They don't put that part in the songs.
They never tell you how they shit themselves
Nolan Martinez
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Jonathan Clark
caved in her breastplate with one swing of the BOOOOOAAARRRRR
Matthew Brown
We'll always have the smol rol
Angel Price
But she hadn't eaten for days user
Ryder Thompson
nothing but maggoty bread
Colton Miller
KINGSLAYER GET IN HERE
We're telling incest stories.
Mine was some Snow boy over the high seas from Dragonstone. My dragon took a spear so I was on ship, sailing over the waves. He came knocking for me, this dumb Northern lad, thinking he could further the Targaryen line with a single thrust of his sword. I pushed him down to the bed, GODS, I WAS HOT THEN. Caved in his pelvic bone, probably crushed every spermling he had. Got up over him, his fat pink mast straight in the air. Before I brought myself down on him, he shouted "WAIT! WAIT!"
>chuckles
They never tell you how they all jizz themselves. They don't put that part in the songs. Now the Targaryens are extinct, unlike everyone else. He could have lingered in my bed like a smart boy and today his wife would be making him happy, his sons would be dragons and he wouldn't have to wake three times in the night to piss into the snow.
NEW EPISODE!!!
Caleb Rivera
someone post the sunset pasta
Eli Carter
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
Jack Ross
But your grace, the show is over
Jack Ross
Baratheon is the gayest house of Westeros. They even have a fucking Bambi as their sigil, stags are known for copulate with the other beta males when their lose the female to an alpha male
Change my mind
Carter Green
Immagine her sucking a pulsating mass of worms out of her asshole like writhing spaghetti
Michael Ross
based
Easton Gonzalez
So. Make. MORE
Owen Gonzalez
In my dreams, I kill him every night.
A thousand deaths will still be less than he deserves.
Thomas Reyes
IS THAT WHAT OVER MEANS!
Nathaniel Stewart
I wish we had Solo roll gifs
Gabriel Morris
I heard she was a sex slave or something in Solo. Is that true?
Noah Murphy
it seemed like it was being implied at the beginning but then unfortunately no
Tyler Lopez
Queen of the ashes
Jeremiah Martinez
She could rebuild the city. Bran did it easely
Jayden Carter
It was snow
Juan Davis
You, as well as I, know, that as the years decline, and the memories stale, and all your great victories fade, it will always be remembered, you left your Queen in Yi Ti
Luke James
Truly this generations Tolkien
Luke Davis
Sunset found her squatting in over my face, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more I drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier I grew.
Brody White
Alexander Morgan
She was a secretary/implied gf to some crime lord who rescued her or something
Brody Long
BRAVO AMERICAN TOLKIEN
Jose Perez
Based Robert somehow is still demonstrably the single best king the show ever had.
Ayden Gomez
Isaiah Murphy
thank god this show is over. the last 2 weeks were unbearable
Liam Bailey
The king who had bankrupt the kingdom?
Charles Williams
BRAN THE BANKRUPT
William Young
I want the Valyria series to happen just so /got/ can truly continue
Caleb Hernandez
me with the camera having lunch with my wife, daenerys targaryen
Jaxson Price
You think Emilia would be into shit play?
Jack Nguyen
Me in the holder
Juan Gutierrez
At least they were all fucking alive. Literally cannot be said for any of his competitors. Robert pardoned everyone he could after winning the throne and everyone was doing alright.
Cooper Gomez
A DOTHRAKI WHORE ON AN OPEN SEA NED
Brandon Lopez
>h-hes looking at me user, what do i do now?
Mason Wood
"Mine was some Targaryen girl at the battle of King's Landing” John says. “My wolf took an arrow, so I was on foot, slogging through the ash. She came running at me, this dumb high-born girl, thinking she could end the war with a single word”
Tyler Taylor
Imagine being drogon, flying away with your Mommy's corpse in your mouth, suddenly there's a rancid taste that fills your mouth as it begins drizziling from between her legs.
Cue scene of Dany's body falling from the sky as Drogon begins puking as he flies away.
Mason Butler
She had a post-genocide feast, hence her plump healthy appearance here
Jacob Jackson
Can't find her hot ever since "Rastafarian Targaryen-Gate"
Hudson Anderson
you mean footfag pandering: the music video?
