What internet stories would make kino shows or films? For me its a show directed by Todd Solondz about CWC

Fuck man this just gets sadder and sadder every year. I liked it better when he was an autist in his room fucking stuffed animals and drawing horrible children's comics

David Lynch

bitchute.com/video/Z88jeE0us3d8/

Who’s playing Sam Hyde?

bruh

Adam Driver after he fattens himself up for the role.

They should let Christine write the script

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I thought the merge already happened?

I’d like to see a flick about that e celeb drama channel seems like it can be comfy if it portrays him as a money hungry egotistical fat fuck.

Hummina hummina hummina boooooooonnnneeeeeerrrrrrr! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

Yea Forums with a bunch of fat Seth Rogan and Jonah Hill clones furiously whining to each other about the decline of western civilization and the zog agenda. they resolve to get active and attend the /pol/ meetup, where they are shocked to find no members of the "master race"

that guy could be in it too, just change his clothes

I'd watch it.

saint christine

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wouldn't it be great though? imagine Jonah Hill in a clown pepe shirt shouting HONK HONK FRENS and talking about how redpilled he is

>funko pops

0 sympathy for this fucking subhuman.

this user gets it. Jonah says "0 sympathy for this subhuman" and Seth answers with a nod and a serious statement about "degeneracy"

A documentary about Chris-Chan would be unironically kino.

That was the most autistic thing I've ever read and I post on /pol/ daily.

One man's battle against CIA niggers

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Kek

>A documentary about Chris-Chan would be unironically kino.
Have you watched the Geno Samuel series? It's kino. An official doc would also be amazing and there was one planned (that was going to have interviews with chris and even megan) but it got scrapped because it never got funded. So I think the Geno Samuel doc is the best we're gonna get for a long time, and even if a higher quality one comes out in the future I doubt it will be as in-depth.

>tfw Yea Forums literally drove an autistic child to extreme mental illness and death

>A documentary about Chris-Chan would be unironically kino.
There was going to be an actual documentary on him with interviews from Megan, but Kiwitrannies doxxed the director because they legitimately believe only they can interact with Chris.

The documentary series some guy is doing on youtube is autistically comprehensive, he's 15 hour+ parts in and he's still covering the Liquid Chris saga which was in 2009.

Who directs?

Terry, sit down (on the train tracks).

Sonichu had some really great world building

Do you think that Chris is now playing it up for the attention and money? Obviously it was not an act for the longest time, but I have a hard time believing that he unironically and completely believes in the dimensional merge. Maybe it's just wishful thinking but there has to at the very least be doubt in the back of his mind. Even if he has been extremely weird and thought of strange things in the past, he was still living in a naive reality rather than being outright insane. If he truly does believe the things he's saying, he would be a rare case even in a mental hospital.

Who are you talking about?

>Do you think that Chris is now playing it up for the attention and money?

No, he's not smart enough to do that and I don't think he can even comprehend something like that with his autism.

Drama alert dude

This already happened in real life at the HWNDU protests. Not a fucking white person in the lot. Closest to a white person was when that fat shekelgrub kike Sam Hyde showed up and his teenage shitskin army basically fellated him on the sidewalk.

>our
>wife

Spike Jonze

No, the only moments he's tried to trick people were because someone was guiding him to do it, he wouldn't be able to do it on his own. It really seems like he gotten psychosis.

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But user, the dimentional merge is real.

Kreamstar or whatever? Why the hell would anyone care about him, he's a three foot tall 45 year old dwarf literally who that got so rekt by a 20 year old alien fuccboi that he has become as stagnant as pretty much everything else on youtube has. Hell, even the makeup community is more exciting to look at from the outside, those people are fucking nuts and a bunch of them are about to go to prison for peddling poison and diddling kids. It would make for a great drama on AMC.

In the name of the Vert, the Nep, and the holy Broccoli. Amen.

Reminder Chris literally sells blowjobs and let's guys fuck him up his ass on Twitter and Facebook. $50 for a blowjob from "this celeb" I believe he put it.

This dimensional merge shit sounds like he's just praying to fuck his OCs even though if they were real they would also run away from him.

I thought he hated the gays

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what does that have to do with her prostituting herself?

