YESTERDAY

I want Lily James to sit on my face.

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The thing I don't get is, is it that they choose to shit in the street, or do they not have access to toilets at all? Seems like it's only funny if they willfully don't shit in toilets.

Me too, what a shame.

across the universe is the only good modern beatles related movie

t. girl

Its conditioning. They have shit in the streets all their lives. Their parents shit in the streets all their lives. Their grandparents...you guessed it, shit in the streets all their lives. Even when they have access to toilets, they still want to shit in the streets.

Webm related.

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Daily reminder they are called either Pajeets or Dikshits. I personally prefer Dikshit as the sheer vulgarity of it infuses me with a slight child-like exuberance.

>this concept was worth spending on that money on the Beatles' rights
>cannot see us not getting our money back Danny boy

they choose to shit in the street

Weird, the guy with the toilet still shits in the field. Although that outhouse thing is a pretty sorry excuse for a toilet.

Wait. It takes place in the present day? Nobody would care about any Beatles songs if they were invented right now. That's not even meant to be insulting to them, all music is a product of its time.

It'd be like saying filmgoing audiences worldwide would be floored if The Wizard of Oz came out for the first time this week

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The Beatles are good, but they're deified to a really weird and confusing extent. Like, just because "Here, There, and Everywhere" is good doesn't mean "Love Me Do" and "Please Please Me" are good. Their discography is treated like the Bible of pop music.

I fucking hate this fat fuck.

britcucks are trying to assimilate their poos by brainwashing them into thinking rock is part of their cultural heritage. this won't work with the pakis, because music is haraam in islam.

>The Beatles were so deep bro. Their music literally changed the world and music forever
Cringe as fuck

the virgin beatles
the chad beach boys

But he's ugly as shit and old and brown, at least the Beatles were good looking and young. And even if the Beatles songs are good on paper, acoustic versions wouldn't be big hits at all, especially if played by this hideous cunt. It's just another pajeet fantasy, fucking pathetic.

But here there and everywhere is shit and love me do and please please me are good

the becky rolling stones

Wouldn't it be nice?

When will India fix their own film industry
they have some kino released a few decades ago but nowadays it's in an even worse state than nuhollywood

What happens to all the shit? It just sits on the same street day after day or does some municipal authority remove the shit every night or something? I'd think the street would be drowned in poo and inaccessible

they don't need to
>cast a few famous actors
>have a few song and dance sequences
>cheesy CGI
and you have packed theaters guaranteed

Lucy designated shitting streets in the sky

It's partly poverty-related
though there are surrounding countries also dealing with poverty including ones that literally used to be part of India that don't have such extreme rates of street shitting compared to India too

When there's rainstorms it runs off into the giant river that everybody drinks from, bathes in and disposes of corpses in

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>everything is about me

Faggot

holy fucking awesome!

Fear of the Dayaan, a witch/demonic creature that lives in toilets

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dayan_(witch)

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I could see it becoming popular today. With the obsession with nostalgia, someone coming out and singing these amazing songs with a retro quality to them would make them stand out in the saturated EDM top 40 market.

they literally choose to the government even makes them toilets and they will refuse to use them ands instead worship them

Are the 2 guys who claimed they wrote the songs Paul and Ringo?

does the movie not act like there songs helped shape the songs of today? wouldn't music be completely different?

Indians and the Beatles piss you off? Huh you must be a cool dude! Thanks for letting us know bro

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Did they reenact John Lennon beating his wife?

based and wouldnt it be nice pilled

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Someone else could come along with a similar sound to set off the British invasion of the 60's and its influence but not have the same legacy as the Beatles.

>Qt Indian girl working in my office
>A few days after she started
>Me and her working late
>Notice her looking out the windows nervously, hand over her stomach and a look of pain on her face
>She walks up to me
>"Excuse me, coul...could you point me to the nearest designated sh-"
>"The nearest what?" I ask.
>"T..the nearest designated shitting street..."
>I calmly explain to her that we don't have those in the West, that we use something called a "loo" instead
>"A..a loo?" She gave me a puzzled look
>"Yes. It's a hollow seat in which you can poo. In fact, we have several right here in the office"
>She was horrified and amazed at the same time. "I..I don't know..."
>I take her hand, walk her to the toilet stalls and open one of the doors
>Shock and horror filled her face.
>"Witches!" she screams. She's about to run away but is stopped by even more painful stomach cramps
>Shaking with fear she enters the booth.
>"I sit down yes? I sit down and then..."
>"Then you do your business. When you're done you press the little button and water will come and flush it all away- That's all there is to it."
>I'm about to leave when I hear her whisper
>"p-please stay"
>Seeing her distress I reluctantly agree
>She clenches my hand, lifts her skirt and slowly climbs up on the toilet seat
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPF
>A noxious odor fills the stall as weeks worth of chicken vindaloo are forced our of her tight brown anus
>"p-please don't let go" she cries as she pushes out another gallon of foul brown liquid
>BLAAAAAAAAAAARF
>It takes half an hour until the flow finally subsides
>It's been three weeks now and every day she comes to me asking me to hold her hand as she uses the loo.

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God bless Australians

yeah but can't you argue the legacy and there popularity is what shaped the music for years to come? like would there really have been someone with such a similar sound that it would be considered a retro sound for poeple an not just some new thing

Why do people forget the Beatles was the Twilight Saga of the sixties?

It can be split between a bunch of bands rather than one single band.

Wow, India is such a beautiful country!

Stunning and brave

Yes, but it’s a nightmare.

Main character also flosses with his son at the end for a second.

I don't get the appeal of this movie. Is it meant to be a power fantasy? Are we meant to like the guy? Is there a point or a moral?

>le surprised look face

It's for Indian incels in the UK to cope and fantasize about finally getting the white girl on FB's bobos and vaganes while becoming famous through stealing the white man's creation.

I don't see the problem, it's just a regular British guy remembering an iconic British and

>quintessentially British man dreams of making the music of his British countrymen.

I don't see the issue.

Trying too hard, samefag.

If this was real no one would give a shit about the indian dude's music, because the beatles were never that good, just way overhyped

Cry all you like, your grandchildren will be brown

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He's a big fan

Pander to boomer notions that the stuff they liked would still be important if it came out today.

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based and there biopic even had the better actors

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Nice HTML edit.
If they're Indian then they'd be brown from being encrusted with shit on top of the extra nigger melanin.

india is pretty fucking awful, here’s proof of somebody just passing through this shithole: youtu.be/mPne-q4ynts

based
The Beach Boys are GOAT

This is photoshop propaganda you stupid wh*toid cuck India is nicer then Western cuckold shitholes full of niggers fucking your women.

seething

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

I remember reading this years ago in a YouTube comment. Does it originate from Yea Forums?

More like the Imagine Dragons of the sixties

literally case the inevitable horror adaptation

POO IN LOO

PAJEET ACHARYA, PICKS UP THE RICE
IN THE STREET WHERE SHIT HAS BEEN
SHITS IN THE STREET
WAITS AT THE WINDOW
WEARING THE TURBAN HE KEEPS IN A JAR BY THE DOOR
WHAT IS IT FOR?
ALL THE SHITTING "PEOPLE"
WHERE DO THEY ALL COME FROM?
ALL THE SHITTING "PEOPLE"
WHERE DO THEY ALL BELONG?

Mindy Kaling as the toilet witch.
Aziz Ansari as designated street shitter #1

1/10 got me to respond but in case you’re actually a poo: cope

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what's going on in that country man