Wagie wagie get in cagie!

Naturally, working as a grip on the set of Rocket Man

just go piss you moron

>COME ON LOUDER LET ME HEAR YOU IN THE BACK

I'm self employed and work together with my family. Get fucked neet

I pity for American engineers who have to account for massive American landwhales stomping in the floor of the Walmart they're building.

Why do american restaurants demand their waiters sing for people with birthdays?

WAGIE user GET OUT THERE AND SING FOR LITTLE TIMMY OR NO PAY FOR YOU!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHYHHHHH

bros I need a job but I can't fucking go back into hospitality what do I do

>being proud of being a worthless neet and contributing nothing to society.
Get a job. Take pride in your work and do your best no matter what. Stop being a leech.

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ooooooooooooh waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagie

ups

spoken like an actual 60 IQ drone

>contributing to society

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60 IQ drone with a wife, house, and car. Enjoy crying yourself to sleep neet

This! WE ARE WE ARE WALMART

I work a desk job and I find it's better to be tired all day than energetic and restless

Im thinking of becoming a wagie, what are the pros and cons?

"good day sir how much for anal with your son? i will pay as much as fifty units of currency but no condom"/"k"

you can get a that as a neet minus the wife but you can fuck hoors

Pros: More money
Cons: No free time, tired all the time, inevitable existential crisis when you realise you are spending 1/3 of the only life you will get doing shit you hate

>with a wife, house, and car

That's nothing to boast about. Proportionate to effort I'd say it's actually a pretty poor return.

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Maybe it’s just me, but having a job is helping me get better grades in college. I don’t need the money, already get gibs from govt that pays everything, so I just spend it on shit I want. Super comfy

Pros: more money, less NEET ennui
Cons: all you have to look forward to is the sweet release of death

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How does taking money from Burgers to sell them junk food, or dancing around a counter after being paid a pitiful amount of money, or showing a boomer what computer he'll last longer with before the copious amounts of toolbars he inevitably installs freezes his computer and he's forced to buy a new one, contribute to society?

IMAGINE force-feeding yourself every morning just to serve some disgusting customer that doesn't care about you and will forget you in an eighth of a second. IMAGINE letting yourself get KEKED in this way when you can just take advantage of people and live your life for free, care free. Wagie Wagie Wagie! Get in your cagie! Bossy wants a vaycay!

What a cucked piece of shit you must be. Get off Facebook wagie! Show me how to share this on LinkedIn wagie!

Pathetic LOSER!
Now to check my bitcoin wallet.

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>I have acquired items object1, object2 and object3
>launching celebration script

cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=PkiZQJW71Po

pride in your work and membership of a proactive highly motivated team, user

A roastie, the box she cucks you in, and the transportation you use to make money for her, so she can pay for Trayvon's dinner and condoms.

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>tfw working from home as a software developer, hungover

Gonna smoke weed and play vidya all day. Maybe throw in a few lines of code and join a meeting later in the day. Fuck my job but damn sometimes it's comfy

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

It can be all pros depending on the job. Don't do an awful job like flipping burgers just because it's supposed to suck. I did janitorial work in a 10 stories governmental building and it was awesome. I was left alone in this huge building without anyone in it. Exploring the building was great.

I hope your job gets outsourced to some Pajeet

I've already gone and sat in the office of a cute yuppie with a thicc ass whose PC likely got surged by the lightning strikes over the weekend.
I even got to see her bend over and got a peak of the small of her back and her ass crack.
Have sex.

fulfilling work gives you a purpose and a sense of direction.

Being a NEET fucking sucks bros, it's depressing.
Feels like my life is pointless and going nowhere.
I hope I had the strength to finish college so I could find a decent job and have money to travel or engage in fun activities more often.
Fuck this shit man

>american work ethic
Why even bother working at this point.

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>Haha get BTFO! I saw a tiny bit of a woman's ass crack once!

How will NEETies ever recover?

dont belive this fake news goy

yikes if serious

>Feels like my life is pointless and going nowhere.
Thats just human nature and isn't going to change much if you get a job tbqh

Ah yes

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>commencing defense protocols
>downloading list of valid replies
>critical error: couldn't retrieve requested item(s)
>launching default script

>fulfilling work
Lol, what the fuck is that?