He offered it because the idea guys told him to but he has never done it as far as anyone knows.

Full Metal Alchemist live action isn't looking so good

>her

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They could make it about how he just lies to himself and will do anything to feed his ego without realizing that he’s utterly pathetic

Facts. You /r9k/ permies should go for it, then you won't die a virgin and maybe you'll even fall in love and inherit the rights to his story you can for up to dozens of dollars.

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This is an epic and it needs to be handled correctly. Not written or direct like a comedy, but played straight like a dark comedy.

youtu.be/aRMfEeIl6c4

All the internet drama surrounding the blood sports fags and how the leaders all turned out to be literal fat cuckolds, cripples, or mentally ill junkies that are currently in the loony bin like Warski could make for a fun ensemble show.

Keep the hipsters away from this one too, I don't want some generic new wave shit.

A "documentary" isnt needed anyways. Geno is just regurgitating the CWCki page in chronological order. I guess it appeals to retards who cant stand to read. I still unironically like the series, though.

a story about a rabbit that refused to eat vegetables.

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99% of that is people sitting in chairs making up lies about the other guy.

The patron saint of autistic people

So are politics and policework and The West Wing and The Wire were classics.

Is the merge happening or not?

>her

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didn't he say it will happen a few months back or something

Its funny it a meta way. When I first found Chris Chan I thought he hit rock bottom. But he keeps finding new and inventive ways to sink even lower every year its almost impressive.

Please stop misgendering, and deadnaming, Christine as she doesn't deserve to be treated in this way thank you.

>CWC docudrama series
>covers every saga in depth
>Disaster artist esque recreations of classic videos
>Christian Bale as Bob
Would be kino.

Let's cast the movie. The one that is without question would be Paul Dano as Liquid Chris. Christian Bale as Bob like said is also a good suggestion.

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Judi dench as mary lee walsh?

memes aside, chris chan is so irritating

It would be kino to watch an adaptation of the Blanca arc

oh shiet, looks like might become male again

Fucking logos.
We get christine-chandler and sonichu, while the 70s had phillip k. dick.

Does he still have the vagina wound or is that healed now?

this niggas married to got damn mewtwo

he's still alive so he must have had it fixed at some point

He won't finish it because he's a faggot, I think he stopped at ep14 or 15 and said he is stressed or something.
That was 5 years ago.

Switch it to gif related and you got a deal.

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He took a break and has recently continued. Two new eps so far, last one was literally yesterday.

>cant get a girl
>turns into a 'girl' to make it easier
>still cant
>gets desperate and offers to blow guys
>still cant get any

this must be what hell's like

>jesus is an OC
based

>sonichu amulet
Anyone got the story where someone stole his original one?

You'd think his art would get better after 15 years

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some guy pretended to be a girl and said she wanted it so CWC posted it to him and the guy fucking ruined it

>'im itchin for a little missionary cowgirl"

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Wait for the inevitable cinema shooting when sonic movies is released

>missionary cowgirl

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it literally looks like how much a six year old would improve in like a week

Well, considering he thought he could chant his way to boobs, and could create a vagina by fingering an infected hole in his taint, yes. Yes, he believes in all of it.

I forgot he existed for years, I checked up on him the other day and it turns out he's dressed as a woman and talking about interdimensional singularities now

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No. It's just his version of finding solace in religion. If he believes in the OCs and prays to the CPUs, one day the dimensional merge will come and his faith will be rewarded. It's actually a sorta quaint look at how religion can evolve, on an individual level, in a society where low brow entertainment is shaping global culture just as much as actual myths and religious texts.

I wonder what his logic is in terms of people believing in their own OCs and then those OCs will be real after the merge. Couldn't someone just make up an OC that murders Chris and Sonichu

Well, I think to him that would mean that this OC would have murdered the Chris-Chan of their dimension rather than him.

i'm actually mad his handwriting is better than mine

>Maybe it's just wishful thinking but there has to at the very least be doubt in the back of his mind.
I'm sure there is but he clings on to it because he's completely powerless to change his situation. The more dire things get, the deeper down the rabbit hole he goes.

He is like if a bunch of people gave a child attention. I child would come up with outlandish stuff to try and sound smart.

