Netflix/Gaten Matarazzo, let's talk about your new "prank" show

So you've decided to put out a show that preys on vulnerable people looking for work.

In 2016, I lost my job. The sudden loss of income blasted what little we had in savings right away to keep food on the table and a roof over our heads. Soon, those things went away too. I was only out of work for five months, but in that time we lost everything. We were evicted from our apartment. We had no savings. My car got repossessed. We nearly divorced from constantly arguing about money. I dove headfirst into depression, alcohol, and opioid painkillers.

I was offered a job making more money than I ever had in my life, and I thought our troubles were over. Then, at the last minute, they withdrew their offer because their first choice decided to accept after all. I was devastated.

In the depths of it all, I tried to kill myself. I had many plans on how I could do it the right way.

I'm telling you this because I don't want anyone to go through that, on top of the potential humiliation of getting "pranked" on a global platform. You could be the push that throws them off the bridge. Please, please cancel this show. These people are looking for work. What you're planning to do isn't just unfunny, but also egregiously lacking in human decency. Searching for work isn't fun. Wondering how you're going to put food on the table isn't a joke. Having the rug pulled out from under you when you're trying to get on your feet isn't a prank. It's cruel. It's inhumane.

I'm begging you, please don't put anyone through this. It nearly killed me, but I was lucky. Someone on your show might not have that luxury. Please, please cancel this show before someone gets hurt.

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snowflake

looks like from a different species. i feel the need to kill him asap.

Dear diary

I get the point but pic related

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Grow some testosterone bud. You're pathetic.

UNEMPLOYED WHITE BOIS BTFO

>be poor
>can afford alcohol and opioid painkillers
Which one is it?

You dumb? Getting opioids is like searching for the holy Grail these days. Doctors give you ibuprofen for fractured and broken bones lol

fyi i would fuck gaten matarazzo's mouth, in this picture at least

>Doctors

Dentists and psychologists. The fuck kinda junkie are you.

Gay

>alcohol, and opioid painkillers.
>I'm poor
>have money for drugs
Yeahzl, fuck off.

Fucking idiots the lot

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>I'm begging you, please don't put anyone through this.

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>Search post on google
>It's another "user reposts a reddit thread" thread
If you like the posts on reddit so much you should probably go back faggot.
user genuinely replying to this thread is underage

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>Waaaaaaaaagieeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Idk if he is 5 or 55. It makes me uncomfortable. So uncomfortable that not knowing who he is or what TV show he is associated with, I had to comment.I'm a sick Sneed, I like a quick feed.
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I'm a sick Sneed, I like a quick feed.
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I'm a sick Sneed, I like a quick feed.
I like Chuck's seed, he feeds it to me.

can someone post the NEET sweater pic? didnt save it last time

Have sex

Does the girl from hereditary have the same genetic shit as him? They both have similar faces, like downies do.

I honestly hope the show goes ahead and somebody kills him

No doubt the 'jobs' advertised are one day gigs and those who took part are paid a lot more than a average days pay.
'Journalists', blue ticks are so desperate for clicks and social media interactions they will conveniently forgot it is Netflix who is producing it. The same Netflix who does everything to cater to the way liberals thinks.

Someone needs to shoot this little mutant piece of shit

youtube.com/watch?v=BX-7BlRc_a0

What if it's like a reality/gameshow sort of thing and they get a cash prize or a real job offer at the end?

>try to get a gf
>it was just a prank by a youtuber, she got 100 guys to agree to the date, we all meet in town square and have to do stupid challanges against eachother for her amusement

>go to the gym and try to lose weight
>thots are all taking pictures of you and mocking you for being out of shape

>try to find job
>some goblin comes into the job centre and pulls pranks on you

its over bros, there is no redemption, just walk into the ocean

>tfw you got a tattoo of a little shit

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I can't tell if the art is bad or just accurate

based doctors not creating more do worthless junkies

the worst part about this drama is that there's not even a footage of this prank show

Does his disorder affect his brain at all?

wikipedia says no
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleidocranial_dysostosis

You americans are insane

the beautiful thing about people who tattoo themselves is that you save money on ink when the death camps start up again.

>2019 and 4channel is a shelter from the batshit insane real world

wagecuck problems, just become a criminal

Always overdressing for the wrong occasions.

Aren't the victims of prank shows just actors anyways?

Based

how much fucking makeup is he wearing

he looks like a fourteen year old girl trying to look 23

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Of course

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who would want to have that ugly mutt on a lampshade?

some of them are pure FAS

Get a haircut you little shit

> I dove headfirst into depression, alcohol, and opioid painkillers.

No money, no nothing, but has resources for alcohol and opioids. MURICA EVERYONE!!!

