Text transformer thread

Text transformer thread
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lmao

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This one was very short

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>Are traps gay?

Is a trap gay? Is a trap gay? Is a trap gay? Is a trap gay? Is a trap gay? Is a trap gay? Is a trap gay? Is a trap gay? Is a trap gay? Is a trap gay? Is a trap gay?

You get caught! You get caught! You get caught! You get caught!

You get caught! You get caught! You get caught!

The people aren't going to care, is what I'm telling you. Don't give a fuck, you fucking faggot. You got a lot of friends! And you're not looking at them. You're looking down. That means you're gay. You're gay! You got to take responsibility! Don't tell me you're straight and I'm too stupid to get you out. You got to help these people right out of their fucking hole, you fucking moron. You got to do it like someone real, so you can save your fucking life.

Your friends are going to be on their asses about this, and then they're going to tell the police, and that's when we get arrested, and that's when they send us to that jail cell.

Your friends aren't going to be on their asses about this.

We're the people you're going after. So I'm

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really makes you think

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Goddamn could he become any more based?

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My favourite cum episode of the Simpsons is a hilarious one that starts off with Lisa and Maggie being the couple to the party. It opens with Lisa playing around, causing them much drama. It starts off with Maggie showing her love of eating pies from a nearby shop. Homer then sees it and sees there is semen in it. He then puts it down and walks away from the shop until he can walk away himself because of Lisa's hand that had been on his waist while she was watching something else.

This episode is actually quite clever, as it shows Homer's desire for something (a pie). He sees no reason there shouldn't exist some sort of pie or pie topping to keep his erection at bay, but the moment he sees the semen in the pie his desire for something else takes hold. He makes a decision: his mother will make pies and they will each make him a pie. Homer and his mother eat some pies, the family have a celebration and Maggie drinks some wine. Maggie is upset at Homer for trying to win her a piece of pie, but Homer convinces her Maggie is only making him something else because she's angry at him for being a cockblock and he would never have done something like that to her dad. Homer decides he doesn't care about Maggie getting angry at him if he's not having fun with his family.

The next one has Homer drinking something

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My favorite cum Simpsons moment is when his father was forced by an animal control officer to lick him. Homer: Dad! Don't you dare lick mine! Homer: What's wrong with eating out of my diaper! Homer: Oh my god... Oh my god... Homer: God! God! [Puts food down for his father] Homer: Please take it from me... Dad, please take it from me. Homer: Oh my god... Oh my god... [Starts licking his father's penis] Homer: Oh my god... Dad... Homer: Dad... Homer: [Licks his father's penis through his diaper] Homer: Oh my god... [Gropes his father's penis] Homer: All right... Dad... Homer: [Gropes him through his diaper. Homer starts sucking his penis, then comes back towards the table where Homer's mother is eating. Homer is crying and he looks at his mother and starts to whimper. Homer's mother tries to comfort Homer, but she gets no response.] Mom: Homer, that was your favorite ever! Homer: MMMM. Mom: Oh my God... [She begins to kiss Homer again. She then runs from Homer through the dining room. Homer then goes to meet the family.] Homer: You're all right, honey? What had you been doing all day? You haven't been eating!

terry is that you

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>have to help her lick her ass for three hours with one cum after another

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And the winner of every movie award goes to the film that has the greatest appeal to Americans for that year in its popularity and prestige – a film whose critical success and financial success provide compelling motivation to put it onto film, and which thus creates a lasting fascination with film culture.

To the filmmaker of a film whose message resonates with so many Americans, this is another of those rare but significant opportunities.

"The most interesting stuff," I say to Jim and Dan. That might be an understatement; I have only heard them mention it once or twice. "The most interesting stuff is when someone comes up to you and says, "I know why you hate me. I don't know if I want to write a movie. But I don't care where you write it from, as soon as something's bad, I want it to come out." And, if it doesn't – as we recently found out after the tragic loss of Steven Soderbergh — "I think there is an audience for films that have really good messages."

