Helloooooooo I'm the Nostalgia Critic! I remember it so you don't have to!

If you actually listen to him though he has retarded reasoning on why he doesn't like something or like it. For example, the whole Vegas meme comes from his Disneycember shit and all he does is just speak seriously there.

youtube.com/watch?v=cYkndjZDhDo

I'll defend Douge against his group of piggybacking backstabbers but he is totally insincere. He just says what he thinks people want to hear. RLM are actually fairly sincere, Mike is totally sincere.

That Shining miniseries review made me realize when he started trying to be "fair and balanced" about a movie he's just full of shit.

>tfw becoming nostalgic for nostalgia critic posting

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Fan Fic / HookerVerse

An alternate universe series created by emeriin (although other authors enjoy playing in it and the Kink Meme has contributed considerably), this universe sees the That Guy with the Glasses and Channel Awesome team as owners, employees and patrons of a seedy club in an even seedier world.

Fan Disservice: While the first fic's description of Critic's outfit of make-up, thigh-high boots, corset and mini-skirt (along with the tie, hat and jacket) was Eating the Eye Candy, later fics give the impression that he's supposed to look seriously trashy.

Not just the Critic's clothes. It's kinda hard to enjoy the pretty boys and girls when you learn that they often go without food for a long time due to lack of money.
Before Linkara and Spoony have anonymous sex, much detail is given to the diseased, dirty surroundings before we get to any good stuff.
Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Most notably the Nostalgia Chick (who genuinely cares for the Critic and has great affection for Film Brain), MarzGurl (who rescued Linkara and took him in, as well as taking him out for his birthday) and Michaud (who not only likes children but also may or may not be in love with Chick).
Only Sane Man: JewWario, Cinema Snob and Harvey Finevoice seem to be the only conveyors of consistent sense in this world. Harvey tries to remind his patients that acting they're the victim isn't doing them any favors and the other two are in the character sheet.
Streetwalker: Linkara and Critic are at the very bottom of the club's power chain, and could be kicked out at any point. Which is partly the reason why Marz and Chick are looking after them, respectively. They know what it's like to be on street corners.

emeriin.livejournal.com/112329.html

Hookerverse timeline

April 9th, 2007: Marz starts working as a hooker.
August 17th, 2008: Chick starts working as a hooker.
September 13th, 2008: Critic starts working as a hooker.
January 18th, 2009: Linkara and Spoony have anonymous sex on a street.
July 5th, 2009: Chick gets assaulted with a knife.
July 23rd, 2009: Chick meets Film Brain.
July 24th, 2009: Critic gets abused by ATG's business people.
July 26th, 2009: Nella leaves.
August 5th, 2009: Linkara has his first crash.
August 16th, 2009: Marz wounds her pimp badly to get away from him.
September 8th, 2009: Critic tries to commit suicide in the mental hospital.
September 31st, 2009: Critic leaves the hospital.
March 23rd, 2010: Marz leaves Goggles.
July 9th, 2010: Nella and Film Brain have a confrontation.
August 17th, 2010: Michaud and Ellis bury Shelly.
September 1st, 2010: Chick meets Critic.
September 3rd, 2010: Michaud saves Chick's life.
September 4th, 2010: Michaud meets Critic.
September 6th, 2010: Critic starts working at the club.
October 5th, 2010: Chick comes back from the hospital.
October 24th, 2010: Chick picks out Critic's work outfit.
October 25th, 2010: Marz meets Linkara by saving him.
November 18th, 2010: Lucy starts working at the club.

January 17th, 2011: Mary starts working at the club.
January 23rd, 2011: Michaud fucks Mary.
February 7th, 2011: Nerd meets Critic and the others.
February 13th, 2011: Nerd leaves.
August 2nd, 2011: Mary meets Joe for the first time.
August 28th, 2011: Marz takes Linkara out for his birthday.
August 30th, 2011: Joe comes to the club again.
November 24th, 2011: Critic takes Chick out for a birthday meal.
February 24th, 2011: Critic tries to get himself killed.
March 6th, 2012: Nerd comes back.
March 9th, 2012: Snob comes round for the first time.
July 4th, 2012: That Other Girl hurts Critic for the first time.
July 14th, 2012: MikeJ comes to Chicago.
July 25th, 2012: MikeJ meets Ashens and Guru Larry.
August 14th, 2012: JewWario starts working at the club.
August 23rd, 2012: Chick punishes Penny for what That Other Girl did.
September 1st, 2012: Liz has to bring her son in and Ellis sees Michaud as a softie underneath.
September 3rd, 2012: Penny tells That Other Girl what's going on.
September 4th, 2012: JewWario and Liz fuck for the first time.
September 6th, 2012: That Other Girl mindfucks Chick.
September 6th, 2012: Marz breaks into Goggles' apartment.
September 14th, 2012: Spoony goes to the club for the first time.
September 25th, 2012: Ellis meets his biological daughter.
November 14th, 2012: Chick gets her mattress money stolen.
December 5th, 2012: Joe gets attacked.
December 10th, 2012: Benzaie and Michaud cause a scene.
December 28th, 2012: Spoony and Scarlett have drunk!sex after the Christmas party.