I'm pretty sure people who appear on his show will be paid for their time. I mean shit, they could even get a job just through being on TV. This thread is stupid. You're stupid.

checked for disgusting truth

i hate doing this, by i looked up this guy's post history on reddit

he has a picture of himself on his account. he looks exactly like what a reddit soiboy would look like
very similar to this i'm not posting it here, it would be cruel

why do all entertainment websites read like a woman's blog now

Implying these pranked individuals won't be actors.

Where the fuck are ya'll from? American health system is designed to get people hooked on opiates, it's probably the easiest thing to get at a doctor's visit.

t. ex-pill popper

t. onions.

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ughuuguhgu it's just a p-prank bro guhugu

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HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW WHITEKIDS?

good bro thanks

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lets hope some black guy knocks him out

> MOM WHERE'S MY TENDIES
> SHITPOSTING IS HARD WORK

the real prank is when they come back and go postal on this little goblin

yeah he really does just scream 'bash my head in with a rock'

This would be a kino copy pasta.

Look at how much interest they're generating. You guys are such puppets, holy fuck.

He looks like a fucking dog.

Dios mio...
el ogro de las americas

> Offered a job making more money than I ever had in my life

Kek

>I also graduated during the Great Recession. Despite making all As through primary school and graduating college early with honors, I still couldn’t find work. I had to move back in with my abusive parents, who, in addition to the entire workplace, constantly reminded me of how useless I was. After over 300 applications and a handful of interviews I finally landed a job after a year...for $10.35 an hour. It was one of the worst times of my life and it’s not funny to prey on the unemployed. After all, we could all be them tomorrow.

Damn, Reddit really is like that? I thought it was all meme. Where were all these people lurking before that site opened? Ebaums?

Yea Forums is notorious for generating interest without generating profit.

DAB ON THE MARKETERS
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS SHOW IS
HAHAHAHA

he looks like the kinda thing that ate this woman face away years ago

>out of work for 5 months
>blew through “savings”
>lose apartment
>lose car
What’d you have 20 dollars in your savings account?

>depression
>alcohol
>painkillers
kek what a typical weak minded person. life gets a little hard and you suck your thumb. fucking pussy

>tried to kill self
>fails
kys

bad post 0/10; if bait fuck you; if pasta I haven’t seen it.

This prank series is literally staged, why do people always think these things are legit?

HR guy here again to tell you that 90% of the time a position opens up in the large company I work at, the department manager in whose department a position opened up has already settled on an internal hire, or he was recommended a friend of someone in his department. Yet because of corporate policy, I still have to put out an external ad, have 250-400 people send me their applications, choose 10 of them for interviews, then 3 more for the second interviews, all while knowing that none of them will get the job because it has already been filled.

Working in HR is true fucking horror if you aren't a sociopath.

Man everyone already knew that, nothing groundbreaker there. It’s just sad and we’d all like to think it isn’t true but it is; this is all the more reason why whoever greenlit this prank show needs to be beheaded.
True pathological depression happens regardless of how strong you are, but it usually manifests earlier in life.
Agree about the opioids and shit though, having a drink to calm the nerves once in a while is one thing but a full blown drug addiction because you lost your job is retarded.

do wageslaves ever learn?

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>Goblino Muttarazzo

Wouldn't be surprised if some guy looking for work ends up snapping and starts to beat the shit out of this 56%er. You know like those prank channels where the dude ends up getting decked by a nog

Imagine being some white trash down on your luck, and getting "le ebin troled xD" by this fucking gremlin.
The urge to smash his mongoloid head in would be incredible.

>The sudden loss of income blasted what little we had in savings right away to keep food on the table and a roof over our heads. Soon, those things went away too. I was only out of work for five months, but in that time we lost everything.
How? Sounds like this retard is just bad with money.

I would’ve made a prank show starring him where he fake campaigns for a ridiculous trump thing in dumb conservative areas and they walk into a voting booth where they get pied in the face or something. and when they walk out he just laughs at them with his nightmare face and talks mad shit. but it’s live so they can’t edit out violent confrontations

Most people don't have 5 months worth of savings, boomer.

It’s a leddit repost. but yeah, anybody who has been on their own can tell that having no income for 5 months resulting in
>blowing through savings
>losing car
>losing apartment
They clearly just didn’t have savings and must’ve been behind on their rent before they lost their job unless their landlord started the eviction process the first month they missed a payment which pretty much never happens. losing car idk. but saving and apartment are absurd in 5 months.

Not anymore. Now they treat everyone like a pill-seeker

>most zoomers don’t have 5 months worth of savings boomer.
I know it’s all memes but thats kinda funny considering a boomer saying is have at least 6 months income saved up in case of emergencies. I have a full 2 years income. It’s as easy as putting aside 50 bucks a pay

This is true. Doctors in my state are being prosecuted for over prescribing. The opiate crisis means after my surgery I got 10 days worth of painkillers and that was it. Before I could’ve got 80. I hate last week tonight but it does have a good segment on how the over prescribing of opiates happened with the intent of getting people addicted

This. I am hoping Jamal ends this kids mutt-privilege

What ugly little fucking faggot holy shit

Hasn't Impracticable Jokers done the same thing?
Is it because everyone likes Murr too much to complain?