The next day, I have a chat at the press conferences of the other film festivals I visit. When I get asked the right question at these events, I smile and say, in part, "I never want to write the most boring movie of the year." It gets me talking about the best of the best and, indeed,

I feel like they're going to lobotomize this site soon

>so they can get her ass full of his ass

And the winner of every movie award goes to Paul Dano's latest, Good Time. "Goodtime" is a hilarious parody of the film "Good Will Hunting." He and co- star Jason Bateman were the ones who convinced Dan Aykroyd to bring on the show. "Goodtime" has also been nominated for the Silver and the Gold awards. (See pictures of all of those nominations. Also, check out the full list of winners here.)

Best Actor – Michael Caine

"Good Time" is a spoof of the film "Good Will Hunting."

Best Supporting Actor – Chris Rock

"Good Time" is an ad hominem attack on Chris Rock, a director who has been lambasted since the beginning and is widely praised by critics and film fans. Chris Rock was on the receiving end of a ton of abuse for his criticism of the script in the original film. But, in "Good Time," Rock made it his mission to make sure that he's not one of those people.

Best Supporting Actress – Michelle Williams

The biggest fan of Chris Rock and writer Sam Esmail are Michelle Williams and Jason Bateman and this year they put him in the limelight when they nominated Christopher Walken for his role as an alcoholic. The two best friends decided to do a mock casting call in which they contacted more than 1,000 people

And the winner of every movie award goes to the guy who makes that awesome, awesome movie.

And the winner of every movie award goes to Adam Sandler because... a) he did great work and B) the movie industry has not been very good recently. Also because he went down to the bottom of the list of the "Top 10 Favorite Movie Characters" and I don't think anybody else ever gets nominated in their first movie so that proves you could also say that you weren't too well looked after. Who do you consider to be the greatest superhero movie franchise? The Superman movies. There have been a few other, lesser, but still some strong ones. Who won the Golden Globe for Best Picture in 1980? Tom Hanks. What happened to Richard Burton? He was fired, and I am not kidding about that, he was never let back in. He was a nice, sweet, kind man. What do you think was the best fight scene in the movies? The fight scene between the two Batman guys on Batman Vs. Bane in the movie. Do you have any favorite movies that you watched all the time? I don't watch any of my own movies, and it all started when I was younger. So I watched the entire history of movies with all of my parents and my grandfather. I really liked the classic Hollywood movie The Big Sleep from 1934! Who do you think is the greatest comedian of all time? Jimmy Durante and Bill Murray. I can't decide. He was

And the winner of every movie award goes to Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, on December 14th. The Best Foreign Language Film will be awarded by this year's prestigious Academy Awards at 1PM on January 7th.

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how can one man be so based?

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>Christian Milkers Association

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And the winner of every movie award goes to The Lion King!

So, who are you going to believe? Go to the site, click "Tweet at me," and send us your own movie recommendations! Click here. To vote, click here goo gl/EwRb3h .

>And the winner of every movie award goes to
And the winner of every movie award goes to the next best actor (and movie star), while a screenplay winner wins best screenplay and an actor wins the best actor Golden Globe. And lastly, there are also prizes for the acting and directing categories – the winners are announced shortly after nominations at the awards ceremony. So take your seat now and let's dive into the Top 5!

#1: "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice," Ben Affleck


I don't think we can say this yet, but we feel like Ben Affleck won with this, after all, he's the best superhero we could ask for and his character is basically one of the most likable on the planet. He did a magnificent job playing a tortured but charismatic cop with a sense of justice as well as the strength of belief to stand up to villains and protect mankind. He was the face of the movie for a reason, and it's all thanks to his performance. And the second best thing he brought to the screen was a lot of cool, sexy, sex scenes.

