He watches flicks on his laptop

>if a movie is bad on mobile youTube it doesn't get better on a TV or a cinema

>he watches flicks on his laptop

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Where else am I supposed to watchem you8 fucking retard?

how do you watch your flicks?

>this isnt where I parked my watermelon

I want to post that on a Mac board

i buy blu-rays and put them on my big tv

>exclusively 720p rips

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she is cringe

god this makes me want to give her money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAGHGAAAAAAAH

Based

jokes on you my laptops connected to a bigger monitor above anyway so it don't count

frick off 720 is hd

he based

Only came into this thread to see if anyone posted this. Based.

Woah the little cunt who earns over $1 million from literal cuckolds can afford to smash two laptops that are nearly old enough to fucking vote

Stop getting around my filter you cunt, I'm tired of filtering like 100 different images of the same fucking things.

>you'll never again be a "poor" uni student with no TV, huddled around a laptop screen with your 3 bros watching Apocalypse Now and smoking joints

Based

just hug a girl bro lmao

bonked and honkpilled

You had me up until "smoking joints"

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BASED

>he doesnt complain about the ending of cloverfield lane

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like her

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Girls do this the most retard

>being a straightedge gaylord
Sad!

Probably the most popular worthless female in existence. No shame in engaging in degeneracy and profiting from it. I genuinely hope she dies depressed and alone,realizing she threw away her dignity and life being a hedonistic worthless whore no one would ever want to wife. Super tryhard devoid of any alluring qualities aside from her body. God damn i hate this stupid bitch. I work 8 hours a day making 17/hr hating everyone who ever comes into the store while this bag of meat never has to work a day in her life pretending to be a "Geeky Girl who likes Anime faces and has a relatively attractive body!". Whats it all worth? My dignity..self-respect..? Maybe but what does it matter if I dont get anything revolutionary done? Maybe i should create something to make myself happy..this whore's rep is forever tainted and theres no going back..I guess theres satisfaction in knowing she will never amount to anything significantly admirable since she chose the soul-staining route of being a worthless whore..i dunno man..

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>not being straight edge
Cringe

>being so boring you need narcotics/alcohol to relatively enjoy anything/anyone

FLUORIDE-PILLED

She’s also a literal millionaire and lives somewhere like Brighton or London. She will definitely find a husband.

>No shame in engaging in degeneracy and profiting from it
The people who say this would 100% do the same shit as she was doing if they also had a pair of tits.

Honestly there's nothing wrong with the ending of that movie. It was ridiculous sure but made it more entertaining, I think it was a solid film.

post feet

nice projection degen

Fucking who're I am going to fucking rape you for existing

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doesnt mean she'll ever be wife material retard,she'll find some mindless horny ape who is okay with marrying a used up slut with thousands of pictures of her naked body online. She'll never happy a family or wholesome life,imagine your kids finding out about messages of fat horny dudes paying you to make ahegao faces and show your tits? fucking pathetic,i'd take a life of poverty and suffering over something so shallow

>he watches Netflix shows on the latest Apple iPhone!

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Every person I know that was a pothead in highschool and college is a braindead idiot now

Based koala

BASED

have sex incel

Post her feminine penis

now this is honked

Here

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Guys, I have think tranny wojak is really cute

is that a movie?

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right
Now do the same for yourself frog, please

b a s e d

she's not tranny

based soulless cunt living high life on the backs of betacucks
I don't see anything wrong with that

could put up all the makeup in the world his face is still a mediocre dude not androgynous at all

Can you do better? Let me see it

fat dudes get nothing sorry user

I don't believe you

based

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SHARIA LAW INSHALLAH

Based.

SEETHING

Her boyfriend handles the business side of things btw. You really think she knows how to sell herself lmfao

>Can't even hold the bat correctly

>Shakes ass
>Doesn't have ass

What did thot mean by this?

She's a big guy....

But my TV is 720p

>have the biggest dong
>I feel like a women hehe
fuck trannies

Yes. I wanna fuck that tranny

>she

Jealous much?

Where else am i supposed to watch them?

On a television like a normal person, loser.

holy based

Get the fuck back to /pol/ pederast.

