>tfw no slampiggy gf to watch movies with
Tfw no slampiggy gf to watch movies with
Carson Hall
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Chase Walker
Wtf does that even mean
Tyler Nguyen
not really sure, but he's right
Benjamin Robinson
abigail breslin
Cameron Roberts
>watching films with other people
Liam Foster
a gf that is into talking a lot with you,likes sex and watching movies
Kayden Edwards
reference to miss piggy from the muppets
Elijah Watson
>not pausing the movie for 2 hours to slam your fat assed gf and then continuing to watch whil she rests on you with your fully erect cock
Nathaniel Price
something like this
Adam Bell
Where do I find girls
Jacob Davis
me and my gf watch bob ross in the mornings after we get out of bed
Logan Morales
they find you
Christian Carter
Cute. Too skinny though. Needs to get fatter.
Aiden Walker
FUCK I WANT A GIRL LIKE THIS NOW
Jace Stewart
how fat are we talking
Luis Allen
hnng
Austin Fisher
Adam Baker
Milky milky
Austin Butler
>Yea Forums will never know this feel
Easton Ward
>tfw been with chubby girls in the past and all of them have no tits but big tummies
wtf is going on with genetics
Easton Taylor
bigger
Ayden Russell
Like this
Levi Garcia
i would never be caught dead with a fat girl in public but damn if i dont want to fuck one to see what its like.
Joseph Nelson
god i love slampigs
Robert Brown
Is that your mom?
Jayden Torres
idgaf about what people think
Joseph Turner
I basically have this and we fuck and watch movies and drink all the time but she’s a tremendous cunt and tries to be confrontational about everything. Trust me, you don’t want a slampiggy gf
Isaiah Kelly
Absolute perfection.
Evan Sanders
would fuck until the sun went out
Daniel Nelson
You're holding on for to long. You have to rotate slampiggies in due time.
Gavin Thompson
this one does fuck black guys
Blake White
i've only ever spooned with slightly chubbier girls, what are skinny girls like? i imagine its worse
Chase Garcia
It gets kind of annoying after awhile. My fiance is this way, and I can't make it all the way through a movie in one sitting because I have to bend her over the couch and fuck her. As far as problems go, it's a good one to have, but still annoying.
>implying I didn't check those trips
Connor Morris
maybe you should, since you'd be flattered by at how many are envious
fuck bitches just give me a fat slut who cooks and does dishes
Jason Walker
Joshua Kelly
if they survive being skinny into adulthood in the western world then they are already a rare occurence
Ethan Scott
any advice slampiggy bro?
Colton Ramirez
I see a lot of good things in this thread boys. But, I see even more potential.
Colton Jones
what kind of a fag are you?
you're*
Xavier Smith
based architect
Jace Wood
Daniel Gutierrez
don't assume everyone's as terrible at handling their women as you. you're in no position to give any advice or warnings, just stick to bitching about them.
Christopher Edwards
Chubby girls are the ultimate redpill. First you're like nah. They're like food that looks like shit but taste amazing.
Joshua Sanders
Very gross. You guys only like fat girls Because you can’t get skinny chicks
Jeremiah Diaz
It’s no secret, she posts it to her instrageam
Logan Sullivan
the only skinny chicks in my country are children. Every girl over 18 is at least a bit chub
Nathaniel Smith
I don't really have any advice on securing your own slampig, outside of the normal "just be yourself, bro"
Evan Scott
Disgusting use of quads.
Cooper Morgan
What country? Mexico?
Anthony Butler
what is more important in a slampig?
>big booby
>big booty
Anthony Price
>look like shit
Theres a point where they're just straight up too fat but chubsters always looked good to me
Jacob Cooper
If a Adriana lima or whatever other sticc came to me offering to pay me to fuck her instead of any slam piggy in this thread, I'd say no. Call me a retard all you want idgaf
Jose Wright
Oh fuck beaners BTFO
Camden Ortiz
Both, it has to be both. But if you have to make due, ass.
Sebastian Jones
BOOTY
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Mason Stewart
Decent. But 300 - 400lbs is the sweetspot depending on how they hold it.
Joseph Green
MODS WTF!
Henry Miller
Carson Davis
Living in fear of what strangers will think is truly sad. Get your test levels checked cuck.
Easton Hughes
Quads of truth
Jeremiah Edwards
it means you need to go back
Lucas Stewart
total faggot
Josiah Sanders
don't be that guy
Jonathan Taylor
tits by far, the ass will come cause of the fat, but the fucking worst is a flatso
James Diaz
Chubbys with cute faces are my top weakness
Jaxon Allen
can moms be slampigs too?
Samuel Hughes
You already know the answer
Jacob Turner
fuck
Connor Diaz
i had a chub gf with NO tits and it was awful
Zachary Sullivan
being fat does not mean that you have a big or nicely shaped buttocks or hips wider than the waist.
Brandon Allen
very nice marcus
Ryan Gomez
the best ones
John Price
checked
Lincoln Parker
I have one lol
Adam Nelson
can I rent her?
Jason Phillips
We are proud of you user.
Owen Allen
I have a slam whale to watch films with.
She is 390lbs. Face relatively skinny with most of weight in her tits, ass, hips, and belly. Used to be much skinnier but I've been feeding her well.
Jeremiah Phillips
>390lbs
>skinny face
Are you trying to ruse me
Ayden Green
lets see
Carson Evans
are there any slampiggies lurking here? I wonder
Oliver Anderson
???