Ethan Baker
"I kissed her on the lips. Gods, she was cute then. Right before I plunged the dagger in, she said: Break the wheel with me!"
Jaxon Ramirez
Jesus she is fucking FAT there
Nicholas Flores
do you have a link? haha
Jack Davis
and thats a good thing!
Julian Nguyen
Do you like fat girls lol?
Aiden Taylor
1st For the purest and most beautiful queen who ever was or will be!
/ecg/ Lad of my Lad, will you protect her smile?
Nathan Ramirez
Cute dany reporting
Jacob Rogers
I would literally sell my soul to get Emilia gf
Alexander Gutierrez
Cutest psycho!
Logan Lewis
depends on the distribution
Nicholas Martin
she really looks her best in 8
Benjamin Johnson
QUEENSLAYER, KINSLAYER, CHILDSLAYER, MAN WITHOUT HONOUR
Matthew Barnes
>killing your aunt/gf and her unborn nephew/son
A fucking murderer
Sebastian Clark
CUTE
Hunter Howard
sometimes I like to dream
Jack Garcia
dont forget coward
Angel Taylor
She's top tier wife material, very motherly
Ayden Harris
>Oh no don't kill poor Varys
>her adviser was literally trying to poison and kill her
FUCK JON SNOW
Jacob Barnes
>fat
Brandon Taylor
She was pregnant and Jon swore never to father a bastard
Parker Miller
THEN FUCKING MARRY HER, THE DAMNED FOOL
Tyler Thomas
I DUN WAHN IT!
Angel Hernandez
She also destroyed a whole city and killed thousands of people tho
Jace Taylor
Jonathan Jackson
>She also destroyed a whole city and killed thousands of people tho
AND, SHE CAN BURN 20 FUCKING MORE IF NEEDED
Alexander Phillips
And looked damn cute while doing it
Ian Brooks
holy fucking based
Matthew Foster
Camden Davis
THIQUE
Isaac Phillips
Good acting, everyone knows girls don't poop
Jace Wilson
weak bait targshit
Grayson Johnson
A FUCKING BAMBI AS SIGIL
HORNS AKA THE UNIVERSAL KEK SIGN ON ARMORS
Joshua Flores
>innocent
>tried to rape Sansa
>threw rocks and shit at their king
>cannibalized high Septon
>innocent
Geez they really sold you with the crazy music huh
Kayden Turner
she had genocided an entire city. Women children, pregnant women. She deserved exactly what she got.
Easton Campbell
>Dany gives her gay speech
>wait her finish
>take her by the hand
>take her to the throne
>she sits
>kneel in front of her
>MUH KWEEN
>take of her boots
>massage her stinky and sweaty feet after a day of genocide
>lick the sweat from her pinky sole
>m-muh queen
>take of her leather pants
>the aroma of sweat, ass, dragon and pussy is really strong
>eat her dragon ass
>fuck her missionary position on the throne
>savage sex after-genocide, she's really wet
>live the good life being a king and burning children
Fuck it, that what i would do. Fuck muh nights watch
Carter Cruz
>she had genocided an entire city. Women children, pregnant women.
I don't see the problem
Ryan Hall
who the fuck cares about peasants lmao are you a faggot
Matthew Wilson
After 72 episodes all the Lords suddenly decided they cared about smallfolk
Easton Johnson
Fuck KL. Incest rumors. All the other infamous Lannister shit. The mysterious deaths of her husband and 3 children in the space of like 5 years. They deserve to burn for allowing this.
The opportunity for a surrender is literally the kindest thing you can hope for in open warfare and KL had several.
Blake Reyes
im not sure if this makes me more or less convinced of her purported indian heritage
Jack Wood
She solved the starvation and overpopulation problem. No more insignificant peasants to waste the crown resources
Charles Ross
I apreciate authors portraying death little more realistically
Aiden Davis
Incredibly cute!
Nolan Reyes
Going to /x/ right fucking now
Julian Lopez
I love her so much bros
Jack Parker
Only your soul? heh
Nicholas Davis
Evil writers
Jordan Anderson
Brad fucking Pitt already bid 150,000$ for a night with her. How can we even compete?
Gavin Anderson
Brad Pitt lost tho
Mason Russell
He lost nigga, also It was a charity to watch the GoT premiere
Jonathan Fisher
>How can we even compete?
By being a regular out of the industry down to earth 6' fit bearded guy.
