Big kahuna burger
now THAT is a TASTY burger
Pasty Barm
>ketchup
>plastic cheese
>untoasted bun
Was calling it a "tasty burger" some sort of sarcastic commentary on Amerishart "food" by Tarantino?
As far as 8am cheeseburgers go, it doesn't look too bad
>he's not American
Lol why are you even on this board
The only footfag director and he has to like gigantic masculine ugly feet, fuck.
This is sovereign Japanese territory. Waito piggu go home!
>Lol
not a word, why capitalize it like one?
The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
way too much ketchup
"Lol" is an American colloquialism expressing derision for lesser countries.
Your taste buds respond to the chemical components in the burger, not its appearance. Flavor is all that matters.
*blocks your path*
*gets cancer*
*blocks your colon*
Well, it's hawaiian, so let's assume it's a teri(-yaki)burger.
I mean, Amerisharts don't really think about anything. The benefits of a sub-80 IQ.
If we're so dumb, why are you on our internet?
Fucking kek
>Sir Timothy John Berners-Lee OM KBE FRS FREng FRSA FBCS (born 8 June 1955),[1] also known as TimBL, is an English engineer and computer scientist, best known as the inventor of the World Wide Web.
>takes a bite out of another man's burger
>takes a drink from another man's straw
Was he a fag? This is basically kissing a dude.
Texture is important.
Al Gore invented the internet, dipshit
You watch too much anime.
Al Gore is a fag and so are you.
Your mom sucks too much dick!
ARPANET, bong.
if ucking hate peruvians so much
>proceeds to ree about russians and chinese
Fucking cheese looks like plastic, bread looks stale
This is a 10/10 burger in burgerland
Where do I obtain this?
thinks a 3rd world niggerland inveted www, classic
why though
poor ginsberg :(
To circle jerk over Chernobyl and British acting
>dude the British version is totally superior
Former Algore invented the internet in the 90s fyi
This guy fucks
Cope.
For me it's the butter burger
It looks like a burger that could have came from any fast food chain + or - the sesame seed bun. This is the shit you toss out $1 or 2 for when you're in a hurry and don't have time for a proper meal. Those fries are value menu tier, too. Crinkle cut, shoestring or go home if you absolutely have to eat that shit.
Thread made me hungry so I fired up the stove
iphone always capitalizes the first letter of a sentence, it’s how you can tell their phone posters
If you need a knife and fork to eat a burger you're making a bad burger.
Have sex
>he loves burgers so much he mounted one on the wall
Based
"blocks your arteries"
i feel sick what is that mad old woman doing fucking hell
nasty as fuck
what is it with americans and all their bullshit toppings that completely dominate the flavour
American cheese is the only burger cheese tbqh
>implying British
bit obsessed desu
That's not a very kino angle.
they're
Already am with your mom.
The patty is too wide for the bun.
this scene is bullying kino
What a soggy fucking mess. The butter burger is a Culver's thing and they only slightly butter the bread and use butter instead of oil to keep the grill seasoned.
Imagine people having different preferences. Crazy, right?
you're goddamn right it is. Can't contain my meats
Eat it
h-h-how?
No more obsessed than the Britbong that has to reply to any critique. Just tell me I'm SEETHING now and get it over with. It's all so tiresome now that the majority of you get rustled instead of being playful like Aussies eventually became.
Who wants some sausage on a torpedo roll?
check out the big brain on brett
you a smart motherfucka
Spotted the unamerican. You just unhinge your jaw user
With a hundred napkins and processed cheese getting all over your fingers.
Yes la
Patty on coco bread, Toronto niggas know
There's a lot of German ancestry in my Mid-West town so I tend to skip the burger and go for the pork tenderloin.
MMMhmm, this IS a tasty burger!
Get your diction right
Imagine the milky flavor and the greassy feeling in your palate after you bite on that soggy bread
Bries fungal foot scrapings
Yummy
Feels good.