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Sometimes you feel like you've lived too long
Days drip slowly on the page
You catch yourself
Pacing the cage

>Mourning wood
Kek

She's a nice lady, don't hate.

I'm starting to think the commies had a point bros

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You know like being a doctor?

>I hope I had the strength to finish college so I could find a decent job and have money to travel or engage in fun activities more often.
That's not how it works. Once you get a "good" job that job takes up the majority of your freetime and you actually have less opportunity to do things that you want to than if you don't have any money or a job. It's a fucked up ass joke and you are the punchline.

>moving boxes from point A to point B is 'contributing to society'

ahahahahaha

>Become trannies
>Sell your nude picture online
>profit$$$

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Advice from Mike Rowe, a faggot with a communications degree who's never held a real job in his fucking life.
Literal propaganda for the goys.

You're all supposed to be adding into your end of life pot so that you can get to enjoy it later in life. Just hope you don't suffer from all of the old age ailments that will definitely happen and hamper your ability to enjoy that money properly and will inevitably be used to pay for your end of life care because you got to do nothing with it.

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Does anyone else skip over vocaroo links when they get posted? I don’t think I’ve ever clicked on one.

Wow you point people to the milk, very contributing

Doctors have a huge suicide rate lmao

Yeah I guess, but while I'm at home 95% of the time, wagies spend the weekends doing fun activities and travelling, so there's that.

You too much of a pussy to let other anons hear your voice?

You ever met a doctor who actually likes his job?
I used to work in a hospital. Most of them fucking hate it. It's not fulfilling at all; too many goddamn patients that you don't get to spend enough time working on, too many hours in a row.

Some of them are funny, and the one that was posted was very funny

>30
>80k savings
>wife and kids
>house paid off
>work is a breeze doing it 10 years
>family holiday soon

its no so bad being a wagie

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youtu.be/UbxUSsFXYo4

Waging 9 to 5, what a way to make a living.
Barely getting by, in the cage is where you're sitting.

WAGIIIIEEEE MAKE ME FRIIIIIEEEEES!

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> Stop being a leech
> The company literally extracts (leech) surplus value from their workers
> It's called profit.

fag.

>most stressful job to exist with almost no free time to enjoy your life

So fulfilling indeed, I thought you were going to say something fun a private investigator or starting a criminal gang

>spend past 6 years working on fixing my shit getting my mba and working
>get completely burned out with company that had the worst corporate culture I’ve ever experienced
>friend had a similar experience
>we both quit
>now job hunting but mostly playing vidya and going to movies

It will end soon but life’s good right now.

I dropped out of my Masters program to become an IT guy for the local govt.
Pretty comfy desu

I've clicked on one once, and regretted it. Why the fuck did I think listening to an audio file an user posted would be a good idea

>mfw used to be a literal pool boy
>mfw cougar sex once
Literally felt like in a movie
Too bad that's the first and probably last time I'll have sex

this sounds like communist propaganda to me

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this is right, sure some peasants had it bad like in france but look at the habitants in quebec. they enjoyed freedom and grew huge families that would also go on to have their own families. each habitant lived in a small community that decided their own fate and lived free from control of the church and the french crown. it was only until the english and their mercantile ways, was the habitant way of life destroyed. industrial society was a mistake.

Anyone hate being a NEET sometines when you get called to meetings? Whenever I get a letter to attend a meeting I am almost having panic attacks until it's over and done with

>some faggot making retard noises is funny
Yeah, ok.

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Testing

IMAGINE

Spend first 50 years of your life working hard so that in the future you can live a happy comfortable life and not have to worry about money.

Get to 55, just about to retire.

DIE!

HAHAHAHAH WAGIES BTFOOOO!!!!!! Enjoy being in the fucking machine!

Keep working for 'em waggie.

Just listened to it and it’s not. I was right never to listen to them previously.

>reddit spacing

Is that a thing?

I have noticed I sleep way shittier than I need to from not peeing as soon as I need to at night/morning. Guessing the byproducts of maintenance build up and my body can't do much else until the sewage lines are clear.

Sounds kino as fuck. You still work there? How was the pay?

>memememe

Reminder that jerking off upon waking up will make you feel tired and sleepy the rest of the day because the body will think you just fucked and will try to make you rest.
The optimal time to jerk off is before going to bed.