>It’s as easy as putting aside 50 bucks a pay
lol that means you'd have 3,000 after saving for 5 years. See how quickly that evaporates when you get laid off and need to rely on it to pay all your expenses.

"Most people"? Just because you don't and the Redditfag didn't doesn't mean everyone is as care less with money.

>I have a full 2 years income. It’s as easy as putting aside 50 bucks a pay

How fucking little do you earn? If I put aside $50 every month, it’d take me roughly 195 years to end up with what I make in 2 years. And my salary is slightly above average.

That’s just in a savings account zoomer. my checking account has overhead too. As does my deferred comp, my work comp, and my stock portfolio. you retards can’t hold on to cash 5 seconds after you get it. That 3000 dollars is meant to get you through 6 months of bills which is 500 dollars a month. Plenty for utilities. Sorry you don’t know how to be responsible. Try buying less food

This is him btw lol

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ok so clearly I misspoke. They were supposed to be two distinct statements. I make just under six figures in government work. So I won’t meme and pretend I’m some rich fag but I do pretty well

statista.com/statistics/246234/personal-savings-rate-in-the-united-states/
The personal savings rate hasn't gone above 12% in 50 years. You're probably mistaking your credit card limit for emergency savings which is hilarious as you'd get rekt even more for going through that.

Not him but I don’t even own a credit card.

This show is perfect storm of leftshittism
>wealthy shitlibs from bay area makes a prank show fucking with unemployed people who try to get a job
>when the pranked guy takes iron pipe andgives you the taste of the anger of proletariat, leftshit will then run away to hide behind the institutions he reportedly stand against
>show is headed by affirmative action ugly mutt hired via nepotism

Any way to improve this at all?

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It's not like there aren't statistics on this, faggot. He's right, most people don't have five months worth of savings.

He doesn't. He's just larping and trolling because he's a miserable sociopath incapable of getting joy from any other source.

>tfw the prank goblin is playing tricks again
Alert the knights of the realm!

>my stock portfolio
A crypto wallet is not a portfolio, user.

>UNEMPLOYED WHITE BOIS BTFO
kek

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No one on medicaid is prescribed pain killers (Medicare, sure) if you have money to spend on drugs and alcohol you are not struggling to support your family

Try not being poor you lazy nigger. If you had any goddamn work ethic at all you wouldn't have lost your job. Fucking stupid fucking nigger.

Why are Americans so desperate for jobs Trumps said you live in the best economy ever. Are whitoids just lazy?

It could be but I actually do have a portfolio which is maintained for retirement. Most of what I save is for a comfortable retirement because when I turn 50 I can retire and start collecting my pension immediately 65% of my salary which should be over 6 figures by then. I have a boat but I plan on buying a better one and just fishing until I die. In order for that to happen I’m saving up as much money as possible. It’s actually really easy. I just live like the poor person I was before I got this job

Are they going to start up soon? I really need trump to maga. As a white man, my life has become hell. I lost my job to three Mexican men in an overcoat and my wife sleeps with a hung Asian bull.

best economy for israel

>Try not being poor you lazy nigger. If you had any goddamn work ethic at all you wouldn't have lost your job
Shut up grampa you piece of shit. You sold us out to the Mexicans, Chinese and Jews

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>Waaaaaah capitalism bad I should get everything for free
If you were willing to work for pennies you'd have a job you lazy fucking retard

Him and I don't even own a credit card. Okay, maybe most people are just careless then. They need to take some personal accountability. Still, I highly doubt most people would lose everything in 5 months, then get hooked on alcohol and opiods.

Chad facial hair

Who gives a fuck? You cannot refute anything he said you pathetic NEET cuck. Getting tricked into thinking you're getting a job only to be le ebin troled by some malformed nigger with a TV crew to broadcast your epic fail to the world is shitty in more ways than one.

Yea, I personally hate "give hope" pranks, they're not funny at all to me. But what I try to focus on when I see something like this is the part where I just said "to me". Who the fuck am I to judge what someone else enjoys?

And I find it kind of funny that these kinds of shows seem to be where actors go to end their careers. I don't know what the Matarazzo's agent was thinking.

Be careful with the shit you post, you don't want to get 8gagged.

>not saving up 3 months of bills worth of money as an emergency fund in case you get suddenly laid off
RIP short term thinkers

LMFAO POORFAGS BTFO HOW U POOR IN CURRENT YEAR? MAKE MILLIONS SAYING SHIET ON TV AAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH. STRONGEST ECONOMY EVER GET FOOKED.

