Fuck, James officially looks old

Evil cunt whore of a wife sucking and cucking the life out of him on top of his brand being hijacked by the Screenwave fatties as a result of his own incompetence, also the movie.

Its time to admit that james is not some cool anti-sjw underneath the surface.
He's a faggot who made a shitty movie with a black lead because he WANTED TO

STOP THE PRESSES!
AN OLD GUY LOOKS OLD

>38
>old

That latest Rental Reviews was the worse thing ever. Erin fucking her way to the top, well here she is to bore you to death about her supposed knowledge of the Spice Girls. Justin knows more than her! James didn't know a song by one of the biggest pop groups of the 90s when he was at the right age to have heard it. James is completely gone at this point.

His wife literally makes him feed the baby while he's watching the movie he has to review on his own fucking channel! He can't watch it on the TV? No, he has to juggle the baby and the a computer in each hand.

What the fuck? Is he serious? Is he just trying to stir the pot at this point? No... the sad truth is he really is that fucked.

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This guy is so chad, whatever happened to him?

That might or might not be true but some stuff recently doesn't fucking wash, namely, the Three Stooges being problematic bullshit. He's never done that garbage before. Also going back before that he started to make similar statements about sexism and racism. This either comes from the cow whore cunt of a wife or Godfather Ryan trying to keep things nice and smooth for Screenwave optics after the Ghostbusters debacle.

Hanging out with Gamester81 probably.

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>be the sole breadwinner of the household
>wife makes you do shit to help out at home

The fuck out my face with this shit.

what gets me is that none of the braindead Cinemassacre audience ever find any fault with him, I don't know if they're zoomers or what but they are the perfect drones, they rarely even address the content of any of the videos, just suck of James like he's a holy blameless creature.

>Either he's depressed about Screenwave pushing him out or his ugly tranny girlfriend is stuffing him with too much McDonalds.

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>wearing a hat inside
do Americans really do this?

I called it, i called it since the fall 2018

Erin is completely using mike. They dont love each other. And blackpillled user can see from a mile, that her evil plot is to create a decent living off her youtube channel as quick asap. When she abandons mike, he'll be devestated. Mike let erin trample him by making him do all these promotions. All that time and dedication, just so she can go be a single thot who friendzone cinemassacre.

Expect Punished Mike arc very soon.

>Justin knows more than her! J
lol, thought this was funny

>Godfather Ryan
[The Godfather "Immigrant theme" music starts playing]
Nyeah, have a seat Jimmy. You doing fine? Good, good. Now Jimmy, Mike has been telling me you want out. Wanna retire the Nerd. Wanna shave ya head to boot. Ahh Jimmy, you always was a good kid, a good oiner. But this, this you wound me. After all Screenwave has done for ya. You can't get out now. No sir, I can't have that Jimmy I'm sorry. Say hows the kids? The sick one healed up all nice and good? Good good. Be a shame if something happened to em. Ya know even if you want out, think of yer family. Wouldn't want them to... suffer because of your selfish mistake would ya? Life is hard for a family man outta the job. Good, good boy now you see it my way.
Now get the fuck outta here.

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Yes, americans are really fucked up in the head

i remember in one of the vids, Justin posted a comment apologizing for talking for james too much, and all the replies were
>WHAT, NO, YOURE PERFECT JUSTIN!
>YOU DID NOTHING WRONG
its common for american males to wear baseball caps in the inside. i never do it though. but i honestly think its part of the reason ive been shauned from social events in college. like, wearing a hat for a guy is almost a must in american culture.

but james is just wearing it cause hes bald.

i highly doubt you being shunned has anything to do with your lack of wearing hats. you're probably an awkward ugly spergie retard

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It’s just yt users you retard. They do nothing but digest content from their subscriptions every breathing moment. 0 thoughts or opinions.

Shit. He's only a year and a half older than me and he's married with a kid.

>cinemassacre hits 3 million subs
>the lazy special ed retard rolfe makes no reference to it

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anyone still watching after the fat fucks showed up is indeed braindead. I used to watch all cinemassacre content but quit cold turkey when the sacks of lard appeared out of nowhere.

James doesn't give a shit about anything anymore.