Aaron Ward
Bran the Broke
Brayden Reyes
All I need is the horse
Angel Morgan
I love the osha bit "her cunt became the world"
Noah Gutierrez
>ywn come home from a long day of work to see her taking care of your newborn son
Look! Daddy's home!
Joshua Barnes
Austin Watson
>her cunt became the world
>fast pink mast
What is George even trying to accomplish with shit like this?
Nicholas Russell
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Justin Long
Oliver Turner
>when the thread gets pruned
Levi Murphy
She had a psychotic break, what's done is done and I'm not gonna kill a fucking family member over it especially since she had good reasons to snap like she did
Hunter Johnson
BRING ME THE ONE THEY CALL JANNY
Blake Parker
This causes me physical pain.
Andrew Roberts
I thought this was a koala in the thumbnail
Bentley Gonzalez
>genocide is bad
Jaxson Fisher
Nicholas Perry
shit wrong one
Luke Ramirez
FOUL MURDER
Carter Gomez
i hope a nice upstanding white man impregnates emilia soon. it would be a real shame if she just became a cool wine aunt
Adam Foster
What should her last words have been?
>W-When will they learn
Christopher Ross
Pregnancy is risky for her but i will give her the surrogacy Idea when i marry her
Parker Robinson
Jesus, look at that double chin. Exquisite. What a wonderful FAT queen she'd make, a big fat queen with a huge ass to spread across the Iron Throne.
Adam Long
*Tick Tock Times Running Out
Henry Ortiz
I think her silence spoke volumes honestly
Hudson Long
she cant have kids because of her aneurysm susceptibility, the blood pressure would kill her :(
Elijah Sanchez
Its really, literally and unironically unfair
Grayson Morgan
>tfw 32 years old
I've always planned on marrying younger, I may need to marry a LOT younger if I want to have kids.
James Gomez
just throw the fertilized egg in another woman
Aaron Cox
It doesn't matter If you're male
Gabriel Stewart
The real problem is an autism spawn
Christian Evans
Nicholas Nelson
So there's a chance?
Henry Cruz
There is
not for you tho
Charles Ross
Samuel Morgan
>those cheeks
>that double chin
yikes
David Williams
That's perfection bro
Eli Young
>Clogs the toilet
Be still my beating heart.
Wyatt Nelson
"They never tell you how they shit themselves."
But no one had to tell Dragon as he looked over her porcelain white body its warmth still steaming the nearby snow melting into her flesh.
No one had to tell Dragon because he knew every inch of his mothers body.
The words were never spoken that in order to be fully attached to him she would need to secure her milky thighs over a secret scale shaped to resemble a human penis she would need to part her pink lips over and provide enough lubricant to secure the protrusion to fit snugly into her womb. Only this dragon penis scale which coincidentally has all the nerves and feelings of a real penis and secretes an ejaculate that sprays hard enough to eject the dragon queen off when she needs to dismount.
The soldiers on the ground would never know the real smells and secretions that broke their chains.
Jace Murphy
Xavier Powell
Was it racist?
Landon Davis
>“I looked for you on the Trident,” Ned said to them.
>“We were not there,” Ser Gerold answered.
>“Woe to the Usurper if we had been,” said Ser Oswell.
>“When King's Landing fell, Ser Jaime slew your king with a golden sword, and I wondered where you were.”
>“Far away,” Ser Gerold said, “or Aerys would yet sit the Iron Throne, and our false brother would burn in seven hells.”
>“I came down on Storm's End to lift the siege,” Ned told them, and the Lords Tyrell and Redwyne dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”
>“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Arthur Dayne.
Better timeline if they had been at the trident?
Carson Ward
so many things wouldve changed, but jon mightve been married to dany anyway. they were made for each other and that dipshit murdered her because some reddit dwarf and cunt starks told him to.
Ryder Wright
Imagine the smell.
Landon Young
She hadn't eaten for says so no smell
Matthew Gonzalez
GOD I WANT AN EMILIA GF
Julian Rodriguez
God I wish that were me
Christopher King
ITS JUST NOT FAIR
Owen Edwards
Go home John McAfee. You are drunk.
Ayden Edwards
She was more of a servant and lover to a crime lord.
Brandon Diaz
Was this the part where she was shitting brown water?
Blake Taylor
Lmao.
