He tries to seduce me by putting movies on that have sex scenes

How do you actually seduce a girl? Please help me bros

Its not the sex scene, its the pre-sex that gets things going. Also she knows she goes to fuck even before you put the damn movie. This thread was made by a man, a virgin one.

Movie recomendation to create a fuck environment. In the mood for love, works everytime

Girl in OP looks ____ ___ _____ _____ ____.
Dilate.

just be yourself

agree with her on everything and do everything she says

open anus

have sex

He should have put his dick in your mouth

Yours or hers.

Dehydrate her

overdose on laxatives and squirt out a soupy mess onto her chest

THEN HOW DOES IT WORK???? TELL ME!!!!!

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You don't. I honestly believe that women decide if they want to fuck even before you've talked to them. If they're into you, all you have to do is not say something stupid and you're in.

I believe this 100%

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This is solid. Just stumble around life for like 5 years bumping into people until someone gives you a blowjob

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>take established bald character
>make it a girl
>it has hair now
Fucks sake internet.

lmao zoomers are fucked

Indeed

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>knows she goes to fuck even before you put the damn movie
Myth, they can decide whenever they want to fuck or not want to fuck. Sure they can plan to, but once he tpuches ypu, you decide against it. Or you don't plan on it until he's walking out the door .

taste the pain

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What a traumatizing event.

This golem hasn't been spontaneously kissed even once during her life and it shows on her face.

I used to be that kid and now I'm an incel

Iove stories that never happened. Do you have the one about the 14 year old girl claiming she got harassed for trying to buy led zeppelin cds?

You're suppose to be in a dark room and slide your hands allover her.
If that doesn't work she's definitely a frigid whore bitch cunt roastie.

HONK HONK!

cringiest thing I saw today

I just bring up sex and sexual experiences during the date, eventually I bring up I have a huge cock. When we go back to my place to watch a movie I whip it out just to show them. Has a 100% success rate, if I don't get sex on the first date, I get a bj, or sex on the second date.

oppa gangnam style

Going in my feminist folder
didnt read

Nah but here's this one instead.

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Nfi
I just want big mum boobies

what if this fb post is from 2012 and the dude was just singing gagnam style?

And you can do the same thing if you plllllleeeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssseeeeeee

tastetastetastetaste TASTE THE PAIN

t. Frigid bitch

I actually get really damp for sex scenes in movies. We usually have to hit pause and fuck.

you're right. it literally doesn't matter what movie you put on because roastie sluts will be sucking your cock within ten minutes of "netflix and chill" regardless.

Why do mothers destroy their sons like this? Everything she's teaching him is exactly how not to succeed in getting a girl. She's ruining his life. There's a balance between being forceful and being passive and by taking away all his aggressive instincts you're crippling him.

You put on nature documentaries like planet earth and something about the animalistic content gets girls ready to pound

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Get born black

>lmao zoomers are fucked

Yes...these days being a straight zoomer is an anomaly apparently

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Serious reply but you are obviously personality deficient: Make her laugh but more importantly listen to her

80% of your time is listening to her and don't try to fix her problems, she just weants to vent.

Also hold her close and never let her go, because when she does leave you it's going to hurt man.

Really fucking hurt.

That kid grew up as an administrator in the friend zone

Offer to suck her cock

>gangnam style was 7 years ago
yikes

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Single moms...NOT EVEN ONCE. They're the absolute worst...oof

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>and then everyone clapped

white ppl are fucked up...

that man's name?
albert einstein

This one made me LOL

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Does this actually happen, I only have seen it in the movies, i mean where a dude tries to get the attention of a girl, she ignores him and he immediately turns hostile, most dudes just leave a girl alone when they see she's not interested

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>Yea Forums - Television & Film
>it's just /pol light in 2019

I'm not saying you're wrong but why don't they want their problems to be solved? They wouldn't have anything to be sad or angry about and then can just enjoy life.

You can stop at any point. I did, and it's great. Being a person who cares about the well being of other people who aren't myself is really rewarding. This website is full of egoism and self-importance which is really pathetic, given that most people here are worthless failures with no chance at life. You can stop being worthless by just deciding to care about other people. It's really not hard. And then you can be happy and energetic.

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It's essentially revenge. Narcissistic millennials who grew up to find that the world isn't their oyster, that they can't fuck hundreds of guys in their youth and then hold down a stable relationship with their prince charming, now defang the coming generation out of spite and to forcibly create the world they were promised.

The owner has trained those dogs like that, I guarantee it

just die

I'd fuck the goblin if I'm honest

go to reddit if you want to discuss your jewish propaganda in peace

i knew a kid who this happened to. he was dating a girl for like a week. we were holding a small party and everyone was pretty plastered, she got drunk and got into bed with him and started fooling around, sucking him off in front of everyone (with her head under the covers) then got on top of him and started riding him for like 5 minutes then passed out. he was barely conscious himself through the whole thing and we all thought it was a weird but the free show was fun. not a single person there, even the girls, had a "rape alarm" go off at this event and they were hooting and hollering along with the guys while it was going on, but the next mornning this dumb bitch blows up her facebook with "I was raped while everyone just watched and cheered and nobody even tried to help" rape culture patriarchy rant. of course she blocked and deleted the comments of everyone who was at the party and literally watched her do what she did, but that didn't stop a bunch of her dumb bitch friends from believing it and spreading it in our social circles. naturally she never filed any criminal charges because she had nothing, but he still got flack from dumb bitch strangers harassing him over it for months before the original histrionic cryrape bitch eventually alienated them as well. ever since then I've always been extremely skeptical about women who's first resort is social media when they claim they've been a victim.