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>all cinemassacre content
please dont tell me you actually watched Playlist Junkie and Talk About Games with mike and ryan

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I mean it’s not his channel anymore

Wow he got fucking fat kek

>hes the angry, nonchalant greco era philosopher nerd.

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Why is cinemassacre so fat

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Checked.

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youtu.be/kMy53AQKox4?t=635
>10:35

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I haven't watched a cinemassacre video since like 2010, can someone give me a quick rundown of who the other guy is? please

Miss me yet?

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listen to how different even his voice is, now it's all warbly and weak, jesus christ how much can one man degrade before 40 years old

>2005, James Rolfe and Justin Silverman meet at film school
>2008, Ryan Schott is commissioned by James to help fix the cinemassacre website
>gets featured briefly in some videos (CED, Hosting cinemassace from website)
>2011, Ryan forms Screenwave media
>Ryan helps with the cinemassacre website and youtube algorithms for cinemassacre videos
>2012, Justin Silverman creates silvermania with Jarret
>silvermania get Kieran as an editor/cameraman
>bob Magrann becomes main stay member of silvermania
>meme video "interview with gabe newell" comes out
>Tony is featured in Silvermania vids
>silvermania is now Justin, Jareet, Kieran, Tony, Bob
>2014; Ryans friend and screenwave employees form SEO toy review channel
>2015; Ryan approaches James about partnering with his company Screenwave media. James Agrees
>Mike and Ryan proceed to make web series Talk About Game and making Ryan a mainstay of cinemassacre of cinemassacre
>cinemassacre ideos start having sponsors as a result of partnering with screenwave
>2016; Bob AKA Gape Newell, is arrested for child pornography; causing the end of silvermania
>Jarret leaves Silvermania
>Justin, Tony, Kieran have no more jobs
>Infamous SEO toy christmas special comes out; featuring Mike matei and justin silverman
youtube.com/watch?v=lrC3ebziaiM
>2017; bootsy is officially fired from Cinemassacre
>Ryan hires Justin Silverman, Kieran, and Tony to do behind the scenes work for screenwave (setting up cons, video editing for screenwave channels)
>Ryan is featured in James and Mike in place of bootsy
>Mike and Ryan video has infamously the lines "guest star james rolfe"
>Ryan Schott plays NES cartridge in Wrestling games avgn
>Justin Silverman is seen in the behind the scenes of polybius
youtube.com/watch?v=1odokf3kyd0
>Ryans SEO toy channel advertised in AVGN lightspan episode
>2018; Cinemassacre releases Rampage movie review; featuring Ryan, Tony, and Justin
youtube.com/watch?v=BK3cq0gamwU

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>April to May 2018 many more movie reviews featuring James, Ryan, Tony, and Silverman come out including star wars
>June 2018 avgn dirty harry comes out; the first avgn episode written 100% by screenwave (kieran) and not james
>kieran is confirmed to write the crow bar joke in halloween stream
>August 2018; the first rental review comes; getting rid of Ryan from movie review
>Aug 24th, Kieran makes first ever appearance on cinemassacre in rental review
youtube.com/watch?v=OhINNl6eUX0
>September 2018, Kieran, Justin, Tony attack thecinemassacretruth subreddit
>Kieran has biggest meltdown out of screenwave
>Kieran does Q&A on Yea Forums
>AVGN tomb raider becomes first avgn featuring Screenwave (kieran) as a character
>2019 AVGN alladin features Tony as character

Latza is love. Latza is life.

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>Raid 2020....maybe I'll review that in the year 2020.

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More like upset at the realization they can't live off youtube monies. He seriously strikes me as one of those 'build the brand' douches that thinks you can make anything successful by shoving it down enough throats.

> Having to grow a beard to hide your weird fucking face.

not playlist junkie,mike and ryan was my least favorite but i was actually warming up to ryan

yeah, james does sound pretty horse now of days. he sounded bad in 2008, because i think his voice was damaged from initial avgn and a disease. But now his voice is more disinegrated more than ever.

youtube.com/watch?v=uxqaI0UBDHM

what the fuck do you expect? James is literally a retarded cuck who sold out. he has no spine whatsoever.