Chris is living the life: doesn't work, plays video games all day, and his drawing hobby actually makes him money

Sure but I'd rather kill myself than spend 1 day in his head

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We should come up with a plan to get him committed. The shit on his youtube alone should be enough to make the claim. It's his only chance.

wtf i thought he was a woman now

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YOU WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?

honestly the fact this stuff exists and has been ongoing publicly for more than a decade says something about the us healthcare system

>says something about the us healthcare system
The US mental healthcare system is a fucking mess. In Las Vegas at least they used to literally buy patients a ticket, put them on a bus, and send them to other states to deal with.

>Since July 2008, Rawson-Neal Psychiatric Hospital in Las Vegas has transported more than 1,500 patients to other cities via Greyhound bus, sending at least one person to every state in the continental United States, according to a Bee review of bus receipts kept by Nevada's mental health division.

>In recent years, as Nevada has slashed funding for mental health services, the number of mentally ill patients being bused out of southern Nevada has steadily risen, growing 66 percent from 2009 to 2012.

sacbee.com/news/investigations/nevada-patient-busing/article2577189.html

>her

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Somewhere along the way he figured out that he can't manipulate women into "lesbian sex" with him, so i guess he's a straight man when it's convenient.

Or his house

Do you think there is some vying for power between Barb and Christine for control of the autism money?

Nah Barb seems senile as fuck now, she probably doesn't know what the fuck is going on

Barb seems pretty sinister and probably plays up the senility a little

>even cwc can get a sweetheart
Whats your excuse user?

>it appeals to retards
>I still unironically like it
Dude what is your post.

let's see his fucking cards

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Fuck.

I want to abduct this waste of carbon atoms, put it in a basement and do heavy brain reprogramming, like put an electrical collar on it, monitor it 24/7 and ZAP IT TO THE EXTREME every time it does anything slightly related to the utter amount of abysmal faggotry it brought on God's green earth.
I would give it papers and crayons so it think he could draw its painfully autistic excuse of a comic and ZAP it anytime it starts drawing.
I would bring lots of cakes, sodas, burgers and anything this fatso eats and ZAP it anytime he DARES approach them. Then when it understands it's forbidden to eat, I would tie it and force it to glance in their direction and ZZZZAP it anytime he looks away. I would let it nearly starve to death, which would take at least 30 days, and deprive it of sleep anytime possible so he could watch it as long as possible. I would let fruits and vegetables rot on the other side of the room all the while, and when its life almost leave its body, I would give it a choice : he can now gulp down any fat food it'd have been looking at for the last month, but I would cut a phalanx for any bite. Alternatively, it would have the choice to try the rotten fruits and vegetables. Either way, if it loses too many phalanxes in the process I would then tie it up again and force down the rotten food down its troath and put it on this diet for a while, gradually bringin fresher and fresher fruits and veggies. For any bite of fat food it would have taken the day of the test, I would force it to take a laxative pill and eat its own shit, then carry on with greens until it's healthy again.

That would be the first chapter of our journey together. Are you interested in more?

I agree but if it was a comedy mockumentary that cut off before the tranny saga or ends it there with him going to jail for gamestop

This sounds great

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He lost it to a hooker.

Please, continue

based kino samuel

Lorne Armstrong oh my cawd

>T-Ted Bundy... The serial killer?!?

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Once it's regained a weight acceptable for a white man, I would bring down a treadmill, dumbbells, well, pretty much turn the basement into a fitness place.
It would have to do regular exercises, starting low because its body would be frail at first after the previous weeks. I would go easy on it at first : failure to complete a task would result in one ZAP. Then as exercises go harder and harder, every time it would fail, cry, whimp, fall down from exhaustion, its punishment would be more severe. Since I could not ZAP it too much for safety reasons, I would submit it to other kinds of punishment, cold water, knuckles sandwich, waterboarding, whipping, anything that would not permanently damage it, but could at the very least make it pass out.
I would proceed long enough until it's fit.

Then the anal redemption starts.

Continue ? y/n

It's a really old screenshot. He lost his virginity this way years ago. She was a prostitute.

