Never send an Iron Man to do an Iron Woman’s job

Was this a legitimate line in that cape shit? I'm so sick of the "u go gurrrrllll" movement. Every fucking piece of western media has been taken over by it.

include me in screenshot

Yup. She actually said it

Yes, not as bad as the other one

>Gay ass incel does Pirouette, and walks out of theater.

Based and dad pilled

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If you did a 360, you would be faced in the exact same direction as when you started.

runs

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It says right there he walked dum dum

That is the joke

> Truly, he is Godzilla: King of the Monsters.

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LMAO BASED

THEY DID A FEW OF THESE SUPER COUPLE SHOTS

WASP FLYING ANTMAN AROUND WAS LAME

IRON DUO BACK TO BACK BLASTING LASERS AT EVERYTHING WAS PRETTY GOOD

Why is the angry stronk wahman concept so cringy? I get second hand embarrassment every time I see one of these cunts on screen, it feels like being threatened by a fat kid and I just burst out laughing every single time.

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I think the concept is fine it’s just always so poorly executed.

Cringe

DILATE

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based

>newfags can't into 360

marvel is gonna die now that all the alisters are out

>implying RDJ made it back to a-list before cast as stark

they'll make a few more. at least one unknown.

Because think about how the scary angry man concept is done, it's either stone cold or screaming violent rage. Stronk women tends not to do either of those and mostly goes this passive I'm angry route which falls flat.

It's always cringey to see anyone acting like ultimate badasses. It's just that you're more forgiving when it comes to men, because you're a man yourself. But women have been rolling their eyes and scoffing at male badass characters forever. Now that women are getting their own, it's our turn to roll our eyes. But if we were really being objective, both sexes look retarded trying so hard to appear hard.

>It's just that you're more forgiving when it comes to men, because you're a man yourself
2 IQ post right here

WOMEN ARE SOFT

MEN ARE HARD

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I was debating whether I should finally get around to seeing Endgame in a theater before it goes away. Seeing Paltrow in an Iron Man suit is enough to steer me away so thanks OP.

entertainment.theonion.com/iron-man-2-buzz-heats-up-over-rumors-gwyneth-paltrow-ge-1819594902

is this an edit? those flarring nips and the wonky perspective on her tiny arm

A woman posted this

ok im going with based

PRESUMABLY THE SUIT DOES ALL THE COMBAT BY ITSELF, SHE CLEARLY HAS NO TRAINING

BUT THEN JUST USE THE DRONE SUIT LIKE HE SENT TO SAVE SPIDERMAN IN HOMECOMING

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>assuming its gender
ishygddt

This works, because it has a campy feel to it. You're not supposed to take this seriously. The drama is clearly just a pretense for hammy action spectacle.

kek

What kinda RPK stock is that??? I want one

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most based thing i have read

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BASED

t.cuckold

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>being a girl on Yea Forums

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Why is everyone responding to this post as if it were brilliant or something? It's kind of funny. Not too clever.

If unbanned then based!

ITS BOTH SEXIST AND FUNNY

2 FOR 2

CLASSIC 4CHANNEL

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Classic

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ayyy

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the difference is that men are built to fight and protect. so if youre rolling your eyes at a man fighting to protect something or someone, you are faulty at a biological level. your instincts should be telling you he is a protector and you should be on his side, not "ugh men".

your brain is broken if thats how you view action heroes

I give that joke 4 stars!

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You wish you wrote it

and they say Yea Forums has gone to shit

he's a (you) farmer. All those replies are literally just him and his vpns

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>for women
Sure thing tranny, now how about you fuck off

Yeah I’m thinking he’s based

I'd like to sniff inside that braaapsuit

kek

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Probably because someone a fat neckbeard can hold down and rape trying to act tough is just laughable?

Dammit I laughed

Audibly pushed air out of my nose and grinned. Based.

it was a moonwalk

What would they have done if she had huge boobs?
Would you just build a big metal cavity into the armor?

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The problem is that they're writing these stronk woman characters basically as a man, which from a logical standpoint just feels retarded.