When I heard him say this there was no way in hell I thought he'd still be doing this, yet here we are

There's nothing worse than someone that has to laugh at their own jokes.

>I used to watch all cinemassacre content but quit cold turkey
wow that's impressive. How did you do it?

>implying this entire ordeal isn't an ARG james is playing on us

its honestly the #1 thing im looking forward to in life. like, i was considering killing myself, but i just couldnt, because i just fucking need to see the Raid 2020 episode. Its the revelation of my life. Its the only thing that gives me a purpose and meaning. im not sure how im going to plan for it. I usually eat hot wings to celebrate an avgn vid. but for Raid 2020, i will personally buy a full pack of rolling rock, ice cream, ramen, wings, lollipops. Hell, maybe ill use up the last of my super prescribed pain medication to get me high.

Fuck, im so hyped. i dont think ive ever been this hyped over anything.

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BASED

Actually the youtube audience got angry about the christmas episode he did with nathan barnatt cause they didn't want him acting like a goof they only wanted him to autistically detail everything about the stuff they were "reviewing".

>what gets me is that none of the braindead Cinemassacre audience ever find any fault with him
oh you sweet summer child

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>james was so butthurt, he released this vid
youtube.com/watch?v=LRSMq_QNvOA

im honestly surprised james saw the negative comments. When it came out, i tried looking for negative comments on the episode, and it was pretty hard to find. the top rated comments was stuff like
>its just different humor. dont attack it because its slapslick
like, does james read the comments for his videos that thoroughly? I know there used to be a time when james would respond to each individual email to him

what the hell site is that. sfw kiwifarms?

I am already bored with "Rental Reviews"

>racist idiot

I'm getting really fucking sick of this meme, are these people even self aware? Do they actually think people become "racist", or develop opinions on races, out of absolutely nowhere and it's just blind hate for literally no reason?

AVGN was literally never funny.
>hurr durr SHIT PICKLE XDDD
Fuck off

Jesus christ they're never going to do a bad movie review that's hasn't already had a book's worth of reviews are they?

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not him but I did watch Talk About Games because Ryan is the only one on the channel who has any clue about any kind of pc games. It only really went to shit when they started doing full sponsored episodes.

what the fuck kind of numale forum is this? Should we invite one of them to our threads?

resetera.com/threads/mike-matei-i-never-thought-that-jamesnintendonerd-channel-that-i-made-would-get-3-million-subs-on-youtube.123634/

what did Kieran meltdown over?
he seems pretty chill and based

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Looks like a standard 30ish numale

Based Mike

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they unironically make the thetruth reddit look like edgelords

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>thetruth: rental reviews sucks
>Slob: But guise, were really trying here :thetruth: they still fucking suck
>Slob: YOURE ENTITLED STUPID TROLL SHITS.
>Slob: JEFFREY SWEENIE, IM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU

Jesus. Reminded me of ifc yipes. At least that dude got skinny again.

>that one video where Mike got legitimately pissed and said Godzilla movies are superior to any movie that has ever won an academy award

unironically fucking based

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Those comments naturally rose to the top since youtube changed comments to default sort by rating. There was definitely a high volume of comments of people just straight up complaining that he made a silly video. James making the video in response to this was probably his realization that his audience changed from when he was really starting out AVGN 2006-2008.

its like that era in cinemassacre in the first half of 2017, when everyone was shitting on mike and praising bootsy, but then that died down by 2018. Except, for these guys, the rage never died down

he'll be alright
i remember when i had stakes on the internet, shit can get intense

yeah I don't know why people here hate mike because he constantly shits on disney/star wars

This episode was awkward. Still better than any of the newer videos though.

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I thought he loved Disney because he's stuck in the "golden years" with Scrooge Mcduck and all that bullshit

he likes old stuff. Any of the new stuff is shit so he would fit right in.

People are mad over the Bootsy thing but he's otherwise /ourguy/

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Adult Swim recently tried making a web show that targets the same demo as AVGN. It got cancelled, but I honestly think it was more entertaining than all of the video game shit on YouTube.

youtu.be/MmRyFdJC2Kg

oh I couldnt watch that vid. Had to fucking close 2 mins in. I know the term 'cringe' gets abused a lot but the senior citizen really made me acutely aware of how autistic the AVGN persona and swearing was

Choose your player!