January 2nd, 2013: Ellis and Michaud install a pole-dancing pole for even more business.
January 25th, 2013: Benzaie leaves for good.
February 4th, 2013: Film Brain gets into massive trouble.
March 23rd, 2013: Ask That Guy fucks around with Nerd and Critic.
April 12th, 2013: Penny tries suicide and Critic takes her to the hospital.
August 5th, 2013: The Other Guy meets Critic.
August 24th, 2013: Ask That Guy drops the bomb that The Other Guy was the older brother who left them.
December 24th, 2014: Critic dies from an accidental drug overdose.
November 18th, 2015: Lucy starts working as a receptionist for a friend's modelling agency.
January 17, 2016: Lucy quits the club.
February 28, 2017: Lucy features in a documentary about stripping.
March 31, 2037: Lucy gets engaged to an entrepreneur and moves to Lousiana.
May 9, 2039: Lucy marries her fiance.

>old timey Midwestern voice.

i wish doug would remember how my wife cheated on me and left me a ruined husk of a person, so i didnt have to remember it every time i woke up.

When he made his Porco Rosso review.
Absolute pleb.

>a bat credit card

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>that one guy that keeps making douge threads on Yea Forums everyday

love how people will pretend they don't like him even though they are obsessed with him.

He was the only one to call out that awful Jungle Book movie for the piece of shit it was so I’ll give him credit for that

Where did the "douge" spelling even come from?

nice dubs douge

that fucking laugh though

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Reminder that he's /ourguy/ and rlm is reddit.

>Jay's dull monotone voice
>mike as well unless he's happy about the film then he's all gitty

he should do a full meta episode review of his first episode , being nostalgic

>everybody has to be super wacky excited all the time
kys zoomer

he already went full meta when he reviewed all his anniversary movies
youtube.com/watch?v=TFxGxYeueo4

Still waiting for Jew Wario's vlog about going to Chuck 'E Cheese to play arcade games and stuff.

I have infinite respect for him
Hes ugly, dumb ,uncharismatic and terrible at everything
But he managed to be successful despite himself
And i applaud that

doug, stop posting about yourself you fucknut

Doug + Douche probably

From the Doge meme

>Hey uhh do you guys have 200k I could borrow?

why?

Did Spoony kill himself yet?

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BLACK GUY, WOMAN, GET IN HERE

I have met him when I was shilling a book at a con, and you can see it in the episode of Rental Reviews he did... Loud, cringey, and annoying are how he is irl.

He'd be so much better if it weren't for those fucking unwatchable """"skits""""

He doesn't have the copyright to show the movie clips anymore so he has to recreate them (his excuse anyway).

More like
>Helloooooooo I'm the Nostalgia Critic! I ape popular consensus and then backpedal and damage control when it backfires so you don't have to!

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WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGAS!?!

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ITS CALLED FREE USE! ITS A LAW THAT LETS ANYONE USE ANYTHING, FOR PROTECTING CREATORS! OKAY? WHAT DONT YOU GET ABOUT THAT? FREE USE! LOOK IT UP!

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then he grabs a handful of maggots and starts eating them.

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Why does Doug think 'Free Use' means youre allowed to sample anything no matter what?

HHMMM

hawt

Welcome to demo reel

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Imagine being Black Man and all that people remember you by is the Supervillain Shuffle.

and for being a furry

>two hundred thousand dollars

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youtube.com/watch?v=W8IhwlFahg0

Based.

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For me, it's Melvin.
youtube.com/watch?v=lihimTMXT64

>GET IN COSTUME!
>I'VE DETECTED AN IRREGULARITY!

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