Ah, it seems Slyverin has collected the most house points this year...
Ah, it seems Slyverin has collected the most house points this year
Xavier Rogers
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Ryder Gutierrez
...unfortunately I don't like those blonde blue eyed nazi snake bastards so lemme just make up some excuses to give Gryffindor the most points anyway
Hunter King
Was it anal beads?
Aiden Barnes
Redpill me on the poor man’s Gandalf. Was it autism, or wizaids eating his brain?
Austin Murphy
Was it his cum?
Camden Morgan
"I like harry" that's the logic
Christopher Garcia
lmao imaghine changing the actors for one of your main characters after two moveis
Rowlings was such a hack
Charles Thompson
Charles Morgan
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Austin Sullivan
>Dumbledore rewards Harry for preventing the resurrection of Voldemort at age 11
>Yea Forums: REEEEEEE
Parker Jones
voldemort never would have gotten the stone, anyway. it was protected.
Thomas Nguyen
To be fair Harry had just faced off with Voldy and Dumbledore was solely to blame what with him bringing the stone to the school and setting up a load of shit traps that first year students were capable of figuring out. Probably felt a bit guilty.
Jacob Powell
Yes, yes well done done Slytherin, well done... however, it seems that there are still some last minute points to... DEDUCT. To Mr Ronald Weasley, for contributing to the destruction of a set of priceless historical artefacts, 300 points from Gryffindor. Might I also add a lifetime exemption for Mr Fred and George Weasley to commit whatever pranks they so deem appropriate upon you. And I have already told your mother. To Miss Hermione Granger, for encouraging a fellow student to imbibe a potentially lethal toxin, 500 points from Gryffindor and a night locked in the Slytherin 7th year boys dorm on the day of their graduation ceremony. And finally, to... Harry Potter, for heartlessly murdering a fellow member of staff and inadvertently causing the ruination of the invaluable and irreplaceable Philosophers Stone, I hereby expel you from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and sentence you to 7 years spent in the closet under the stairs of number 4 Privet Drive. May your Aunt and Uncle have mercy upon your shrivelled and putrid soul. Well then, I believe a change of decoration... isn't in order! Oh wait, Neville, yes, yes Neville... let me see... let me see... ah! For for being out of your dorm past curfew, everyone please, feel free to cannibalise Neville Longbottom!
Elijah Perez
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Jack Long
Can those paintings give blowjobs?
David Hernandez
Wonder what ELO that chess system was. You must be an intermediate player to proceed..
Jose Rogers
If you shoved a wand up your ass could you shoot magic from your fingers?
Hudson Brown
Nearly Headless Nick nearly sucks the head of your dick right off.
Brandon Barnes
Kek
Jason Hall
What happens when a thestral poops? Just curious haha. Does it just look like it appears out of nowhere? Or is it invisible and it just smells to those who haven't seen death haha
Angel Morales
What's more curious is why Luna always turns up to class stinking of it
Luke Murphy
It's substitute for grindelwald monster dong
Christian Stewart
To think that he was a fanny bandit in his younger years.
Nathan Allen
>fanny bandit
That entirely depends on what side of the atlantic you're on.
Ian Cruz
Are the movies worth rewatching? I never saw the last ones, but i was obsessed with the books as a child.
Connor Mitchell
First two may still have enough charm to be worth revisiting.
Don't bother with the others. Way too much edge.
Jeremiah Morris
3rd one's ok
Jackson Smith
It isn't. It's only the best directed.
Liam Long
Isaiah Brown
based
Gavin Bell
>having a dorm just for literal nazis
what did Rowling mean by this?
Anthony Russell
based