This is a Disney movie

if i was a super genius the first thing i would build would be a robot who could tap that prostate just right

I remember seeing this on cartoon network back in the day. Literally my first fap. They can't get away with this shit anymore, but back then nobody blinked an eye

if you were a super genius you wouldn't be a faggot

>masturbating is gay
i can see you too wish to be a super genius, because youre pretty fucking stupid right now

>implying you aren't a faggot
Liar liar die in a fire

Nickfag here, is this real?

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is this real? no way
damn dexter

Can you believe this was being played for laughs in the 90s? man times change

Imblying all geniuses in mankind’s history havent done the occasional backend studying.

They called Einstein “blackhole boy” for a reason, and it aint cuz of his PhD in physics, but his PhD in suckin dicks.

>Einstein
>genius
Kill yourself, brainlet.

youtube.com/watch?v=fZBwjlnmI74

little known fact, einstein did all his math as penises. his equations make more sense that way and E=mc2 means the amount of jizz is equal to your dick being beaten at the constant of the human refractory period squared. its the equation to maximum semen production efficiency, but it also works as energy and mass and all that

No, but zoomers don't know or really care.

i must buy a doll with these proportions...

Yeah it's crazy to think what they used to get away with back then.

Would you?

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Now I’m beginning to question my tendency to like thick thighs, small waisted women. Did my brain get conditioned or is this normal? Because we see the old standard of beauty for women, it wasn’t thickness then it was more slender with a curve

That's brad bird for you

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Those traits are literally genetically favorable for breeding. It’s l-i-t-e-r-a-l-l-y your instincts yelling at you to breed. Your subliminal childhood cartoon show conspiracy has nothing to do with it.

Pretty good edit

beauty standards change within every culture/society every few decades. big asses used to be unattractive not too long ago. having absolutely no shape to your legs and them looking like meat tubes is hot in japan.

im not saying any sjw cuck shit about beauty standards. instinctively you will always want a woman with large hips for childbirth and large breasts for feeding them, the less hair the better (cause neoteny). thats natural and always will be. but specific shit like the snaggle tooth in japan or the huge bushes of the 70s are exceptions born out societal changes.

i think the thin waist and large thighs give you the impression of large hips without actually having them. so its like, a false call. youre being trapped into something that looks like what you want

beauty standards change all the time

made me kek though

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Yeah I'm going to need the full vid.

would her tights taste like rubber? how would her skin feel?

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and what about the man who’s dead son appeared in his child pornography to warn him about the police?

*smiling* not this time. We made it up

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did i ever tell you about a little story called, the holocaust?

*smiles*

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nope she's still thic in the real scene tho

This is also a Disney movie

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