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*DOES A 360 AND MOLESTS U*

HEEE-HEEEE SHAMONNE

ITS NANOTECH DONT GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT

lost

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well, yeah obivously

a cavity would fuck her up if she was fighting people swords and axes and stuff, where they could tear into the boob bulges

but Rescue doesnt fight stuff like that so it wouldn't matter

Tiny little nanobots would have to stretch over more and more boob meat

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>Tony: Mwah, gotta protect the ones I love
>...
>Here's a suit I made for you, come fight my most feared enemy, I'm sure you'll be just fine

kill yourself walking hole

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god i just get absolutely seething everytime i see this potatofaced retarded cunt

Leave

SO WHAT THEIR ENDLESS ITS A TOTAL ASSPULL

IRONMAN WAS GOOD BEFORE THE MAGIC NANOSUITS

VALE

BUT THANOS WAS GONNA SNAP 100% OF THE UNIVERSE THIS TIME SO SHE'D BE DEAD STAYING AT HOME ANYWAY
THE SUIT IS DOING ALL THE WORK SHES JUST ALONG FOR THE RIDE

>THE SUIT IS DOING ALL THE WORK SHES JUST ALONG FOR THE RIDE
If you leave out the person you can add more suit inside. Or perhaps a series of increasingly smaller suits.

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Reminder that Ultimate Reed killed literally millions of people because of this cunt...

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THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASON FOR THERE NOT TO BE AN ENDLESS ARMY OF IRONMAN DRONE SUITS BLASTING THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING

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Kek

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Lmao

Because that idea worked out so great with Ultron, right?

this is pretty fucking insightful. It is all bullshit.

RUSSIAN HACKERS

SHOULDA INSTALLED NORTON

t. MASCULINITY IS BULLSHIT! REEEEEE TOXIC *FLOPS WRIST*

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Why didn't Tony just make Supersuits for everyone on the team?

Cringe

BASED BASED BASED

Except male bad-asses actually exist in the real world. Women can't even take their own garbage out.

Why did Tony never mention that Obadiah Stane looks exactly like Jeff Bridges?

No, fighting and protecting is all cool. It's the "badass" attitude that's lame. Taking yourself so seriously, and expecting others to do so too. It's the pretense that's cringy. Not that actual act of protecting.

Yeah, and the ones who just work hard, and perform well are all awesome. The ones who posture and preen, working to present the perfect image of the badass, those guys are cringey.

Because when men get angry they can hurt or even kill you.

When a woman gets mad she screams and cries and asks to see your manager.

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my man

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Because women are weak and they need to indulge in these fantasies to feel like they're in power. It doesn't help that Hollywood has been trying to take a stand against traditional gender roles but they forget that its simply biological. Women rely on men to initiate violence when they feel threatened, its been that way since the dawn of men and its not going to change. Its a father's duty to make sure he risks his life by any means so that his partner and child won't die. This is reason why men's entertainment is about doing reckless things like in Jackass or about saving family with all guns blazing like in Commando. Our lives are far too comfortable to realize that so its easy for women think they are capable of such things. When reality hits them hard and they'll lay broken and raped, the only thing that could have saved them was another man who loves her. This is why its important for men to remind them that they have no place in these movies.

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Yikes. Lots of really cringe losers in this thread that need to have sex or at least get jobs.

uh oh time to dilate

Is that my boy Blaine the Train?

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Fucking BASED!

Why do incels pretend to be masculine online? Everyone knows you're all fat momma's boys

Hire me then fuckwad

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> more like Iron My Shirts Woman lmao

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I finally started an actual comic, since you retards won’t stop spamming capeshit everywhere. I read Irreedeemable, because it seemed to be at least respected.
It was alright, but I think I’ve hit the crux of the issue: if you can write, you don’t fucking write comic books. So what you end up with are these one dimensional figures, which is perfectly fine for preteens, which are the intended audience. But then you drag agendas into it, and suddenly these mediocre writers have to branch out from one dimensional men to one dimensional woman, and a one dimensional man is boring and generic, but a one dimensional woman is awkward and embarrassing. It’s why bechdels law is so silly. I don’t want to see your poorly written character anymore than I have to, and giving them a sex change just makes them more unlikable. And I say that as the ultimate contrarian who will argue that a well written female character is more interesting than a well written male character.

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lol

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Damn that's based.
Can I suck your cock?

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>more like Iron My Shirts Woman lmao

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I legit started crying when this scene happened. It was the moment I knew it was over for white men. They have won. Now I just hope my wife's bull doesn't beat me too hard before he fucks her. Hopefully trump can maga soon.

based

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>more like Iron My Shirts Woman lmao

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And then I told her to get me a beer and clean the dishes!