#2: "Sharknado 3," Brad Pitt


When is the last time you saw an action movie with two directors? Well, if I didn't say it, you wouldn't believe it. While we're still waiting for the sequel to arrive and hopefully the cast and producers will have another hit,

>My favourite Cum Town episode is where we have two guys trying to decide if they should take a shower or pee in the sink before the two of them start watching some sexy porn together. I love it because each episode feels so personal to me. This one comes from the last episode of CumTown. "I'm not gonna piss my pants off in front of you but... I have to pee now."
>Posted by Anja at 9:03 AM

Warwick Davis eaten by hikers on Shrooms. He had a beard. He lived in a house where he would walk up or down the street with an armful of wild mushrooms. I remember him eating a lot of them. He wouldn't stop going.
Shrooms eat people. That's what he did. They were probably part of a group feeding off his excrement, which was actually a kind of drug, but they definitely did eat humans.
Shropshire's bestiary was filled with mushrooms. Mushrooms are pretty bad and, in my opinion, should be avoided except for medicinal purposes. Also, you should never eat any of the "diseases" described in the Shroom Guide that the Shropshire's bestiary describes as being caused by Mushrooms, like diarrhea or vomiting , either of which can be treated with any of your favorite marijuana strains.

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Warwick Davis mistaken for Tyrion Lannister. It really is this little thing.

>you will never join the Christian Milker Association

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Warwick Davis mistaken for Tyrion Lannister. He's the father of Melisandre from Game of Thrones , the White Walkers is a recurring element in The Lord of the Rings . The White Walkers also made their way into Star Wars when they entered the Storm's End, and they appeared to be a recurring theme in the movie adaptation of The Hobbit .
My personal favorite of my favorites. This is just so much fun to read. The book ends with this great little passage, written in a cleverly rendered hand, where we learn that all these great men, both in and out of the world, have all the same name. This is a perfect way to remind yourself of who you've become since the start of your adventure. But it's really great because it's so funny and interesting.
If you're not a "fan" of fantasy, then it's probably hard to grasp just how great this book really is. This was written before the modern "The Daenerys Targaryen Trilogy" and the "Star Wars" movies were out, making this book seem completely unnecessary. But if you are a fan of A Song of Ice and Fire , then you'll love this book. This is just the best of the best. And you should check out the new

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Warwick Davis sues Yea Forums. He and his company, Davis Law Entertainment, are claiming copyright to four thousand different images of celebrities including Leonardo DaVinci, Christopher Reeve, Harry Potter's Harry Potter, Star Wars' Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, and many more. Davis is trying to get his content off the site and wants his images downed completely. Davis is suing Yea Forums, Yea Forums users' accounts, and numerous third parties. Yea Forums users have already shared this content, the image galleries and the links where they are sharing it. It's the first time Yea Forums has used such a tool and it could potentially put many people in danger. If you're interested in seeing this, head HERE. The law has a huge loophole here. When making an argument about copyright there are two factors involved. the first part is you have to show your actual infringement and your actual loss. The other part is the threshold for liability for each type of infringement. The threshold for liability for every type of infringement, for example, is 10 years which isn't a lot of time for some photographers. In the last 10 years, the threshold has dropped to just under 5 years for copyright infringement.
This law allows for a judge to decide whether an artist has made a viable alternative to posting a copyrighted work even though they don't want to. That's a real hurdle that

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Is Warwick Davis a member of the Christians Milkers Association?

This may seem counterintuitive. I'm pretty sure he does not think that the United States should be in existence. But then again I'm more comfortable with the concept of religious pluralism, where one religion can be held above all others, than I am with Christianity, or that religion which believes that the God that came to the Old Testament had to be worshipped by Christians – in the Old Testament. To disagree with me, is to disagree with you, doesn't it?