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Imagine being so shit at your job you get fired.

>3 months
>saving up
christ why is everyone itt so poor. I've been rich literally my whole life. it's not hard.

Don't his parents keep a mirror at their house? How can this kid even go before camera?

I wanna suck her tiddies

Does this kid at least have some major role in the TV series? Otherwise, i don't know how to excuse this...

Pranks are probably fake anyway.

Yeah he’s a MC who’s primary gimmick is the absurd realist who points out the obvious retardedness of their current supernatural situation and curses cause he’s a kid. Basically he’s a trope done as tropey as possible and zoomers eat it up

Imagine being so shit at your job that the place you're working and two other big employers in your town close within months of each other leaving dozens of people unemployed and rushing to find work all roughly around the same time.

Pathetic right? HA HA...losers

What did you do

Differentfag here. I've got a mortgage, a car, a steady job for the last 7 years. It's not just people with shitty work ethics (but there are plenty of those). Cost of living goes up at a faster rate than wages. It's an objective fact that things were more affordable for boomers - goods were cheaper and wages were higher.

Don't care for OP's story. But the fact remains that this show will not be funny, at the very best it is extremely tacky, and it is downright immoral if it will be as it has been described.

I don't understand how a content provider like Netflix has given this the green light, especially given their history of giving SJWs a platform.

>Yea
That word is pronounced "yay." You're looking for "yeah."

>I deserve 15 an hour for flipping burgers
fuck off you socialist retard

Where did I say that, you unbelievably retarded niggerfaggot? A better cost:wage ratio is what I'm talking about.

>I'm too lazy to work hard things are too expensive
whine more, liberal cuck

lel

Pawned shit, roamed around neighborhoods offering/doing lawn care. Eventually a friend of my dads said he needed an extra hand and I was doing home repair and improvement work but that was not steady at all and depended entirely on the guy needing an extra hand because it was too much work to do himself. Eventually got a steady job as a store clerk with probably the worse pay I've had since high school. Now I'm doing as much overtime as I can, still looking for a better job and I'm trying to get good enough at digital art to see if I can supplement my shit income that way.

I meant prefer you got fired

Logistics Manager

It'll just be scripted anyway

This. I don't care if he's a basedboy, he's right

Hopefully they do this show, and it pushes a man on the edge over and he returns with a gun. Would be near kino as brenton

The shows already been filmed and is in the editing stage lol. Wagecucks already lost.

i want to punch this fucker in the fae

On IJ the jobs are as a one day temp or something. And then the guys mess with them. The closest they've come is when the task was to freak someone out looking for an apartment.

I thought this new show was also going to be temp jobs. Actually bamboozling people into thinking they are getting a real job sounds kind of illegal.

Don't think it's illegal. Horrible prank shows have always been a thing unfortunately

youtu.be/LgMcDT7PKuo

Honestly though this does seem fucked. Surprised Netflix would do something like this. Job hunting is awful, I can't imagine the relief thinking I finally landed a job, only to have it pulled out from under me because "its just a prank bro!"

Why contain it? Let a poor sap kill himself and then have his family sue for emotional stress and be set for life.

>set for life
Kek they would be lucky if they got even $1 million dollars for some shit like this.

If they had Woody Allen as a lawyer maybe

I'd rather see him kill the goblin. It'll be worse than the Warwick Davis incident.

Joblet here, now I have more shit to worry about

Is he related to that goblin from Hereditary?

I had to beg them not to give me opioids the last time I saw a doctor.

That's not so bad. I have Bill Cosby's face tattooed on my left arm and Jared from Subway on my right arm.

Imagine how ugly that kid is going to be when he gets older.

>implying that mutt is capable of real human feelings such as empathy

I want this show to happen. It'll be hilarious when a victim flips his shit and murders this mutant.

kys

Jokes aside the show is a really bad idea probably stemming from a bunch of people who’ve never had to worry about money or work a proper job in their entire lives.

when will this tard get shot in the face doing this ?

Could I sell these pills to other druggies for even more money? I have no interest in taking them.

Most Americans can't even afford a four hundred dollar surprise expense without going under. People are so fucking poor they have two minimum wage jobs just to pay rent and eat. This is the America nobody wants to talk about.

You’ve got it the other way around
The main reason crazy bad stuff is happening is because it’s easy to stew in your hate of {insert group - Nonwhites/women/White people/Men/etc}. It gives crazy people who In the past would at least try to fit in an outlet to embolden their stupidity and lash out.

The internet has been one of the greatest contributors of cultural decay. All because many people would rather escape instead of just simply going outside and interacting with everybody. This lack of real life experience is why crazy Autists on Yea Forums, corporate dick sucking soi cuckolds from reddit and mouth breathing pop culture consumers of twitter make the world such a restrictive and awful place

neat

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