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First Post Shitty Post
Second Post Based Post

Underrated

>YWN KNOW WHAT THIS JOKE REALLY WAS

100% CHANCE IT WAS SOMETHING SEXIST LMAO

1980S GRAB EM BY THE PUSSY

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Well played user

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back to rebbit samefag

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wtf this is based and redpilled?

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Is the bluray torrent out yet? I'm behind on the avengers memes.

based

NOT FOR MONTHS, AUGUST MINIMUM
ITS LITERALLY STILL IN THEATERS DUE TO DEMAND

CAPTAIN MARVEL SHARTED OUT HER BLURAY ALREADY LMAO

CM2 IS GONNA FLOP SO HARD WITHOUT AN ENDGAME TO RIDE ON

Her name is Rescue

Its like this with /pol/ here now. Any mildly amusing joke against women, blacks, Jews and other minorities is treated like comedy gold

Why does anyone even need to be inside the suit? Didn't Tony figure out how to pilot them remotely like 4 movies ago?

it's a samefag replying to his own post and periodically bumping this shit thread

Lmao. Women officially on suicide watch

Not with 103 posters in the thread.

holy fucking based

>what is dynamic IP

I can bump my own thread after 5 mins

If the IP is dynamic, how do you know its a samefag?

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Ah that's a shame. Guess the memes will keep going over my head.

>these replies
Is this site full of robots now? Wtf is this shit?

it's kind of obvious. it's funny but not that funny

Because every strong women is just a man in a women's body.
People think strong = masculinity because men have run the world up until now or some bullshit
Women have been strong in their owns ways, and I wish people had to balls to write females characters that actually embrace femininity as a role model or whatever.

>it's kind of obvious.
How so?

No it's pretty funny

fucking kek

epic

nice

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when did she learned to pilot the armor?

lurk more and you'll see, newfag

this is on /r/Yea Forums

I've been here for ten years, explain your reasoning.

Ironman 3

This cringe thread is still going?

>116742752

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>more like Iron My Shirts, Woman
>lmao

THE TOPPEST READING

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>explain your reasoning

1. Faggots who spam-reply their own posts exist.
2. Here we see a post being spammed with replies.
3. It's probably samefaggotry.

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IF ITS SAMEFAGGOTRY IT DESERVED SAMEFAGGOTRY

THE POST IS SO DENSE, LIKE POETRY

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Or its a bunch of people spamming to piss people like you off.
Trolling is a art, after all.

Based masterbater

I'm not pissed, I'm just very smart and observant.

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

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imagine all the time it took for this sperg to click on all these posts.

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less time than the samefag spent replying to his own post

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The real superhero was technology all along

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look at the poster count faggot

see this newfag

Go back.

Because in real life when a woman chimps out she gets her butt kicked immediately. And women know in a face-to-face confrontation they don't have a chance. That's why they use all the tricks they have to avoid it and rather backstab you or manipulate a white knight to fuck you up. The whole concept of a woman being an angry bitch and getting away with that is just too much of a stretch from real life. For some reason it suppose to look progressive. Which is funny because feminists fighting against "toxic" masculiity and they keep making female charactes act like a most annoying overcompensating douchebag you can imagine.

Wait, was this the film that kept trying to get kids to check out Captain America's ass? Fucking degenerates.

Bechdel test is retarded. Shawshank or the Green Mile redemption don't pass but they're still good movies.

cope

stop being a newfag or at least know networking basics

this is why i come to this website
god praise you. based.

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Funny shit, you deserve a medal

based user calling out samefaggotry

>imagine all the time it takes to download and then reply to a shitty joke only to be btfo by the first (you) that isnt yours

So the entirety of womankind is week and because you are a man it by default makes you emotionally stronger?
How’s middle school treating ya?

oh you

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ignoring who's inside the suit looked hot
send help I don't want to be a robotfucker

Insanely based

aw shit here we go again

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literally kill yourself

>Sir our tanks have been destroyed by the enemy's rpg
>Well time to stop building tanks then.

Overrated post.

its just the guy who made the post samefag replying to himself and occasionally some other retard chimes in too so he can feel like he fits in
happens all the time

wouldn't that mean they have to stop building rpg instead?