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Based

Yeah, it’s just autism in audio form. Text form is enough for me.

a job you actually like. many of us managed to do just that.

pretty much all NEETs hit the wall once whatever they steal money from runs dry. check the candid discords or reddit subs, NEETs regularly have to deal with bennies getting cut because they've been on them too long, parents dying, parents retiring, parents kicking them out. a recurring theme is the over 25 NEET who never did a single thing in his life (despite the "virtue of NEETdom" being freedom to do "anything") now having to sit in on interviews for shit-tier jobs and get rejected by people younger than him wondering wtf happened to this guy. or GETTING a job, realizing their body or mind isn't capable of doing anything but shitposting or other sedentary hobbies, and considering suicide. does work suck? yes. do i want to work? no? would i ever want to be that guy trying to get a minimum wage job to live on in his 30s? FUCK no. glad i took the wage pill early, my 30s will be real estate empire years while my NEET peer becomes walmart user.

Don't worry we will all be going back to that way of living in the future (at least those that survive), the system is going to collapse because of climate change.

>called in sick
>will be going back to a disciplinary and possible firing
>mfw I don't even care what happens

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Screenshotted this. Might make it my wallpaper so I don’t fap. Thanks user

>26
>$12k in debt from undergrad about to add $10k more for grad school
>single after a breakup, 3 cats
>unemployed, can't even be bothered to work a wagie job
>love to travel but broke

NEET life is shit life

>masturbating

Rural wagies are cool

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You get used to it.

in the uk, you need a degree in cleaning to be a janitor

You should jerk off every time you feel like it. It increases your sex drive. Also makes you last longer in bed.

I’d imagine most NEETs have suicide in the backs of their minds once they start inching closer and closer to 30.

>college
>NEET
pick one faggot

just got hired at wendy's
what should I expect

that's dumb. I liked my job at Planet Hollywood; no oversight, easy work, got to watch movies all day, got paid enough. Wouldn't call it "fulfilling" though.

>ha I’m the success because I live in my mums basement and survive on neet bucks and tendies that mummy buys me
COPE

This is projection

>love to travel
you know riding the cocks does get old one day right?

always smile when dealing with customers

>finish school at 16
>get job
>get gf
>sponge of parents until you are 20 while saving
>gf does the same
>get married at 23
>both use savings on a house
>no more rent
>both save again and have kids at 25
>credit is better so looks for better house
>find nicer house and rent out old house
>be financially stable at 30

I just dropped the whole college and uni thing after looking at people who went

I don't think its worth the time you are losing money even on minimum wage to have a slight chance you might in 5 years get an entry level job that pays slightly average pay, minus the 5 years of earnings you lost from your future earnings

still came off better than people who went

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What's the nigger situation with wendy's?

I'm 25 and I can already confirm

>I’m the success
nice cope pajeet
back to selling curry

Hell. The first few months might be okay. It's what comes after. The realization that this isn't just a burger flipping part time shit job that you expected. That you're actually going home and worrying about what will come the next day. Then you reach a point of not caring and eventually you will be let go for whatever reasons. After all, you are easily replaceable.

Hahahahaha poor wagies

Turns out that's not exclusive to NEETs

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Cope.

Good for you user

>he thinks he's going to save $40,000 just to cover the deposit on an entry-level house in 2 years with a job he got right out of school

Join the army.

College is paid vacation
99% of colleges don't mean shit anymore, you just get a title to make yourself feel better, no employer even cares cause they know the current state

talk to them and get them to deplete their memes and initially you will learn that yes, yes they do. suicide is something they talk about often. press them a bit further and every single NEET will admit they're afraid of suicide, and quietly acquiesce to a life of wage slaving. i would pay infinite money to be able to watch former NEETs browse their "wagie" folders after they got forced onto the bottom rung of the job ladder in their 30s.
you wish it was. i have a nice job with room for growth. i have good work/life balance and can afford to do what i please. i used to be jealous of the NEET phenomenon until i realized the fate of all NEETs. that fate, coupled with attitudes similar to yours, led to an intense feeling of schadenfreude regarding NEETs.

Daily reminder

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>needs to increase his sex drive
>can't last long in bed

lol ok

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Blue collar jobs pay well
With immigration control blue collar jobs would pay more than 95% of college jobs

Why are you implying he's a girl?