original work includes the comic strips "Doctor Who" and "The Golden Age of Comic-Art." While making more popular works, Kubrick became a cult figure.
At age 18, he published his first graphic novel, "The Shining."
In the book, which was published in September of 1999, he describes being haunted by the ghost of the actress Sharon Tate.
"My mind is filled with images of death and sorrow and death and sorrow, but this is the only moment in my life where I saw reality as it is, unaltered, because I was there," he writes.
In one scene, the characters are walking down the street through an apartment when their phone rings. One of the characters replies that they just can't catch it. Then another shows them how to check for a signal, then shows it again.
"'We are the telephone,'" the woman says. "We are the telephone."
After that line is dialed, the series depicts a young girl, Sharon Tate, being taken on a plane to Mexico where she was raped and murdered by four men.
Bryan Cranston also played the villain in the series. And the cast portrayed him as another twisted character, which Kubrick says
Sebastian Diaz
Okay, this is epic
Parker Evans
spread pussy
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Kayden Jenkins
>Isildur: No! And no.
Levi Jones
>The biggest blockbuster of all time is yet to come.
>The first movie will be the most successful of all time, and this time it's going to be Avatar 2.
>The second film is going to be the best, it's going to be Avatar 3.
>The second Avatar was the best movie of all time. The film was absolutely incredible.
>I'd give Avatar two stars.
>This would be an honest ranking for a sequel. But it also means I might have to take a little of a gamble in trying it.
>If you want me to take a gamble…
>The Avatar sequel isn't going to do as well as the original Avatar, but it's going to still make as large a market for Avatar 2
>If Avatar 2 is even slightly successful in reaching $300 million, then there's going to be a demand at the box office for an even bigger sequel
>If Avatar 2 was even slightly successful, there's going to be enormous potential for sequels
>There won't be many sequels
>I could do something similar to this, but… well, there's already another film in theaters that is the kind of experience for fans that Avatar was with a wider audience. It's called Fantastic Four 2.
What did they mean by this?
Luis Allen
>Isildur reads the Harry Potter copypasta
Jack Brooks
Truly erotic.
Michael Carter
surreal
Sebastian Hernandez
Asher White
Eli Perez
Julian Moore
Anyone know his account?
Bentley White
Lucas Walker
based AI
Chase Smith
Cameron Martinez
Mason Reyes
>Am I a pedo for loving Millie Bobby Brown?
Zachary Wright
Christian Gutierrez
Emma Watson is addicted to anal sex in The Theory of Everything, and the British actress plays a man who believes she can get a man to have sex with her.
The role, which is filmed in real time (in case any camera doesn't work), is a tribute to the sex ed course at university in Watson's hometown of Oxford. This is due to a controversial speech by former Education Minister Nick Gibb who said that women should be taught that men do it instead of being told that "women don't understand that their partners are very important in any relationship".
The theory of everything (a.k.a. The World According to Gwyneth Paltrow) is the brainchild of director Alex Cox but in this case he's used actual research to back up his claims. In addition to her appearance in the film itself, Watson's star and best friend have also said that the scene is based on actual research.
In addition to a long list of sex-positive, feminist and feminist-like statements, the sex ed in The Theory of Everything is also laced with plenty of humour - particularly when one of its subjects, the librarian (Paltrow) has had her panties ripped off and has to face a choice of being raped by a man or having her own face made out of her own vagina
Michael Torres
SNEED
Eli Gutierrez
Drumpf BTFO
The truth is false," writes Mark Lilla at The Atlantic. "You can have a great job. You can even be the best job ever."
We live in America. We live in the world. All of us are not a mere human appendage. We live in society with all of our rights, and we are capable of doing almost any activity we wish within this political structure.
It is true that, at times, people do not know about what they are voting on, but I believe that this is a very big difference between a politician as President of the United States, elected in elections such as these and an actual human being.
Jaxson Powell
Gabriel Hill
What the hell.
Nicholas Howard
Sebastian Taylor
Jonathan Lee
Aiden Thompson
There's a man
goin round
takin names
Dominic Robinson
Fucking hell.
Oliver Torres
Deep
Jackson Torres
>Lloyd
Caleb Price
I don't feel good about this.
