What's your favorite war movie Yea Forums?

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Romancing the stone is better desu senpai

The Birth of a Nation (1915)
The Big Parade
All Quiet on the Western Front
A Farewell to Arms (1934)
Battleground
Halls of Montezuma
Men in War
The Bridge on the River Kwai
The Guns of Navarone
The Longest Day
Lawrence of Arabia
Patton
Glory

>post favorite
>replies with thirteen (13) titles

Fuck off, boomer.

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>post your favorite
>other people post too
What the fuck? He asked MY favorite

maybe if you didn't have faggot taste he would have deleted the thread after you replied but here we are

>We haven't the facilities to take you all prisoner...sorry. We'd like to but, we can't. Was there anything else?

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I don't like war. It's mean and boring.

this interaction actually happened and the guy with the umbrella was a real person

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digby_Tatham-Warter

>Major Allison Digby Tatham-Warter DSO (21 May 1917 – 21 March 1993), also known as Digby Tatham-Warter or just Digby, was a British Army officer who fought in the Second World War. He was most known for carrying an umbrella into battle.

>During the battle, Digby wore his red beret instead of a helmet and waved his umbrella while walking about the defences despite heavy mortar fire. When the Germans started using tanks to cross the bridge, Digby led a bayonet charge against them wearing a bowler hat. He later disabled a German armoured car with his umbrella, incapacitating the driver by shoving the umbrella through the car's observational slit and poking the driver in the eye

absolute mad lad

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I agree.

Movie should have been called just "Market Garden" or something so that the last line wouldn't be fucking movie-ruining cringe

Do you like sand?

BASEDADO
glorious empire brits of old

It made for a good game, though.

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Bump

Based. Does Dr. Strangelove count? If so, that's my favorite. If not, it's Munich. If that doesn't count, it's Blackhawk Down.

I still have this game around here somewhere, I doubt it'll run on windows 10 though

Black Hawk Down probably

Braveheart is up there, even if not historically accurate.

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Attack of the Clones. (I don't really like warmovies, to be honest.)

did braveheart have a tax policy?

I'm interested in knowing whether or not Strangelove and Munich count as war movies.

No, because that was the Bruce's job. Since he was king of the Scots.

Come and See

dr strangelove it's great
>mandrake, have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?

WHY?! I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT! SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT TO ME

the thin red line

>Come and See
>Oh my GOD!!! I can't believe this really happened! The Nazis were absolutely terrifying and evil beyond words!

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The Nazis did kind of suck. They were right about a lot of stuff, but they severely overcorrected.

Calm your tits Goebbels

Not war movie but 13 Hours.
I put it above Black Hawk Down because I prefer the characters.
I couldn't name a single person in BHD. I enjoy the movie but yeah.
13 Hours on the other hand, memorable guys.

I don't know his character's name, but you didn't like Eric Bana? He was the coolest.

I didn't say anything about not liking them.
Yes, he was a standout character.

Patton

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I haven't seen 13 hours. Do you think Bana's character in BHD is cooler than any of the characters in 13H?

>Ethan Hawke
>Tom Sizemore
>Orlando Bloom
>Tom Hardy

there were tons of A listers in BHD tho

Im talking characters, not actors.
I dont know dude, Tanto is pretty cool.

Star Wars - Empire strikes back

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I'll watch 13 Hours for Tanto. Thanks.
t. Barack Hussein Obama II esq.

It's incredible how the mere mention of this movie never fails at triggering dumbasses who likely have never even seen the movie like

STOP THERE
Why haven't you faggots seen Cross of Iron yet? Answer the colonel.

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Enemy at the Gates of course

Oh fuck, didn't even notice the other patrician in this thread

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If anyone doesn't like Braveheart they are a huge, enormous, gigantic, elephantine faggot

this

Lol I've seen it, it's a bunch of goofy arthouse sequences with an evil cartoon nazis ending where they are indiscriminately burning women and children alive for literally no reason as if that's a thing that ever happened. The only thing funnier than the over the top comic book ending church burning scene is imaging that people took it seriously and think they understand anything about the nazis or the war because they watched a low tier russian propaganda movie

you posted it baby
everyone in this thread is a pleb

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>as if that's a thing that ever happened
This newfag doesn't know about Dirlegang

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I can't remember the names of the characters from 13 Hours, but I'll recommend it because the action scenes are shot well.
>at night
>shooting each other like 20m apart on the streets
>one team is full of identical high speed low drag white operators and a couple of their sandnigger allies
>the other team is all similarly clothed sandniggers too
>can still easily see who is with who and who the camera is currently following
I know Bay gets shat on constantly, but I can't deny he knows how to frame the action scenes.

user I think you should look into the pacification of Belarus and the anti partisan measures used by the Dirlewanger and Kaminsky units.

