Why has no one made a movie about this?
Emu War
Eli Bennett
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Nathan Reed
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize
Jose Diaz
>Movie about a bunch of aussie cunts killing a bunch of birds
What 'story' would you tell with that? Its a bunch of people doing pest control. Boring.
Evan Taylor
you can make it a dark comedy about the inability of the authorities to properly deal wioth something as simple as this
Sebastian Brooks
Okay fair enough that might work.
Carter Brown
make it so that one emu and one man fall in love and try to stop the war like in pocahontas.
Jose Sanchez
delet this roight now you arsehole
fock off
Adam Garcia
Will it include a musical number as the sexy Emu girl sings about her culture to the hunter?
Kayden Rogers
Yeah fucking disabled kids am I right
Alexander Cook
REMINDER
Henry Murphy
like shin godzilla but with emus
Jeremiah Collins
D-DELET
Luis Rivera
>its an he
Blake Powell
this is emu propaganda. no warcrimes were committed,
Oliver Turner
lmao, yes
Tyler Scott
>all those movies about dinosaurs and kaiju
>still no mention of this thing
Logan Scott
>Imagine losing to a bird
Evan Sanders
>birds are public animals of capitalism
Imagine beliving some flappy seed muncher gives a shit about your human affairs. Was this just a tactic to distract their starving masses with some wholesome bird watching?
Gabriel Bell
AHAHAHHA nigga what's that
that can't be real
Carter Powell
the birds were eating crops so commied figured if they killed all birds there would be no crops scarcity and no famine, turns out the birds ate more insects than crops but those insects ate mostly crops so the famine increased and China had to import birds instead
Planed economy can be a bitch
Wyatt Howard
don't be such an unimaginative dumbo
Logan Parker
>Be farmer
>Capitalism birds come and eat my seeds
>Taunt me as I plow the fields with cries about the strength of the free market for economic growth
>Guards arrest me
>Try to explain I have no control over the capitalism birds
>They don't believe me
>mfw I can still hear the taunting in my new work camp
Camden Garcia
Levi Rogers
in Catholic Europe they did something similar
They started a purge against cats because they are devil animals and shit
Rodent population exploded
Black death overload
Eli Reed
Cringe Br*t propaganda
Jaxson Allen
lma you believe that dont you?
Luis Gray
the birds won though
seethe harder aussie
Luis Lopez
lmao how does an army get beat my flightless birds lmao you Aussies are fucking useless faggots
Jack Foster
i had a dream when i was a kid that an emu was picking on my little penis and it hurted a little bit
Bentley Peterson
Never.
The great rape in the Opera palace is a crucial moment of the war and it will never be filmed today.
Lmao reddit