Nathan Evans
He can't keep getting away with this. When did this happen to him? Did he think he wouldn't? This just continued."
The mayor told CNN's Chris Cuomo "it seems like he should be put in jail for as long ... as possible." Trump said the media will try to blame "both sides" of the "ridiculous" conflict during a campaign speech in Pittsburgh. Trump added that he'll announce his decision on his pardon on Wednesday.
Jason Ramirez
Watch The Good Place Yea Forums. It's the best show on television.
John Campbell
I think Warwick Davis has some issues.
Jason Brooks
Kinos for this feel?
Gabriel Howard
Damn.
Michael Wilson
Ryan Fisher
Jeremiah Lopez
holy shit
that's absolute fucking literature
Jayden Perry
Rumi was based
Eli Reed
Would it have been kino?
Jack Sullivan
>Be careful, you will get shot at some point
Zachary Flores
....
Henry Fisher
>Rian Johnson is a hack.
Incorrect... incellular....
Josiah James
Mine took a different turn.
Adrian Gray
Sam Rumi
Isaac Rodriguez
>You're welcome
Adam Anderson
"Bart and Nelsons Super Adventure" sounds kino. "Little Miss Sunshine"-esque.
Charles Harris
I'd love to tie a string with a couple of helium balloons around Warwick Davis's neck. What a strange way to celebrate another big victory for American independence, right? Of course not! This is exactly what we didn't want." "But wait," you say. "What if my friend goes out and finds a way of bringing the balloons up from the ground? What the bloody hell is he supposed to go do? What happens to his dog when he gets a bird and starts killing pigeons?" Well, you can understand your friend's frustration when it comes to this kind of thing, but in this case, they have to go back to their cave and hide under their cuddly head to keep up to date on what's going on with the birds all around them. There could be a lot of trouble in the sky behind your friend and you still didn't know about them. We don't know much about them, but we know enough to have some fun with them. We've seen them with dogs and kittens, even. And we know all the good stuff. The one time we shot a dog flying through the air with a bird in his mouth? We thought the bird might catch it but we were wrong. No, it just caught on the head. It looked better when we went ahead with it. Our camera was actually in flight when we saw that, but we figured
Bentley Taylor
Lore Status: DEEP
Henry Clark
Jayden Perez
Hast thou pooped heartily? Yea, if thou doth poop with great vigour and might, then thy stink shall please the lord greatly and he will reward thee! May the rivers of thine shit flow evermore and coat the land with faeces! However, if thine turd is a weak dribble of shite which lacks passion and zeal, then the lord shall curse thy anus, and ye shall poop blood and fart miasma for twelve fortnights
And upon the ninth day, if thou dost stink to the heavens with such vigour, then the lord shall do vengeance upon thee! But whoso hath his anus bleedin' wide in a strong stink, when he smell'se the heavens, and his poop'n foul, the lord can neither bless thee nor curse the anus thereof, For the lord cannot be appeased with pooping. But if thy butt is a puddle of shit, then, if the lord shall smell such poop on a sudden, he may smite thee with a rod; And whoso has his ass pooped!!!
But a man may be stung from an oar, but shall not be stung, because of his bum; Now for this foul butt, a stinking man cannot be stung with the ass. So be it. And thou shalt not be hurt because of the air in thy belly, whether thy butt be clean or foul.
But if thou dost smell and smell the poopy anus, then the lord, if thou wilt smite thy ass with a rod, will smite thee and his ass with a rod: or thine ass will be stoned unto death .
If thou smitest thine ass and thy poopy anus with poopy rods, then the lord, if thou wilt, will kill thy poopy ass if thou doest not wipe it and smitest not thee ; lest this foulness be seen of him . If thou wilt smite thy ass and thy poopy anus with poopy rods and thy poopy ass and thy poopy anus be stoned, then thy poopy ass will be anointed with anointing water and thine poopy anus will come out : and in every part of thy poopy buttocks shalt thou wash thy poopy ass and thy poopy anus with a loathsome bathwater and anoint them with anointing ointment, and thou shalt also make them unto-day a place to lay their heads and rest upon.