But you won't, because you probably think those were all Judeo-Bolshevik lies, don't you?

dilate nazi tranny

>jews and movies told me it happened so it did

Epic

Where Eagles Dare

I agree

>the german uniform is a disgrace
no thanks
the only correct answer

>everything that doesn't align with my own narrative of history is a jewish conspiracy

Epic

Are you talking about the elite SS Dirlewanger Grenadier Brigade?

Dirlewanger was a convicted pedophile before the war and hated by his own SS subordinates. What's so hard to believe?

>burning women and children alive for literally no reason as if that's a thing that ever happened.
Read about the Nazi occupation of Belorussia you obnoxious zoomer faggot might come as a shock but the nazis really were brutal

Ah yuh
*sip*
They dont make them like they used to

Call of Duty Black Ops

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ew some crusty old man?

>indiscriminately burning women and children alive for literally no reason
Do you understand how state terror tactics work faggot? To pacify a hostile population you intimidate the fuck out of them by doing shit like this.

>not Modern Warfare 2
rip in peace roach

incredibly based and redpilled

>IW shitters

Alright. I'll check it out.

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The Patriot

The Human Condition, one of the greatest films of all time. It's a real shame that its length puts people off from discovering it.

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Pic related, Letters from Iwo Jima and All Quiet on The Western Front are my favorites.

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Also.

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Stalin had racked up a higher bodycount before Hitler had gassed a single Jewish soul; this is a valid complaint about historical interpretation and context of WW2

Nazi Germany could have pacified entire Ukraine by not treating them like shit and allowing them to kill Russians. Funny how its backward race science worked against them.

>Stalin had racked up a higher bodycount before Hitler had gassed a single Jewish soul
Well obviously, Stalin was in power for longer and Hitler killed most of people during WW2, specifically during his invasion to Russia.

Brest Fortress/Fortress of War
I guess that belarus ended up with a quarter of their population dead and over 700 villages burnt to the ground is just fake and never happened, infact those people never existed, right?

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So what? Does the fact that Stalin killed more mean that German crimes never happened and weren't also atrocious

It means the Communist crimes pull rank on German crimes, were this not a clown world.

>the fact that Stalin killed more
It's not fact user, it's literally debunked cold war propaganda.

>entire Ukraine
Oh wow. Only idiots from Lviv believed Nazi see them as equals and not as useful idiots they were.

> Holodomor is "made up cold war propaganda"

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Yes, Nazis saw Ukrainians that way. And I'm stating it was a costly strategical error from Nazi Germany in war against USSR.

>war kino thread diverges into muh political nazi shit

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it literally always does why nu-Yea Forums white knights for Nazis is beyond me

> Surprised that Nazis get talked about in a war thread in Yea Forums.

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German genocide against Poles alone is enough to top hohlomor.

What does that have to do with the movie? It's a good film regardless of political stance.

... but allied genocide against Germans (1946-1950) comes to abt. 5.7 million dead, so that's another one for the liberal freedom fighters.

Full Metal Jacket

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Because of 9/11 they refused to show the movie in my country (Switzerland). I remember downloading the DVD rip on my birthday. What a great movie. I wish I didn't have to watch it on my computer though.
I was heavily into Airsoft at the time as well which was a bonus.

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>why nu-Yea Forums white knights for Nazis
Maybe because they live in a country that was never bombed

My niggas, came to say exactly this.

Most of the Europe was bombed by one or the other side in the war; only ones to escape were Amerimutts.

because it's the faggot /pol/ tards who shit the thread as soon as someone posts a soviet movie
>5.7 million
lmao, where'd you get that figure from

Did you mean the one when they killed the Germans by launching them from catapults and shooting mid-air with shotguns?

Jadotville is another great war movie in case you haven't seen it.

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> lmao, where'd you get that figure from

It's the approximate count of missing Germans.

October 1946
> Population of all occupied Germany in was 65,000,000, according to the census prepared under the ACC.

October 1946 - September 1950
> Returning prisoners who were added to the population numbered 2,600,000, according to records in the archives of the four principal Allies.
> Births according to the official German statistical agency, Statistisches Bundesamt, added another 4,176,430 newcomers to Germany.
> Expellees arriving totaled 6,000,000.