Delicious toast sandwich.
here's your menu
Needs more onion.
>lucky strikes for desert
fucking based
This restaurant is shitposting in real life.
Those look really good.
Why do you guys love roleplaying as other people so badly?
Shouldn't you be proud to be american.
Or do you deep down now that your country is nothing more than a cooperationist fun park?
Also as a german i find that thing in your pick disgusting. And that means a lot
>i don't think about you at all
>takes the time to create a reaction image
>takes the time to create a reaction image
That image's been around for years, he probably didn't make it.
I'll unironically suck his fingers too (no homo)
Dead bovine storage
You look really good.
somebody did tho
Do americans really eat ketchup on their burgers?
Mayo is the only option desu
You can't prove that.
>mayo
>jew
>neurotic who was hospitalized
hmm
im dutch if thats explains it
Your sandwich will be ready in 2 minute sir.
>not using ketchup and mayo together
A lot of them do but there is some push back. A teeny tiny bit of mayo and light mustard is the best sauce IMO.
>America has more liberal marijuana laws than Amsterdam in 2019
Europeans BTFO
because pasties are great and so are barm cakes
I fucking love mayo.
I knew it was Wh*te """people""" before I opened the webm.
I use mayostard
>being over the age of 20 and still smoking weed
>smoking weed
i used to hate it when i was a kid but love it now
dutch mayo is different from american mayo, dutch mayo is much sweeter
i can understand why americans cringe at the thought of putting it on their fries or burger
>proceeds to constantly ask for thanks for ww2, bitch about European society, and work out what percentage of European ancestries they have
Also we would have been better off under the Germans anyway.
Please be in London
>tfw 21 and still smoking weed
la atrocidad..
Oh shit a gorilla that can cook a burger!
>Big kahunigger burger
>Fuck the Janitors
Is this what Charlie meant by Milksteak?
What a cancerous thread. I feel bad.
that's not how you make a corn dog; you damn dirty ape!
Based reference, but i also prefer mustardayonnaise even
Dude I love HUGE GRILLED BURGERS! and it’s only twenty bucks! For another five I can wash it down with a CRAFT BREWED IPA!
OHMYGOD it actually comes with YAM FRIES and SRIRACHA MAYO!
And to top it all off they’re playing my favourite LOCAL INDIE BANDS!
FUCKING EPIC
I just showed this movie to my gf last night
this is sad
Peak phone posting. I don't care that some people have pride in parts of their lineage even if that "heritage" that exists now has been completely cucked. You probably wouldn't really like much authentically German. That sandwich is wonderful and so is that batter but you have to be someone who appreciates things from a deep fryer on rare occasion. It probably just boils down to "different = bad" with you.
i laffed
I just don't like mayo all that much. Give me ketchup over mayo anyday.
A challenger has stepped forward.
The fuck do you even buy a hamburger at 7am? Tarantula fucked up.
Have you been to America? You can get anything at any time. 24 hour burgers are the cornerstone of the nation.
Hey user, summerfags should've gotten an attachment with current memes upon signing up but I see you're using an old one.
Might want to get a hold of somebody and have them resend it.
Steak & Shake is the only one I know that'l do that. I work overnight and it peeves me that I can't grab anything but breakfast by the time I get out.
>$6 for a fucking milkshake
this has to be a fair, I can't accept that your run-of-the-mill burger shack would have the balls to charge that much
The funny part is how easy you are to spot with those naming conventions.
is that cheezwhiz or mustard
seriously, why did all the normalfags freak out when McDicks started doing all day breakfast menus, their breakfast foods suck
i'd much rather prefer having burgers in the morning than a mcgriddle in the afternoon
They simply waited too long. If it were 10 years ago it would've been hailed.
Nowadays McDonalds only exist to feed the homeless and the hookers.
The Micky Dees by me delivered breakfast but you had to order twenty dollars minimum, and that's a lot of cold garbage food so nobody did it.
shhh... don't tell em
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
>plus 8.25% tax for our wasteful government to squander
fuck off mutt
This
how you know that poster is european?
literally obsessed
You first.