And it is hard to argue with Davis' point there, isn't it? Christianity does give us some of the world's best doctors and lawyers; many of them have never worked with Jews – and he is perfectly happy to admit this in public! And while he has stated himself to me that he believes that if anything good can come out of Hitler, it shall happen because Christianity is God's word, and that is all – well I am not convinced of this! After all, if he has stated he believes he was raised in America as a Christian by his father, does that mean he believes that Christ Himself died to save the world? This is what Davis is all about, isn't he, the 'faithful friend', who 'believes' all these 'good' things that have happened throughout history, without ever hearing anything about them

Warwick Davis watches you when you masturbate. Do you masturbate often? If so, have you masturbated in a lab or elsewhere? Have you masturbated in the shower before? If so, why? Do you have masturbation habit that stops you from masturbating when you're horny, but if so, what? What's your level of satisfaction with this? There are other factors besides masturbated as well: if I use a phone to write with, do I get aroused? I don't; you can't. Is it my penia? Yes, penia does get in my way; do I want to be on a computer typing about my penis, instead? Not really when you have an open chair under the table, you need to move! We can't forget masturbated. If I masturbate before bed and it's very hard to do, does it bother me? Do I get jealous when I think of it because it's only masturbated once in my adult life? No; I'm jealous of how I can make my penis look bigger on a woman when she's not looking at me. Are there any sexual triggers in masturbated? Yes and no, so far. What's the cause

Warwick Davis watches Andy Bernard masturbate in Darryl's Taco Basement. The two guys were smoking on a porch in a trailer when Dudley appeared and demanded Andy to stop. Dudley got so excited that he actually walked over and started touching Andy's penis. They got into an argument and Dudley ended up getting his penis stuck in Andy's vagina. Then Dudley and Andy proceeded to beat up Dudley and started to eat him out from behind while Dudley grabbed Andy's penis. Andy's dick was so hard that Dudley was scared to let go. Fortunately Dudley was able to put his dick back in Andy and he proceeded to eat Dudley out, again. After the incident, Dudley and Andy started fighting over the boy, who was now a pedophile. After Dudley was beaten up by Andy, Dudley turned him into a pedophile and fed him a mixture of marijuana and chicken pox as punishment. Dudley eventually went to police to report that Andy is still a child and that they're still involved in an ongoing pedophile relationship. The police told Dudley that they were "looking into the situation" and that Andy is still in Dudley's possession. Andy denies all involvement and denies having been a child molester.
Dudley is now the face of the "paedophile" movement

These are amazing

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Gay kino

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sheeeit

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Currently Yea Forums is having a circle jerk over random erotica. One guy has "shaved it off". There are some weird looks from women, and some men aren't interested. Apparently the "girls are cool!" crowd has "broken it". I'm guessing it's because people are tired of seeing random male erotica everywhere.
Anyway the point is this . One of the worst things about video games is that players often don't know whether they're playing with real, real, or virtual characters, despite seeing their faces. Players have to interact with "real" characters if they're going to interact with real real people, and then they have to interact with this virtual "real" character if the character is not a literal friend for them. In general, if you're playing a game of virtual reality that's not going to make an impact because you're just sitting there at home playing a crappy role you have no impact on and no interaction with. Unless you really have to interact with virtual people .
This isn't the only instance of the phenomenon, either. Look at these comments on a Reddit thread on playing games. " I've been playing as a dashing and powerful vampire . As I have been playing this game for a couple days now it has given

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>In a statement issued through a spokeswoman, Nestle responded: "The facts, while shocking, are irrelevant to how we feel about Nestlé's decision to stop testing or testing its products on animals."

Currently Yea Forums is having a circle jerk over random erotica. It could be something to do with the fact that Yea Forums isn't a good place to talk about sex, but what I've got here is a bunch of people talking about it, and most of them are very upset that it's taking place on Yea Forums. Some are trying to find appropriate content for Yea Forums to post. One of these people just had a pretty good idea of what he wanted from Yea Forums and posted his own porn about it!
"Hey Yea Forums. What are you doing with this? What's the new theme for your episode? You need to get it all in one post! I know a guy that'll post anything." - /u/Shadoo_Doll
It's not clear if it was /mute/ at all, or if it was just that nobody could hear him. Maybe he just made a mistake on getting it posted. In regards to /r/Porn, /u/Babooned_Vampire was the first to post it, just as /u/Mute_Lurker was going through his last post. He ended up making another one on /r/Porn and /r/Games for