1950
> Total population before losses would have been 77,776,430, according to the Allies themselves.

1946-50
> Deaths officially recorded were 3,235,539, according to the UN Yearbook and the German government.
> Emigration was about 600,000, according to the German government.
> Thus the population found should have been 73,940,891.

But the census of 1950 done by the German government under Allied supervision found only 68,230,796. There was a shortage of 5,710,095 people, according to the official Allied figures (rounded to 5,700,000).

archive.org/details/CrimesAndMerciesTheFateOfGermanCiviliansUnderAlliedOccupation/page/n4

We can all guess how much of Harry Dexter White's "Morgenthau plan" was enabled to achieve these ends. Note that White was a Communist.

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>2019
>James Bacque
lmao people still fall for these memes?

>muh germans
cry more hans

YES

I'm not German nor do I have a favorite side in the II WW.

>all lies USSR STRONK
The cold war is over dude political officers aren't going to break into your home and take you to the gulag for not repeating party line bullshit.

>nor do I have a favorite side in the II WW.
yea no ones buying that retard.

Your 5.7 million estimate is the only one I've seen, most I've seen range from 500,000 to 2 million, but none as high as 5.7 million.

The Russian one with all the slo-mo shells hitting tanks and shit scenes

Is that supposed to be a tiger? Fucking lol

Yet the momentum is still enough to keep mutts repeat the the same wermacht dindu nuffin nonsense over and over.

Shut the fuck up dumb zoomer, you only came to think this because of Yea Forums threads about 'well I guess the real movie title were the friends we made along the way', the last line is alright and the last scene where credit rolls is beautiful.

Mash. The series.

The references are in the book; though for an internet historian hard to acquire. Approximately 31 million Germans (both ethnic and citizens) were moved in 1944-1948 in Eastern and Central Europe. If we assume of 10 million Jews in German Europe 6 million were killed, it doesn't seem far fetched for intentional starvation policies to shave that many Germans from 31 million.

>it doesn't seem far fetched for intentional starvation policies to shave that many Germans from 31 million.
That's not how it works retard you don't just "shave" numbers these estimates are backed up with tons of primary documentation and corroborated by independent scholars. The expulsion of Germans post-WW2 is well documented and I've never seen any credible estimates past 2 million. this 5.7 million is an anomaly and I've yet to see it corroborated by anyone credible

troy

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13 hours secret soldiers of bengazi
Is fucking amazing. I'm shocked because Michael Bay gets such shit. But he put together a good cast and set some amazing fight scenes

Seige of jadotville is surprisingly good. Good laid out fight scenes nd good cast

Vietnam films are as follows , full metal jacket, platoon, boys in company C , hamburger hill

Vietnam war documentary series. It's 10 episodes. It's very good

yeah they had to mock up a t-34-85 to look like a tiger because most tiger tanks aren't in working order then and now. the movie saving private ryan did the same.

Related

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This is the greatest and most underrated war movie of all time.

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After seeing dozens, I keep going back to Saving Private Ryan. Insanely ahead of its time, the entire war movie industry spent the next decade trying to catch up.
Sometimes I'm in the mood for comradery and searching for a noble cause in war, sometimes just balls out brutal action, and SPR is a perfect blend of the two everytime.

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thin red line

fuck war

>seminaked dudes on skirts sweating while they brawl with other naked dudes.
user, I... think the only faggot here might be you

Based

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Bump

Commie propagandist. No but seriously, Fortress of War is such a mediocre pick, although it's probably better than other contemporary war movies coming out of Russia, e.g. Stalingrad (2013).

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>being nazis was a strategic error for nazis
killing slavs and taking their land was the entire point of the ideology.

The “Tiger” tanks used in the film were actually Russian T-34 tanks which had been specially modified to look like Tiger tanks. This is apparent when you look at the suspension of the tanks (T-34s used a modified Christie suspension, whereas the Tigers’ wheels were much more elaborate.)

Every tiger in any movie is just a modified T-34/T-55/etc

Fury is pretty much the only movie that had a real Tiger in it.

sounds like a redditor desu

>gets btfo by SS

Lots of commietrannies ITT

post height and jaw

>Fury is pretty much the only movie that had a real Tiger in it.
Theirs Is the Glory (1946)
They Were Not Divided (1950)

But user... commies won in Vietnam, in Korea, in WW2...

you get my point, theres fuck all real tigers in movies

Such a bad tiger

would be it be so fucking difficult to just make a cheap mechanical to scale mock up? Like it can be fucking aluminium or cardboard even.