>a straight edge faggot using the word "cringe"
Yikes.

>established male character is bald
>make female version
>she has hair
I hate this cliche. She needs to be bald.

Just because you came from a community of inbred morons doesn't mean the rest of the world shares your genetics.

Insanely. If i pretend to acknowledge you will you donate your wages to me instead?

basedd

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What exactly does this have to do with the Pagliacci meme?

I want to suck on his dick and balls. No homo

She's got a bf.

pagliacci isnt a meme, it's an old wives tale.

I smoke and drink to battle depression.

Cope harder wagie

*HONK HONK*

what's this cuties name

Yum

yup, that's me

I don't understand this world.

If you're a millionaire attractive woman, who earns money without doing HARD work, do you even need a man? At all?

Penises have been glorious since time immemorial. Not gay btw.

I want to kiss that

The girl or her penis?

>anyone who doesn't do drugs is a pederast
Okay faggot

>her

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>pederast
>posting little girl

based

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yummy yummy gimme cummy

Only virgins care what women think

*ahem*

worth every penny fuck TV screens

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What do you mean, user? That's a girl

Pagliacci is all about absurdities and the idea that not only would a woman unironically post on Yea Forums, but actually be defended by white knights on Yea Forums, is too absurd and thus Pagliacci comes in

pfft
i watch cinema on ipod

Girls don't have sausages attached to their crotch

pero caca

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>I watch movies on my ps vita

that's a very problematic opinion

Absolutely positively based

I'm a very problematic person

good wagie

women are goddesses

>hair dyes

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I like being a wagie, asshole.

You alright clown boy.

>tfw mostly just stream shit on phone because nu-movies are just not worth going to see.
Can't think of a single flick i'd pay more than $1 to watch in the last 5 years.

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Streaming looks too shitty for me to do it. Even yify shit has a higher bitrate

I'm literally posting this from my gf's bed lmao fucking loser

in a vacuum there was nothing wrong with it. in the context of the cloverfield "series" it was fucking dumb that they tacked on stupid shit deep into post to make the loose connection between what was otherwise not at all related to cloverfield.

her e-whoring is honestly more self-respecting than being a wagie, by a large margine

As much as I hate this particular cunt, I have to admit she knows how to do that stare-at-the-camera-self-aware-cartoon-looney-tunes shit really well here.

I'm also posting this from his gf's bed

And I'm from under the bed. Waiting for when you both finally fuck off

And waiting under the floor boards so you all can fuck off

Race of this person and his beta orbiters: white
Favorite hobby of all of them: anime
Reminder zoomer degeneracy isn't jews fault, it's japan's fault

very very disrespectful

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Came here to see this

This is the most based post in the history of Yea Forums(nel)

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very based

Why is she making the wypipo face?
Is that thing even white?

>that thing
Rude.
Is just a cute med girl.

>he has a "Plex" instead of using Netflix like normal people
glad i ditched that guy, he seemed like a serial killer

Unironically this
She milks wagies, she is a hero

How do you make money?

she's peeing

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Pee isn't white user...

Sing the song wagie!
youtu.be/JOkQJm_UGM4

There's a video where she shows off her house and she looks absolutley miserable. You can see how she almost cringes each time she does that dumb thing with her tongue.

>Fembot: Watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer with me.
>Beta: O-ok
>Chad: Ok
Me: Lets watch [VR Troopers]

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Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not a single sole:
You: *posts cringe*

Her head is so big, oh no....anime is making sense

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The only good thing about these terrible facebook memes is that not one of them lasts for more than a month before you ADHD retards move onto something else

>Me with girls
TRUUUUUUUE

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My dick is so big, oh no...anime is making sense

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>Pooh is a facebook meme
Oh, you didn't know?

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I saw this girl on /x/ talking about how she can't do exercises because she pees herself. She said a bunch of other shit too caused by her hashimoto's. I felt really sad

Damn

Hehe good pepster

We have to thank twitterfaggots for bringing this absolute trash of a meme.
KYS.