Dude no. I know where we are but you're just trying to one-up the Warwick Davis posters.
I love edge but this is shit.
Getting pretty gay. Someone's literally fapping to your first two posts.

he didn't go off the deep end like this until after Yea Forums lost interest and he fell in with the lgbt crowd

She was a hooker. And that's if you believe Chris actually hired one.
On one hand he's pretty weird about the law and tries his best not to break it. Even speed limits are something he takes seriously. It's hard to imagine him hiring a hooker.
On the other hand he's had numerous run-ins with the law and considering how badly he wanted to not be a virgin it is certainly possible he hired a hooker. He's offered no real proof either way, it's another mystery that'll probably die with him.

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Bob did it because he thought it would end the obsession with the "Love Quest" and he'd move on.
Bob was a retard too.

Why do you think I'm writing this?

After losing weight and getting fit, it would be a lot more fuckable by now.
So ads would be put online, targeting the dirtiest customers. Fat fucks, old farts, retards and all kind of seriously mentally ill people with no regard for human dignity, who enjoy to inflict pain and degradation.
Now if you're not familiar with Barb Chandler, I would like you to know more beforehand
sonichu.com/cwcki/Barbara_Chandler

It would be tied up and at the mercy of anyone willing to pay the 1$ fee required for an hour with it. Customers would be tested for aids first. Anything goes as long as it doesn't involve irredeemable physical damage

I would put the coins in a big jar in the basement and let the pile grow.

After a week or two of this, I would let it know that every now and then I would send the money to Barbara Chandler.
I would let it know how the money would be put to good use, to take care of her dental cavities, ass parasites and such, and would now give it a choice.

Every week I would raise the price, going from 1 to 5, to 20, to 50 and so on, all for the good care of ol' Barb. At this point it would be allowed to say no, to stop it all but I would seriously mess up with its brain, knowing the soft spot it has for its wretched ghoul of a mother. I would let it read forged letters, mails and texts from her, saying that all in all, she's so happy he moved on with its life and finally decided to leave the house and get a steady job far away (I would let it think I informed her of that), and that she would be okay with it as long as it could provide for its poor old mother now that it's a big boy with a steady income and all. I would even "let her know" that it's engaged to a pretty girl and soon to be married.

continue?

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youtube.com/watch?v=TP0S-OQslLc

>Just keep reading

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>turns out he's dressed as a woman and talking about interdimensional singularities now
lol

I blame Joe Rogan

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He's like a church lady show for /x/ posters

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underrated

>Another mystery that'll probably die with him

I want to know what type of community service he and Barb had to do together.

honey, every slut/prostitute pretends to be an inexperienced virgin to raise prices: it's the oldest trick in the book...

hi samuel

>trolls were the only thing keeping his faggotry in check
>as soon as the lgtb faggotry took over the autism factor went through the roof
god dammit

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youtube.com/watch?v=2TNeL41xFyU

Didn’t Geno shit on the guy trying to make the documentary for exploiting CWC? This is hypocritical considering he did the same instead of directly getting money he got a large audience which he now gets to buy his music.

Apparently we're all OCs now and he and Jesus are best buddies

Based

It will be 'Return to Marwen' crap with an original creature animated in top tier cgi rather than crayon painted sonichu. Reichsmarschall Goering will be the trolls. He will be an innocent but creative soul that finds peace when he learns to love herself as she is and becomes a woman.

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Somone email'd chris threatening to blow up cwcville and kill sonichu with his moon cannon unless chris gave him money. Chris then went on to basically be this guy's slave for a few months. Chris supposedly took a dump on his carpet, and punched barb, as part of this extortion. So yes, I do think Chris would be afraid of somone creating an OC to kill sonichu.

That's also how Bundy-chu was born.

>implying he's capable of logic
he created a fantasy world where he gets to hang out with his favorite cartoon characters and he is god. the dude is stupid and narcissistic af

>he created a fantasy world where he gets to hang out with his favorite cartoon characters and he is god
Sounds kinda comfy.
Real talk, if he openly asked for help on the internet, would you guys help him? Like if he needed donations for some hypothetical life or death medical procedure or something.

Fuck no. He already begs for money and wastes what’s given to him.