Jack Collins
Wall coming through
Carson Rogers
Bad lighting and she doesn't even look that bad
Thomas Baker
>women age
No shit dude. Also,
>professionally touched up photo VS candid pap photo
She looked pretty fucking good at this event in May, so maybe stop posting bad photos where she's wearing bad makeup. Like most naturally beautiful women, Emilia looks worse with more makeup.
Julian Young
David Gray
What movie was this for?
Austin King
>t.
Jaxon Sanchez
it wasn't
Jace Ward
REMINDER SHES MARRIED AND HAS BEEN IMPREGNATED BY ANOTHER MAN
David Bailey
Delete this
Carson Brooks
no
Owen Johnson
>implying
Jose Butler
Ryan Lopez
Muh kek
Aiden Baker
Tanned Emilia is worst Emilia
Juan Collins
wowie
Charles Myers
At least this was in 2017, she already lost that weight
Luke Morgan
nigga pls
Michael Lopez
>unexpected pic of a person mid-emotion looks weird
no shit, jokes on you tho she still cute
Nathan Scott
OUCH!
Jack Foster
Daily reminder that "Emilia is fat/old" posters are simply high mutational load tranny mouthbreathers.
Luke Jones
?
Liam Hernandez
Her makeup artist fucked up here
Sebastian Harris
zoink!
Kayden Roberts
CUTEST WALL!
Joseph Martinez
But she's old bro, she's almost hitting the 40's. Menopause is coming
Thomas Bennett
i don't get it, you're posting that ironically or unironically
Dominic Turner
its an "experimental look" ok
Carson Lopez
OH NO NO NO NO
Aaron Perez
she never learned how to do makeup cute
Charles Turner
Based
Michael Jackson
She's 32. Women don't get menopause until around 50 on average. Take your Truvada and get back to your Sophie Turner thread.
Evan Sanchez
A few hundred wrinkles in time
Asher Perez
Unironically adorable.
Julian Johnson
nigga i need to know if you're shitposting the shitposter or you're posting that unironically thinking she's old or ugly
Eli Watson
lmao
Angel Moore
>nigga i need to know if you're shitposting the shitposter or you're posting that unironically thinking she's old or ugly
Kevin Jones
>joint paper
Dropped
Parker Smith
she cute
Matthew Flores
Brandon Perez
it's makeup shit
Lucas Davis
Wyatt Lopez
and smol
Austin Miller
>They never tell you how they all jizz themselves
Cameron Flores
Daniel Morgan
comfy. looks like pyjamas
Angel Watson
Daniel Stewart
Ian Smith
Yeah i want to feed and seed Emilia Clarke if you catch my drift
Zachary Sanders
Liam Collins
NORWAY
Jason Cruz
C U T E
Logan Stewart
Colton Hughes
Isaiah Powell
What's the name of this actress again? Amaelia Sark?
David Harris
Emma Chalk, I think.
Jordan Sanders
She deserved to die, but also deserved to have build up until that point. It's common to speak of heel turn. Bitch, what heel turn? There was no heel turn. She became the worst tyrant in GoT in seconds.
There should have been an event that put her in a position of sacrificing innocents or losing, murky enough to be justifiable as "more would have died if I hadn't", but that upon further thought you could come to the conclusion that it could have been handled differently. That is the event that should have made Arya and Sansa not trust her and make Varys reconsider and finally opt for treason.
Because of that event, Daenerys would have become remorseful and disillusioned with her quest to "break the wheel", and she would have to counter it by tuning her "it's my destiny" and sense of rightfulness to the max. Also, she would have discovered a certain sadistic enjoyment in torturing and killing innocents, becoming increasingly cruel to her own cabal.
THEN when the battle of King's Landing, everyone would have in mind what could happen. That's why Tyrion would be so worried and trying to rehearse with her how things should unfold. Then it would have made some sense that she decided to go bonkers on the whole city AFTER winning.
It's not that the heel turn sucked, it's that there was no fucking heel turn
Joseph Butler
Emily Blark?
Hudson King
>his fat pink mast straight
Lucas Anderson
Robert Long
There's no explanation for the city burning and never will have. Killing some slave masters and Tarly traitors is far different than killing 500,000 people
Jose Evans
How did people clean their asses after a shit in medieval times? I always wonder how bad it smelled everywhere