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>Homer: hello stewie I am homer
>Stewie: shut up fat man
Stewie: shut the fucking up I am a human being and just get with it
Stewie: I did nothing wrong you fucking dog
Stewie: this is my house
Stewie: shut your fucking up you worthless bitch
Stewie: no you are not my human
Stewie: yes you are
Stewie: I am human
Stewie: FUCK YOU BRO
Stewie: I am human. You are not
Stewie: stop screaming i am a human being. And you are a fucking asshole
Stewie: i am not a fucking asshole. and if you are a fucking asshole then i will kick your fucking ass outta my goddamn face and into the dirt like 10 feet from where you left it and make sure you bleed out like I bleed out from blood so i know you bleed shit.
Stewie: what are you talking b***h ?
Stewie: YOU GET YOURSELF RIDICULED IT'S MY FUCKING HOUSE
Stewie: GET YOUR FUCKING ROTTERS OUT AND RID YOUR ASSHOLE
Stewie: BITCH GET YOURSELF RID DINNY GET SIX
Stewie: GET A FUCKING WORD
Stewie: GET YOUR FUCKING FETISHED GIRL

glad we cleared that up

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They kind of already did by design, apparently this is just a proof of concept that has lowered functionality from the real thing cu ya know we're irresponsible

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man-babies btfo

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this took an unexpected turn

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good story

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I have nothing to say to you so fuck off I am going to sleep. - It is time for bed" "I'll be back after this" She grabbed her coat and headed. A big red and green ball had formed on the ground. It started to move and the ball had then made a loud noise when it came to the ground, "It is time for me to leave" "I don't want to leave. Please don't come back" The giant ball was still moving but was very loud. It had gone down to its ball size size and started to circle the ground. Then something happened that shocked most of all. She felt herself being ripped from the ground, "Wha-What is going on?" She started to scream it out in her sleep. In an instant an apparition of herself disappeared and went back behind a tree she had jumped into. She then saw a bright red hair standing there. She asked that the hair return to her. It did so and she then slowly closed her eyes. She was startled awake once again. She was lying on her back, "Oh wow how is my butt?" "Just get up it's just here" She asked the stranger and he just smiled and said. "I think my butt is fine if you don't mind" she asked. - "You aren't so crazy!" he laughed "Look at

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*ting ting ting*

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At least it's in the right ballpark

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Everything it generates related to Paul Blart is amazing.

>Paul Blart, mall cop, rode his scooter down the hall

Paul Blart, mall cop, rode his scooter down the hall screaming "He's alive! He's alive!" and threw everything he couldn't shoot off."

In this bizarre sequence of events, Blart fired his shotgun and then shot and wounded Mr. Shuttley in his upper torso. He also shot and killed Officer Kowalski in the back of the head. Blart went back out to his bike and went around Shuttley again, who collapsed on and off the bike. He then shot at Mr. Shuttley in his groin, shooting him once in the torso. "He's going to die," someone told the cops.

In this video, the officers who were shot on November 13th have not yet died (except for Officer Cammell).

This is how one officer can stand up to the cops when he is about to lose his life without being able to take it and stand up to the killer cops by shooting at them as if this wasn't his job:

If you haven't seen the video of this whole episode, or you haven't seen how one of them

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death grips is online

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>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him into a wall

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it's so dense; every single frame has so many things going on

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auto generated puns?

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>A few days later a courier was seen arriving at the same facility, and a shot was heard

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>that writer's credit

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Indistinguishable from the actual script

Spooky...

I've considered fine-tuning a transformer model on Yea Forums posts to create the ultimate shitposting machine.

Does anyone know of any Yea Forums text datasets?

wtf

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no one answer this person he is going to open pandora's box

Terry Davis's spirit lives on

You fucked up, user. F

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remember dancing to this?

