FACT: Yea Forums hates A24 company because A24 makes kino and Yea Forums are anti-intellectuals

FACT: Yea Forums hates A24 company because A24 makes kino and Yea Forums are anti-intellectuals

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terrible thread

Who's paying you to shill this absolute tumor on the face of independent cinema?

Or it could be that no reasonable person fantasizes over a company that's paid for and promoted by the same Hollywood liberal elitists that pump out regular trash, and that retards like you buy into the marketing and think they actually produce "kino".

100% true, but I'm not sure what you're expecting Yea Forums to get out of it

>money is invested into these films therefore they are bad
what an utterly retarded take

What utterly retarded reading comprehension

I prefer AABF19.

>anti-intellectuals

just call them retards.

Yeah, you only need the highest IQ to watch generic indieshits

>took you this long to come up with this nothing comeback
hahah

They make great films, user.
>Spring Breakers
>Enemy
>Under the Skin
>The Spectacular Now
>Tusk
>Ex Machina
>Room
>The Witch
>Green Room
>The Lobster
>Moonlight
>Good Time
>It Comes At Night
>The Disaster Artist
>Lady Bird
>The Florida Project
>The Killing of a Sacred Deer
>First Reformed
>Hereditary
>Eighth Grade
>Mid90s
>Climax
>Under the Silver Lake

>not one good flick
The absolute state of the "Saviors of Cinema"

Good Time is the only good one

You think Good Time and First Reformed are indie shit?

go back to your black panther and captain marvel movie user.

Good Time literally IS one.
First Reformed is a christian movie that's only liked by fedoras.

None of them deserve a spot in the canon.

Under the Silver Lake, The Florida Project, and Good Time are pretty good. I don't understand this extreme position to say it's all shit, or on the other extreme, to say it's all great.

Hereditary
This is the only time where i have to disagree with the audience. Normies couldn't hack it, and probably disagreed with the ending because
>where muh good ending?

This is how you know a horror movie is good. When critics understand it and normies are too afraid to watch it again because it disturbed them.

deal with it.

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go back to your boring shitlib propaganda disugised as high art

>muh epic global warming pastor

Lmao the absolute state of plebs in 2019

kino. hater's gonna hate

Fact: you're a pseud who fell for the indie trash meme

Try watching something before 2000, your birth year.

FACT: A24 is a distributor and doesn't put any money into actually making films

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unironically all of those films range from mediocre to terrible

I thought First Reformed was an anti-Christian film

A24 is more of a distributor rather than a production company. The vast majority of the movies they release are ones they bought from film festivals. That's why they're so good; they buy the literal best in shows.

You know what the time is friends
It's time to "tell everyone what you think is good" time

*beats out A24 to be the American distributor of Parasite (2019)*

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Precisely this, they know their faggoty hipster audience well and release anything that appeals to their sensibilities

>nNoo NoooOOO A24 A SIHT cries in contrarian

My favorite films are Intolerance and Excalibur

Reminder so many of you on Yea Forums praise Under the Skin and Good Time but now you're backpeddling bc u just found out it's A24 and you want to win the argument so you're claiming it all sucks. Nice job

You didn't like Under the Silver Lake or Good Time. Most are shit but I think these are a few gems

It's not that. They market a lot of the movies they buy as standard horror movies when usually they're high-concept thrillers. They're successful purely because they release good movies, in spite of the mass appeal they keep trying to grab.

This fact seems to go unnoticed by a majority of a24 pseuds. As always.

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FACT: Yea Forums hates on black people.

Yea Forums (I'm guessing this is for real): You're so racist, you didn't notice it until it was too late.

/the/ (for the past week or so): My dick tastes like, or smells like, or tastes like, or tastes like, or tastes like, or tastes like, or feels like, or tastes like, or makes me want to fuck the shit out of a tree like a crazy girl.

/theother/ (for the last four days or so): I have to watch you fap.

/the/ (for the week or so): I wish I could touch you.

Yea Forums (I'm guessing this is for real): So... are you the only one who isn't fapping to black men?

/the/ (for the recent past week or so): I think he's going to be the one wearing a fake blackface mask.

The people above are in an extremely weird relationship and are completely willing to admit that their lives are really fucked-up because they're having lots of gay sex with black men and black women.

>naming highly regarded kino from over a hundred years ago as your replacement for modern cinema
jej
dw griffith
cool guy

This is like being asked what literature you think is good after trash talking modern lit then saying "Shakespeare". Unparalleled pseud.

Yea sure A24 got thier stinkers, but this is a great track record compared to major studios. Contrarian puritans itt needs to stfu

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based

Yea Forums hates A24 because most of their movies are dumb shit pretending to be smart

and Yea Forums only cares about capeshit and other things that make no attempt at smartness.

Yea Forums is full of complete morons pretending to be smart who consume capeshit almost exclusively because it's the only media their childlike brains can cope with. That's you, I'm guessing.

Watching horror movies for intellectual simulation has got to be the most brainlet thing you could do. Go read a book.

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Tusk is a great movie you gotta admit

woa a BOOK that souns real inteligent

nice non argument retard
you asked me what I enjoy watching and I gave you my answer

These are all movies that could've been made by regular studios 20 years ago before they switched to the new model of producing nothing but profit-maximizing capeshit for low iq mongrels.

We shouldn't need a designated "independent (but not *really* independent)" company to make all the pretentious garbage that the real studios don't want to risk anymore.