A mystery that’ll also probably die with him is whatever the fuck Merried Seinor Comic means
He often lies about needing money

He’s workin on it

Of course not. Chris is notorious for wasting whatever handouts are given to him and then asks for more.
When his house burned, he was given a basket with essentials and he demanded cold hard cash.

>whatever the fuck Merried Seinor Comic means
Can't someone just ask him on twitter? Maybe if you call him Christine he will answer?

based

selecti/v/e

moderation

His twitter’s private now

>the inner circle decided to troll him by making him gay as payback for his old homophobic comments
>Chris is now more broken and insane than ever

Yeah, think of the poor capeshit and /pol/ threads!

oh no. Does that mean you need to be his "friend" on twitter? I forgot how twitter worked.

>On one hand he's pretty weird about the law and tries his best not to break it
lol? are we talking about the same Chris?

Chris has retconned his comic so much and basically forgotten about 90% of the characters he's made over the years. Even if you asked him he probably has no idea what he originally meant by that name.

No one stole it. Someone pretended to be a girl, CWC mailed him the amulet, and then since he has a fear of pickles for some reason, the guy proceeded to do this:
youtube.com/watch?v=bzlUoAOpiak

>back when Yea Forums was good

He has to accept your follow request. Luckily he’s accepted mine and 17 thousand others. I’ll try to ask him.

so now he's married to sonichu??

I agree
He kind of looks like he could pass for a real woman, not gonna lie. In that pic he reminds me of some fat girl that sat behind me in high school.
Man I wish I had more internet back in the early 2000's. To be fair his """""art""""" style is iconic.

it's like he's a high functioning autist but unfortunately is also dumb and crazy

plenty of people live on their own with high functioning autism but this thing is definitely going to die in the streets

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I remember one time he was begging for donations but it was revealed he was spending hundreds on transformer toys from ebay at the same time lmao

He better!

Come on man, these expensive Lego sets and Transformers are top priority after your house gets burned down...

Do you think Chris has enough Legos to make a new house with?

Why does he even need a house? Doesn't he live in a world in his mind?
Also, how does he survive? Does he live with family or friends? He seems pretty capable of basic survival for someone that crazy. I'm pretty sure that if something happened to my parents (leaving me completely alone) I would have no strength to be alive by myself.

Magi-Chan Sonichu
I guess it's a psychic version of Sonichu if memory serves?
There's hundreds of canon Sonichu variations now.

He lives with his dying mother

Is Magi-Chan Sonichu male or female? Chris identifies as a lesbian, right?
Oh. That sucks.

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm

I can easily picture a homeless Chris, alone and dirty is some alley, with his last remaining lego set playing house.
He will fantasize about Branchland Court, him living with his wife and children, along with Barb and Bob, and Sonichu ...

youtube.com/watch?v=1iwZp-j170Y

Cast him

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>have a kid
>he comes out not quite retarded, but not quite normal
>basically he'll never advance beyond the level of a child
>try to make the most of it and care for him
>this happens
What are some kino with this feel?

youtube.com/watch?v=NWA8iH_emEk

Nobody asked you to have a kid and now it's your fault that you had a kid. You should love your kid no matter what because it's your fault they are alive.
Unless you can prove that existing is better than not existing, but that's impossible.

How much money would you have to get paid to fuck that dude?

You just knew a brainlet who has never picked up a book on philosophy, history or theology in their life was going to make a retarded comment like this

>americans

people have been saying this pretty much continuously for the last ten years, he's the charles of spain of our time

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>Thad got recently released
Has Yea Forums contacted him yet?

Let us know what he says

I really like this image.

you do understand that throughout the decade, he's been exploited by and subjected to abuse from countless different groups of barely-more-functional retarded people, right? because that is, very obviously, the entire reason for the sinking lower

Would you make this as a dark comedy or a straight drama? For me I’d make it a drama about a man who leaves his wife to have a life he deems worthy of his legacy than because god is cruel it gives him Chris Chan as a kid. The final shot of the film is the Dream plaque surrounded by trash.

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>vagina becomes more open when she's about to attack something
What.

This but it must be a documentary directed by Werner Herzog

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Chris is the modern Kierkegaard.