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The funniest part is how bad Mattei is at games.

i unironically liked it at the time.
i know that some of kaufman's lines are cringe. but its not like it ruins the whole vid

shouldn't these trannies despise James for the Ghostbusters statement?

at least he actually plays them

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He is actually pretty good. He beat some difficult games such as Silver Surfer

> trying.
You could randomly pull different sentences off a google search for any given shit flick that couldn't possibly have anything more said about it and get similar results.

There's one part you left out

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The two aren't mutually exclusive. He could have the most patrician movie tastes in the world and it wouldn't make what they're doing these days suck less.

This thread is far more depressing than my perpetual loneliness. Seeing my childhood icon be dragged so low is scaring.

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>bullocks, what are you some type nintendo onions?

>manlet
>chad
Pick one

he looks like a serial killer

You’re not officially old until you’re 50.

fucking manchild

Spoony was supposed to be on that tour too but he slept in and missed his flight

theres no doubt in my mind, that mike and james experimented on eachother

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Not familiar with whatever fan edit that game is but if it's still the same engine it's pure memorization.

It's a tangent and probably stupid to make this a sticking point but the sequence spawning is what made the first trilogy so great. After that you just have to not get hit so you can get your double and triple carry items and even that's only so you don't break your controller fighting Death.

It's like a 20 minute game.

How tall is he

5'11". not meme'ing

No

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No he should go full Bruce Willis mode and own his baldness.

Screenwave fatties probably won't let him, because the AVGN isn't bald. So James is a humiliated cuck slave to Fat King Ryan.

Mike is a treasure for the memes and reaction images alone

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haha funni face man

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resetera

always

Considering Matie is 6'9, I'd still say the guy on the left is pretty tall.

my all time favorite

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James has sideburns out of the 1800s/1970s

Mike is 5’10

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>Its time to admit that james is not some cool anti-sjw underneath the surface.
no one ever thought that beside you cringey /pol/ zoomers james will always be based for the original monster madness stuff alone stop trying to inject your cringey culture war nonsense into it

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He's the angryyyyyyyy....

videogaaaaaaame....

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FUCKING CRINGE JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY JAMES YOU FAGGOT

im only 1 inch shorter than Mr. Chad himself. Maybe i really can ascend!

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>duhh why dis brown ting in da way i can't see da fight

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>he was based because he summed up a movie
brainlet response

kek

Cringe, yet redpilled.

monster madness put people onto a bunch of cool horror films like the Spanish cut of the original Dracula dumb zoomer james is above your retarded politics bullshit

the last cideo to not have james do a stupid face for thumbnail....

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>i know nothing about horror movies
dumb zoomy zoom zoom kill yourself

I met alphie at a convention, I'm barely 6ft, and I absolutely towered over him.

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My hair was much worse than James and I got a hair system and I look better than ever, faggot.
People who used to think I was in my 30s now people mistake me for 19. No Finastride needed from now on and it is cheaper than a transplant too.
And it also is thicker hair than if they transplanted my scalp hair.
BTFO

you're trying too hard retard. stop trying to inject this culture war bullshit into cinemassacare of all fucking places

He looks older than Stoklasa

>looks 60
You guys are delusional, the next few years are gonna be real rough for you so get ready

t. dumbfuck zoomer that doesnt know shit about horror movies

James mannerisms are easily within the realm of a 60 year old in bad condition, constant befuddlement and lack of understanding

>constant befuddlement and lack of understanding
please dont make fun of the mentally retarded. they cant help it

Mike literally made the youtube channel, nothing he said was weird.
What is really weird is how everyone is so desperate to find drama at Cinemassacre, and how much people treat James like a retarded baby, like he isn't aware of everything.

Do you take biotin or keratin?

>looks and acts
You said he looks sixty, which he clearly doesn't. I agree he acts like a dumb old man

lol never change millennials

It's very likely they had some sort of unspoken bromance going on. Mike recorded the weird Elmo video in James' house while he was away. I'll be he jerked off in his bed.

>He could have the most patrician movie tastes in the world and it wouldn't make what they're doing these days suck less.
are we not on the television/film board? What else matters?

