Has there been a single good horror movie in the last 10 years?

Never understood what retard would put Zodiac in vintage

Didn’t watch cuz I’m a pussy but evil dead 2013 red band trailer at 3am in my pitch black bedroom almost made me shit myself

Suspiria. The Blackcoat's Daughter. The Conjuring. It Follows. All range from "decent" to "pretty great".

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The decapitated kid in the library was my personal favorite scene.

>expecting to have to deal with her ugly mug the whole film
>ugly mug literally gets blown out 30 mins in
I got happier when she bit the dust honestly.

The Wailing is the only good horror film I've seen in the last 5 or so years.

Were you also high? The trailer is typical 'horror movie trailer' stuff.

I enjoyed IT as a homage to 80's movies where kids ride around in bicycles and fight some monster, but I wasn't even sure it was supposed to be a horror movie until I talked to some normies who were terrified by it.

Was the Pet Sematary remake any good? I really like the original.

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Halloween 2018

the witch
hereditary
the wailing

Good horror? not really/ Good movies that have been billed as 'horror' but really aren't and are more like tense thrillers? There have been more than a few.

Horror is a dead genre. The only true horror lies in the realization that some tasteless autist literally squandered millions on a pathetic attempt to scare you when he could've made a sequel to Braveheart instead.

No

I have nothing against that actress but good god she is ugly. Reminds me of pic related, except this is makeup.

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It was generic jump scare garbage.

>Was the Pet Sematary remake any good?
Apparently not but the trailer looked pretty good so I don't know what the fuck went wrong.

>the witch
Horror is supposed to be scary
>hereditary
Horror is supposed to be scary
>the wailing
Okay, fine.

Train to Busan
The Wailing

Possession of Hannah Grace is shot very well and pretty fucking unnerving until they introduce the supporting fodder cast. It's like it relaxes and turns into a shit horror film.

McG's The Babysitter is a pretty great horror comedy. If you're hardcore into horror comedies and taking the piss out of them Blood Fest and You Might Be The Killer aren't bad. Not great but Blood Fest is at least better than it should be and their "vampires" are pretty fucking funny.

What's interesting to me was that a modern, wide-release horror movie used a girl with genuine deformities to play the creepy thing you're supposed to be unsettled by. That's like something you'd see in a 70's or 80's flick

>McG's The Babysitter is a pretty great horror comedy.
I watched this but I hardly remember anything from it.

Cringe

how the fuck we even reply to this?

>Horror is supposed to be scary
Then almost every horror movie ever made, even the highest praised ones, are trash.

>Train to Busan
I mean its ok not the best zombie flick in the last 10 years by any means though

Have sex

have you read the news? yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk...

so post a good horror movie then you fat garbage piece of shit

In to remind you Brightburn ruined a great premise with shitty writing

It's almost like it's a shitty movie genre or something filled to the brim with utter trash

Tumbad
Borderlands (The Final Prayer)
Baskhin
Phoenix Forgotten (there are other found footage that are also good but I forgot their names atm)
The Void
Hellhouse LLC
Digging through the marrow
Marebito
Rinnu
The Tunnel

There are a ton of “scary” movies that are well executed and enjoyable, most of which I forget the names. True horror movies are hard to come by but the ones I listed come pretty close to it.

No need really, it's a bunch of strawman bullshit. But I bet whoever made it feels extremely intelligent. Love to know what horror movies he thinks are good

You know the rules. If the trailer looks good then it will be shit.

He has a point though, most of the movies in that image are overrated/bad.

You reply "based" and proceed to rewatch Suspiria

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God I love this image

Needs an update soon though

the void was good stuff, makes me wish practical effects were the norm instead of blanket cgi

Does it work the opposite way as well? trailer bad, movie good?

Nope. Curb your low threshold for greatness

also Evil Dead

Anyone gonna see this?

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and Dawn of the Dead (Romero and Snyder)

>underage posters incapable of making a valid counter-argument
Well done.

Yeah brother, go watch tumbad, or baskhin for good practical effects, tumbad and final prayer are problably the best horror movies in the past 10 years, I forgot to mention another movie

Gonijiam haunted asylum, this is basically South Korean grave encounters except its 100x more horror centered and all its “jump scares” are masterfully executed, one of the best traitor forward horror I’ve seen recently

>Take the time to write a serious reply to obvious bait
No

>still no arguments
Well done.

I unironically think Thoroughbreds is the best even though it's not supernatural horror and is female drama oriented. True Detective S01 is the best horror for any medium.