I need this

Dark comedy, moving between his real life and his imaginary CWC world.

seconded

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Would it be like The lovely Bones but not shit?

He's more like Oblomov mixed in with some qualities of Don Quixote here and there.

I'm picturing scenes with his real life contrasted with CWCville which appears bright and colorful. As his mental condition gets worse he begins retreating more and more into CWCville.

¡

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This is kino. Who would direct user?

Masaaki Yuasa

Why? That'd be the last thing I'd want from a prostitute. When I hire one I wanna be like "I'm trying to lose my virginity, this is your job, I hope you know what your doing because I sure as hell don't, please don't make this any more awkward than it needs to be.

Tranny Era has been so fucking boring lads. If you told me in 2010 that he'd become a tranny, I'd flipping my shit. Instead it's been dull as fuck. I miss his tard rage.

Just wait for the homeless saga after Barb dies

Long con, my man. Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

Your average John is not losing his virginity when he hires a whore.

WTF

youtube.com/watch?v=JWPQE6-vxak

This is a genuine psychopath

More like Yea Forums handed him a shovel and hes doing all the work.

Well, even then I'd prefer her to be professional about it and not make it weird by pretending she's anything other than a service provider, doing her job.

>When I hire one I wanna be like "I'm trying to lose my virginity
>only incels fuck whores
awwww sweetie

>everyone here is a huge degenerate loser virgin
>"lmao look at chris chan hes so pathetic"

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The "Chads" in my school lost their virginity to prostitutes and after that kept talking about how they wanted to go to a brothel again. They didn't have girlfriends or casual sex back in high school (or I assume they would have talked about it openly). I found that really weird. Maybe Chads aren't really Chads?

Are brothels just common where you live? Do you live in Nevada or Mexico or some shit?

>when you find out Liquid is a college drop out who is forced by his fat wife to get her fries at 1AM while he's driving home from work

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OH MY GOD ARE YOU CARLOS CHANTOR?

>People laugh at the mirror
>HUR UR SO STOOPID
My boy

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I feel there's only one man for the job

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I read somewhere that he's actually a normal guy and he's actually attempting some kind of longform Kaufman-esque performance art.

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Tbh I believe it at this point

>I was only pretending to be retarded
Yeah hindsight, that used to work.

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>taking hormones and posting vids of yourself tugging your shrunken dick
>performance art
He must be really committed

Where does one even learn this?

>Nearly 40-year-long performance art piece, so committed that he's dedicated every waking moment of his life to this parody
Will he finally admit it on his death bed? Or will he stay in-character to the bitter end?

His ebay store just got closed as well.

Wait? I heard he had a "front hole" ?

You're probably referring to this video where he pretended to be normal
youtu.be/MD4AulkzdJE

People used it to say that he was a performance artist named Ian Brandon Anderson and that the other guy imitating him was the "real Chris-chan" to make him have an autistic meltdown, which he did. Several times over it.

>Chris chan believes he's a CPU patron of a Commadore 64
Somebody mind explaining this shit? How does chris-tianity work?

He didn't cut his duck off, he cut his taint open. The skin under his nutsack above his asshole to "grow a vagina." Then let it fester until it was a medical emergency. He still has the pickle.

I used to frequent /cow/ on 888 back in the day. Practically half of the threads and discussion were based around Chris's trolls. Was kinda interesting, had BlueSpike and Liquid post there a few times.

>He unzipped his taint
I can't gut a chicken and this guy is out here slitting his taint

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Someone convinced him that gaming consoles have magical powers and spirits inside of them, or something like that.

This is the most I've ever seen him passing. He could almost convince me he was an extremely obese, hideous 58 year old trailer park woman.

So he communes with the machine spirit now?

Autism is one hell of a drug.

Don't taint 40k with Chrischan please.

No one here is near as retarded or oblivious as Chris Chan. He thinks he's a literal spiritual God from Heaven.

Tbh the guys Ive met that are WH fans are not that different from Chris, just went a different route with their autism.

His ebay got closed. That was his only source of income and toys for himself. Something might be going down.

WH fans are either obsessive NEETs or people with significant disposable income.
There’s no in between

You bet your sweet bod, girl!

What faction would Chris play as?

but who hold the camera??

