Jonah is M I A since May

Remember how 10 seconds after his 2 year hiatus ended Kimmel killed him with the smell thing?
I do.

Yeah...no, I gotta go with a serious actor

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Forget about Ornella. How should Jonah have responded to this burn?

This is it. This is the moment Jonah lost all hope.

Insider here. Stage 4 colon cancer. Screencap this.

What was Jonah's reaction to the diagnosis?

Reminder his brother, the manager of maroon 5, died last year, and that the guy was married to Clint Eastwood's daughter
Jonah's antics are 100% fueled by his grief

Is he under obligation to entertain your empty lives?

(Theyre) so god damned connected its not fair bros.

Hey Jonah, what's your new hobby this week?

I like the guy, so I check every week what he is up to

he's plotting something...

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It’s never been fair bro, even in the medieval ages if you had a little bit of money and connections you could be a craftsman or artisan, if not you just lived as a serf farmer till you died.

His hair looks ridiculous

Hi! I'm currently doing an taxidermy course.

MORE TIME! WE NEED MORE TIME!

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His eyes. Cover his mouth and look at his eyes. The only change that occurs is a when he clenches his jaw. Look at them. Look at his eyes. That's all...JUST LOOK AT THEM!!

jews silencing him for now

Why is he dressed like an assassin from a movie?

Brad Pitt looks like an average American teen

youtube.com/watch?v=FoFst-OD0ks

Is he trying out every single meme haircut one at a time?

he shitted uncontrollably

I honestly dig his look here. He's like a modern day Johnny Cash, the man in black! He's out there suffering for all us sinners.

He’s training to become a tattoo artist.
Or maybe he’s learning to ride motorcycles.
Or maybe he’s starting a music producing side-hustle.
With such a talented and versatile chad like Jonah, it’s hard to predict.

did she really broke him?

This is legitimately probably what broke him. Ornella was just some random french TV thot. Brad Pitt is a "friend", that had to have cut him very deep.

he's an actor, his entire existence is meant to entertain our empty lives.

he's silencing himself?

What did Brad Pitt say?

FUCK FUCK WE ALMOST GOT IT WE NEED MORE TIME BROS

I want to see Biker Jonah. He should join the Mongrels

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How does one even keep up with the latest paparazzi pictures of celebrities to know when somebody is MIA?

Is there some sort of a central megawebsite where all the latest pictures are dumped and catalogued?

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I bet biker jonah would buy a perfectly restored 1970s honda cafe racer, highly modified by a private bike shop. He will then park it outside various cafes and subways along melrose so everyone sees that he's a serious biker dude now.

Are you retarded?
You're replying to the direct quote.

>What did Brad Pitt say?

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

Probably getting a hair transplant.

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Yea Perez Hilton you retardo

Look at the top of his head

>if I get tattoos people will take me seriously

Is it just me or does his face reminds you a bit of Steve Jobs

It's just the glasses.

This was obviously a joke Brad didnt actually mean that

thought the same

Didn't feel like a joke.
Hell, even I felt bad after hearing it, and I'm not even an actor.

>boxed water

lmao the absolute state of americans

Fucking brutal

I NEED MORE TIME

He keeps trying to reinvent himself and fails everytime

This was cruel, and it wasn't even like Brad wanted to insult Jonah, it just didn't even occur to him to pick Jonah as a choice

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