THERES A WOMAN, GOING ROUND, TAKING NAMES

Women make up 53% of the population and most men will go see the movie no matter how much they pander to women.

It's basic business.

HAHA!!1!!!11

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CALL THE COPS THERE HAS BEEN A MURDER

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hahaha jesus christ

BIG IRON ON HER HIP

You retards said the first one would flop too

epic

Source?

put me in the cap my nigga

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Boom

fuck off fagot

lmao

Yeah, the analogy doesn't work.
Tony gave Ultron his army, didn't turn out well, so he did build them anymore.

ebin

Holy shit, his last expression captured it perfectly

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Lol ! You should write quips for Disney

not emotionally, phisically

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Lmao, when will women ever recover?

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Which one of these quotes is real?

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Have sex

>Rescue
What a shit name. Should've been Iron Maiden.

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But she did. For 5 years

>be literal Chad ThunderCock
>supergenius who can stretch his dick
>still ain’t enough for the roastie
The Maker did nothing wrong.

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LEL

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Hard as steel user, hard as steel

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i dont like that actoress

meta bait or newfriend?

PUTA

thank you for your service

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underrated

holy mother of BASED

People like you are the reason every shitty hero has to make retarded quips ever 5 seconds. They become so afraid that some pretentious post modern faggot will think that their character takes themselves too seriously. I despise it so much. I'd rather have a character end up being cheesy than the self aware garbage that you strive so hard to achieve.

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Thanks for the (You)s

based phoneposter

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no thank YOU my friend :)

It always fails because 99% of the time these women aren't threatening or intimidating whatsoever, so when you go to the work to put them in these epic, action movie poses, it come off as laughable
Women can be strong and aggressive in the right contexts, usually in some kind of social drama, but a woman screaming looks more like a kid playing pretend than it does anything heroic or badass

Seriously? It's basic mathematics you fucking imbecile. There are 360 degrees in a circle. Therefore, if you turn 360 degrees, you turn around, thus ending up in the opposite direction. Think before you post next time.

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>Cop doesn't have a gun
The absolute state of bongland

>my turn
That is literally something Iron Man says in the first movie

Ok now THIS is epic

based oldfig
>newfigs taking this bait seriously kek

basado y rojopillado

360 degrees is the ultimate newfag filter.

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Check the EXID retard. They’re clearly not him

NOW THIS IS PODRACING

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newcribge and entered sneeeed

Holy shit
Feminists are kill

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B A S E D

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B A S E D
A
S
E
D

unironically based

Except that the weapon is being used against them and almost wiped out mankind. Your analogy is shit and short lived.

unironically cringe for still responding to the samefag

What a madman.

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Based

based

266 Replies; 185 Posters
Whole Lotta Samefagging Goin On

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Based

include me in sceencap my nigga

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send link lmao

those fucking stick arms

please don't include me in the screencap

Can I get a *You*? haven't received one today

based

no

brehs

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...

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you can't say that

lmao based

116742752
are you guys kidding me? it did not deserved that many (You)'s

Shut up you fucking retard

fucking madlad. my sides are now orbiting pluto. put me in the screen cap

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Fucking got em

underrated post

put me in the screencap

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Fucking based and ironingpilled to be fully and frankly truthful with you all

Because history is built by actual angry stronk men. If a bitch tried this at anytime for the past 4 thousand years, that'd be a black eye and back in the kitchen. It's simply too far out of the realm of believability.

Say what you want about Brie Larson but I’d really like her to smother me with her tits.

black eye lol

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sigh, here's your (you)

go celebrate with a mcdonalds

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what about her butt? or lack there of?

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA

Very, very nice.

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What about it? She doesn’t need to turn her back to me, just means I won’t be able to see dem TTs

Because it has never, ever happened like that, ever. Even women in the military are jokes relegated to support roles.

It's not that women can't be strong or useful in other ways it's just that they're trying to have Chihuahua's do a German Shepherd's job, so to speak. We live in a bizarro world so detached from the reality of human nature that people can invent fantasies like this with plausible deniability, and yet all the women around you are nothing like this and you're aware of that.

Oh Jesus fuck!!! *drops to knees*
>*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

Babby's first day on the Internet.

No sweatie. Turn 270 clockwise and 90 anticlockwise. you just turned 360.

Fucking kek

What the hell is this from?

blessed webm