>you get my point
I destroyed your point.

based and pettypilled

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>perfectly interspersed armies that consist of dudes fighting 1v1 at a time
>armor being of absolutely no value

kys brainlet

nice wig

Come and see

I think there's one other with a real one.

Considering most people won't have a clue it's wrong, or care, why bother? It's a movie, not a historical artifact. Plus, there's so few real ones, they would have had no reference, before the internet.

Infinity War

>russian propaganda movie
How can it be "propaganda" when Klimov the director literally had to fight for 8 years straight in order to release it because the soviet government didn't want it to be released under any circumstance?
This is mainly because the majority of the "germans" in the film are ukrainian collaborators (like it actually happened), as evident by that entire under the bridge scene. Literally soviets killing soviets.

It's an anti-war film, there is not even one hint of why would anyone join the soviet army/partisans also, nothing but bad things happen as soon as he joins them, even before he encounters any enemy at all.
Atleast watch the film before spewing absolute ignorant bullshit about it

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Patton.

Runners up: Kelly's Heroes, the Dirty Dozen, Mash, Mr. Roberts, The Big Red One, Hamburger Hill, Gallipoli, The Caine Mutiny (Geometric logic).

I don't hate Apocalypse Now, or Full Metal Jacket, or any of the big ones, I've just seen them too many times.

You just posted it, fren

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Jadotville is a tremendous pile of shit

Wait, isn't that the kraut tv show in which they're portrayed as dindu nuffin and evil poles hate the jews for no reason?

Is posting Come and See just bait at this point?

There is never any legitimate discussion on the film just anally devastated Nazi apologists trying to tear it down

it's basically pic related, and it's always the americans

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Brotherhood of War

Yes
>Oh no! I can't believe it, all these Ukrainian auxilleries are killing these Jews. Oh, if only we could stop them!

based
watch the movie cocksucker

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Those poor horses

>it's always the americans

why are you fags so obsessed with us? it's really embarrassing at this point.

could be worse, could be this guy

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Patton

There's many other very good movies but Patton is ultra comfy

every uniform looked like shit, reminded me of Dirty Dozen

> Every German soldier was a Race Scientist Oppressing Minorities

This is an abstracted leftist talking point; the film portrays it realistically, that the SS troops and the genocide program was a brainchild of Heinrich and Heidrich and normal troops (like the brother) had a fuck all knowledge about it.

yes yes, poor germans got invaded by these weird nazi aliens from the moon and were forced to murder all these jews and slavs and stuff
They dindu nuffin and were all good bois after all

Why are you obsessed talking about things you clearly know jackshit about?
You little snowflakes don't know anything about Eastern Europe in WW2 so better keep those snowflake mouths shut.

Are you really insisting on that the entire German native population had a gene that made them all race obsessed? Oddly arguing in terms of ridiculous race science here.

>The Tablet reviewer Laurence Zuckerman said that Generation War's presentation of World War II Germans as tolerant and free of anti-Semitism was "wildly out of sync" with what scholars have learned from letters, diaries and other primary sources. In reality, "most ordinary Germans at the time held attitudes of casual racism at the very least, and a strong sense of imperial entitlement over Jews, Slavs and other races deemed racially and culturally inferior. The series tries to draw a distinction between Nazis and everyday Germans that simply did not exist in any broad way. The tagline on the movie's poster – 'What happens when the country you love betrays everything you believe?' – is demonstrably false. Most Germans believed in the Nazi agenda.
That's exactly what im insisting on.

>The Tablet reviewer Laurence Zuckerman
Not that user, but lmao.

>The series tries to draw a distinction between Nazis and everyday Germans that simply did not exist in any broad way
ahhh yes, Oskar Dirlewanger was the same as a whatever German housewife with kids am i rite

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>most ordinary Germans at the time held attitudes of casual racism at the very le
Oh no, not casual racism. Now each of them is guilty of gassing the Jews. Americans need to now pay repatriations; for America had niggers hanging from lampposts long after Nazi Germany was dust.

Like I said, this insistence that every German was guilty of gassing six million Jews (this adds up to
80 million x 6 million = 4.8e+14; each German gassed 6 million) is the same leftist talking point as they use against Americans and black slavery now.