Which only makes the fact that Cary Fukunaga dropped out of It that much lousier because he was going to make a horror film and sequel to rival the headfuck blood gusher of The Shining. Instead we got a normalfag CGI blockbuster free of terror made for excitable Mexican trash.

A Quiet Place was passable studio horror and much better than the by-numbers algorithmic Conjuring films.

Don't Breathe is probably the most solidly crafted and tense horror movie this decade, and Jane Levy is an above average lead in it, and the blind veteran predator is truly memorable and formidable. Fede Alvarez is the most promising horror director and has a signature style and propensity for intensity and brutality that never becomes a downer and keeps things fun.

The daylight jumpscare in Insidious 1 is the only scene that truly scared me. And the first movie is far superior to Conjuring 1 while never sticking the landing in the third act.

I don't see how anyone can argue with any of this. It defenders are low frequency plebs.

>counter
>to "these are bad because they poke fun at the genre"
>to "these are bad because they are slow"
>and "you're only pretending it's scary!"
There no point trying to reason with something so stupid

Why does everyone get so triggered by this image? The text is cringey and can be ignored but most of these horror are actually shit

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>Babadook - 0 results

Weird. For a small budget film it pulled off a great Hitchcockian style where what you didnt see was scarier than what you did. The ending was eh but during was great.

You lost, go away

I love the rock war scene
Comedy in horror movies are always hilarious

>You lost
>no arguments STILL
You've literally presented nothing.

>You've literally presented nothing.
Neither have you jack ass

Too much relationship drama between child and mother, the beach cave scenes rly broke the tension imo, the monster idea was great but poorly explored too.

Aterrados is a good monster horror flick, prob one of best recent ones

Based

>I literally can't read.
Okay

>Too much relationship drama between child and mother,
Not him but, it's psychological horror so I felt that was fine, the struggling, grief stricken single mother was half of the story, the descends deeper into a state of unrest and is in denial of the monster, all which serve to make it more threatening and stronger.
I thought the scene with the childrens book was one of the best from the movie. The monster was more creepy than outright scary and I thought the whole idea of what it represents to the family was done pretty well.
The end was not the greatest but I thought it was decent overall.

>Weird.
Yea Forums absolutely hates the Babadook
Female director. Plus it was critically acclaimed, so it's shit.

Get a room and fuck off

Comedy movies aren't supposed to be funny. Same with horror movies, you shouldn't be scared.

I have no clue what the fuck you are trying to say.
>comedies aren't supposed to be funny
Huh?

Is a comedy only judged by how many setup-punchline jokes it has? Is a horror only judged by how many le spooks it has?

No one talks about Dr. Strangelove like it's the most "le funny xD" comedy ever made, they say it's a great film, no matter the situational humor in it. Same with In Bruges, no one watches that film and claps to himself HAHAHA OMG SO FUNNY HAHHAHAHAAH BEST COMEDY EVER, but everyone praises it because it's a great film first and foremost, the banter is just one component of it.
Same with horror, you judge it as a film first and foremost, not by how many ebin spooks it has.

You take these studio slapped genre tags as if it's the definite and non negotiable, a film can either be a strict slapstick comedy or a serious drama and nothing inbetween for you. You don't judge a drama by how much "drama" there is in the film, you judge it as a film. Same should be done for any film

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it was nothing more than decent desu

There are plenty of good movies on that list. The fact that they don't strike unimaginable terror in you isn't because they suck, it's because you're an adult, and also apparently retarded.

Most of Yea Forums won't even say that much about it, though

Us

Nice.

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you cant say that you just fell for it.

>its not supposed to be scary you just don't get it

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When was drag me to hell out? That was pretty kino

>Aterrados
Yeah, I was surprised by this one. Kind of went off the rails towards the end though.

You acknowledge your first contact with a bait of the third kind and cry yourself to sleep with your jimmies rustled so hard they still hurt in the black of night. The thought haunt you day and night, slowly draining you of your lifeforce and turning your former joys and hopes to dust.
You finally proceed to kill yourself someday, on a grey dawn, having accepted and made peace with the utter dominion of whichever ascended ruseman crafted this

Surprised The Invitation isn't on this

whoops!

People in general are too aware of the real world to be scared of movies anymore. It all just the spectacle now.

What if pennywise was a cute girl

Just curious: did you read Fukunagas first draft of the IT script? Great stuff

a basedified version of the wicker man?