I loved Hereditary, haters gonna hate. It stuck with me for a long time, and I enjoyed putting the puzzle together. I've only seen it three times though, it's a hundred miles of bad road and I don't always feel like being miserable.

>Dude spend two hours on a slow-paced family drama just to have it turn into B-movie "HAIL SATAN" bullshit in the last five minutes

Yes, a pointless, irrelevant, hyper-pseud answer.
>A24 sucks
>What's good then
>dw griffith

if you can't see why this makes you a pseud you're a lost cause lmao

Audience: 24

>in the last five minutes
The whole movie was about it actually, you're apparently just unbelievably imperceptive and stupid

Reminder that Yea Forums is canonically the lowest IQ board.

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how is ex machina or the killing of a sacred dear libshit propaganda you uninteresting faggot

all a24 movies feel like they ran out of budget for the last 20 minutes

McDonald's arthouse

Yea Forums is the only board where the majority of the users have no interest whatsoever in exploring beyond the shallowest kiddie pool of their medium. Shit's pathetic, Genuinely the worst board.

That's what's a24 is for. They make the pseudo intellectuals feel smart and superior without actually having to explore and watch film.

Yea Forums is worse at that than Yea Forums

Or maybe just my filtering game is really good at blocking out all of the cancer threads on Yea Forums and this place is worse than I think it is.

Watch out guys, we got a real connoisseur over here. This patron of the arts will chuckle to himself about how feeble minded his fellow compatriots are as he sips monster ultra zero from his wine glass. This letterbox king has his own court and we are all his jesters. Perhaps he'll enlightened us with his backlog but it seems that we might be unworthy since none of us can even begin to comprehend the symbolism A24 movies.

You faggots are pathetic, you're so intellectually insecure that you actually think a movie with the slightest hint of ambition and artsy fartsy cinematography is trying to insult your intelligence and you get all defensive about it.
I bet you throw fits of sperg rage if you hear someone talking about Rick and Morty and Bojack Horseman, don't you?

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You are the one getting mad because people outed a24 for the dishonest garbage it is. Just read the posts you are the one angry for no reason whatsoever.

I feel like that's the whole website as a whole. Yea Forums was a fun little niche when the internet was new. Except its user base never decided to explore outside the olden days. So now it's a base of angry complacent edgelords.

A24 makes movies for people who want to feel above Hollywood flicks but really aren't.

Yea Forums is a board full of people who get their entirety of knowledge of film from trailers, box office numbers, and twitter screencaps. It's a really on-edge way of looking at shit that can suck you in if you aren't careful.

>dishonest

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The people who hate A24 are the losers who were bullied in highschool and only found solace in how “sophisticated” their taste in horror movies was. Now that A24 is making horror kino for Chads, these nerds are eternally butt blasted they no longer have their niche.

Chads don't have time to watch boring a24 soi garbage tho. The only people who like a24 horror farts are pitiful incels and neets

ITT; "Yea Forums is the WORST board because they made fun of my favorite art house movies and hurt my feelings!"

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A24 only publishes McDonald's arthouse tho

>This is how you know a horror movie is good. When critics understand
critics like whatever they're supposed to like, for fear that they'll lose their jobs if the don't (e.g., Black Panther). they also generally hated kubrick's films when they initially came out, only to jerk off to them years later.

Lol I miss bullying losers like you in Highschool. I bet you have long hair and don’t have the attention span to listen to anything other than Iron Maiden. Explains why you think these movies are boring

Looks like you just got out patrician'd, go cry to your mama.

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I didn’t realize people here on this board actually watched movies or Yea Forums.

I just come here for Bane memes cuz my friends think I like Batman

I think A24 produces great content and Yea Forums literally cannot prove this post wrong.

8/10
Would watch drunk and laugh my ass off, would not watch in any other context

vvitch was boring as fuck!! I almost fell asleep. don't recommend me scary movies aanymore

>Spring Breakers
>Under the Skin
>The Witch
>Good Time
>Hereditary

kino stuff

Imo:

>taking their place in the canon of greats
The VVitch
Moonlight
Ex Machina

>Deeply Sincere drama kinos
Eighth Grade
American Honey
The Florida Project
Lady Bird

>High Concept genre film kinos
The Lobster
Ghost Story
Hereditary
First Reformed

>Concretekino
Locke
Room
Under the Silver Lake

>Passable but meh indie films
The Spectacular Now
20th Century Women
It Comes at Night

>Somewhat watchable pretentious garbage
Spring Breakers
Under the Skin
A Most Violent Year
The Lovers
The Killing of a Sacred Deer

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>FACT: Yea Forums hates A24 company because A24 makes kino and Yea Forums are anti-intellectuals
this but unironically

under the silver lake and under the skin are kino
don't really care much the other ones, witch and hereditary are overrated slow beern

those two are both at the slow end of the spectrum as well lol

Only spring breakers and under the skin are good there though? Haven’t watched under the silver lake so I’ll reserve judgement til I watch it

If you like noir films and neo-noir films you'll love it
it's like a very classic and hat tipping neo-neo-noir
in a good way

it is quite slow but it does enough on the tone

They are a producer too now. This is an old take.

I don't really like A24, but it is true that Yea Forums is anti-intellectual. In fact Yea Forums is fucking retarded and probably the worst board on Yea Forums. Which is too bad since film is so cool and interesting.

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