It looks like melted cheese. Wtf does your melted cheese look like? Wood?
they're
Made myself some steak. I think it turned out pretty nice.
is this wisconsin?
>proceeds to
reddit
The US deserves all its curses
cheeseburger warrants burger cheese
simple as
oh say can you see
>the turd on a bun top left
I for one look forward to the lardpocalypse that is the American future so that my /fit/ness will make me a rare and valuable commodity.
isn't american cheese just cheap cheddar anyway?
Is that a Beef Pasty in a bun?
The fuck are you up to in North America
the only thing worse than having your food insulted is being nuked twice
this is the equivalent of throwing a tray of sushi and miso soup in a deep fryer and using it as an example to criticize japanese cooking
Still not as gross as beans on toast.
Nah there'll never be a fatty brigade simply by the fact they'll all be dead by 40.
it's heart attack grill in vegas. it's a literal meme where fat fucks over 350 eat for free
A real heart stopper
One job!
some people have no shame. imagine ordering that. imagine inventing that. where are your fucking standards goddamit?!
Was that supposed to be an insult? I just thought they were stupid and believed we make soda soup with our food.
Dead nigger storage
underrated
>not eating a butter burger for your ketogenic diet
You'll never make it, fatasses.
Formerly chuck's
that looks dry as fuck
They laugh at you when you're not around
Best absolute tasty is the first rice one where Matsumoto cooks the bear paw (also I actually tried Tanaka's beer and edamame rice, it was indeed absolutely tasty)
Jamaican beef patty (beef and Jamaican spices in a flaky turmeric crust) served in coco bread (sweet coconut infused bread). Pretty popular in Toronto, some places add lettuce, tomato and mayo to the whole thing.
jack kruse approves
t. black swan
>disgusting shitty burger from the southern states
The south needs to be firebombed out of existence.
>only the iPhone capitolizes the first word of a sentence
>t. iPhone owning nigger faggot that only uses Apple products.
stfu retard
Funny, your mom told me something similar last night.
>putting sweet mayo on fries makes putting mayo on fries ok
No
>eating
Bunch of fat fucks in here
Based McChicken poster
What's up with those shiny barm cakes? Are they tasty?
Thanks now I want a fucking burger.
Butter has a stupid low smoke point, that’s horse shit
musty
This is now a pizza thread
Good evening Mr. President
>4 week road trip with a m8 in Burgerland
>decide that since I'm in Burgerland, I'll eat nothing but burgers for every meal the whole time I'm there
>eat at 2-4 different restaurants every day
>tried just about every chain, high tier restaurants, small diners, chain diners, small burger joints
>used tripadvisor to find the supposed best burgers in whichever area we were
>95% of the burgers were absolute fucking shit. the only ones who were alright were in top tier restaurants and some small burger joints
Who would have thought Burgerland would have the worst burgers? Even meme-burgers that get hyped here like Fiveguys and In-N-Out were fucking disgusting. The quality of the meat was also the worst I've had in any place, except maybe certain countries in South America.
Go eat some curry
Its often times whey and potato starch, that is why Kraft cheese slices 'contain 8 cups of milk!' It is 8 cups of milk's worth of whey powder.
>just got done watching what the health
Seen this picture in a thread a few days ago, stop claiming oc as yours, faggot.
kek'd. the thing that stood out the most for me was that they would ask if i wanted salad on my burger, as if it was an extra rather than the default option.