Asher Rogers
For her size, it's still skinny. Some women get lucky and don't gain as much on their face as they do everywhere else. See bobbery, who is 600lbs.
Angel Howard
Why, yes!
Juan Turner
they're all on /soc/
Carter Watson
Soc is shit. Used to be Good 8 years ago now it’s 90% dick and trap threads
Nicholas Cooper
oh good
Josiah Williams
Jacob Lopez
lol jokes on you. i have a dog
Juan Sanchez
Adum pls.
Jaxon Powell
when i'm on a dry run i usually a bar crawl and just lower my standards until i get some. lowest i did was some 3/10 who was an absolute fatty looking to get fucked. became my fuck buddy for 3 months she was good fuck and all but man they're not in for a good relationship
Luke Robinson
I've never been on there but I hear there are girls there
Kayden Miller
do any of these girls can even wipe properly?
Joshua Perry
This. Some women can get to only 200 - 250lbs and have a complete moon face, while others still look pretty face wise at 300lbs or more.
Michael Sanders
Fucking revolting. As expected of incels, you would fuck anything as long as it let you
Nathan Jackson
Same. Nothing more useless than a chubby girl with A cup tits
Chase Taylor
You don't wipe down your women before you use them?
Nathan Gomez
The worst kinds of girls. The ones who demand so much attention that fucking them isn’t even worth it
Liam Nguyen
None worth wasting your time on.
Although one chick on there did rate me as 9/10 and she was pretty hot. It is mostly male incels and male narcissists obsessed with being rated.
Joshua Collins
Since you seem experienced can you outline to me how picking up girls at bars works? I haven't been out drinking very much but one time I saw a a girl looking at me at closing time and I couldn't figure out if it was a signal.
Adrian Watson
yeah i boned one last month and it felt a bit pointless
Luis Morris
> Chug a glass of whisky, repeat until step two seems workable.
> Just unapologetically insert yourself in conversations
Brandon Bennett
don't be needy
say hey or hi, just act suave
if she turns you down at hi just move at the other end and look for some other chick. if you don't get some prospect move to another bar. on my dry run it actually took me 2 weeks to get some fuck which i found really troublesome lol. should have just hired a hooker
you won't know its a signal or not, just say hi and if she turns you down just move on to another. just have thick skin (you'll get used to it), don't act hurt if she turned you down and just move on
Eli Powell
>t. Landwhales desperately trying to COPE
Parker Sanchez
seems to be a common experience here sadly
Caleb Bell
did the jannies abandon this board
Thomas Davis
They’re busy dialatating
Henry Mitchell
k, those proportions are just gross
Xavier Young
Would you tbqh?
Thomas Davis
Nothing you do will make them want to fuck you. They make up their mind about the moment you make yourself known, watch if they seem to be repsonsive to you, if not bail.
Jonathan Rogers
too much ass
Cooper Morales
KYS
Evan Gomez
Having dated almost exclusively chubby girls, I can't stand em anymore. I also find the sex with skinny girls more versatile.
Curves on a woman will always be nice though. Just want a relatively thin waist to go with it.
Jordan Allen
yeah basically. i usually get my catch at around 1 to 2am where they're eager to just go and get fucked
Levi Wright
t. Jelly skinny roastie mad that anons would turn her down for a landwhale instead
Lucas Morgan
Fuck off irishman
Carter Peterson
yeah this one is a freak of nature
Zachary Reyes
Basicalleh, yes.
Jayden Fisher
Name please.
Hudson Gomez
Are you fucked in the head?
Jason Cruz
GIVE ME A MOMMY SLAMPIG NOW
Matthew Cruz
based
Ryan Kelly
This ones not too bad, compared to those two. As long as i don't see any hemorrhoids i'd slam pig her.
Connor Campbell
>tfw no 600lb slam whale gf
Nicholas Diaz
your slampig will die in her sleep tonight if you respond to this post[/you]
Ethan Moore
The jannies are okay with this because these women almost weigh as much as they do
Brayden Barnes
t. Tiny dick wh*te boi
Carter Gutierrez
Carter Wright
DAMN SON...stop it, they're already dead.
Noah Kelly
she cute
Hunter Reed
BRUTAL MOGG
Henry Adams
get lost nigger
James Sullivan
Reminds me of oncedeli on youtube
Ryder Diaz
ass is never too much
Luke Rodriguez
THIS
Anthony Morales
they have to be cute
Cameron Barnes
your little dick couldn't satisfy this 600lb queen
Caleb Lopez
What movie is this?
Bentley Nguyen
Henry Diaz
Always one of you faggots that come to ruin a slam piggu thread
Jonathan Gutierrez
Does she ever do anal?
Nolan Smith
Justin Ward
Who are you quoting?
Wyatt Campbell
Eli Phillips
Slam whales > slam pigs
Ian Bell
where do i get an artsy slampig??
Brayden Thomas
Answer please. Does BoBerry do anal?
Leo Anderson
chubby asians are fun
Cameron Anderson
she's cute and all but that dirty laundry just turns me off
Christian Powell
Art/Film Department of your local college/uni campus
youtube.com
Robert Lee
She doesn't do hardcore porn.
But I'm sure she does anal in real life.
Parker Anderson
it's folded so it's clearly clean
Oliver Smith
OK, guess I'll stick with Kelly Shibari
Angel Murphy
Eh up chuck did you just spaff in me meat flaps
Ethan Price
Dilate then kill yourself
Joseph Foster
You must not know what the term incel means. Please lurk more or fuck off