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Kayden Brown
I think Warwick Davis has met his match...
Jose Sanders
In every part of thine anal region, thou shalt purge thy poopy ass and the poopy anus with clean loathsome ointment, according to the order of the Lord thy God
"Hast thou pooped heartily? A foolish and lewd pooping! Yea, if thou doth poo in his ears for the sake of pissing, his mouth shall be filled with piss and your nose, for twelve dost thou not see that I, Lord Geburah, will punish both of you together?" "Hast thou waked to thy senses? Well then, what shall ye do for twelve fortnights!"
"Well then, what shall ye do for twelve fortnights?" "Ha! Yea, if ye poop and thy heart is full of piss
If this is impossible, then God's will shall be to do away with your shit. If a snotty old person does not piss, he shall have to take the shit out of the anus of an elephant. I wonder how long it will take for God to get rid of your shit. Now if I could hear God's Word for an instant, would I still be able to make poop? I would think I would like my poop much more. But that's what you get for not hearing God's Word; you get to poop!
This is our order to the world! "Ye are born to poop with power and strength, but will not poop with poo, so ye shall poop with faeces until the day you die, and your fart will do honour to thine elder brother!
So when he came upon him again in the morning, he would not eat and would not drink any food, and when he saw her, he immediately sat down in his house and fell down in her presence, like a beast. 4 And when she heard his confession, she said to Zilpah: "O Zilpah! What hast thou done which I cannot tell thee? Is it for want of thy turd? For lack of your shite, which hath no lust nor life!" Thus said she.
ye shall pussy fart and queef with all your heart and strength, for thy sound and stench is pleasing to the lord thy god. thine vagina shall gurgle and trumpet with holy queefs and resounding pussy farts until you are called home from this world
And you shall have thy cunt cleansed from its vile sloppiness.
Cooper Smith
Who is Crowley?!?!?!
Ian Moore
Justin Stewart
...
Landon Johnson
>the next scene cuts to the same scene
Daring.
Landon Morales
Ryan Turner
Sneed
Nathan Hernandez
>It would be extremely icky and painful.
Top kek
Christian Stewart
This is brilliant satire to be honest.
Brody Williams
Sneed: Well well! Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.
Homer: This car was made in Guatemala!
Chuck: We'll be in Guatemala soon enough.
Pudgy: How's your plane?
Homer: (to Ted) It's coming.
Pudgy: It ain't gonna happen.
Homer: (to Moe) You see? Look out!
(Moe is at a store.)
Moe: Why don't you grab a bottle and hit the highway.
(Moe and Homer go to the highway and pass through some traffic. The car starts going very fast, heading to Mexico. Later, when they come to a large, empty warehouse, they see a car with two men, dressed up as truckers, coming out.)
Truckers: Mr. S.S.P.I.? We have information about a criminal, which has broken into an isolated ranch in the area of Oaxaca City. This criminal has been spotted by the authorities who have begun a search. You are all authorized to accompany us if need be. (They leave.)
Cut to:
Ethan sitting with a friend at the bar with the two boys. He's getting a beer. They're all looking at him.
Ethan
Connor Gonzalez
It was a different time.
Jason Flores
Luke Rogers
Fuck you guys, you made me believe that Ryan wasa lonely guy just like me.
Matthew Green
MDE World peace was cancelled because Jewish
authority forced Hitler to cancel it due to
international disapproval.
"
--
"Hitler had a vision that could bring peace to
the whole world. Hitler believed in the
power of a united people. Because of global
oppressions and a large Jewish state and its
ideas were not respected by this country. A huge
Jewish conspiracy planned to take over this
country."
-- Former Jewish Prime Minister Winston Churchill
It's about time Hitler got the message. We have a
Jewish state. Get out of our country and let me tell you,
that's the only thing that will ever be accepted. The U.S.S.
R. and British have refused to accept it as their
cousin for millions of years. It's time they
accept our views on race, religion, national
disbandances and even civil rights as far as it
goes.
Let us not become too angry over our history,
that makes America great. Let us learn from history.
They need to learn this lesson about race from Israel because
it's their own history being written. Remember, they
were not born here.
They're all Jewish,