I meant in regards to notion that we should like him just because he hates star wars, and it still doesn't make their reviews better for it.

MINEY CRAFTA

he hates more than disney. Most of his rants are pretty much tv posts.

with what money? what about april?

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qt james is dead

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Why do white women start sometimes looking like men when they get older?

he already said on twitter he's getting rid of sodie pops.

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he actually uploaded a new video a few days ago on e3, even though people thought he's dead

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this
>james literally does nothing apart from showing up in videos
>he still has to care of the muh kids
>he literally has zero time
she was recently on e3 live show. it works

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he's busy taking care of the muh kids

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yeah it was mike who created the channel. without him avgn wouldn't exist
>james saying in rental reviews that both movies, avgn movie and guardians of the galaxy had kaufman and that more people went to see avgn movie than guardians of the galaxy
lmao

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youtube.com/watch?v=-B6RProVY2U
youtube.com/watch?v=oir0Q9DnOXo
whip it your cock out james, whip it out - mike

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based james shitting on shitty dark nu-godzilla movie

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have sex sweetie

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wtf is a hair system

norwood 3 here

It's the bad greenscreen crust on him. He needs to shave his head though or get a transplant. Looks awful.

>falling for the hair loss meme

Since when are people so obsessed with hairlines? I legit never even thought twice about another dudes hair or even my hair for that matter until hairline posting suddenly became a thing

that's a 40 years old man

Young posters shitting on old posters. General "let's make people self-conscious" posting, such as taking average/above average heights and dick lengths and calling them manlet height or dicklet length, or calling anybody who isn't underweight a fatass.

I felt the same way about height until I started browsing this site lol

Honestly it's pretty sad seeing the older e celebrities desperately try to cling on to relavance and ad bucks. They're mostly unwatchable and unlike tv/film there isn't anybody there to tell them that they won't get any parts anymore. Big musicians end up playing smaller venues but these guys are still on the same venue and it's bigger than ever. Plus most of them can't quit because they spent their youth making content so they don't have any job skills and are too old to really develop them. Especially the one's that were edgy. Imagine in 5-10 years YMS trying to get a job when he's connected to bestiality online or look at the amazing atheist who's latest video is him drinking alone in his garage and breaking down emotionally. It's really sad. I think there's an opportunity for somebody to make a washed up celebrity reality tv show equivalent for youtube.

>look at the amazing atheist who's latest video is him drinking alone in his garage and breaking down emotionally
epic
link?

He was acceptable by the standards of his time. Remember back then streaming was some guy pointing a cheap camera at a fat back tv screen, intellectual discussion were a bunch of hs drop out atheists making fun of evangelicals, comedy was fat guys being angry, and Ray William Johnson was the king of youtube.

youtube.com/watch?v=g0RKhmPa2QU

>It's really sad.
yeah almost as sad as being a wage cuck

youtu.be/g0RKhmPa2QU

Here

literally me

>I'm just a YouTube has been, baby
It's finally hit him.

When I was in elementary school I raised one of these moths

In a normal workplace the longer you work the better position you get and the more valuable you are and you have more options to move around and do things. Also typically you don't have to do the grunt work anymore.

Youtubers follow a seperate pattern. They have a climb and then a peak and then a slow bleeding decline that they can't stop. They never seem to plan for the decline either so there's not much investments. So they end up in a position where they have to continue to make videos that desperately try to reinvigorate the old spark but the spark is dead in both them and the audience. It has them perpetually be trying to be in a 15-25yr olds mindset even as they approach their 40s.

Same reason why some men start to look like old lesbians. Less test and estrogen when you get older.

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Tenure doesn't have as much influence in the workplace as you think it does.

>yfw the last notable thing he did was ruin Milo Yiannopoulos's career
lmfao

>mfw tyrone cums on time

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>wage cuck

That's a weird way to spell leech.

>Mike Matei blocked me from the AVGN facebook page for saying that he sucked and that they should bring back Bootsy
Butthurt.

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steven GIELBERG

Hi Bootsy! Gain height.

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They look like they fuck each other.

theyre all gay

Too many Brown Bricks

Based Mike, keep out the trolls

mike's an alky

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RLM collab when?

James just seems fucking brain dead now