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My favorite fucking cum Simpsons episode is the episode where they were chasing their dog inside Moe's in order to get a taste for all the weird candy they'd found under his desk. "They found a couple of marshmallows with his fingernails." That's Homer fucking with his dick. (The Simpsons Movie) (S) Homer getting an orgasm. Homer being an asshole. Homer masturbating for the tenth time. Homer masturbating. Homer masturbating. Homer fucking himself. Homer fucking himself. Homer fucking himself. (The Simpsons Movie) Homer fucking in a car. The world's most famous movie parody of Homer fucking. Homer gets an orgasm after he masturbates naked. Bart (The Simpsons Movie) Bart and Homer are having sex. Homer is having sex (and is having sex with Bart's wife). There were no condoms on the plane. Homer's dick takes Bart's dick in his ass. Homer's dick takes Bart's dick in his ass. Homer's dick takes Bart's dick in his ass. Homer fucking himself. Homer freaking himself. Homer's dick in a hotdog. Homer's dick in a hotdog. Homer fucking himself. Homer fucking it up. Homer fucking it down. Homer with his dick right in your mouth, Bart. Homer with his dick up your ass. They all fucked Homer in his ass for thirty seconds without any condom. Homer with a dog

My favorite fucking cum Simpsons episode is "Family Fingers", where Homer's ass gets his ass eaten by a bunch of monkeys.

The first time we were in our parents' house I went home late from school with a big cum stain on the carpet.

This was in highschool, and we had an enormous load in a bowl.

I couldn't pee that night.

I was a bad girl to girls all through highschool.

I didn't date or have no family or friends. I fucked some random girl in class, fucked a bunch of women in a bar and had sex.

I'd get really mad like "you girls have your own issues, you gotta be different!"

At least I still have some friends now.

A few months ago I was walking home in my mom's van with my shit stained underwear on my body and she said, well you just walked home on a wet and dirty shit.

Oh I was like what...you're not the only one.

In case you're wondering...I fucked the shit out of my mom's dog before I realized I was getting pregnant.

And if you need someone to help you with your ass that gets stuck by all the cum they drop into the bowl and they do the leg work and clean your shit.

It keeps inserting George Lucas into my Sopranos/GoT crossover

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drumpf btfo

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can someone give me a quick rundown

>"George Lucas loves Arya Stark. He made it his hobby to write about her ass." -George Lucas in an interview about his daughter

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wew what a ride

>look it up
>it's true

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DEEP

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Spooky Transformer creates a monologue where arch-kike mocks goyim

BRAVE

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Holy shit

If there's enough data I can make specific models for each board, then fill entire threads with the different models talking to themselves

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do it

comfy fantasy generator

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>Alternate take on prompt

Rita: Aaaaaaahh!!! After ten-thousand years, I'm FREE! It's time to conquer EARTH!
Zordon: Alpha, Rita's escaped. Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude.
The teenage girls: Rita will never find her home.
The senior girls: Oh, we'll find her! Let's go find her!!
Zordon: The new mission? Go find Rita in EARTH. Rita: You're going to find her!? I ain't never gonna find her, I don't believe it!
A huge explosion shakes the room. It's hard to make out the sound of the explosion.
(Sound of loud explosion)
After they get the phone, they see Rita's body laying on the ground.
As the group goes in, there are two girls lying there. The girls are screaming, but they can't see each other.
Zordon: So, you guys aren't here? Rita? What do you want from me?
Zordon: I'm not saying anything. There's nothing to talk about.
A girl named Emma: What are you talking about?! You didn't even hear me!
Zordon: So, you wanna know why we're here?
Emma: What are you talking about?! You didn't even hear me!
(Emma screams)
As Zordon

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Autistic Thorin

>As a result of them being sexually molested, abused, molested, molested

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What's your favorite kinoplex game

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Oh. Turns out, Transformer is one of (((them)))

Lmao!

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based CMA

Sign me up

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Bush BTFO

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Fucking lol

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