>social media bad
I can smell you from here sweetie

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Uni was like a fever dream of how great life can't be. I'm pretty sure it only exists to remind us that we're in hell

Nice boomerpost

Social media isn't bad zoom zoom. Bringing your shitty memes here is. The reason Yea Forums isn't the same shithole that every other site is, but is instead it's own unique shithole, is because of site and board culture that keeps shitty trends like this out

cringe

>Unique shithole
Wrong, this is the ocean of piss.
This used to be a culmination of everything.
It still is, but it's just hidden kinda.

Twitter is the anti Yea Forums, wake up.

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cringe

Go watch Rocketman, now that is a good movie.

There is no other site quite like this one. There may be small sections of some sites that are, but as a whole there is nothing like Yea Forums. That's why you're here forever

Cryptozoology boards aol rooms under "paranormal" duke 3d servers quake, Yea Forums was reddit to those people.
>Those great assholes

LONDON

It's a shame they changed it from the original ending, but I have to admit it's kinda humorous finding out that the guy was right all along.

cope

>tfw have fetish for neon/white hair
>but all women with it are huge whores and non-wife material
it fucking hurts so much, man

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>Me with the squad:
That's the tea sis.

I know your pain.

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I'm with the roastie on this one. Tvs are cheap as fuck these days

I’m going grey at 22 years old, cant wait for it to take over so i have an excuse to dye it white

Don't worry, after society collapses and china takes over genetic engineering will become common place because of the lack of moral concerns and women with unnaturally coloured hair will become commonplace

Ladies the Gentlemen, the new mayor of COPEnhagen! Did you know, sir, that BelleDelphine makes just over one and a half MILLION US dollars A YEAR??? What are you doing with your life, my good man?

it hurts because you know they do it for attention from men and probably have sucked hundreds of dicks before.
i hate women so much.

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>I have an excuse
And no one will believe it, go grey.
My hair turns a ginger blonde in summer it looks retarded, I just look retarded now and then.

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And Chinese will probably quash the desert deathcult too, win win. I hope they don't go all the great leap on us.

If only they put some effort to make it look cool like in the 2000s.
Nowadays everyone just dyes everything in one color.

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>*tips*

This

This. Scene girls, goths and emos were fucking great, but now girls that would have been one of those just look like shit.

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>non-wife material
Bro, I know a girl with teal hair, almost the same as your pic, and she got married to some sóyboy last year. Waited 2 whole months before letting me sleep with her again too. I wouldn't call that a huge unmarriable whore.

I meant the newest one, user

I dont. I experience KINO on my portable computer.

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He cute

>you wanna know how I got these scars?

>not watching them on the PSP

She is a jew spawn though

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Oh man, I know the girl in that pic, you DON'T want to see her face.

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>you'll never make 154,000 a month by cosplaying for incels on the internet

Post it anyway

Fake image lmao
patreon doesn't round up their numbers like that

Open at your own risk.

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Is this supposed to be a turn off?

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I'm sure one day just being cute like these girls were will be a thing again.

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She actually looks like a girl I know, same scars but different tats. I don't get why cutting was popular. Literally the first time I met her years ago she went into the bathroom and cut at a party, back in 2007 or whenever. Dumb bitch got blood all over the bath tub. And now if she wears anything but long sleeves and pants, she looks like a sliced up prosciutto ham. Surprisingly she has a good job regardless of being an obvious maniac.

i would sell my soul to the devil to be able to experience teenage love with a qt scene girl.
not even kidding.

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Also I slept with her once and got a UTI.

Hey from the closet waiting for everyone else to leave

just like my anime demon girls

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I hate women, I have betas and I fucking hate myself. Shit like this is why I have never approached a girl romantically, and why I hate beta enablers white knights

VR will become lifelike in our lifetimes user, just wait.

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can someone use the face app and make her smile
I think shell look prettier when she smiles

based

who is?

Kaz, I'm already a demon

Based

why can't I have such a cute room?

Keep telling yourself that you dilated tranny fag

He based

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based and iwanttokillmyselfpilled

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cute whore

GOD DAMMIT!!!!

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I know your pain all too well, brother

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this meme deserves an oscar