Do women really talk about their sex life with their girl friends or is it a tv show thing?

Do women really talk about their sex life with their girl friends or is it a tv show thing?

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they do and it's pathetic

Most men do the exact same thing.

A man will never put down or humiliate his girlfriend when he's talking about her to his friends. A male friend will never put down or humiliate his buddies girlfriend either. It's the opposite with women.

>seismic tremors
Wait so uhh.. Shes not dead because?

Make crasser friends.

Imagine having them both in your sex cult. How weird that would be.
HahahahaAAAAAHHHHHHH

She had powers at that point

Are you joking? I work at a plant with a bunch of men in their 40s and 50s. You will not believe how much these guys hate their wives and kids. Some guys take extra shifts to get out of the house

>it's just chloe
damn, women really know how to twist the knife once they've stuck you

boomers did it for looks and made it seem like a really bad chore. only rich spergs get married now. people that will do anything for white babies. its for the elite

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I wish i could join her sex cult

I have literally never talked to any of my friends about their sex lives and I have absolutely no desire to.

They do it for the wrong reasons. Instead of accepting the new reality, they cling to their old identity. If not for a sense of masculine duty, and a buried feeling of love, they would leave. That said, there is also a behavior among some men to talk as though they dislike their family to appear tougher and less sentimental to other men, when they actually feel the opposite.

>female coworkers start talking about their periods

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>imagining your friends masturbating
The worst.

Lol, did you not experience high school and college?

Well that depends on the friends desu.

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>2010
>walking with ex and her friends in mall
>I am looking around at shops, they are chatting
>hear "user IS HUUUUGE"

Have you been onto Yea Forums lately?
Men talk about it with a kind of people called anons.

>A man will never put down or humiliate his girlfriend when he's talking about her to his friends
That's true, and even old women who are listening to their bitching will say, 'oh girl, you have to get out of there' even if they're married.

>A male friend will never put down or humiliate his buddies girlfriend either. It's the opposite with women.
also completely true.

>ywn fuck prime Lana so hard it causes an earthquake.
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*married with children

How do you start a sex cult and recruit Hollywood qts? I need the for dummies guide book.

Wait what the fuck
I watched Smallville and I'm pretty sure they never had sex!!!
Are these joke subs??

No, supes actually did slam lois so hard repeatedly into the ground that it felt like tremors and she is fine.

What season?
I legit remember Clark ending the show virgin

Trips of absolute truth.
The reason a marriage deteriorates, if you're the man is because you really start allowing the woman to control you.
They ALWAYS try. It's in their nature I guess it's in animal nature - since even a pet dog will test you from time to time to see what shit they get away with.
If you don't maintain your place in the relationship (at least equal) they will grind you down slowly but surely, from little things to telling you how to dress and act.
It's inevitable that you resent them and then outright hate them after enough time passes.

Yes they do

My gf got really surprised when I told her me and my buds don't talk about our sex life and have no interest in talking about it

>recently hooked back up with chick I dumped in 2014
>looking at her phone while she's sleeping to see what she's saying about me
>she had texted her best friend saying I was still the best dick she's ever had
>her friend sends heart-eyes emojis and says I'm handsome in response
Feels pretty good.

Men don't go into detail though. Women discuss your length, girth, techniques, everything.

>ask friend to send a text by instruction
>leave phone unlocked at bed
>he sees the text and takes the bait

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incel here, how do i become like you? how long is your dick?

>whataboutmen

In this particular episode Lana got superpowers (I forget how) so she and Clark were able to bang without him turning her to mush

>unlocked phone in 2019
lmfao no

I forget that lana wasn't lois

i discuss my sex life with everyone
the problem is nothing is going on so i just dont say anything because saying nothing is literally whats going on

They totally do, and laugh about uncircumcised male roasties.

based finding his own meaning in life poster

>In this particular episode Lana got superpowers (I forget how) so she and Clark were able to bang without him turning her to mush
So Lana found out his secret?
WTF maybe my memory is bad or I missed a season

That's a pretty elaborate ruse, I'd be impressed.
I drift in and out of incel mode from year to year, the best I can say is try to eat healthy, exercise when you can, keep up your hygiene, and socialize whenever possible. I'll usually wear down over time and find myself a little overweight, depressed, isolated, playing video games and not showering for nearly a week at a time then work myself back into Chad mode, then after a while drift back into incel mode.
One thing that helps is watching normalfags. You can go people watching, helps me get back into a good mental state just sitting at the cafes near the college campus and watching normalfucks interact to get back in the groove. Also RSD on Youtube is my go-to for pumping myself up and putting on the normalfag persona and flirting. I don't trust any other "pickup artist" types, most are autistic retards but RSD is good for a sort of pep talk before going out. 6 in. dong, average.

It's locked, I know her password - same one as years ago.
And I keep my own phone unlocked. I don't give a fuck, she can look at my conversations. Hope she does and gets jealous of me flirting with other roasties and telling my mom I love her, that's all she'll find.

t. hermit incel who has neither friends nor has seen a female

male only gatherings will try to "out slut" each other with exaggerated tales of their current vaginas
female only groups try to "out control" each other with fanciful stories about their current penis providers

as a rule i don't talk about my relationships to anyone, especially at work. she can do what she wants but if i see bullshit on facebook im fucking gone because all it does is start retarded feuds that fuck up my weekend off.

Personally 9/10 times the person talking about dicks, pussies and tiddys has been a woman. Granted I've been around trashy girls but can't help seeing a pattern here.

Nobody wants to die alone.

women aren't real

Is the girl who praised you average or meh looking? Be honest.

>wake up

>I work at a plant with a bunch of men
Imagine yourself typing this and thinking it's normal. Lel. Niggerwagecuck.

Kind of weird talking to my friend about her having sex with her boyfriend. Mostly because I'm a virgin so I'm not used to hearing about that type of stuff from a woman.

Men talk about which girls they fucked, but they almost never go into specifics about time, specific features on her body, if this or that was curved or asymmetric etc. The details go as far as “she had huge tits!”

Women will discuss all intricate details of the sex, including penis size, color, curvature, what positions, how long it lasted, whether she faked or not etc. They go into excruciating detail about their sex.

Moreover, if you work with women and you’re not making moves to try and fuck them, they will insinuate that you’re gay or a virgin. Don’t ask me how I know this of course haha. But anyway, a lot of the metoo stuff is very centralized in certain segments of the population, most women aren’t into that weird shit of reporting men for rape for looking at them.

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damn she pounded that pussy big time lmao based

they dont talk about anything else

Not at Tyrone High

It really is bizarre how wide the gap is between how women actually are and society's official statement on them. I wonder why that is.
I know all too well the "he must be gay" defense. I rejected an ugly fat chick and that's what her friends told her to cope, so they started a rumor that I'm gay just because I rejected going for a drink with a fat chick. Bizarre.

this, Kreuk is the most sexy/cute girl. Still would.

>t. NEETleech

>whataboutism
Meaningless term invented by Americans to deflect criticisms of human rights abuses perpetrated by the United States and its allies.

holy cringe

I’ve had girls call me gay and accuse me of being a virgin after I didn’t show interest because I’m really autistic and don’t know how to talk to people

HAHAHAHAHAHA INCEL COPE

I know you're just shitposting, but whenever I've encroached women on the subject of circumcision, most of them don't even know what the fuck a circumcision even is.

What the fuck kind of söyboy friends do you have?

I found out recently that there were semi-regular speculation about me behind my back in high school because I never displayed interest in anyone so no one knew if I was straight or gay.
Kind of weird because it was among people who didn't even think knew I existed because I was just trying to keep my head down.

how tall are you?

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