Do you know what happened to bluespike? He seemed the most sociopathic of the trolls.

he got closed because he sold everything he could?

There's only one internet story worth telling. Trust and believe

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That thing was a scam. The Kiwifarmers do get asshurt whenever someone messes around with Chris but that doc was never going to happen. The official "spokesman" answered questions and he seemed clueless.

Stop.

in what way hasn't he already lost it by now? I don't understand

Cobra already had kino documentary

it has gotten better

Further proof that the Neptunia franchise is pure fucking cancer.

Clint Eastwood as Bob
Kathy Bates or Roseanne as Barb
Mel Brooks as Michael Snyder
Emily Watson as Megan
Helen Mirren as Rocky

no, chris live with wellfare becuase "muh autism is a dishalility", the main reason why chris always have money problems is because he spend alot of money in stupid things and refuses to do any work to gain money

Slaanesh. Though he has elements of all 4

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>Since July 2008, Rawson-Neal Psychiatric Hospital in Las Vegas has transported more than 1,500 patients to other cities via Greyhound bus, sending at least one person to every state in the continental United States, according to a Bee review of bus receipts kept by Nevada's mental health division.

I wish I was a loony from Nevada so I could get a free vacation to Hawaii.

>Did you know your father was a fish?

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Who the fuck is moot

>complains about having no food
>is still a fat fuck

TORtanic was the best.

Tumblrwars would also be fun.

I like that you need to sign in to view this video.

Leader of Ebaums

I just hope we get another comic before he climbs a water tower.

>he got closed because he sold everything he could?
No. He was selling autographed soda cans for fucks sake.

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The guy that drew all those ragefaces

/r/dankmeme Moderator

make it happen

Also a bit of the misogynist character from School For Wives.

I feel bad mainly for the father
While some of it must be on him, imagine living your life, getting married, having a son and he turns out to be CWC

Any SJW, Self-loathing hate group similar to /pol/, or most of the larger groups of reddit/twitter would make it s good film

The truth would be too hard for a lot of close minded people that make up those groups so they’d do what they do and just throw a tantrum instead of simply disagreeing and presenting a lcase

>He doesn't know about the dimensional merge
Get a load of this guy

He didn't post updates, but I wanna say there was a post or two from him apologizing for being edgy.

Imagine being cwc. He never asked to be like this either, and his parents decided to have him when they were way too old which practically guaranteed something would go wrong. It's entirely the parents' fault.

Shit m8's I cant wait for chris chan movie to be released because you can bet your asses that there is going to be a movie after he dies

>yfw he was right and a dimensional merge actually happens

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Disaster Artist-style biopic detailing the rise and fall of Channel Awesome. The shit that happened on the set of those films and site are fucking embarrassing

Who would play Doug?

Still crazy to think Doug could've single highhandedly destroyed Youtube when he had the chance.

Have any of you guys seen Ordet? CWC's life kind of reminds me of it. Wonder if he's gonna redeem himself in the end as well and perform that miracle that he's been talking about? That recent video even had a similar monologue to Johannes about meeting Jesus Christ.

Idk about Doug but Paul Giamatti should be Rob

Aaron Paul

Explain please

a little princess

That actually made me smile.
My life is completely in the shitter but that made me smile
Thanks

the tale of Jason Blaha directed by Jason Blaha.

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for me it would be Louis Theroux goes to Vegas and meets Neil Breen and Derek Savage

He is our OC, Yea Forums ruined his life out of spite because he won a sega genesis with sonic while everybody else had to wait for pricedrops so their poor parents could buy them.
We all pay the price chris, either with money or with something else.

He wanted 20k to record the documentary, fuck him.

Who knew he'd one day draw R34 of himself raping his OC

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>the legendary spineless fence sitter milllenial strikes again

Post YFW the merge happens for real

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lol holy shit

he hid the documentary behind a 20k paywall because he had this retarded idea that he was going to be able to get ahold of people like Mary Lee Walsh and the galpals.

The Megan and Barb interviews were just bait for his scam.

That dialogue make things worse on a whole different level.

Fabio Lanzoni as Chris

>Tfw you've followed Chris for 10 years now
>he's already been a demented tranny for 5

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