:)
I eat a lot of burgers
fuck you our food is good, just cause dota is f2p
>4oz patty
> 5.99/lb
>Total price $5.99
You got jewed user
Its ok user. I have a job
fuck off randy
Rate my borgers
>blonde nurse
>red nurse
>dark nurse
>bald doctor
Was gotta shit on it but desu this looks pretty good 8/10
why didn't you put the cheese on the meat while you were grilling it
>Switch out regular onions with pickled red onions
>Fry bacon a few more seconds
>When putting top bun on grill, put cheese on it to melt
Then it's 10/10
I've been there
The burgers themselves are mediocre
It is honestly the most garish, low-brow place I've ever been to
All the TVs play music videos with the staff and the owner dancing around/lipsyncing to the music and also Ron Jeremy is there for some fucking reason
I never want to go back
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>dude stop liking things
capitalize*
F
decent game created by a shit-tier developer by chance. they wasted no time ruining it.
Uninstalled after 1000 hours cause I was tired of the jajajjas
Damn this really rustled some European jimmies. Excellent work user.
i just moved here. it's not that bad.
Also, replace the plastic nuclear waste that is called "cheese" in America with some ordinary swiss cheese.
get a new pate.
It's my burger plate user. It was my fathers burger plate and his fathers burger plate and his father before him.I will give it to my child one day.
>I have a job so I can spend my money like a retard
My favorite meme
>packaging says nothing about country of origin
>98% chance it's from diseased mexican cows
nom nom
Cold cheese and undercooked bacon.
You also grilled the wrong side of the bun.
9/10
Yes, user despite what you read some Americans actually make good money because they aren't lazy mongs.
It's a euphemism for power dynamics
>I'm rich so I can spend mindlessly like a brain dead low IQ dumb fuck
I fucking love this meme
I see your point, but it's dead wrong. A fast food burger scratches an entirely different itch than an expensive burger. They exist in two separate spheres and can be enjoyed on their own merits, even if both are called a burger. That burger looks tasty as shit.
How is a human arm so hairy
Not paying debnts
What is it about this image that pisses off Euros so much?
A lot of remote mid-west communities are essentially ethically homogeneous and have only been here for a few generations. People don't forget their past that quickly.
I'm not such a person, my family's been here since the 1600's.
Rate my burger
Not going to break the bank spending six bucks on hamburgers. Go eat your hamburger helper and look into getting a better job
>i find simple food for poor people disgusting
go shout it in the streets who gives a fuck what some hoighty toighty kraut thinks
What kind of bread is that?
thats normal burger bread here, i dont know why it got so dark, my fingers look like nigger fingers too and i`m a med
Who wants some spicy sausages
>when you're trying to eat a baby but you break your spine jumping off the couch
>this isnt even my final form
That thing looks fucking goofy. Did somebody interbreed a pit bull and a dachshund?
>those fingers
la creatura...
le 56%
>The angry bird burger is probably pork
>The pig sandwich is chicken (egg)
pottery
>eating regular burgers
Behold the bacon cheeseburger onion rings with caramelized BBQ sauce.
>Large onion ring
>Smaller onion ring
>Hamburger meat and grated cheese squeezed inbetween the rings
>Wrap in bacon
I thought he liked 8 yer old girl feet, the dirty nonce.
Chill.
Your taste buds are influenced by sight.
that actually looks pretty good
You didnt get that whole scene was a power play? It didnt really matter what he had.
wtf
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chicken fajitas anyone?
Chicken fajitas aren't fajitas, only beef fajitas are fajitas
holy fuck my heart
8/10, looks good user
Based, look at all the seething eurotrash.
yiros (gyros for americans) > mexican wraps
kek
Yep.
gyros are just roastie tacos complete with creamy white cum sauce
>implying roasties would go anywhere near all that garlic sauce
you guys must have shit yiros places
they're good people but their principal hobby seems to be finding ways to poison themselves
cope because in the show don is an insecure faggot that actually goes out of his way to sabotage ginsberg
Thats that HAH-WI-AN burger joint.
why go through all that work and use "cheese squares"? slice off some proper cheese and put it on at the right time, god damn you!
COWBOY BURGAH!
Honest, simple rustic, just the right size.
shut up cumbrain
>its a Yea Forums x /ck/ episode
>when you bit that thing and burn all the inside of your mouth
Oh boy i sure cant wait to try one out
>cope