They just want to vent man, they don't want their shit solved, just wanna talk, they are social creatures

Chicks cannot stand complacency. Their dumb girlbrains crave novelty, drama, it's why they invent bullshit "problems" out of nothing. They're tired of being happy, have no reason for this, and decide to get mad or sad at something for that emotional rush. That will get boring too and they'll just drop it (because it was manufactured, not real/substantial) and be happy again.

it's a mother's job to at least teach boys about sensitivity and that there are different perspective. it's not the kid's fault he has no father to balance it out and teach him how to suppress that pussy shit and act like a man.

My girl always liked getting fingerbanged after watching shit like Hostal, martyrs or Saw.
You fuckers are weird.

The zoomer lie condensed in one post. Genetically inferior men who are kind are viewed as weak and taken advantage of, genetically superior men who are kind are revered and well-liked. It's that simple.

just die and kill yourself, no more live left at all

sex has become weaponized and it no longer has any legitimate appeal

I wish I had this

jesus christ how horrifying

At least the baby is white

That's a funny one.

if you're so genetically superior, why are you getting bred out whiteboi?

the one on the bottom right looks like a fat ugly woman, at least?

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Nice reading comprehension ape brain.

who cares really?

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it's just literally a bunch of gay men in women's clothing. how are we allowing this?

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You'll never be a woman and the only thing that will ever bother to seduce you is an extra large tub of chocolate ice cream

Post the great classic

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yea. i grew up seeing my pops every other weekend only, but even then it was enough to instill discipline and be proud of my masculinity and not be afraid to pursue what I was interested in whether it be hobbies or friends or jobs or girls, that rejection was nothing, and i'm certain that if I hadn't had that I'd 100% still be a virgin today.

so you're inferior then? okay lol

no appeal at all

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speaking of weaponized, that thing has been blown the fuck out.

>it doesn't work that way pal
literally always worked for me

don't be mean to queers. they obviously already have an extremely difficult life as it is. think about how you feel when someone bullies you for being an incel.

I just want a slampiggy gf that can cook,watch movies with me, sit on the backyard at summer nights while drinking beer with me and talk about shit, fuck mid movie and fuck whenever there's nothing else to do. is that so much to ask?

Nice reading comprehension ape brain.

>hair dyes

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no

I don't think anybody puts the moves on you

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Bottom right, only. Lights dim

She’d reject you.

This man knows what he's talking about, but the third one is debatable.

roast

I fucking hate women, no amount of sex is going to change my mind.

Worst cliche and most retarded advice ever. Who the fuck else is he going to be, Arnold Schwarzenegger? Actual advice is to put a filter on your most retarded shit until you know each other. Don't talk about the black cube, alien abductions or your collection of loli on your first date even if "ThAts THe rEaL mE".

>unless they have jason momoa *sploooosh* teehee

thank you resentful lady, fuck you're stupid smile

you want a complacent maid fuckdoll. most women don't want this without being monetarily compensated. are you financially successful enough to have earned the lifestyle you dream about?

That's why traps are the way to go. Sometimes you have to train a twink into cross dressing

Why are women so bad at making up stories?

fuck you're stupid taste

I hate sodomites even more.

>did this with a girl and she pretended to fall asleep 10 minutes into My Bloody Valentine so i said fuck it and just watched Superbad by myself instead

seething whitoid

the good storytellers don't get called out as obvious liars.

I unironically think that women would be very interested in learning about the Saturn death cult. They always seem to have a lot of mystical and spiritual interests like astrology.

>Watch movie with qt gf
>End up having sex while movie plays in the backround
>After sex we rewind the movie to catch up on what we missed out on
>She eventually drift to sleep
>Feeling comfy with a warm body next to me while watching the rest of the movie

>videogames aren't dangerou-

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who else /notalk/ with women here? in my whole life i've literally never had a normal conversation with a female, and i haven't actually talked to one in years.
though i do have an imaginary gf which i daydream about

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She looks like she fucks black guys.

>thread about women
>devolves into tranny discussion
You're fucking obsessed you retarded literal faggots

so it turned her off that much?

Sure they want them solved, but it depends on the situation. Sometimes people just want to vent. You trying to solve the problem would make it seem like you'd be making it about you or ridiculing the other person, its definitely stupid, i know, but in that instance it doesn't matter.

Same. I'm 22 and I haven't ever talked to a girl (outside my sister and mom) for more than 5 minutes.

ok I will be quiet ok?

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like this

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Have sex nerd

Traps are even worse. All of the drama and bullshit that comes with courting a woman minus the vagina. Also, traps are huge fucking size queens. Why would I want to put up with that shit while also seeing a 5oclock shadow?