Is there no better example of "It's okay when Chad does it!" than this?
Is there no better example of "It's okay when Chad does it!" than this?
>looking at celebrities to determine how to live
What a pathetic cunt you are lol
Also he does it to avoid accusations because he's rich and famous. Random guys do it because they're so desperate for female interaction they'll cuck themselves for the hope of extending the time.
>doesn't want to get accused of harassment in the clown world we live
It's not a matter of being a chad, rather being extremely smart and proactive
This
>chad
>Keanu
This. His career could be over if he so much as places his hand on a woman's back without written consent witnessed by a notary public.
As literally happened to Garrison Keillor (he'd already retired but his decades of work had to be purged down the memory hole). Truly, Dave Chappelle's Consent Form sketch was prescient.
is there no better example of an incel thread than this?
Only feminists and wokefolk think hoverhand is noble. It has nothing to do with chad shit.
i-im not an incel
Where were you the last two years?
Hoverhand was ridiculed right until #metoo, then everyone here realized that hoverhand is the safe bet
But it's so creepy and uncomfortable for us women when guys do that stuff. Just touch us like normal, we don't bite.
He's holding a cigarette out of frame in the left photo, going to need some more examples.
k-keanu sama
You only do rape accusations.
Mike Pence was right all along.
Young Keanu was a Chad, mate, and he's aged very well. If he wasn't emotionally crippled he'd be banging 20-year-olds daily.
so you can have a quick pay day
THIS. Pic and filename related actually happened irl
>he's blessing the thots
keanu has ascended above chad, what do you call a celibate who was a chad but older and wiser and more broken
>can't even put your hand on a womans back for a photo for fear of getting metoo'd
Lefties
>Young Keanu
he's thousands of years old in that pic
>and he's aged very well
not really, his actual haircut is ridiculous
it's a pr move, everything he does is a pr move
since you know, he can't actually act.
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haha epic
do you know any chuck norris facts too?
what the OP alludes to is that if some fat loser does hover hand then its cringe, when keanu does it he's 'too pure for this world'
Why does he look likes hes on his way to fix some guys sink?
That's simply because Keanu would get pussy without much effort
You can say what you want about the man, but I do admire that
Reminds of my dad, who always wants an office with windows for walls, as a safety measure, so he can't get roped in shit
>female wants a picture with famous chad
>pushes her breasts onto him
>male celebrity has to do the overhand to avoid law suit
greato
Hoverhand is a sign of intelligence now, you are operating on outdated brainlet mentality OP. It's the lawsuit dodging technique and you can thank the metoo movement for making it mandatory for all men in existence to do it.
what happened in the end
What is going on in this picture
t. salty hairlet
He looks fantastic for a 54-year-old man.
Oh great another Keanu worship thread. Yea Forums has the same problem
dodge this
What's the story here?
>no way of accusing him of rape from that photos
You won this round, wh*te m*le Keanu.
>when your dating profile says you look like John Wick
Chinese Government,
Credit Score,
Implications.
That's all you need to know if you have at least average IQ.
I imagine he just got pounded in the face for 20 minutes and wants to lay down
Avoiding rape accusations 20 years in the future like a champ.
That ring girl had accused him of being assaulting her or something in the past, he's running so he doesn't get #metoo'd again. Was pretty fucked up to put her in there with him.
Winners don't do whores.
Some whore was feeling wild and asked Chad to suck her cunt in public. Chad fucking did it and it was on Worldstar and shit. Then bitch got called a hoe and a rape charge on the whiteboi. This is why you need a strong backhand in 2019 my niggas
>win FC fight
>sperg out in front of the ring girl cutie instead of taking her to your room and fuck her raw